It was actually O’Keeffe’s husband, Alfred Stieglitz who interpreted her work as such - she tried so hard throughout her career to reject the media’s view of her work. She was more interested in portraying the the formal qualities of flowers.
Lace around the mirror. BIG SMELLY bunches of dusty potpourri in glass containers all around the tub. Make the carpet fluffier. Repaint the wooden cabinet under the sink a hot pink. I also need to see various-sized grubby pillar candles on the vanity to add to the "mood." Make sure they are close to the pink curtains over the tub.
Great ideas! But Instead of making the carpet fluffier do you think I could just add some rugs? Maybe heart shaped?
I was also thinking of always keeping the tub full and adding flower petals. The smell should go with the potpourri.
YES! Love this. Make sure that the edges are always tripping people walking around the bathroom. Those rubber-backed (allegedly washable) carpets that are halfway worn out and get plastic everywhere? THOSE.
My mom used to smoke crack with these lesbians in this trailer next door when I was a kid. The lesbians had this. But in a double wide trailer. Also the bathroom was shag carpeted.
My childhood featured shag carpet in abundance. I think it was in every room of our house but the kitchen and bathroom for a good long while. But I can't imagine big heavy cabinets with tile and a large tub like this in a trailer tho' without structural issues when it's full of water and... crack smoking lesbians? I guess the crack-smoking means you do not consider things like "safety" and "engineering". :/
The fact I saw this post immediately after seeing a “male living space” sub recommended to me with a teenage guy asking how to make his space more masculine
The maroon tub and sink HAVE to go. They're too masculine and not gentle and dainty enough. As another commenter pointed out, please add more potpourri. Those are your two main problems, otherwise it's a start!
Hand towel needs to be pink and frilly. Spare toilet roll needs to be covered with frilly cover, or one of those barbies stuck into the roll. A gilt frame around the mirror, and that relief motif currently over the tub, needs to be repeated in that ghastly empty space above the vanity.
Perfection to be sure, but I think we are all forgetting that whatever toilet is in this bathroom should have a padded maroon toilet seat and fuzzy shag toilet lid cover!
A truly feminine room needs 3 things: lace, ruffles, and pink. So clearly the bathroom needs more lace. And don't forget the toilet! If a pink toilet is not available, covering it with lace will help hide such an eyesore.
Egg and dart moldings, already stylized sexual innuendo, could be more graphically realized. I don't think there's any lack of femininity in this room but could use a shock of sexuality and give it more Roman vibe
That tub step is slick as hell coming out from your vajayjay sauna power jet tub. Gonna slip and fall, dislocate a hip, pop a BBL implant, and reposition the tatas. Maybe put some pink sticky grip tape on the step for safety. And railings so you can come out not dangerously hurt yourself. Having to call EMS and them needing to wade through all the pink ruffles, lace, beads, pads and tampons, endless tata and vajayjay shapes pillows, vajayjay shaped chaise lounge, bouquets of flowers and chandeliers all over the place to find you. All splayed out on your 50 shades of pink carpet looking like a train wreck barely covering anything with the “display only” towels that are just a sheer fancy lace, in the size of a washcloth.
💞💐🌸💝🎀💄🩷👛👷🏻♀️
Some Picasso styled artworks of *uteruses* would really feminazi the place up! Also, a **NO BOYS ALLOWED (except in the front yard for milkshakes** sign on the door would be needed.
Tell a woman to clean it because she does it SO much better than you, then pay her 70% of market rate. And when she complains, interrupt her and tell her she’s imagining things. Hope this helps 💖
This room will only ever be complete when that stunning canopy is also the pattern on the toilet seat and lid covers. Big, poofy covers. With miles of lace.
Huge piles of throwpillows - piled high in the sink, overflowing from the tub, hanging from the towel racks, and then fussily follow people into the bath and insist that they dry their hands on the *other throw pillows* because the ones on the towel rack are *decorative*
What's with the brown tub, sink, and accent tiles? I mean that right there is an easy glow up. You can hire someone to resurface the tub and sink and tile without having to replace it. I just wonder if "glitter" is an option for color? 🤔
My reply may not be popular, but maybe shelves with tampons and maxi--pads.
Ribbons hanging from the lighting with bows attached might bring the room together.
This trend of our females turning up the girly vibes is getting to be too much. But if anything a soft hued taffeta in an opposing pastel color on the color wheel could possibly do wonders.. No homo!
Is this Liberace’s bathroom? Either way, it def needs a white baby grand piano. Covered with a spray of pastel pink roses. Like a glamorous gay musical casket.
Anything you can find with pink or holographic sequence as decorative accessories
Hanging plants and flowers
Fuzzy pink and white things.
