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barbiemoviedefender

This is hardly an aesthetic…get a shower curtain with cartoon sharks on it and then we’re talking


Isabela_Grace

Not even a single juicer smh


ML5815

I died when I saw her comment that said “Does no one think my sharks are cute?” or something like that. PS - that lady is 34


DazedandFloating

I think sharks are cute and I’m also an adult. You’re allowed to buy cute shower curtains even as you age lol


AspiringDataNerd

Seriously. I’m 46 and I have a shower curtain very similar to this https://preview.redd.it/m95zkvjfc25d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc00f040e06b7b1f5e9dc1fc8080f1201abb0e0


DazedandFloating

This is amazing lol


AspiringDataNerd

My actual shower curtain https://preview.redd.it/9vpbegjkz65d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb3ab266b1aac172ba74b2ab3edf8e31b16fa03


GilletteLongmarche

My shower has a glass door, but now I’m trying to decide how I can justify getting this shower curtain.


RUfuqingkiddingme

Okay, I was feeling like kind of a creep for making fun of that girl yesterday, but am feeling validated now.


mattied971

I'm not trying to make fun of her. It's all in jest. A good-natured ribbing if you will.


RUfuqingkiddingme

There's a difference?


mattied971

Making fun of would imply bullying or being mean with a malicious intent. I'm just breaking balls. My intent is not to demean her. I just think it's funny


natehinxman

"breaking balls" sounds a lot closer to bullying or being mean than "making fun" does. "making fun" sounds like you're creating fun. "breaking balls" sounds painful


mattied971

Don't take it so literally.


Corporate_Breadlines

Please ask before taking photographs of my home.


sandithepirate

![gif](giphy|CyWKw6V89KtSo)


The_Mujujuju

I need a new stove fund aesthetic.


mattied971

Lol. DID YOU NOTICE MY DECORATIVE LILLY PULTZIER STOVE ORNANENENT. DID YOU?


Marshmallowbutbetter

That poor girl with monkeys won’t hear the end of it lol


mattied971

Don't forget to mention the crumpled up 1980's Grandma quilt that said monkeys sat on


mattied971

https://www.reddit.com/r/homedecoratingCJ/s/n4MipbdtUK


WampaCat

The weird thing is the OOP posted in this sub with a link to the post too. She might be confused about what this sub is but I think she’s just Confused™️


mattied971

I'm pretty sure there's a sub for that r/lostredditors


rayybloodypurchase

I think she did it because I commented that her aesthetic was asking to be reposted here and I don’t think she knew what this was.


Grand_Measurement_91

She’s actually posted her living room 4 times on Reddit interiors subs in the last year. FOUR TIMES. We mortals can’t understand HOW MUCH she wants to pin down her aesthetic.


apostrophe_misuse

Can you provide a link? I need to read this.


Marshmallowbutbetter

See OP’s comment below


Zoritos64

I understand that reference!


mattied971

Atta boy


mattied971

Yes, this is satire. It is a parody of the crazy lady with the Lilly Pultzier juicer and Spongebob figurine. And I'm fully aware that my stove is dirty. If I cleaned it before taking the picture, it just wouldn't have had the same effect


WampaCat

You were right to leave the stove dirty. I’m so sick of everyone obsessed with minimalism like you’re not allowed to have grease and crumbs on your appliances anymore. Where is the CHARACTER???? It’s a place for real people to live, not robots and Kim Kardashian!


RightOverOurHeads

I suspect that Kim Kardashian IS a robot.🤖🦾🦿


bean_slayerr

The pic legit made me laugh out loud, so thank you


r3dditfam0us

umm it was a spongebob MUG lmfaoooo


mattied971

Obviously


Lucky_Shop4967

That lady is amazing


mattied971

A real work of art, one might say 😂


cringelien

Wait. Is this dirty. Mine looks like that..


m_lanterman

big monopoly pulitzer oven core


fallopianrules

It's giving monopoly bankruptcy


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

 No SpongeBob? Tsk tsk. If you have no Spongebob references, or monkeys for that matter, are you really even trying for an aesthetic?


unkindernut

Hold on. Maybe OP has a shower curtain featuring a cartoon animal? We shouldn’t be too harsh until we have all of the information.


mattied971

Not pictured is my elephant 🐘 themed bathroom


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Are there monkeys riding the elephants?


SpectacularMesa

Overcompensating then?


macdaddy210

specifically a shark 🦈


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Choo-choo char.


CrivensAndShips

I was thinking it was a super-meta joke about Dr. Doofenschmirtz and his choo-choo from Phineas and Ferb.


Jemeloo

Hahahaha this is a great nod to that post.


holyhellcats

got a link? i’m so curious now


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Jemeloo

Uhh it was on here yesterday, original posted in femalelivingspace or something. Title was “what would you call my aesthetic?”


mattied971

Truly classic


DazedandFloating

If nothing else, that post gave me a good laugh. Not a mean laugh, just a laugh.


