Hiss are not a weakness of the Director, they're not inherent to the position. The source of the position itself is from the Board, so I think the position necessitates their existence. The hiss? not so much
It’s very good. Probably a 9/10 but you gotta actually read the lore in game and stuff to really get into it. I had the same thing happen when I was gonna do the DLC but now that I’ve replayed and hopped back in, I feel great about it.
It has one of the most fun sequences of any game I’ve ever played, too. Everyone reading it who has played knows what I’m talking about.
Still working my way through the foundation DLC. Then gonna watch a video summarizing Alan wake 1 and play the second one. It seems the gameplay has aged quite a bit for the first one, so I just want the story
Dude Alan Wake 1 is great. I played it after getting through about half of Control. Absolutely loved it. I then went back and beat Control. It’s honestly not as dated as I thought it would be, and the story is excellent. Highly recommend giving it a try.
Kingdom Come Deliverance.
So, I'm a sweet talker, strong as hell, that can brew potions, train certain animals, and know basic medicine and archery.
And I can easily win any HEMA tournament.
Life is good.
Not really, since you can read a ton of books at the monastery or if you buy them at scribes, and my Henry did that.
Still not great for the average person in the 21st century but there's that lol
Magikarp jump?? A crappy and pretty repetitive mobile game? My powers would be, what? Looking like an ambiguously gendered ten year old, being capable of fishing magikarp out of a pond and then training them to jump really high? I suppose introducing magikarp to the real world would make a splash, and being a ten year old again would probably let me live longer
Magikarp weighs over 10kg usually and “Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though” so basically you can summon a 10kg weight capable of jumping extremely high and crushing your enemies?
I suppose I’m a baller machine hunter with advanced AR tech, the ability and knowledge to create world ending (or ruling) robots who is friends with a hyper intelligent AI.
Nah but they don’t got any tech tho so quick hacks don’t work too well against people themselves. You can still mess up their coffee machine though. And their cash register.
sick man — im in the same boat as you (sorta) except instead of being a tarnished I get a sick ass lamp and whatever my guy has on/ with him (lords of the fallen)
Same lol. We're officially interplanetary space ninjas with hella powers. All the frames and ships not to mention our arsenal of weapons. We even get a nice little robot buddy haha. Dibs on cephalon Cy.
Kakarot for me. I guess I'm Goku.
https://preview.redd.it/zpdz6h7z1u9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7368c7ef9b5572cf42f4678873b917d8ebf838fb
Score. I'm the Warrior of Light. My powers include but are not limited to:
Combat dancing. Crafting clothes, weapons and armour. Casting magic. Conveying everything I need to say with the single nod of a head.
I am a Grunt, in Nevada Central, with my own mercenary company, tasked with continually resetting my own story in an infinite time loop to prevent the world from ending.
I think I'd lose my mind at some point, but it will be pretty sweet for a while
I'm now an abomination of flesh, tentacles and teeth. Able to absorb electricity, turn invisible, produce webs, spikes and harpoons, become bulletproof, breath underwater, move at high speeds and turn into a mass of worms when in water.
I should avoid fire though.
(Please someone guess this)
Edit: oh and also mind control
madness project nexus.
i am now john madness combat. insanely good at dodging bullets, fast as shit, and strong as hell
if you wanna talk about ALL abilities, there's also the actual wizardry, going into the code of reality to buy wands, teleportation, the ability to instant kill with any weapon, and also the entire massive origin. hank doesn't have SHIT
SCP: Containment Breach.
I can now create and load real-life save files, auto loading the last one if I die. (That’s the main character’s anomalous ability).
This has just turned into a Rick and Morty episode.
Ac odyssey, pretty much set considering I’m immortal with life steal and punches strong enough to send a elephant flying, can I fully just become kassandra tho too cos she’s cute and hot af
Modded fallout 4, so im basically a peak human being with an unlimited arsenal of weapons/food etc and have limited god-like cheat powers.I'm also a super hot milf.
