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Simic_Sky_Swallower

"'So I will come to put you on trial. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers, and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me,' says the Lord almighty" -the *full* Malachi 3:5 Not only did they cherry pick a sentence out of a passage that states the exact opposite of what they're trying to say, but that passage is basically a targeted hit on Donnie boy specifically


Rowan1980

From the party that is overly fond of saying,”You took what I said out of context!”


McCaffeteria

Also the party that seemingly misunderstands how the comma in the second amendment works. Weird that it happened twice.


Gay-_-Jesus

Also the party that claims to know every word of the Bible


EmotionalHiroshima

Somewhere in the bible it says the chosen will be relieved of their linen top covers and must rejoice.


tsavong117

It also puts wearing mixed fabrics on the same level as *murder* in terms of your chances of getting into heaven, but that's ignored because cotton/poly blends are comfy AF.


EmotionalHiroshima

Murder? Mixed fabrics? Who’s to say which blasphemy is more serious. I’m certainly not willing to risk making that call.


djerk

This is pretty much exactly what you’re not supposed to do when it comes to “taking the Lord’s name in vain”


Zack_Raynor

Oh no. It’s fine when *they* do it. Just not when it’s used against them.


gameguyswifey

The Bible is ABUNDANTLY clear on this point too. Leviticus 19:34: The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God. (NIV)


BooYeah8D

And that's Leviticus!


AnIrishMexican

Lol the only thing I know about Leviticus is that it's the section that supposedly talks about homosexuality. One of my old bosses tried to say that line as a dig at an office guy who was gay, and knowing that this guy had several affairs I asked, doesn't the Bible also say that adulterers should be stoned? And was swiftly met with....that's different.


thesixgun

One thing you should know about Leviticus is that it’s the old covenant. So whoever tries to use it as an arguing point today is usually wrong unless it’s some kind of exegetical conversation. Jesus brought forth the new covenant meaning that the law (of Moses) doesn’t apply to modern (AD) Christians. It was given to prove that it was impossible to keep it. I’m sure you’ve heard the story where Jesus says “let he who is without sin cast the first stone” when people wanted to stone an adulterous woman to death.


Christwriter

That is *significantly* up for debate and needs to be very carefully studied before one goes all in on that theological point. And I say that as a very progressive Christian who *does* believe that one can be LGBT and be Christian, who does hold to the New Covenent theology. I think of greater use to the modern debate about controversial issues would be the little discussion about divorce Jesus had, that says something along the lines of "God hates divorce, but he gave it to you because he knew how hard your hearts were." We always focus on the first part--that God hates divorce--and completely ignore all the rest: that despite hating divorce...he not only allows it, but he set up very specific rules that somewhat protected the parties involved, because marriage without divorce in a misogynistic society is going to kill women. God is willing to permit humans to do things he does not like when our behavior makes those things necessary. He changes his mind. He does. The whole act of prayer itself is a plea to God to change his mind, and it would be pointless if his will could not be changed by our requests. The whole story of Christianity--our core theology-- is literally about God changing tactics because the Law and the systems of worship and propitiation weren't working for everybody the way they needed to, and God, for whatever reason, needed to come up with something new, which was the Cross. But it says a great deal about how "Christian" MAGA is that the *one* point the Bible has always been solidly consistent upon--the treatment of foreigners by his followers--is the one point they're trying to warp.


_friends_theme_song_

Actually it doesn't say man must not lay with man but man must not lay with boy, it's a nod to say don't be attracted to minors lmao


Sckaledoom

Isn’t the whole point of Sodom and Gomorrah that made what his face so righteous that he treated two foreigners he didn’t know as higher than his own flesh and blood?


gooptastic1996

Not that I’m necessarily much of a believer anymore but those foreigners were angels in the story. I’ve deconstructed now and the story of Sodom and Gomorrah as well as it’s (imo incorrect) use as a metaphorical weapon to wield against the LGBTQIA+ community was what led me to changing the way I believed. Btw the Bible itself says the sim of Sodom and Gomorrah was its lack of hospitality and pride (Ezekiel 16:49)


Sckaledoom

Well yeah but the guy didn’t know they were angels right? So the point stands that what made him righteous was welcoming foreigners into his hearth.


gooptastic1996

I just read the story in several different translations. I actually think that you’re right and that I’ve just found another thing that I’ve been taught that was wrong. I guess whoever taught me didn’t feel comfortable with Lot giving up his virgin daughters to be raped by a mob so to make it a more acceptable choice for the “hero” of the story, they told me that he had to know they were angels of the lord that he was sacrificing his own flesh and blood for. Thanks for getting me to learn today


stormy2587

Yeah but you mistakenly think that they actually think of religion as a moral guide. The most religious people think of religion as a cudgel they can use to control other people.


Living_Carpets

>against those who defraud laborers of their wages, Absolutely is the Orange one. A true burn from on high. He and his businesses are famous for stiffing contractors across the planet. His golf club in Aberdeenshire being one, till they realised they have a limited pool of decent trades and they pissed off all the good ones. Pay your fucking bills, clowns.


thedailyrant

Malachi is definitely a wizard name given how bigoted he is towards sorcerers. They never appreciate natural talent.


Valten78

With correct selective quoting and lack of context, you can use scripture to justify anything you want.


synttacks

you can just tell that they picked out the exact words they needed because why would the bible be concerned about illegal immigration


suitcasedreaming

And "deprive" presumably isn't an imperative in the original language. Being able to lift it out of context that way is english-specific.


nolabrew

Even if it wasn't cherry picked, why would you want to deprive the foreigners of justice? Wouldn't justice, in most cases, be extradition?