Jemeloo

Yeah lol poor thing. They tore her apart in the other subreddit


throwabeetle

little metal train old stove tea kettle core


silenthilljack

Rural UP Michigan.


sailorsardonyx

I’m from the UP can confirm a house isn’t a home without a pewter locomotive on my stovetop


veronicave

Haha yooper vibes 🤣


maesayshey

I knew that lady was gonna get jerked and rightfully so. So insane and delusional lmao


mattied971

IDK, I had some pretty tacky decor when I moved into my first apartment. I bought these clearance "#Blessed" cups at Walmart for 50¢ a piece, and my brother is still breaking my balls about it to this day, 8 years later. The difference is, I didn't run to Reddit and post pictures


rococoapuff

Monopoly game bankruptcy sentimentalism


jeffwingersweiner

This is NOT aesthetic. Your train needs a shark fin, monkey legs, and SpongeBob’s face before we can call it ‘aesthetic’


GonnaKostya

Whimsical and feminine and modern kidcore. Obviously.


GreeCBacon

It's for a very **Train**ed eye, I can tell you that much.


somewhatsentientape

Get yer silly toy train off my cigarette lighter.


ReasonableDivide1

😂😂🚬


Glam-Star-Revival

Piggy Bank Broke Aesthetic


Grand_Measurement_91

Needs a SpongeBob mug sweetie


mattied971

What about my very obvious Lilly Pultzier juicer (whatever the fuck that is)?


Ok_Organization_6620

Mediocrity


ProperSupermarket3

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


HelloThisIsPam

I don't know, but my grandmother used to light her cigarettes off of one of those burners.


-laughingfox

Mine too! Hi, cousin!


HelloThisIsPam

The chain-smoking was legit.


HumorousHermit

Monopoorly


UnicornBaconFarts

The birth of a meme 😭😂


Jackfruit-Reporter90

I knew this aesthetic immediately! Can you please stop jackin the swag of others.


2ndmost

Monopolism Edit: add some thimbles and an old boot if you really want to let the place shine!


Marshmallowbutbetter

I forgot this type of burners existed. Also, the non-electric kettle? Definitely vintage.


thehobbit84

Poor. Just like me.


JessicaB-Fletcher

I'm crying


mattied971

Why you sad? Here, play with my spongebob mug to make you feel better 😂


JessicaB-Fletcher

Thanks, I usually just play with my collection of stuffed monkeys.


Warlock_Froggie

Stove top


Elegant-Possession62

Rustcore


TropicalAbsol

Woman over 60.


bebeck7

Old Kent Road.


Helloknitty55

Monopoly core


vegetablekingdom

lilly pulitzer ornament core


KillerAc1

Yooo I have that same train


mattied971

It's a nice train lol


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Charred Choo Choo Chic


EpicForgetfulness

I call it, "something in the way of my frying pan"


mstr_patrick_bateman

Trains & Stains


snoogiebee

stop hahahaha. when i saw the original post i really thought i was on this sub. amazing


Shankar_0

Early, post-modern Monopoly?


Altruistic-Hand-7000

A monopoly on poor cleaning


amareeznuts

golden metal train on a gas stove


cgabv

stove train core


LikeATediousArgument

Boxcar Chic


15bagsofbeans

I think your designs are very beautiful!


anthur1um

Cozy Cottage Rail Enthusiast


heyitsmemaya

Ohio for Trump Chic


Neither-Attention940

Monopoly chic


RedLeg73

It's called Esthétique du parc à roulottes.


mattied971

That's obviously fancy talk for Lilly Pultzier, right?


RedLeg73

![gif](giphy|Z8u3ErsOx27DO|downsized)


BigPillLittlePill

Monopoly Man


asa1658

Poor


BBgreeneyes

It's a change train


Rare-Parsnip5838

Monopoly piece bank.


junkdrawertales

1920s tenement 


FrankenGretchen

*working four burners trying to contrive a diminos reference* ... Guess I'll have to put up my train. 😐


HellonToodleloo

1990 modular home/trailer house. I lived in a double wide when I was growing up.


SalsaChica75

Monopoly?


Fantastic-Long8985

Choo choo chewy


TeamDense7857

British


LATerry75

Monopolycore.


traceypod

😆. This is 💯 Single Mom enjoys Thrifting aesthetic


InvestmentOverall936

Poor-Grandpacore. Literally reminds me everything about my Grandpa growing up.


SnackPocket

Rich!!!!!!


