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Those guys are the best friends a person could ask for


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

This was a damn good one. Brilliant. And this could've been done in 1990 and it still is funny and works


[deleted]

If my son's gonna ask out a girl for prom, I'm gonna show him this video


MoneoAtreides42

[Footage of them shortly after](https://youtu.be/xsGP35Vd6qQ?t=8s)


JJStryker

So me and 2 of my friends were receiving a blowjob together and we sang this song. It was pretty funny.


MoneoAtreides42

That's nice


bleep-bloop-poop

Bruh. . .


cerebralsexer

I also think same watching video and wish I also had


YmmaT-

If I was the dad recording, I wouldn’t be able to contain the laughter until it was over. That shits funny!


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

I believe the Handbook propounded by the Council of Dads indicates the correct tactic in this kind of situation is to advise your daughter that “You better marry him or I will.” But most dads don’t know that, as no dad ever reads the instructions.


Data-Suspicious

[Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/04/18)


Smaulz

As a dad of two teenaged girls, I would have been completely dying. Then I would have shoved her out of the way and gone myself. I think the dudes would have been okay with that, I'm old enough to buy beer.


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pirikikkeli

What is it a cop car? Lol


[deleted]

Ngl this is the best! That dude has great friends


OttieandEddie

I normally think the whole “prom-posal” is dumb. But this guy did it right


Ace_on_the_Turn

Destroyer of porcelain! He knows his strengths.


denberchum

Did he also say "slayer of box"??


Vocor

Bucks


boyinbubble2

bugs


Grease_Kaiju

Thots


[deleted]

Props to this guy!


HistorianOtherwise37

And his friends!


istirling01

Props to his props


Aainikin

Now that’s one boyfriend material.


NCXXCN

She should call him daddy, as her childrens children should.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I’ve never understood why anyone would want their SO to call them daddy. That sets off my creep alarm real quick.


Throneawaystone

Right? I would rather you call me Patriarch


[deleted]

okay Guilliman


Caleth

That's a Primarch. If they want you to call them Patriarch look for extra arms and suspicious scales.


FurriesAreFine

Lot of creeps these days.


-spookygoopy-

anyone who doesn't have the same kinks you do surely *must* be creeps!! dumbass.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Lol licking feet is not the same as having a fantasy of having sex with someone that calls you daddy.


haha_squirrel

Pretty sure they’re joking… seeing their username is “FurriesAreFine”.


FurriesAreFine

Yup, that's what I said.


-spookygoopy-

at least you know you're a dumbass aww u/FurriesAreFine blocked me :(


FurriesAreFine

Gotcha child


Aedalas

I've seen it happen unwillingly too and it's extra creepy. My friend is mixed black and white but he looks Latino af, twice now I've seen some randos call him papi and it's skeevy as hell. I've never seen him look so uncomfortable.


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My mom called my dad that, and I'm Latino so I never saw it as creepy. Now granted I'm dating a white guy and I would not call him that because it *would* be creepy.


OkayRuin

I’ve never asked a girl to call me daddy, but I’ve had a couple who did it unprompted and wanted me to play along. One was “daddy”, the other was “sir”.


Careless_Bat2543

Can’t explain it. It works.


Alternative_Mention2

I know, disgusting! My wife only likes it when I call her Mommy


Commercial_Bear331

Non-native english speaker hier .... i always thought it was called ... Pr0n ?


The_Cow_Tipper

Pr0n = porn; and Prom = a formal dance for high school kids in the US.


Commercial_Bear331

Thank you. :) I should have added ... /s


Welkitends

Change a few letter and it can easily be better to watch.


rankispanki

haven't seen leetspeak in the wild in awhile!


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there goes cultured group Monty Python Galloping https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxiH81jQcG0bIpV6hgczPh6-mOmLPIM6P7


dashcob

I was so disappointed they werent using coconuts


MoneoAtreides42

Maybe no sparrows around to drop them off


YouGotMyBack

Swallows. Now, African or European is up for debate.


MoneoAtreides42

In my defense, I've had like 3 hours of sleep and no coffee.


[deleted]

I fart in your general direction.


[deleted]

Hon Hon Hon! Your father smells of Elderberries and your mother was a hamster! Now retreat before I tawunt you a second time!


BAMspek

My friends did a Monty Python remake for their Video Production class in high school. I was Patsy. Best roll of my life.


jbgtoo

This is awesome


Angel_legna13

That’s so damn funny and clever!


Minute_Guarantee5949

If I were the dad, he’d have my approval for marriage lmao


ScenicPineapple

Love the Monty Python vibes, this guy is going places as are his friends.


Sayakalood

This is nice, but how did they get the coconuts? I don’t believe they’re native to that part of the world.


shobeurself888

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.


Sayakalood

Are you suggesting the coconuts migrate?


shobeurself888

Not at all, they could be carried.


