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AstroturfMarmot

Consider painting vulvas in the rectangles on the sink cabinet. It would be adorable!


thingalinga

Paging Georgia O’Keeffe


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

More like Georgia O’Queefe, amiright?😏


_-whisper-_

😬🤭


tiggbiddies

It was actually O’Keeffe’s husband, Alfred Stieglitz who interpreted her work as such - she tried so hard throughout her career to reject the media’s view of her work. She was more interested in portraying the the formal qualities of flowers.


Rare-Parsnip5838

Ryan Gosling as ken.


notsobitter

Nah just some really really suggestive orchids should do.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Lace around the mirror. BIG SMELLY bunches of dusty potpourri in glass containers all around the tub. Make the carpet fluffier. Repaint the wooden cabinet under the sink a hot pink. I also need to see various-sized grubby pillar candles on the vanity to add to the "mood." Make sure they are close to the pink curtains over the tub.


yoshdee

Great ideas! But Instead of making the carpet fluffier do you think I could just add some rugs? Maybe heart shaped? I was also thinking of always keeping the tub full and adding flower petals. The smell should go with the potpourri.


Muffycola

See I was thinking putting out boxes of tampons & maxi pads…


ElaineBenesFan

Whereas I was thinking pink and sparkly vibrators of various sizes and shapes...


Muffycola

YES! Giant pink dildos…


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

username checks out


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

YES! Love this. Make sure that the edges are always tripping people walking around the bathroom. Those rubber-backed (allegedly washable) carpets that are halfway worn out and get plastic everywhere? THOSE.


-burgers

My mom used to smoke crack with these lesbians in this trailer next door when I was a kid. The lesbians had this. But in a double wide trailer. Also the bathroom was shag carpeted.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

My childhood featured shag carpet in abundance. I think it was in every room of our house but the kitchen and bathroom for a good long while. But I can't imagine big heavy cabinets with tile and a large tub like this in a trailer tho' without structural issues when it's full of water and... crack smoking lesbians? I guess the crack-smoking means you do not consider things like "safety" and "engineering". :/


SubVrted

I want a documentary, please.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Would this "documentary" include a pizza delivery man with extra sausage?


Substantial_Walk333

I was thinking "this has trailer park vibes".


lovetocook966

*I think it needs a pic of a white poodle somewhere in there.*


SpokenDivinity

Gotta make sure it’s the oldest potpourri you can find though. The stuff that’s sat around so long that all that’s left in it is cinnamon and dust.


Clown_Apocalypse

Maybe put a corpse in the bathtub🥰


yoshdee

Brilliant! And a woman will make it even more feminine!


righttoabsurdity

Maybe even two!!


Clown_Apocalypse

Good idea. That would mean double feminine!


OGUltracurious

Wrapped in fairy lights!


Emotional-Baggage66

YES! Fairy lights!


Clown_Apocalypse

Fairy lights are perfect!


PsykoMunkey

Put a package of tampons on the sink


_-whisper-_

Find a brand that primarily uses pink in the packaging, obviously


reikipackaging

there is a distinct lack of candles and body products. this room is barely feminine. Where are the lace, pearls, and crystal vases full of flowers?


_-whisper-_

Or leftover packages of eyelashes, and a magnificent display of nail polishes


reikipackaging

no one is trying to apply lashes in that cave. we need some vanity lighting asap


Puzzleheaded-Sort812

A glass container of pearlized bath beads.


sbray73

Dolls, lots of dolls. Everywhere!


DreyHI

Porcelain ones with beady eyes!!


GhostThruTheFog

In big frilly dresses!


_-whisper-_

This is the one. This is the only thing left to do. Except for the tampons also that


Able_While_974

Especially those toilet roll cover dolls with the crochet skirt


sassytunacorn90

I've got a serious issue... I love this gaudy room!


Laurabengle

Maybe some close friends will stage an intervention for you!


sassytunacorn90

They've given up. I'm too far gone. Imagine a 30 something woman yanking the floral comforter over her head lol


Able_While_974

Thoughts & prayers


Trailerparkwhore

No cause me too…like is this some kinda subconscious mental illness or am I just really a 21 year old elderly woman?


sassytunacorn90

It's just our ✨️taste✨️


le_vo

Add graphic sapphic art. Also bows.


raevynfyre

Add more shades of pink, like bashful and blush!