Well the last game I played was Road 96, which is about regular teensnon the run to escape a country run by a dictator, so I guess I get... all the powers and weaknesses of a typical teen.
And here I thought I left that behind when I graduated high school.
Mercenaries.
So I am sneaky, I can speak Chinese, I have MI6 training and I have the power of about 2 million dollars and the enthusiastic support of the Russian Mafia.
Not bad all things considered.
Progress oriented?
Do MMORPGs count?
And you say all abilities... does that mean from all classes/playable characters, or only the one you lasy played as?
What about equipment based abilities?
Library of ruina with a ton of mods. How would this work? Cause... There's... A lot of passives. And would I be immune to any mental effects caused by said powers?
Persona 3 Reload. Depending on how recovery spells like Amrita Shower work (if a “non-special ailment” is just any disease not created by a god), I could make a lot of people in hospitals very happy.
Throwing out quasars from Cosmic Flare would be fun for the Fourth of July, too.
I'm not sure what progress oriented means, so I'm just going to hope that Hades counts. Does mean that I'm a god, and that I can never fully die! Having to stay in the underworld would probably be a bummer though.
Well I guess im a damn space ninja with hella powers and abilities. Given my multiple warframes and operator powers. I'm a hero to the people and a vanquisher of evil and aliens.
I'd be absolutely stoked haha. Weapons galore and a sick spaceship as well as railjack.
Vermintide 2, assuming I get the abilities of all the characters, I am now basically a demigod.
From Kruber: I can shove rats and bulls the size of small buildings off to the side, am a highly trained soldier, am a chosen representative of a goddess who has a holy sword, can turn invisible, and can heal myself by yelling.
From Saltzpyre: I've got a sidearm that shoots ***REALLY*** hard, get stronger the closer I get to death, and can resist fatal wounds every couple minutes, and am a chosen servant of a god capable of summoning bubbles of invulnerability that heal me.
From Kerillian: I've got a bow that shoots seeking arrows, can turn invisible, can dash forward very fast, recover stamina SUPER fast, and can summon walls of bushes at will.
From Bardin: I've got smoke bombs, armor that makes me fully invincible every few seconds, a gatling gun, and the ability to create bombs that don't hurt anyone or anything I don't want them to while still hurting what I want them to every couple minutes.
From Sienna: I can use fire magic.
Not to mention all the universal passives, or the buffs from various characters. Since DR stacks multiplicatively in-game, I assume that's how it works here. With just the passives I remember off the top of my head, that's 93% damage reduction.
If VT2 doesn't count, due to the multiple characters, it's probably Skyrim.
I can’t die, I can detach my head from my body, I can break solid rock by stomping on it, I can run up walls, I can teleport, and I have over a hundred weapons at my disposal.
Only drawback is that I’m kinda cocky sometimes
Just finished the crystal hunt in blade and sorcery, I can slow time, use telekinesis, fire, Lightning, and gravity magic. I have an extra life per mission/level, and can rip/chop people's limbs off, and toss people around like they weigh nothing.
I'm one sneaky badass (I played Splinter Cell: Double Agent, where, for some reason, there's some kind of upgrade system)
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So complete as in 100% or credit roll? Also what did you mean in your comment about infinite progress being a no? Like infinite power progress or gameplay?
These make the difference between if I can recall what it would be or not. (I haven't played a game with a definitive end in ages, can't even recall what it would be. But I have played and technically beaten some that have an end to the power progression.)
Like does Cult of the Lamb count? It'd be that if so, unless you have to 100% the power progression as I'm missing a couple fleeces.
I’m now the director of the federal bureau of control
Massive government paycheck and no one will notice if you increase it a lil bit Have to listen to the Board of Directors though Probably not too bad
I'd be more concerned about the Hiss, not the Board.
Hiss are not a weakness of the Director, they're not inherent to the position. The source of the position itself is from the Board, so I think the position necessitates their existence. The hiss? not so much
The Board acts as if they've always been there, but they haven't, they lie
Which game?
Control, probably.
