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fri9875

I’d fucking love another FCB-BVB final at wembley, especially because just for having Kane we’d get a lot of the fan support (I’d assume)


yldf

If that happens, I want the most spectacular, newsworthy, dramatic finish possible. So, either the game turning in the last minute of additional time (like in 1999) or dramatic penalties (like in 2012). I’m aware that were both losses, but I don’t care about who wins in that, as long as it’s dramatic…


TheWhiteGolem

Just believe it can be happen


parkerpyne

Who wouldn't? Gotta first get past Real tho. No small feat.


Petarthefish

I love how all the pundits wrote off Dortmund like they write us off


Nighthawk700

So much anti-Bundesliga sentiment. It's super annoying.


Incognito-Movements

Dortmund won by their chinny chin chin


SquashNo3638

So it's advantage Dortmund huh?. Already thinking about next week. 


ExoticCardiologist46

this should mean BVB qualified for UCL next year too, right? Lets see who is the happy 4th non-german team in the next semi finals (besides fcb, bvb and leverkusen)


MitchellCumstijn

Fullkrug is a great story given all the tough times he’s been through with losers like Markus Anfang.


Internecine-

So that’s the coefficient secured right?


germanchoc

Yessir


BitchIDrinkPeople

Germany has 5 champions league spots. Good job BVB


ayyndrew

and funnily enough the team benefiting from the extra spot will probably be Dortmund 😂


BeniCG

Unless they qualify directly by winning it all


Numerous-Ad-3050

If Dortmund make it to the finals I’m convinced we’re gonna make it too. All the stars are aligned for a German final at wembley 11 years later, the script won’t fail us 🙏


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

proud of ya, bvb ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq|downsized)


dcd1130

Still blows my mind that’s not Zach galafanakis.


a_lexx21

No way?!


footysocc

Dortmund can be happy, but at the same time should be up 2- or 3-0


jsnamaok

Tbf PSG absolutely fucked multiple clear chances too. So BVB should be very happy with this result.


Numaan68

BVB also fucked up multiple chances.


Incognito-Movements

Totally, never seen both teams miss so many chances


NiK0-

PSG shouldn’t be in the semis to be honest


tootiredtothinkrnlol

I swear if Barca hadn’t shot themselves in the foot with the two goal advantage they had, they would have probably gone through.


MLDK_toja

They skipped the 2013 semifinal reunions


phinix21

Ooof that would’ve been such a great script 🤌 Switched semi finals and possibility of der/el classico finals. Lew4ndowski playing for barca this time. Sad barca shit the bed


jsnamaok

PSG wouldn’t last one season in the BuLi 💪


Stunning-Ad-5564

Psg is actually shit


ExoticCardiologist46

the meltdown at r/psg is just as entertaining as the game itself lmao


Ajvarmk

Plastic is melting very easy you know


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NateFisher22

Good, fuck those oil assholes


GroupUpWithMei

Eughhhhh man they need to be taking some of these chances they really deserve the win here


Mr_h_b

Dortmund winning gives me great hope for a german final


cv-x

Right now, we are the bigger problem there.


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DeeOhEf

Never call it that again


DeeOhEf

Good for BVB but fuck they could've easily had 3 or 4 against them by now and they wouldn't be able to complain about it'


Rupperrt

They could also have won 3:0 and PSG couldn’t have complained about it. Both teams wasted chances en masse.


ida2469

It doesn't work like that


No_Storage_449

Damn good ball by sancho


Incognito-Movements

He’s been playing well


JC18_

Genuinely hoping Dortmund wins, but it's honestly a miracle how both teams are still in this game lol One of them should be up by 3 goals by now lol


Incognito-Movements

Definitely


BitchIDrinkPeople

How dude??!!!


lambo9797

Adeyemi kinda looking like Bollywood Gnabry


rossfcb

I know we gave Kim a hard time but PSG are only here because of a brain fart from Araujo


NiK0-

Dembele lowkey has a terrible first touch lol


Incognito-Movements

He’s shaky. For someone of his câliber I would expect a clinical first touch but oftentimes it’s horrible. He played really well though. Almost reminiscent of a Leroy Sané. Bunch of great chances just can’t seem to score


WestReport2960

having Real - Bayern in one semifinal and this in the other should be illegal 😭


Honigbrottr

Wtf is that first touch, wtf is that shoot? Why do we have arsenal + real. Holy...


Rl9goat

Dude please Madrid need to finish like this in the second leg


NiK0-

Real would never miss those


No_Storage_449

Lmaoo dembele. Fucked that up pretty good


WestReport2960

no way


FilthStoredHere

Man PSG just... Do not look good.


FlyingArab

CL Hummels has literally been the best CB in the world this season, he's still so elite in this deeper defensive line 


2rsh

We sold him for Lucas:)


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

no idea how he does it, he gets cooked in the league on the regular only to ball out midweek


Internecine-

Greatest UCL year of all time in terms of entertainment? At least for the knockout rounds, it’s been fantastic


Insanel0l

I will most likely jinx it, but a 1:0 would ensure we have the 5th CL spot


Ajvarmk

Doesnt matter the rematch?