BullTerrierMomm

And a red velvet armadillo cake!


Laurabengle

If it doesn’t kill you…..it makes the room more feminine!


Far_Statement_2808

Install a stainless steel tampon dispenser on the wall.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Not sure there is a huge demand for steel tampons, but it would be decorative fer sure.


RebaKitt3n

I was just going to suggest hanging them from the ceiling.


methylenebromide

Chandelier?


kittymoma918

Nope. It's gotta be a dusty pink and antique gold spray painted wicker or rattan basket with fluffy ribbon bows.


NickleVick

In the shape of a vagina.


lizzledizzles

Garland of ovaries. Blood fountain


RebaKitt3n

Calm down there, Hannibal.


IfICouldStay

Well, good thing there is no toilet in this bathroom, since women don’t need one.


Additional_Nobody874

Personally, I do not poop


CarlySheDevil

Yes, it's not ladylike.


IfICouldStay

My toilet only exists to flush away spiders. Which I scream about when I see.


quixoticquail

I’m assuming the picture was taken from inside the toilet


toast413

The fact I saw this post immediately after seeing a “male living space” sub recommended to me with a teenage guy asking how to make his space more masculine


StaySeesMom

Haha mine too. The teen with the really clean bedroom and the amazing bookshelf lol


Mysterious-Art8838

Unicorn statue?


terminalmunchausen

The maroon tub and sink HAVE to go. They're too masculine and not gentle and dainty enough. As another commenter pointed out, please add more potpourri. Those are your two main problems, otherwise it's a start!


Wrong_Campaign2674

WENT FOR IT. NAILED IT. EVEN STUCK THE LANDING. Though I guess a couple of pink bows couldn’t hurt.


Cami1969

Man if I had a penis it would be scared to take a wizz in there.


BlackJeepW1

No bows or flowers? Are you even trying?


kaybeetay

More ruffles and tassles. Class that shit up!


cathtray

It sadly lacks bows and they’d really soften all the hard edges.


Historical-Ad-1617

Hand towel needs to be pink and frilly. Spare toilet roll needs to be covered with frilly cover, or one of those barbies stuck into the roll. A gilt frame around the mirror, and that relief motif currently over the tub, needs to be repeated in that ghastly empty space above the vanity.


Laurabengle

Perfection to be sure, but I think we are all forgetting that whatever toilet is in this bathroom should have a padded maroon toilet seat and fuzzy shag toilet lid cover!


Historical-Ad-1617

💯


4catsandacasserole

Add a cat


SignificanceOk8226

Tampons! Lots and lots of tampons!


scrapstitching

Oh Mary, please.


TwoBeansShort

A hairdressers chair so you can have your favorite assistant come in and hand wash your hair while you lounge in style.


Sensitive_Ostrich_35

A truly feminine room needs 3 things: lace, ruffles, and pink. So clearly the bathroom needs more lace. And don't forget the toilet! If a pink toilet is not available, covering it with lace will help hide such an eyesore.


LimbyTimmy

Two words: Giant Lizard


someforestfairy

It's missing ✨bows✨


ae314

Doilies


JEWCEY

Needs more yoni crystals


Straight_Security672

Cats. Lots of cats.


SuspiciousTempAcct

Well, duh...pink candles.


Muesky6969

Glitter bomb!!


Graycy

I think it’s pretty, kind of in a cake-like way.


Epicgrapesoda98

Ah yes bathroom carpet


[deleted]

Smear makeup everywhere


Laurabengle

Whoever put this ensemble together must have searched high and low for a maroon soaking tub/sink combo and a decorative tile that matches!


Ok-Flower-1078

More bling


Hefty_Elderberry1992

Add some pink


Different_Ad7655

Egg and dart moldings, already stylized sexual innuendo, could be more graphically realized. I don't think there's any lack of femininity in this room but could use a shock of sexuality and give it more Roman vibe


donuthead_27

Bedazzle the curtains


ElaineBenesFan

Is there a heart-shaped pink toilet with fluffy cover?