Sayakalood

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?


skweeky

It could grip it by the husk!


Sayakalood

It’s not a question of where he grips it, it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.


[deleted]

Well it doesnt matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur of the Court of Camelot is here?!


Sayakalood

Listen! In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty three times every second, right?


[deleted]

PLEASE! I’m not interested!


tzeruilean

most decent grocery stores stock coconuts in the midwest.


Unlucky-Pop-9975

???


Sayakalood

Monty Python


MoreGlockenspiel

Did he say "slayer of box"? Not sure how I'd feel about my daughter going to prom with a "slayer of box" boy. But... what do I know :/


argav304

Slayer of "bugs" ?


MoreGlockenspiel

Oh, that makes WAY more sense! I take it all back. Seems like a nice young man :)


argav304

Yes, a volorous boy indeed.


Moist_furr_Burger

Sounded like " slayer of box"


Healthy_Ad_4707

Beast I believe he said


[deleted]

I thought he said slayer of butts and was like “in front of dad??? damn that’s a ballsy move”


Aev_ACNH

I heard “Slayer of thots”


kooshans

By Crom...!


Pedantic_Phoenix

What was wrong with slayer of box? I'm not native, i wanna get it x)


MoreGlockenspiel

"Box" is slang for lady parts. You know... vulva, muff, snatch, beaver, etc.


Pedantic_Phoenix

You guys have waaaay too many slang words for us foreigners x) thanks for answering mate


levian_durai

When it comes to genitals, we have like 1000 slang words for both guys and girls. It's a fun game to come up with more - not intentionally to mess with non-native english speakers, that's just an unintended benefit :D


tookmyname

https://www.amazon.com/Greens-Dictionary-Slang-3-Volumes/dp/0550104402 This probably covers 1/10th of it. Americans love slang. And every region has its own slang.


Open_Dragonfruit_304

“Destroyer of porcelain” is what got me


pondering29

This is the BEST Monty Python and the Holy Grail take I have ever seen!!!


BalrogSlayer00

100% theater kids


Formal_Stuff8250

all of these poeple are so cool xD


Nanasays

He’s a keeper.


jujumanthebest

Wish Germany were so fun


Gumgumdookuin

It’s both the best way of asking someone and having a good sense of humor


Hot-Act-5700

This ain’t happening in Compton


-Wicked-

Sure it could but maybe with a slight variation. Like a drive-by with a spray of bullets that spell out "Prom?" in the side of the house would melt hearts?


Unhappy-Minimum-1269

All i could see is the huge and nice lawns in that neighborhood. The houses are so nice. Either they are super rich or they live in a low cost of living area like midwest. Most of us could never get anything close to that here in caifornia


st1tchy

That house across the street is a $300-500k house, depending on what suburb it is in in my area of Ohio.


petielvrrr

There are a lot of places like this that are affordable in Oregon & Washington. But you have to be okay with living next to absolutely nothing for like 10+ years while everything gets built around you.


Mimical

I'm more concerned with people wearing shoes in the house. Do these people just walk outside with shoes, and then walk inside and trample dirt everywhere? What is this?


Unhappy-Minimum-1269

It looks like they have hardwood floors so at least you can vacuum and mop. I had a friend with carpet and they wore shoes inside. It was shockingly filthy to me but they got so used to it they honestly didnt notice


amalgam_reynolds

They have a maid.


jmlinden7

The average American lives in a boring Rust Belt suburb. Reddit is not a proportional sample of the American population


shountaitheimmortal

Da bois


Guitarfucker69

Great Monty pithon energy from them


MolecularConcepts

this was great


No-Disaster-1331

Jajajajajajajaja 😂🤣😂🤣


OldGregg1014

This is the cutest nerdy thing I’ve ever seen!


QuiltMeLikeALlama

Oh my days, that was adorable.


roronoa_woe11

Legends 👏


Jericho_66

Glad they didn't got shot


Alex_SB_

Imagine having friends to do this with? 😢


lonestarr18

That’s a pretty fancy house in the background


DSMStudios

legend


peanutismint

Hahah he’s a keeper!!


wombat_kombat

Least cringeworthy prom-posal I’ve been witness to


Five2one521

“No you nerd. Now get off my lawn.” Lol


[deleted]

Say No. Slam the door. Call the cops.


Lazy_Laugh2597

100% Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibes and I am absolutely about it!!


FewMagazine938

And neighbors calling the police in 3.2.1


nbolli198765

On white teens in a nice suburban neighborhood? I doubt it.


[deleted]

ooohhhh you must hate white people so much


BatangTundo3112

I just watched it a couple of months ago.. sigh Ok, I'll watch it again.