Any changing color lights if you really want to get crazy look at a classic early boudoir with curtains everywhere....
Free tampon vending machine with a fully stocked sub zero glass front fridge/freezer that has 1/2 pints of ice cream and ice packs.
Add towel/heating pad warming station and you’ve got it.
You’ve got the pink and ruffles down, that’s all very feminine, but you can’t truly call it a ‘ladies room’ until you’ve covered the entire thing with glitter. Perhaps the tub is a good place to start, who wants a real bath when you could be submerging yourself in hot pink glitter slime! lol
Consider painting vulvas in the rectangles on the sink cabinet. It would be adorable!
Paging Georgia O’Keeffe
More like Georgia O’Queefe, amiright?😏
😬🤭
It was actually O’Keeffe’s husband, Alfred Stieglitz who interpreted her work as such - she tried so hard throughout her career to reject the media’s view of her work. She was more interested in portraying the the formal qualities of flowers.
Ryan Gosling as ken.
Nah just some really really suggestive orchids should do.
Lace around the mirror. BIG SMELLY bunches of dusty potpourri in glass containers all around the tub. Make the carpet fluffier. Repaint the wooden cabinet under the sink a hot pink. I also need to see various-sized grubby pillar candles on the vanity to add to the "mood." Make sure they are close to the pink curtains over the tub.
Great ideas! But Instead of making the carpet fluffier do you think I could just add some rugs? Maybe heart shaped? I was also thinking of always keeping the tub full and adding flower petals. The smell should go with the potpourri.
See I was thinking putting out boxes of tampons & maxi pads…
Whereas I was thinking pink and sparkly vibrators of various sizes and shapes...
YES! Giant pink dildos…
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YES! Love this. Make sure that the edges are always tripping people walking around the bathroom. Those rubber-backed (allegedly washable) carpets that are halfway worn out and get plastic everywhere? THOSE.
My mom used to smoke crack with these lesbians in this trailer next door when I was a kid. The lesbians had this. But in a double wide trailer. Also the bathroom was shag carpeted.
My childhood featured shag carpet in abundance. I think it was in every room of our house but the kitchen and bathroom for a good long while. But I can't imagine big heavy cabinets with tile and a large tub like this in a trailer tho' without structural issues when it's full of water and... crack smoking lesbians? I guess the crack-smoking means you do not consider things like "safety" and "engineering". :/
I want a documentary, please.
Would this "documentary" include a pizza delivery man with extra sausage?
I was thinking "this has trailer park vibes".
*I think it needs a pic of a white poodle somewhere in there.*
Gotta make sure it’s the oldest potpourri you can find though. The stuff that’s sat around so long that all that’s left in it is cinnamon and dust.
Maybe put a corpse in the bathtub🥰
Brilliant! And a woman will make it even more feminine!
Maybe even two!!
Good idea. That would mean double feminine!
Wrapped in fairy lights!
YES! Fairy lights!
Fairy lights are perfect!
Put a package of tampons on the sink
Find a brand that primarily uses pink in the packaging, obviously
there is a distinct lack of candles and body products. this room is barely feminine. Where are the lace, pearls, and crystal vases full of flowers?
Or leftover packages of eyelashes, and a magnificent display of nail polishes
no one is trying to apply lashes in that cave. we need some vanity lighting asap
A glass container of pearlized bath beads.
Dolls, lots of dolls. Everywhere!
Porcelain ones with beady eyes!!
In big frilly dresses!
This is the one. This is the only thing left to do. Except for the tampons also that
Especially those toilet roll cover dolls with the crochet skirt
I've got a serious issue... I love this gaudy room!
Maybe some close friends will stage an intervention for you!
They've given up. I'm too far gone. Imagine a 30 something woman yanking the floral comforter over her head lol
Thoughts & prayers
No cause me too…like is this some kinda subconscious mental illness or am I just really a 21 year old elderly woman?
It's just our ✨️taste✨️
Add graphic sapphic art. Also bows.
Add more shades of pink, like bashful and blush!
And a red velvet armadillo cake!
If it doesn’t kill you…..it makes the room more feminine!
Install a stainless steel tampon dispenser on the wall.
Not sure there is a huge demand for steel tampons, but it would be decorative fer sure.
I was just going to suggest hanging them from the ceiling.
Chandelier?
Nope. It's gotta be a dusty pink and antique gold spray painted wicker or rattan basket with fluffy ribbon bows.
In the shape of a vagina.
Garland of ovaries. Blood fountain
Calm down there, Hannibal.
Well, good thing there is no toilet in this bathroom, since women don’t need one.