Complete_Phone_8344

More lace


StaySeesMom

That tub step is slick as hell coming out from your vajayjay sauna power jet tub. Gonna slip and fall, dislocate a hip, pop a BBL implant, and reposition the tatas. Maybe put some pink sticky grip tape on the step for safety. And railings so you can come out not dangerously hurt yourself. Having to call EMS and them needing to wade through all the pink ruffles, lace, beads, pads and tampons, endless tata and vajayjay shapes pillows, vajayjay shaped chaise lounge, bouquets of flowers and chandeliers all over the place to find you. All splayed out on your 50 shades of pink carpet looking like a train wreck barely covering anything with the “display only” towels that are just a sheer fancy lace, in the size of a washcloth. 💞💐🌸💝🎀💄🩷👛👷🏻‍♀️


ardorinertia

Glitter will really enhance the colors and lighting.


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

Hire a gay dude asap.


Duggarsnarklurker

Deer head on the wall


TheMapleSyrupMafia

Some Picasso styled artworks of *uteruses* would really feminazi the place up! Also, a **NO BOYS ALLOWED (except in the front yard for milkshakes** sign on the door would be needed.


DazedandFloating

Makeup and random bathroom essentials scattered around the sink counter lol


SassyFrassMia

Consider adding sheers to the curtains around the tub. To add a sensual layer


clickclackcat

Dolls.


lynivvinyl

MOISTURE! It needs to be literally dripping!


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

replace the towels with bows, and throw a whole bunch of glitter everywhere


WillowsNi

Porcelain dolls


1MorningLightMTN

Perhaps a taxidermied uterus mounted to the wall?


TroysLostBoi

🤪😝😜


Cheffery_Boyardee

Lipstick chandelier and decorative menstrual fountain ⛲♥️♥️♥️


gerbera-2021

Pink lights everywhere!


archers_arches

✨Menses✨


Additional_Nobody874

Tell a woman to clean it because she does it SO much better than you, then pay her 70% of market rate. And when she complains, interrupt her and tell her she’s imagining things. Hope this helps 💖


MisplacedLemur

Consider adding Nathan Lane to the tub.


kittymoma918

After all,he IS practically a breast!


entechad

Dear god.


quixoticquail

Live Laugh Love wall art


bensbigboy

Estrogen cocktails


OGUltracurious

This room will only ever be complete when that stunning canopy is also the pattern on the toilet seat and lid covers. Big, poofy covers. With miles of lace.


AngelicaRotten

I think you’re good


throwawaybread9654

Tampon garland!


SeattleJeremy

Painting of strawberry shortcake doll


rfresa

It needs a lower mirror on the vanity for close up makeup detail.


freakingfreakfrick

Fill it with women


Kafshak

Glass vase with red roses.


queendiedmegaoof

Sauce?


Rhesusmonkeydave

Huge piles of throwpillows - piled high in the sink, overflowing from the tub, hanging from the towel racks, and then fussily follow people into the bath and insist that they dry their hands on the *other throw pillows* because the ones on the towel rack are *decorative*


daarkhorsee

I’m actually in love with this


What_if_I_fly

It seriously looks like Midge Maisel threw up a whole bedroom


Yourmissinglink03

Add one of these [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)


Laurabengle

My faith in humanity has been restored! Thank you for the link - it is the one thing this bathroom absolutely must add!


RebaKitt3n

I love how it’s marked “back in stock.” I expect to see these everywhere!


Bruh-sfx2

Get rid of that carpet and install baby pink velvet ❤️


ryoryo72

You need to change everything that's pink to blue.


Moldyspringmix

Haha I didn’t realize this was a circle jerk sub at first when the post popped up 🤣


Uncommon-sequiter

Put pictures of women on the wall.


Complete_Phone_8344

Maybe pay some girls to have pj pillow fights 24/7


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

What's with the brown tub, sink, and accent tiles? I mean that right there is an easy glow up. You can hire someone to resurface the tub and sink and tile without having to replace it. I just wonder if "glitter" is an option for color? 🤔


xsetaxzq

get some cute dolls and spray perfume in this room.


atom-up_atom-up

Maybe add a couple of concubines in the corner?


coolcootermcgee

Excuse me? Where are the candles?


teampook

Where's the glitter? Duh!


deignguy1989

Burn it. That’s what I would do.


messibessi22

You could make some really cute diy decor out of pads and tampons


Shankar_0

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men..." -- This interior designer (probably)


sniskyriff

Oh!! A severed head on a plate! Ladies love a righteous beheading


29again

You can't, it's too masculine. You'll have to burn it down and start over.