Insanel0l

No


backflash

Half a year ago I was convinced that, any game now, Terzić's days as the BVB manager were numbered. And now here we are.


jsnamaok

I thought he was taking a different role at BVB after this season?


jationio

![gif](giphy|SUEjfSLaD6f77lyzH6|downsized) Tuchel and Terzic when they reach the final.


jationio

Adeyemi needs a sub, he is gased, Terzic should bring in Gittens or Malen


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

ok guys.....hear me out tell ralle to stay with the austrian team and get terzicball, lets go


NiK0-

No way this PSG would have beaten Barca if not for Araujos stupid red card


Impatrickk

It's nice to watch a game without being insanely nervous


NateFisher22

Still nervous because I want PSG out more than anything


Stunning-Ad-5564

Terzic black magic making them missing these chances


Krisven75

I am so salty we have to beat Arsenal and Real to get a final and Dortmund get Atletico and PSG


The-Berzerker

Nah I much prefer playing Real


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It’s much better for us, cause we’re not beating Real in a final.


Ryoman-Sukuna007

Honestly i expected PSG to be a tough task


FlyingArab

Sancho vs Nuno Mendes has been so fun to watch


BitchIDrinkPeople

Terzic’s black magic needs to be studied


No_Storage_449

Close again. Dortmund need to start scoring the chances


NiK0-

Paris passing is so terrible it’s insane


leKosch

Adeyemis crosses are almost as good as coman‘s


XeroVeil

Why do Dortmund not finish their chances? Are they stupid?


PanickingHippo

They watched us last night clearly


jationio

Are you Patrick Wasserziehr? The question sounds like he would ask.


koobediug

the score would have been 5-2 if we would have finished ours


XeroVeil

We are unfortunately also stupid. =/


manLIKEoliverKahn

this dortmund superteam is winning the cl man ,tears


CarlSK777

The fan with the whistle, I wanna make them eat it


leKosch

What was that variant lmao


Impatrickk

Am I blind or adeyemi was pushed on a breakaway


WestReport2960

those misses make me feel better about yesterday


GroupUpWithMei

Sancho looks incredible tonight.


JC18_

This UCL season has been soooo fierry!!! I absolutely love it!!! Everyone is fighting for everyball, teams aren't scared to press and attack.


kurtland1961

CL is so much more entertaining when Pep’s robotic football and its derivatives are not in it


WestReport2960

nah, no pen


backflash

This is so wild and entertaining to watch!


kurtland1961

Anthony Taylor is Anthony Tayloring


jsnamaok

Replay


footysocc

ayo I want to see that shove on Fülle again


No_Storage_449

Def looked like a pen


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

i love how two premier league rejects (sancho and dier) are cooking in the cl semis and all teams from greatest league are on the couch lmao


kurtland1961

Dortmund’s saving grace is that Mbappe is having a shot game


footysocc

Schlotterbeck lmao


hskch

Should’ve scored that 💀


Honigbrottr

This game wtf. They have like more 100% goals in 10 min then yesterday in the whole match. crazy its still 1:0


adrian_rainy_day

How tf do u miss that


footysocc

Fülle man


kurtland1961

This is 100% going to end 2-1 to PSG. Even God will not forgive how many chances these mfs are missing


No_Storage_449

Oh fulle fulle


Rl9goat

Both teams finishing is shit


JC18_

Lol we don't have much room to talk 😅


WestReport2960

man, Fülle had to burry that


CMedina19

Oh no


ediewz

omg


BitchIDrinkPeople

Should have been 2-0


germanchoc

Brandt is similar to KdB where you can tell how gassed he is by the redness in his face


No_Storage_449

Wtf was that brandt


DeeOhEf

Terrorzicball had to warm up in the 1st half


jationio

Real would score 4 goals with the chances PSG had


BitchIDrinkPeople

Dortmund begging for it now


kurtland1961

I’m feeling a 2-1 to PSG if Dortmund keep fucking it up


WestReport2960

I wish we were this lucky


Honigbrottr

Psg had more high potential goal scoring chances in 10 min than madrid in 90.


germanchoc

Adeyemi is looking gassed


CarlSK777

A PSG goal seems inevitable


footysocc

🤫


Ajvarmk

Damn i would give my kidney to have Kane paired with Mbappe in our squad


hskch

PSG hit 2 posts LMAO


Stunning-Ad-5564

Good job goal post


kurtland1961

Lol stupid defending. How do you give Mbappe so much time and space inside the box


Honigbrottr

trusted the post its terzic genius. Having the post defend for you.


jsnamaok

Looool


No_Storage_449

What a shot by mbappe tho. Close one


germanchoc

Post MotM


ediewz

what the fuck hhahaahahahhaaahahah


BitchIDrinkPeople

Phew


Honigbrottr

If dortmund wins terzic confirmed Bayern Trainer for 20 million transfer. Condition is that Terzic learns Bayern Fansong /s