Various_Alfalfa_8298

If only it was a coconut


anakinisabitch

I feel like I just watched a scene of Mounty Python and the Holy Grail


PotentialLoss7651

White people privilege


[deleted]

what the fuck does that even mean you fucking racist


PotentialLoss7651

Like what the fuck man like what the fuck you fucking racist what the fuck does that even mean fucking racist lmao boo fucking hoo


PotentialLoss7651

Yall always get so mad lmao you don't know the first thing about racism and honestly could care less about it when it happening to actual minorities


ImpressiveWafer4106

Pointless actions of life and the down-spiraling thoughts of generation Z.


TMS44

I don’t understand these. Just asked the dang person normally.


mightylordredbeard

Why? It was meaningful for her and she enjoyed it and she’ll never forget this moment.


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techshotpun

Damn, sounds like you’re just boring


[deleted]

This is just a bunch of friends having fun lol. What's so weird about that


Pitiful-Meatball

Rich? Weird? Whit- ok that one makes sense.


[deleted]

Yeah! they had a horse and everything, show offs.


PixelCat4

At first I thought it was a burger king Crown, I think i've watched too much shitposting


interdemented5432

Monty python fans. Cute


Bluntly-20

There's no way anyone can say no to that


ANOORY_XI

Nice work lad


MackSack48867

Shit BETTER be evening with that nonsense or someone getting shot lol.


MackSack48867

Sue has a cooler Dad than me for sure....some kid comes to my door and proclaims to be a "slayer of box" while asking my daughter out, we're gonna have a problem.


TrailMomKat

Haha I think it was "slayer of bugs."


psychxticrose

Excuse me but WHAT did he do to Chewbacca??


Dygufa10

Those are real ones


chasidi

Incredible


-spookygoopy-

if she didn't say yes, she's a fool. this was the cutest, funniest thing ever.


NewWiseMama

So fun. See if you can reupload and mute the young adults’ names for their privacy. Love the part about scared of all things that smell nice.


tomcat91709

This is the way!


iamaCODnuke

This absolutely belongs on r/JustGuysBeingDudes


joliemoi

Well, he's a keeper


whatisnotakenfuckme

He broke only stay in a Hugh jack man house can't afford a. Real horse... hope she said yes my guy :)


Antanim-

They all got on the same "horse" did they rob loki


1StonedYooper

He should have ended it with m' lady.


[deleted]

The way he said “CROWN” and just slammed it onto her head 😂


Equivalent-Link-378

My brothers


Elluminated

"Sorry, Already said yes to Pedro"


Elluminated

Now THATS an ask! thumbs up to his friends too


Bearjew312

Legend


EveryShot

These kids are fun and their parents did a great job raising them.


james_randolph

Lol til he show up next weekend on that imaginary horse instead of a limo


c0ld_a5_1ce

Does this extravagant prom asking ritual happen in other places than Utah?


Atmosphere_Enhancer

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Really clever. Glad he has a good group of friends. But as someone who grew up there, this kind of display is expected and can put a lot of stress on people for what should just be a fun time. I'm an overthinker so I didn't go to many high school events, but I sure enjoyed dating in college once this stuff wasn't expected. Glad the internet is around so people like me have a resource for clever stuff like this.


fuckreddit6908

Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky, little boxes...


dreevsa

Hear ye


CT_2136

Destroyer of porcelain... Think that flew over her head. Maybe Dad caught it


fxzero666

0/10 coconuts for lack of coconuts


Different_Fly_8273

I probably would have laughed myself to death if she said no


Aluindrel

Wish I was that creative


Good-Understanding91

That guy improvised reading nothing really well


RScalcione93

Fucking amazing


OooofPoof

Real homies always come through for their boys. This is something that will be remembered forever by everyone no matter how their relationship ends.


[deleted]

This is the type of classic funny business that will never get old.


YoshiSan90

She better marry him before her dad does.


poetic-cheese

This is GOLD!!


gdrumy88

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


mjfebus

She's going to marry that kid.


Fearlessly_Feeble

This is the first one of these prom videos that I didn’t hate entirely.


lightsisqueen

99.9% of "promposals" are cringe af, this one actually got me to laugh.


Logical-Limit-4495

That’s got to the best way to get asked to prom.. Priceless lmao 😂 props to all in this video!!


Fit-Parfait-3369

😂😂😂💯💯💯


Ka-we767

Where’s the coconuts?


-Mr-Thrash-Metal-

Hats off to these fine men.


jaycliche

sad she said no


RIPLORN

“Destroyer of porcelain” 😂


DUBBV18

I am Arthur, king of the Britons!


DK_Son

DESTROYER OF PORCELAIN. SLAYER OF BOX. I'M DYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AHHAJAJAHAHHA. The opening trumpet and galloping is so good. I'm so glad she said yes.


Foreign-Activity3896

The Duke and Duchess of Nerds.