>Kidnap a stranger
3 types of people.
- The people who dont care as long as they don't know the person.
- The people who make sure to pick the most evil scumbag possible.
- The people who find someone terminally ill and very near the end of life wanting to be out of their pain.
Maybe the 4th kind being a person who is stuck in 2 minds between the last 2 of those options. Personally I'd find the scumbag to protect anybody else who might have ended up being a victim of them.
The value of the metal would significantly decrease before you are able to sell it, but a billion dollars is only a tiny fraction of the USD in circulation so it would be worth the full billion.
Step one find or get a piece of property out of the way.
Step 2 agree to meet an asshole that you can't stand there.
Step three show up after they are already red mush and start shoveling pennies into a cement mixer that's washing them then pouring them out into the back of a dump truck
Step four go into places with bags of pennies use their coinstars get shit tons of gift cards
Step five sell said gift cards at a loss.
You're still going to be rich beyond your wildest dreams as long as you sell them to random people you're not going to be advertising this to the government
Hell if you don't want to do the gift cards just hire somebody to roll them up for every 10 rolls that they roll up then they'll be able to keep the next one. You'd still end up with 909+ million dollars untraceable. Hell even if they tried to steal a packet for herself and you let them get away with it you don't just hire one person you hire a bunch of people yeah they're going to get bored with it but you're still going to end up with a shit ton of rolled coins that you can take places and trade in even if you also hired people to trade in the coins at the same rate you'd still have 800 plus million dollars you could even go for higher rates without a problem you start running low on coins pick one of the volunteers sudden avalanche coins I'm so sorry here here's a million dollars to their family
You're gonna have to find a smelter willing to process literally a quarter million tonnes of metal yourself. Also the total amount of metal recovered would be worth less than a billion. Copper is valuable. Zinc is not.
Honestly that depends on the age of the penny I mean even current circulation if you got $100 in pennies for the bank a good number of them would be before they turned mostly to zinc to be honest LOL. However you if you're going to try to recover these you're insane because trying to get all the blood off all them you're going to have to literally launder a lot of money lol although this would be one hella way to get rid of that one annoying person and somebody's family or few annoying people and make the family rich. I mean hell honestly if you told somebody looking at a mountain of pennies I'll tell you what if you roll them you can have 10%. I doubt there'd be many people that would refuse rolling as many as they could they would probably try to buy a machine when they got to enough to just roll them automatically but 100 millions a hundred million
Death Note but cooler and even more powerful. (OP said you just have to know a person’s existence to drop the pennies on them, not even having to know their face or name.)
You want helping hands. Hundreds of thousands of helping hands. It would take a bit over 380 years of non-stop coin wrapping, at the breakneck pace of 6 seconds per roll, to get through all of one pile of pennies. My advice is to just come over with a truck, a wheelbarrow and a shovel. There will be plenty of pennies for everyone.
The copper is probably worth significantly more than a billion. Even if we account for not all pennies being actually made of copper. That said: you can break the laws of physics with this by using the pennies to run a turbine
According to maths, that is 5.5 million pounds worth of pennies.
Edit: I am an idiot. That is just 1 billion pennies, not 1 billion dollars of pennies. Just multiply that pounds by 100.
Damm I can become instantly rich
For a very short time.
Kidnap a stranger Drop money on them Bribe the courts
>Kidnap a stranger 3 types of people. - The people who dont care as long as they don't know the person. - The people who make sure to pick the most evil scumbag possible. - The people who find someone terminally ill and very near the end of life wanting to be out of their pain. Maybe the 4th kind being a person who is stuck in 2 minds between the last 2 of those options. Personally I'd find the scumbag to protect anybody else who might have ended up being a victim of them.
I pick someone who is already on death row and has their execution scheduled, but I also wouldn't do this cause it's way too much of a hassle lol
Never said all at once so someone is having a penny drop on them for the rest of their life
A rate of 50/sec.
Also is it one time use or not because if so I am the most annoying villain ever if multi use
From the height of the Empire State Building.
You would run out of pennies after around 45 weeks or 10.3 months
one a second
r/theydidthemath
If you drop them all at once they would also have pennies drop on them for the rest of their life.
Do we get to choose what altitude we can summon the pennies? Also do we have to know the name of the person or just their face?
If you know someone exists, they're fair game.
drops pennies every half second
Magical assassination..
The amount of copper in the pennies would probably be worth more than the pennies lol.
*Ea-nāṣir turns in his grave*
Based reference, i assure you my penny copper is of the finest quality.
97% zinc.
Pennies are mostly copper coated now.
They didnt say it had to be modern pennies. I choose to summon exclusively pre 80s pennies. That were mostly copper.
If you melted down a billion dollars worth of pennies the US government would display your head on a spear
I want my head to be on the penny, as penny overlord.