Club Penguin
Game called control. It’s pretty fun, big recommend
Control is a freaking awesome game
Is the game any good? I tried it and got bored but am willing to go back. What would you rate it out of ten.
It’s very good. Probably a 9/10 but you gotta actually read the lore in game and stuff to really get into it. I had the same thing happen when I was gonna do the DLC but now that I’ve replayed and hopped back in, I feel great about it. It has one of the most fun sequences of any game I’ve ever played, too. Everyone reading it who has played knows what I’m talking about.
🚬 ?
You know it
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen. Jesse Faden is the GOAT
Still working my way through the foundation DLC. Then gonna watch a video summarizing Alan wake 1 and play the second one. It seems the gameplay has aged quite a bit for the first one, so I just want the story
Dude Alan Wake 1 is great. I played it after getting through about half of Control. Absolutely loved it. I then went back and beat Control. It’s honestly not as dated as I thought it would be, and the story is excellent. Highly recommend giving it a try.
Maybe I will, I’ve heard some people saying it’s super dated and some saying it’s still great. I’ll pick it up since it’s on sale
Don’t believe the naysayers, It’s still fantastic. And the story DLC’s are well worth your time as well.
Plant vs zombies.. So Can I just summon supernatural plants now?
You have to collect sunlight to get your plants still I guess.
Photosintesis
Kingdom Come Deliverance. So, I'm a sweet talker, strong as hell, that can brew potions, train certain animals, and know basic medicine and archery. And I can easily win any HEMA tournament. Life is good.
And weaknesses. So you now have the education of an early 15th century commoner.
Not really, since you can read a ton of books at the monastery or if you buy them at scribes, and my Henry did that. Still not great for the average person in the 21st century but there's that lol
What really matters is I can throw master strikes like a boss. Downside: I feel quite hungry
God be with you
Jesus Christ be praised
Magikarp jump?? A crappy and pretty repetitive mobile game? My powers would be, what? Looking like an ambiguously gendered ten year old, being capable of fishing magikarp out of a pond and then training them to jump really high? I suppose introducing magikarp to the real world would make a splash, and being a ten year old again would probably let me live longer
Don't forget pokemon trainers never seem to age too 🤷♂️ ash has been 10 for how long?
20?
Magikarp weighs over 10kg usually and “Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though” so basically you can summon a 10kg weight capable of jumping extremely high and crushing your enemies?
I am a demi god but with anger issues (asura's wrath)
Before the brackets I was like “do you have any idea how little that narrows it down”
Weirdly enough, when he said demigod I was like "I hope it's Asura's Wrath"
I was thinking ac odyssey as that was my answer to this
I have a level 5 Charmander
I thought I couldn't have a worse game, but suddenly my lvl 55 shadowbeak is looking pretty good.
Prompt says "completed" though. Did you beat the champion with a level 5 Charmander? You may have to pick a different game.
I am a Jedi. Kinda sick actually.
Jedi meet Starkiller nice to meet you.
I'm the mf Doom Slayer now, so my weakness is... Not talking?
He has no weakness... (he has one ~~line~~ word of dialouge at the end of the Eternal DLC)
I suppose I’m a baller machine hunter with advanced AR tech, the ability and knowledge to create world ending (or ruling) robots who is friends with a hyper intelligent AI. 
But the first or second? I want to assume the second based on the gif. I'd only have up to the first one. Playing the second currently.
Yeah the second. Great game!
Cyberpunk 2077 time to make that starbucks barista see the horrors of the blackwall for fucking up my order
Nah but they don’t got any tech tho so quick hacks don’t work too well against people themselves. You can still mess up their coffee machine though. And their cash register.
Starfield. Interesting.
So im a tarnished
sick man — im in the same boat as you (sorta) except instead of being a tarnished I get a sick ass lamp and whatever my guy has on/ with him (lords of the fallen)
Finally, proper dodge rolls.
Blade and Sorcery... I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
Same here, but I didn’t count it as progress-oriented. Unless you were on Crystal Hunt mode
Yeah, I've been playing Crystal Hunt since the update, kinda obsessed tbh. Happy cake day
Me and you both.