EvenEalter

I don't think there's any team which tends to have more contrasting halves than Dortmund. Let's see how they look


ExoticCardiologist46

ive been a fcb fan since for ever but if it really comes to a german final, I would ACTUALLY not mind losing to dortmund. We won 11 years ago, let them have this one. okay I would still be mad but it would be a much better feeling than giving the title to PSG


scrambledeggsss

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahah


kurtland1961

I need eye bleach


B-Karas

I hereby revoke your status as a ‘bayern fan’


jsnamaok

What the fuck lmao


Internecine-

Carragher is getting paid to stand with the fans, drink beer, and watch a football game Lucky bastard


Ragtime_Kid

guys, imagine, 11 years later... just imagine.. i really hope both sides pull through


Glad-Sleep-3901

i want bayern bvb final hoping for a bayern 1-0 shithouse masterclass


footysocc

der ~~Arjen~~ Mathys hats gemacht


B-Karas

I wish we would have been on this side of the bracket man


Fit-Caterpillar2615

I think it’s good we got the tough side. We have held up/performed better than Arsenal and Madrid which are some of the strongest teams. Next season we will win the treble with the right manager


tootiredtothinkrnlol

I agree we always get the heavy side of the bracket for


IronSheik127

Maybe just victim mentality but I’m convinced the committee hates us


KA_Bayern

Once again, Schlotterbeck is a ridiculous CB. Also we owe it to the football world to beat Madrid if Dortmund go through. Dortmund Madrid final would be terrible


xTatamo

is he playing good or bad


KA_Bayern

Very good


hskch

As long as they don’t choke, 2 more goals for BVB should secure them to Wembley


LordHeezay

How’s Dortmund doing? I’m so happy for Füllkrug man.


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

terzicball!


footysocc

![gif](giphy|0EYMLE1NKJNHQP7T0I|downsized)


tootiredtothinkrnlol

Watching this makes me really want us to beat Real


ground_hog_cute

don’t worry hurricane will strike madrid


FlyingArab

Masterful performance by Dortmund, say what you want about Terzic but the man cooks in Europe


TheSold3y

The magic of press and inshallah


NiK0-

Poor performance by psg so far


OneIn_a_billion

Dortmund cooking on the left wing.


EvenEalter

They thought they were Robben and Ribery in 2010


TheSold3y

Adeyemi + Sancho defo showing up


BitchIDrinkPeople

Can’t wait to see how Dortmund Dortmund this up


rossfcb

If we’re saying that Mbappe and Bellingham are two of the top ballon dor contenders when both of them seem to ghost most big games (Barca, city last round and then games this week), the criteria has really changed for what the ‘best player’ is. Both have great moments but neither should win it over someone like Kroos, KDB or Kane who genuinely are the greatest footballers right now.


ExoticCardiologist46

>Mbappe and Bellingham are two of the top ballon dor contenders I would include haarland here too, they all just ghost big games. If Real wins UCL, I would honestly say that Rüdiger is a strong contender. The "best" player should not always be the top scorer, Rüdiger is playing an insane season, but Kroos deserves it too. He enables the team so damn hard.


rossfcb

Haarland has been ghosting in small games recently too. Agree on Rudiger tbh, especially with a good euros


Fun-Arrival-4130

Mbappe is a world cup merchant


kurtland1961

Brev Adiyemi is all over the pitch


jsnamaok

PSG are crap


jationio

Interesting that PSG brought Kolo Muani, Ramos and Skriniar and no one plays in the first 11.


nafets2307

Especially since they obviously would rather play Mbappe out of position instead of playing one of the two real strikers.


BitchIDrinkPeople

Easy 180M depth 👍🏾


SlyFisch

PSG play like a FIFA ultimate team player


Affectionate-Air9722

I don't know if I'm alone on this but if Dortmund makes it to the final and we don't , I'm gonna be really pissed lol


MaxXCeption

I wont. PSG is a way easier opponent to get


footysocc

I'd be pissed that we didn't make it but not because BVB made it


germanchoc

Kobel trying to do his best Neuer impersonation


footysocc

BVB kicking out PSG would be so damn sweet


CarlSK777

If Bayern can pull it off next week, I'd feel confident against either one of these 2 teams


backflash

What a shot by Sabi!


footysocc

Sabi is in great form


Internecine-

Shame he’s made of glass, Lucas was class for us It sucks he left after we stood by him throughout his injuries, but I never got the feeling from him that he quit on us. He always gave 110% effort every time he was on the pitch and was consistently our best defender


flowferencak007

Probably realized he’s brittle af and decided I need to make the most money I can asap.


ediewz

damn,almost 2-0


No_Storage_449

Dortmund cooking psg


NiK0-

Donnarumma looked like the next world class goalkeeper at Milan but ever since he joined PSG he looked very underwhelming


wowa_s

He was the same at milan and for italy good on the lina but useless feet


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

of course that happened just when i checked lucas stats and thought about how he already played more games for psg than for us (in one season) sad to see him limp off :((


jsnamaok

Lucas I love you but you’re made of paper mate