Missue-35

It needs some pink.


ronansgram

Maybe adding some pink 🤷🏼‍♀️


ecomodule

Jean Nate body splash on the tub surround!


Cilantroduction

Idk, pay it less than a masculine room and take away its right to choose?


SadExercises420

Is it feminine or is it just ugly?


Bruh-sfx2

What a multifaceted room


JenSzen3333

😂 😂 😂


OffMyRocker62

My reply may not be popular, but maybe shelves with tampons and maxi--pads. Ribbons hanging from the lighting with bows attached might bring the room together.


Kind_Literature_5409

French Poodle 🐩


youre_welcome37

This trend of our females turning up the girly vibes is getting to be too much. But if anything a soft hued taffeta in an opposing pastel color on the color wheel could possibly do wonders.. No homo!


Ok-Equivalent8260

More??


Icy-Arrival2651

Is this Liberace’s bathroom? Either way, it def needs a white baby grand piano. Covered with a spray of pastel pink roses. Like a glamorous gay musical casket.


jerry111165

Needs a half dozen scantily clad wimmins.


LeaveDaCannoli

Crochet doll toilet paper roll covers. Common oversight but easily fixed.


AnE1Home

More pink obvs


_-whisper-_

I really looked at it and I cannot possibly think of one single more thing you can do


neverseen_neverhear

You need a Hunky, shirtless male waiter poring a glass of wine for you. Then it’s perfect.


Cloudydayhappyface

Candles. Lots of them!


Lusinsimesc

buy more fluffy toys


Crimson__Fox

Needs more skulls


whoitis77

Bedazzler.


anonymous14051

Massive unicorn and rainbow mural on the ceiling. Oh also a wall covered in leaves floor to ceiling with a hot pink neon sign that says girl boss


Chemical_House21

a cottagecore anime sex doll ofc


Heyplaguedoctor

Needs more gold accents


aloneinashed

Anything you can find with pink or holographic sequence as decorative accessories Hanging plants and flowers Fuzzy pink and white things. Any changing color lights if you really want to get crazy look at a classic early boudoir with curtains everywhere....


number1134

A giant vagina rug


[deleted]

Boobies above the bath for sure!


[deleted]

You give it a period


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

Lace. Just a fuckton of lace everywhere


xultar

Free tampon vending machine with a fully stocked sub zero glass front fridge/freezer that has 1/2 pints of ice cream and ice packs. Add towel/heating pad warming station and you’ve got it.


LiveTart6130

I didn't realize this was the circlejerk subreddit for a moment and was really concerned for your mental health


Fit-Background-7030

shiplap!


redhairedrunner

This room needs throw pillows to be more feminine! Maybe a stuffed bear or something? Is there lavender and rose fragrance soap in there already?


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Tying tampons to the light fixtures and sticking and incorporating stuck-on panty liners into the wall border embellishment.


Mysticalfireflies

MORE feminine?! Wtf?


HedgeHood

Stripper pole ?


Faith-Family-Fish

You’ve got the pink and ruffles down, that’s all very feminine, but you can’t truly call it a ‘ladies room’ until you’ve covered the entire thing with glitter. Perhaps the tub is a good place to start, who wants a real bath when you could be submerging yourself in hot pink glitter slime! lol


MostlyMicroPlastic

Stick some pads on the walls


PeaceablePerson

😂


PansyOHara

2-3 Crystal Chandeliers! Ruffles and Lace on the valances!


Layer_Capable

You could have live peacocks and a unicorn wandering around.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Taylor Swift poster


CurrentResident23

A decorative arrangement of scented candles around the bath, duh!


wiggysbelleza

A tray with some unique perfume bottles on the vanity would be a nice touch.


Melodic-Variation103

Have you thought about glitter??? Cuz this isn’t sparkly enough. It needs to shine!!


Zestay-Taco

add an ironing board and a dishwasher... AYYYOOOOO!!!!


howqueer

No vagina pillows😨😢why no vagina pillows?


Direct_Surprise2828

Are you serious? It’s already over the top.


Zachthepug27

Than it already is?


Creepy-Birthday5740

I think some porcelain dolls would really enhance the table by the tub


chaseysinn

*is* that fucking carpet??? 😭


Mysterious-Okra-7885

It’s not pink enough, and it needs wallpaper with tessellated vulvas.


4o4errorfilenotfound

You should add all gold swan hardware