Damn. I gain a crippling drug addiction but I become very durable and strong. Not worth it imo
Fallout?
Lisa the painful It’s more story based but theirs a lot of progression in it
Oh, yeah I was wondering whether to guess fallout or Lisa. Because you can do that in fallout too.
Warframe?
Same lol. We're officially interplanetary space ninjas with hella powers. All the frames and ships not to mention our arsenal of weapons. We even get a nice little robot buddy haha. Dibs on cephalon Cy.
I’ll take ordis for the jokes
Gonna finish a 34 orb run and become immortal
I got the game recently and can't get past hisi without becoming meat paste. I have a lot to learn.
Yeah, hiisi base is rough. lots of potential to get 1 shot with all the electricity and explosives
I was stuck on hisii base for a long time, just keep at it and you'll eventually get it
I think the last game I beat is pizza tower as the noise, so now I can skate at mach 4 and spin around like a maniac, cool
is it stackable so i can play multiple games after that? or the ability resets every time I complete the game?
It says the last so I think it resets
I just finished 4D Golf -- shit is about to get strange for me.
uhm, dragon ball fighterz story mode..
Kakarot for me. I guess I'm Goku. https://preview.redd.it/zpdz6h7z1u9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7368c7ef9b5572cf42f4678873b917d8ebf838fb
That'd be Hades II, assuming that finishing a run counts as "completing".
Well I’m dying in 3 months but now I can hack with my brain
Score. I'm the Warrior of Light. My powers include but are not limited to: Combat dancing. Crafting clothes, weapons and armour. Casting magic. Conveying everything I need to say with the single nod of a head.
I am a Grunt, in Nevada Central, with my own mercenary company, tasked with continually resetting my own story in an infinite time loop to prevent the world from ending. I think I'd lose my mind at some point, but it will be pretty sweet for a while
I can now carry enough gold to cause a blackhole
Hooray, I'm finally a Pokémon trainer!
Factorio, I can build industrial complexes like no one else and can go exploring the universe.
I'm now an abomination of flesh, tentacles and teeth. Able to absorb electricity, turn invisible, produce webs, spikes and harpoons, become bulletproof, breath underwater, move at high speeds and turn into a mass of worms when in water. I should avoid fire though. (Please someone guess this) Edit: oh and also mind control
No clue for this one
Smh my head Carrion duh https://preview.redd.it/gj4aqngzgu9d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c99b63ba9815774ed2901409ab0c82cb879cb0
"SMH My Head". "SMH" is already 'Shaking my Head'. So you are just saying "Shaking my head my head".
Yes my friend, that is the joke.
madness project nexus. i am now john madness combat. insanely good at dodging bullets, fast as shit, and strong as hell if you wanna talk about ALL abilities, there's also the actual wizardry, going into the code of reality to buy wands, teleportation, the ability to instant kill with any weapon, and also the entire massive origin. hank doesn't have SHIT
SCP: Containment Breach. I can now create and load real-life save files, auto loading the last one if I die. (That’s the main character’s anomalous ability). This has just turned into a Rick and Morty episode.
Hollow knight... I can double jump, dash, heal with the blood if my enemies, and cast magic with that too.
Don't forget swimming in hydrochloric acid
Does Final Fantasy app games count
Does it progress and allow you to become more powerful as you go, or is it an infinite progression thing? Infinite is a no for me.
Oh you just level up the characters to a level cap. Like Fire emblem games.
I played a game called Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum. I guess I'm now a cyborg who can hack into anything and control time.
Checkers, so I'm a king?
I am now essentially Jack from Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origins Immense physical strength and chaos powers hell yeah
Soi can dash, dash down, super dash, regain soul by killing people, heal
Ac odyssey, pretty much set considering I’m immortal with life steal and punches strong enough to send a elephant flying, can I fully just become kassandra tho too cos she’s cute and hot af
I’m a guardian
If idle games count than demigod idle if not than its either league or dungeon squad (either way im op)
Oh man, I don't want to go hollow...