Personally, I do not poop
Yes, it's not ladylike.
My toilet only exists to flush away spiders. Which I scream about when I see.
I’m assuming the picture was taken from inside the toilet
The fact I saw this post immediately after seeing a “male living space” sub recommended to me with a teenage guy asking how to make his space more masculine
Haha mine too. The teen with the really clean bedroom and the amazing bookshelf lol
Unicorn statue?
The maroon tub and sink HAVE to go. They're too masculine and not gentle and dainty enough. As another commenter pointed out, please add more potpourri. Those are your two main problems, otherwise it's a start!
WENT FOR IT. NAILED IT. EVEN STUCK THE LANDING. Though I guess a couple of pink bows couldn’t hurt.
Man if I had a penis it would be scared to take a wizz in there.
No bows or flowers? Are you even trying?
More ruffles and tassles. Class that shit up!
It sadly lacks bows and they’d really soften all the hard edges.
Hand towel needs to be pink and frilly. Spare toilet roll needs to be covered with frilly cover, or one of those barbies stuck into the roll. A gilt frame around the mirror, and that relief motif currently over the tub, needs to be repeated in that ghastly empty space above the vanity.
Perfection to be sure, but I think we are all forgetting that whatever toilet is in this bathroom should have a padded maroon toilet seat and fuzzy shag toilet lid cover!
💯
Add a cat
Tampons! Lots and lots of tampons!
Oh Mary, please.
A hairdressers chair so you can have your favorite assistant come in and hand wash your hair while you lounge in style.
A truly feminine room needs 3 things: lace, ruffles, and pink. So clearly the bathroom needs more lace. And don't forget the toilet! If a pink toilet is not available, covering it with lace will help hide such an eyesore.
Two words: Giant Lizard
It's missing ✨bows✨
Doilies
Needs more yoni crystals
Cats. Lots of cats.
Well, duh...pink candles.
Glitter bomb!!
I think it’s pretty, kind of in a cake-like way.
Ah yes bathroom carpet
Smear makeup everywhere
Whoever put this ensemble together must have searched high and low for a maroon soaking tub/sink combo and a decorative tile that matches!
More bling
Add some pink
Egg and dart moldings, already stylized sexual innuendo, could be more graphically realized. I don't think there's any lack of femininity in this room but could use a shock of sexuality and give it more Roman vibe
Bedazzle the curtains
Is there a heart-shaped pink toilet with fluffy cover?
More lace
That tub step is slick as hell coming out from your vajayjay sauna power jet tub. Gonna slip and fall, dislocate a hip, pop a BBL implant, and reposition the tatas. Maybe put some pink sticky grip tape on the step for safety. And railings so you can come out not dangerously hurt yourself. Having to call EMS and them needing to wade through all the pink ruffles, lace, beads, pads and tampons, endless tata and vajayjay shapes pillows, vajayjay shaped chaise lounge, bouquets of flowers and chandeliers all over the place to find you. All splayed out on your 50 shades of pink carpet looking like a train wreck barely covering anything with the “display only” towels that are just a sheer fancy lace, in the size of a washcloth. 💞💐🌸💝🎀💄🩷👛👷🏻♀️
Glitter will really enhance the colors and lighting.
Hire a gay dude asap.
Deer head on the wall
Some Picasso styled artworks of *uteruses* would really feminazi the place up! Also, a **NO BOYS ALLOWED (except in the front yard for milkshakes** sign on the door would be needed.
Makeup and random bathroom essentials scattered around the sink counter lol
Consider adding sheers to the curtains around the tub. To add a sensual layer
Dolls.
MOISTURE! It needs to be literally dripping!
replace the towels with bows, and throw a whole bunch of glitter everywhere
Porcelain dolls
Perhaps a taxidermied uterus mounted to the wall?
🤪😝😜
Lipstick chandelier and decorative menstrual fountain ⛲♥️♥️♥️
Pink lights everywhere!
✨Menses✨
Tell a woman to clean it because she does it SO much better than you, then pay her 70% of market rate. And when she complains, interrupt her and tell her she’s imagining things. Hope this helps 💖
Consider adding Nathan Lane to the tub.
After all,he IS practically a breast!
Dear god.
Live Laugh Love wall art
Estrogen cocktails
This room will only ever be complete when that stunning canopy is also the pattern on the toilet seat and lid covers. Big, poofy covers. With miles of lace.
I think you’re good
Tampon garland!
Painting of strawberry shortcake doll
It needs a lower mirror on the vanity for close up makeup detail.
Fill it with women
Glass vase with red roses.
Sauce?