XNinjaMushroomX

Estate sale chic


julesk

Tragic yet a great burn opportunity?


xultar

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang aesthetic.


honeyMully333

lol…


jenniferh2o

Monopoly Bankruptcy


404-Gender

Monopoly


ChiSmallBears

Choo Choo apartment rental


Distinct-Ad-267

Monopoly! The year it was created.


tjmaxal

Poor


Sufficient-Search-85

grandpa


golden_blaze

"parents' kitchen circa 2002"


SpectacularMesa

Thrift Store Rustic


Weekly_Helicopter_62

“2003”


AnE1Home

Locomotive-core


Rigelatinous

“I left my weed stashbox on the stove when I lit my blunt on the coil burner”


NotDaveBut

I would call this a Midwest Monopoly look


Generalnussiance

Chooo-choooo! I’ll see myself out


1000geccos

“train”


Bludiamond56

2 steamers cooking away


Computerlady77

Train ran on Dirty white cook (top) ? Um, wait, what sub am I in?


ANoisyCrow

Choo Choo Core.


PotentialAmazing4318

4th great grandfather aesthetic.


[deleted]

Crust punk core.


justice4winnie

Stove


Lillithiea

Modern minimalist


MrSluagh

Sto'Vo'Kor


MrSluagh

Sto'Vo'Kor


jenyake

Monopoly decor?


Diligent_Snow_733

Cute flea market find.


mollymckennaa

Monopoly Chic


myfckincinnamonapple

Wait, what do you mean 😂


mattied971

It's a parody post


zzplant8

Bachelor


ItchyAlba

Omg school lead poisoning


Dtour5150

Baltic Ave chic


ForsakenAccident2988

Is this satire


mattied971

Yes lol. I'm sad that you don't get the reference


SassyFrassMia

Minimalist industrial kitsch?


Piss-Cruncher

I used to have a metal train shaped pencil sharpener that looked exactly like that. Just had to say that lol


mattied971

Well this is a coin jar, but close enough lol


AlexanderImmerschnee

Grotesque monopoly player stove


Indole_pos

Weird


mattied971

No, u


Indole_pos

No lies there


MangOrion2

Thanksgiving at Aunt Carol and Uncle Tom's in 1997 Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Macy's Day Parade and the Lions vs Bears game play in the background all day. Uncle Tom and Uncle Craig are on the patio grilling brats while Aunt Carol and your mom make the turkey and everything else. Cousin Liam is showing cousin AJ how to play the Pokemon card game while you awkwardly stare at the stovetop; you asked your mom if you could help but she didn't hear you over the hand mixer she's using on the potatoes. "Stir the stuffing, kiddo." You smell cigarettes from outside, Tom and Craig burn the brats while they're distracted from smoking. They said it was the wind causing it to cook unevenly. Your dad reminds you to wash your hands before dinner while his eyes are glued to the football game. The commentator, John Madden, his voice booms through the house as one of Aunt Carol's timers goes off. You ask your mom how long Thanksgiving is going to be and she sighs while wiping her hands on her apron. The white stovetop is stained and has a greasy sheen on it as you all sit down at the table and say grace. John Madden can be heard reacting to a Barry Sanders touchdown as you all say "amen." The autumn wind blows in through the screen door; it smells earthy and comforting.


Sharp_Cook_9008

Grandpa’s house


Fun-Spinach6910

Train engine on a janky stove?


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

I call it “knickknack on a stove”


GadgetGhost

Rental property.


Micchizzle

Clean your burner with some power paste


keen238

Monopoly Fandom


Latter_Fan6225

Fire hazard


Hot-Cup-2972

HOOOOOOOOOOONK


Hebegebe101

You need to clean your burner covers or buy new ones . Maybe ten bucks at Walmart .


Conscious_Active_492

Monopolycore


Greedy-Alternative73

Monopoly game cottagecore


lavahot

"Memories of a poor child"


vigalovescomics

Grandma's Apartment.


StevenBrydle

Train on oven aesthetic


meganramos1

The choochoo


eazyfreez

monkey core, obviously


Wonderful_Scholar368

The poor and bored aesthetic/core


Dramatic_Phone_5933

Poor


DBryguy

Chooo choooo bank! Or Wells Fargo.


maeveleigh

The aesthetic is called lower middle class. I grew up with this *aesthetic*


benderbrodriguez2

You call that an aesthetic? Needs a few Monopoly pieces and a pink fluffy toilet. Now we’re talking.


mattied971

It's a parody post. Did you not see the crazy lady with the SpongeBob figurine?


Exact_Writer_6807

Poverty chique


ChronicBedhead

Didn’t see what sub this was for a second


GaJayhawker0513

And I thought r/baseballcirclejerk was catty. I love this lol


PsychotherapeuticBum

Conduction


Thelinx456

Monopoly resto


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Fire engine. Tacky


MCMcKinley

Cry for Help


srodrigueziii

Plain Jane with a Train


squashYoDick

Choo choo Chic


jendoesreddit

Rust