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 - Assuming I get all the skills in the game, I am now the strongest fighter in all the universes.
So I’m spiderman with miles’ electricity powers and peter’s anti venom symbiote
Modded fallout 4, so im basically a peak human being with an unlimited arsenal of weapons/food etc and have limited god-like cheat powers.I'm also a super hot milf.
Diablo 4. As a necromancer.
Binding of Isaac. So now i have schizophrenia
Terraria with calamity I guess i can fight god now
Assassins Creed Odyssey, safe to say I’m pretty set 👍🏼
Welp guess I'm going on a 1000 year long honeymoon (to the moon) with a blue lady
God of War... hell yeah
Call of duty, division 2 and astroneer
*Smiles in Cyberpunk*
Elden ring... at least my character is stacked
Beat or 100%? Would TD games count?
Allthemods 9?? I can punch the ground a lot until I eventually progress to being powerful enough to do whatever I guess?
Well the last game I played was Road 96, which is about regular teensnon the run to escape a country run by a dictator, so I guess I get... all the powers and weaknesses of a typical teen. And here I thought I left that behind when I graduated high school.
Damm i got cyberpsychosis now then
Fate Samurai Remnant… so do i just pick one of the characters you get to play as or do i get everything
Is Elden Ring progress oriented? I'm the Elden Lord bitch!!
I can freeze time, have minor telekinesis, and have magical orbs, necklaces and rings with different abilities. Also I’m god or something
Warlock from Destiny. I literally killed gods for fun.
Luigi's Mansion 2, I get the poltergust which is cool, but I don't see too many ghosts irl so not very useful
So I guess I'm Elden Lord
So, I can control arrows mid air, uhhh make my birb do things shoot bows pretty nice and be good at sword fighting? Also have trauma
i die after being lightly hit 3 times :(
Blade and sorcery
Mercenaries. So I am sneaky, I can speak Chinese, I have MI6 training and I have the power of about 2 million dollars and the enthusiastic support of the Russian Mafia. Not bad all things considered.
Progress oriented? Do MMORPGs count? And you say all abilities... does that mean from all classes/playable characters, or only the one you lasy played as? What about equipment based abilities?
Incredible shooting skills, but also tuberculosis.
What does fallout shelter do?
The last two games I've "completed" are Pokemon Violet and Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Either makes me nearly godlike.
Well… at least i have unlimited pressure washer water(with no hose😂)
Bloons tower defence six so I can summon the literal sun god if I get money
Ultrakill baby
Library of ruina with a ton of mods. How would this work? Cause... There's... A lot of passives. And would I be immune to any mental effects caused by said powers?
Persona 3 Reload. Depending on how recovery spells like Amrita Shower work (if a “non-special ailment” is just any disease not created by a god), I could make a lot of people in hospitals very happy. Throwing out quasars from Cosmic Flare would be fun for the Fourth of July, too.
I'm not sure what progress oriented means, so I'm just going to hope that Hades counts. Does mean that I'm a god, and that I can never fully die! Having to stay in the underworld would probably be a bummer though.
I’m finally doing a NG+ playthrough of Spider-Man 2, but the last game I *completed* was Kingdom Hearts 1, so… I guess I’m a keyblade master? 😭
Warframe
I get all the abilities of my warrior of light in FFXIV Endwalker? Great!
Ff14. Not bad
Wolfenstein...fuck.
Let's see either force unleashed 1 or two ithink . Questio though do we get the gear also?
Fuck. Of course thus appears right after I decide to give playing Grounded a try since my son always seems to love it.
Oneshot, uhhh, I can talk to god I guess, pretty cool
Skyrim I am now all powerful and have like 10 daedric princes aid
I am now The Heavenly Principles, bow before my alien power.
Fable 2... Yeah I have no idea
Mine is DBZ Kakarot, so does that mean I have the abilities of all the z fighters or just body swap with them... Either way I'll take it
How the hell am I gonna get runes?