Huge piles of throwpillows - piled high in the sink, overflowing from the tub, hanging from the towel racks, and then fussily follow people into the bath and insist that they dry their hands on the *other throw pillows* because the ones on the towel rack are *decorative*
I’m actually in love with this
It seriously looks like Midge Maisel threw up a whole bedroom
Add one of these [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)
My faith in humanity has been restored! Thank you for the link - it is the one thing this bathroom absolutely must add!
I love how it’s marked “back in stock.” I expect to see these everywhere!
Get rid of that carpet and install baby pink velvet ❤️
You need to change everything that's pink to blue.
Haha I didn’t realize this was a circle jerk sub at first when the post popped up 🤣
Put pictures of women on the wall.
Maybe pay some girls to have pj pillow fights 24/7
What's with the brown tub, sink, and accent tiles? I mean that right there is an easy glow up. You can hire someone to resurface the tub and sink and tile without having to replace it. I just wonder if "glitter" is an option for color? 🤔
get some cute dolls and spray perfume in this room.
Maybe add a couple of concubines in the corner?
Excuse me? Where are the candles?
Where's the glitter? Duh!
Burn it. That’s what I would do.
You could make some really cute diy decor out of pads and tampons
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men..." -- This interior designer (probably)
Oh!! A severed head on a plate! Ladies love a righteous beheading
You can't, it's too masculine. You'll have to burn it down and start over.
It needs some pink.
Maybe adding some pink 🤷🏼♀️
Jean Nate body splash on the tub surround!
Idk, pay it less than a masculine room and take away its right to choose?
Is it feminine or is it just ugly?
What a multifaceted room
😂 😂 😂
My reply may not be popular, but maybe shelves with tampons and maxi--pads. Ribbons hanging from the lighting with bows attached might bring the room together.
French Poodle 🐩
This trend of our females turning up the girly vibes is getting to be too much. But if anything a soft hued taffeta in an opposing pastel color on the color wheel could possibly do wonders.. No homo!
More??
Is this Liberace’s bathroom? Either way, it def needs a white baby grand piano. Covered with a spray of pastel pink roses. Like a glamorous gay musical casket.
Needs a half dozen scantily clad wimmins.
Crochet doll toilet paper roll covers. Common oversight but easily fixed.
More pink obvs
I really looked at it and I cannot possibly think of one single more thing you can do
You need a Hunky, shirtless male waiter poring a glass of wine for you. Then it’s perfect.
Candles. Lots of them!
buy more fluffy toys
Needs more skulls
Bedazzler.
Massive unicorn and rainbow mural on the ceiling. Oh also a wall covered in leaves floor to ceiling with a hot pink neon sign that says girl boss
a cottagecore anime sex doll ofc
Needs more gold accents
Anything you can find with pink or holographic sequence as decorative accessories Hanging plants and flowers Fuzzy pink and white things. Any changing color lights if you really want to get crazy look at a classic early boudoir with curtains everywhere....
A giant vagina rug
Boobies above the bath for sure!
You give it a period
Lace. Just a fuckton of lace everywhere
Free tampon vending machine with a fully stocked sub zero glass front fridge/freezer that has 1/2 pints of ice cream and ice packs. Add towel/heating pad warming station and you’ve got it.
I didn't realize this was the circlejerk subreddit for a moment and was really concerned for your mental health
shiplap!
This room needs throw pillows to be more feminine! Maybe a stuffed bear or something? Is there lavender and rose fragrance soap in there already?
Tying tampons to the light fixtures and sticking and incorporating stuck-on panty liners into the wall border embellishment.
MORE feminine?! Wtf?
Stripper pole ?
You’ve got the pink and ruffles down, that’s all very feminine, but you can’t truly call it a ‘ladies room’ until you’ve covered the entire thing with glitter. Perhaps the tub is a good place to start, who wants a real bath when you could be submerging yourself in hot pink glitter slime! lol
Stick some pads on the walls
😂
2-3 Crystal Chandeliers! Ruffles and Lace on the valances!
You could have live peacocks and a unicorn wandering around.
Taylor Swift poster
A decorative arrangement of scented candles around the bath, duh!
A tray with some unique perfume bottles on the vanity would be a nice touch.
Have you thought about glitter??? Cuz this isn’t sparkly enough. It needs to shine!!
add an ironing board and a dishwasher... AYYYOOOOO!!!!
No vagina pillows😨😢why no vagina pillows?
Are you serious? It’s already over the top.
Than it already is?
I think some porcelain dolls would really enhance the table by the tub
*is* that fucking carpet??? 😭
It’s not pink enough, and it needs wallpaper with tessellated vulvas.
You should add all gold swan hardware