You would definitely set a record for the most felonies committed by a single person, and probably by six orders of magnitude.
I don’t think each penny is it’s own charge I’m pretty sure the whole thing is one count.
drop pennies on their heads
No, actually. You get 485 million dollars worth of zinc and 75 million dollars worth of copper.
Mf did the math
It's still a lot safer than actually turning in 1b$ worth of pennies
You didnt say it had to be modern pennies. Old pennies were mostly copper.
97% of the 'copper' is zinc.
The value of the metal would significantly decrease before you are able to sell it, but a billion dollars is only a tiny fraction of the USD in circulation so it would be worth the full billion.
It's the equivalent weight of dropping the world's largest cruise ship on someone
Step one find or get a piece of property out of the way. Step 2 agree to meet an asshole that you can't stand there. Step three show up after they are already red mush and start shoveling pennies into a cement mixer that's washing them then pouring them out into the back of a dump truck Step four go into places with bags of pennies use their coinstars get shit tons of gift cards Step five sell said gift cards at a loss. You're still going to be rich beyond your wildest dreams as long as you sell them to random people you're not going to be advertising this to the government Hell if you don't want to do the gift cards just hire somebody to roll them up for every 10 rolls that they roll up then they'll be able to keep the next one. You'd still end up with 909+ million dollars untraceable. Hell even if they tried to steal a packet for herself and you let them get away with it you don't just hire one person you hire a bunch of people yeah they're going to get bored with it but you're still going to end up with a shit ton of rolled coins that you can take places and trade in even if you also hired people to trade in the coins at the same rate you'd still have 800 plus million dollars you could even go for higher rates without a problem you start running low on coins pick one of the volunteers sudden avalanche coins I'm so sorry here here's a million dollars to their family
what if i smelt these into metal?
I like your idea we can kill people then incase them in a ball of zinc and copper. We can get rich at any time or just hire out as an assassin
You're gonna have to find a smelter willing to process literally a quarter million tonnes of metal yourself. Also the total amount of metal recovered would be worth less than a billion. Copper is valuable. Zinc is not.
Honestly that depends on the age of the penny I mean even current circulation if you got $100 in pennies for the bank a good number of them would be before they turned mostly to zinc to be honest LOL. However you if you're going to try to recover these you're insane because trying to get all the blood off all them you're going to have to literally launder a lot of money lol although this would be one hella way to get rid of that one annoying person and somebody's family or few annoying people and make the family rich. I mean hell honestly if you told somebody looking at a mountain of pennies I'll tell you what if you roll them you can have 10%. I doubt there'd be many people that would refuse rolling as many as they could they would probably try to buy a machine when they got to enough to just roll them automatically but 100 millions a hundred million
Holy comma Batman.
By using that reference you're really inferring your age LOL However yes this is definitely a plan capable of being one of a Batman villain LOL
Congress then the Supreme Court
The $5,000. Assassin. For $5,000 cash I'll drop a billion on your enemy, allow his family to keep the money from the drop.
Hello sir, I would like to cash in some money *begins to drown in pennies*
“EVERYTHING FOR THE AMBER LORD!!!”
The prompt never said that the person had to be alive, so you can just go to a graveyard or mausoleum and safely do it.
that would be devastating in many ways and I would never use it
Wimp. Destroy your enemy and their immediate surroundings. Pay for the damages with the billion dollars. Take profits. Win win.
Death Note but cooler and even more powerful. (OP said you just have to know a person’s existence to drop the pennies on them, not even having to know their face or name.)
The police will never catch me.
Well, looks like I'm going to need some coin wrappers...
You want helping hands. Hundreds of thousands of helping hands. It would take a bit over 380 years of non-stop coin wrapping, at the breakneck pace of 6 seconds per roll, to get through all of one pile of pennies. My advice is to just come over with a truck, a wheelbarrow and a shovel. There will be plenty of pennies for everyone.
Can I do it more than once?
Of course.
imma drop it on putin and kim and see what happens
Sounds fun.
even my imaginy friend?
Donald Trump
Trump
The copper is probably worth significantly more than a billion. Even if we account for not all pennies being actually made of copper. That said: you can break the laws of physics with this by using the pennies to run a turbine
According to maths, that is 5.5 million pounds worth of pennies. Edit: I am an idiot. That is just 1 billion pennies, not 1 billion dollars of pennies. Just multiply that pounds by 100.
How much volume would that take?
Imagine if on the news you hear that all politicians globally were crushed by pennis, that would be a very strange day
Question: Is it a one time thing or can I do it over and over again? And does the "person" have to be human?
You can do it as many times as you want but the only targets allowed are humans.
oh. Can I do it to already dead people?
Nope.
But they are dead humans that I knew before they died.
Nope. Living breathing humans only.
Oh. Never mind.
Imma drop a million at 20 coins per second on some random conservative during their speech