So i have ALL the dev tools in bonelab? There really isnt that many weaknesses in the game though.
Well I guess im a damn space ninja with hella powers and abilities. Given my multiple warframes and operator powers. I'm a hero to the people and a vanquisher of evil and aliens. I'd be absolutely stoked haha. Weapons galore and a sick spaceship as well as railjack.
ghost of tsushima... Guess I'm just really good with swords
I’m the Dragonborn, nice
BloonsTD6. Nothing will get past my bow.
Helldivers 2. Presumably this means I have all the armaments a helldiver gets - Throwing an Eagle Airstrike at government buildings
Literally playing fallout 4 currently
All of a sudden im rly glad I played spiderman 2 yesterday LOL
I now die to a slightly deeper than average pool… but on the other hand I can kill god. Elden Ring.
I have the abilities of a god stayer ninja with a prosthetic arm…
NOITA MENTIONED!!!1! WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAFE WAND!!!1!!!1!!!11
finished hollowknight, so i'm chilling
Endgame V is going to be pretty cool
What would o het from playing cell to [singularity - evolution never ends]
Shadow of War Time to create a slave army and rule the world?
Yahtzee with Buddies?
Vermintide 2, assuming I get the abilities of all the characters, I am now basically a demigod. From Kruber: I can shove rats and bulls the size of small buildings off to the side, am a highly trained soldier, am a chosen representative of a goddess who has a holy sword, can turn invisible, and can heal myself by yelling. From Saltzpyre: I've got a sidearm that shoots ***REALLY*** hard, get stronger the closer I get to death, and can resist fatal wounds every couple minutes, and am a chosen servant of a god capable of summoning bubbles of invulnerability that heal me. From Kerillian: I've got a bow that shoots seeking arrows, can turn invisible, can dash forward very fast, recover stamina SUPER fast, and can summon walls of bushes at will. From Bardin: I've got smoke bombs, armor that makes me fully invincible every few seconds, a gatling gun, and the ability to create bombs that don't hurt anyone or anything I don't want them to while still hurting what I want them to every couple minutes. From Sienna: I can use fire magic. Not to mention all the universal passives, or the buffs from various characters. Since DR stacks multiplicatively in-game, I assume that's how it works here. With just the passives I remember off the top of my head, that's 93% damage reduction. If VT2 doesn't count, due to the multiple characters, it's probably Skyrim.
I am now The Elden Lord
I can’t die, I can detach my head from my body, I can break solid rock by stomping on it, I can run up walls, I can teleport, and I have over a hundred weapons at my disposal. Only drawback is that I’m kinda cocky sometimes
Boy...
Guys, I know Kung FU! Although, I think I'm dead. Recently played Sifu (student)
Viral Biomass Genocider? Sounds pretty dope to me.
Prey, so I guess I'm just going to be superhuman with op kinetic powers, pretty cool
Halo 3 ODST: Do I just become jacked?
I'm in XCOM, I'm fucking boned.
looks like i’m really good at popping balloons now
I'm a merc with a massive sword and some split personality disorder.
Just finished the crystal hunt in blade and sorcery, I can slow time, use telekinesis, fire, Lightning, and gravity magic. I have an extra life per mission/level, and can rip/chop people's limbs off, and toss people around like they weigh nothing.
I'm one sneaky badass (I played Splinter Cell: Double Agent, where, for some reason, there's some kind of upgrade system) https://preview.redd.it/la9pwphlxlad1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9cf68593d36fe9271060acef2373f580e94b28
So... Does a game like Kingdom Rush Vengeance work? Cuz that'd be pretty dope.
So complete as in 100% or credit roll? Also what did you mean in your comment about infinite progress being a no? Like infinite power progress or gameplay? These make the difference between if I can recall what it would be or not. (I haven't played a game with a definitive end in ages, can't even recall what it would be. But I have played and technically beaten some that have an end to the power progression.) Like does Cult of the Lamb count? It'd be that if so, unless you have to 100% the power progression as I'm missing a couple fleeces.