Kr155

Depriving them of justice would mean depriving them of rights. Meaning do what you want to them


literallawn

I think it should be read as: against those that... deprive foreigners of justice. It's just listing different people doing bad things, not saying that foreigners should be treated badly.


Sckaledoom

To deprive someone of justice would mean that they don’t get fair trials or justice for crimes committed against them


JoelHasRabies

Is it referring to immigrants?


chewbaccaballs

It's condemning the one that does the depriving of justice against foreigners (immigrants seem like they'd qualify to me), along with condemning sorcerers, adulterers, perjurers, those who defraud laborers of their wages, and those who oppress the widows and the fatherless. They truncated it to stoke xenophobia when the *actual words in the Bible* say the opposite of this meme.


AnotherPersonPerhaps

Trump nearly hits all of those points actually. Only thing he's missing is being a sorcerer at as I know, but at this point I wouldn't even be surprised.


Copperasfading

No, just Mexicans.


carbonlandrover

Look, I love Mexicans, okay? Lots of people, most in fact would say that I'm their biggest fan. I'm very good friends with the "Presidenté of Mexico". I believe his name is Mr. Guacamole, he calls me begging for money because I have so much. His children "Chips and Salsa" beautiful names, by the way, are terrific kids. Very hard workers, I'm told. Listen, these people are going to pay for that wall, and thank me when it's built. They'll say "Donald, we love you mucho gracious." Very kind people.


pallentx

That’s how you know this was a joke/parody. Republicans are dumb as rocks, but that passage was chosen so people would look it up and read the real thing.


4_Teh-Lulz

You have too much faith in humanity 😅


buckythomas

I was coming to share the full verse too, not only cos they misquote the sentence they’re using, but for the fact that the entire verse is actually a SCATHING DENOUNCEMENT of exactly who Trump really is: an Adulterer, Perjurer (or a person who took a false oath!), and someone who DEFRAUDS others! It just goes to show that the people who Support Trump who claim to be Christian’s, who claim they are spiritual and they LOVE the Bible, are just plan and simply frauds. They don’t even know how to apply the scripture they are happily sharing around! They are the exact same people who claim the bibles supports their views on immigration, or abortion, or reproductive health, or their views on a “woman’s health” etc. They are all clueless demagogs who have the goal of cementing their own power and their own beliefs over others health and wellbeing.


arithal

I love that the ai made his face a completely different color from his body


YakNecessary9533

It got one thing right.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Two things. I'm pretty sure Trump has manboobs.


xixbia

Nah, he's much much fatter than that.


moosedung

The AI also clearly doesnt know how guns work.


Ribbitygirl

Or fingers - unless his thumb is miraculously long and bendy.


Chaos75321

Or whatever the holy hell is wrong with the black guy on the right that looks like he is removing a skin suit.


moosedung

No no that’s correct, i assume black guy trump supporters are wearing skin suits


Particular_Ticket_20

It's full of objects that resemble guns


AdImmediate9569

They would have had to specify that the crowd be 100% white and 100% male


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

And for some reason 100% fat 100% middle aged and 100% shirtless.


moosedung

and 100% overweight


AdImmediate9569

I liked that part. Even AI was only willing to go so far to bend reality


heymattsmith

Clearly, women are foreign to them


charlesyo66

For a group that worries that ANYTHING in the world is gay, they are so fucking Tom of Finland over Diaper Donnie.


Randomguy3421

Have you looked at the faces of the crowd in the far distance? Terrifying


Ribbitygirl

There’s only that’s just a mouth hole with a weird chin moustache…terrifying!


EEpromChip

I mean AI learning needs reference material. All it has is his face and it's always orange. It doesn't have much body reference to work off of so it assumes it's a normal pasty white like all other fascist Nazis. Also happy day of the cake.


3PoundsOfFlax

That is 100% a gay parade


Mean_Gene66

**"Not that there's anything wrong with that!'**


TryItOutHmHrNw

MAGA Lesbian, bottom left


Wuming208

That's what came to mind


AotearoaCanuck

Haha. I was going to say gay orgie.


Striking-Lifeguard34

Yup, replace the American flags in the background with rainbow ones and the image would make a lot more sense.


BringBackTheBeat716

Wait now they're body-positive? The Right has gone WOKE


BoyMeatsWorld

Men only, pal. Still no fat chicks for us real men /s


luapowl

i've always got the impression that a lot of fat conservative men convince themselves they're jacked lol


randomsucculent

They are just bulking, once they start the cut you all are gonna be mindblown. /s


childsouldier

They're building mass


BringBackTheBeat716

"mUScLe wEIgHs MorE tHAn fAT" they say, on their third helping of KFC


biomech36

To tie in with that, look up the Trump fanatics with the diapers.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

A bunch of fat, old white men will beat the American military? I thought these guys liked the military?


RogueAdam1

Schrodingers conservative. They both support and oppose the military whenever it's convenient to their argument.


jpopimpin777

The cops too.


Sckaledoom

Any governmental force tbh


jpopimpin777

"LaW aNd OrDeR" ^except ^for ^anything ^Trump ^does


SpiffyNrfHrdr

The military won't get involved, and the police will look the other way - except for the ones who call in sick due to a prior obligation, of course.


stephruvy

They mean beat off the military.


NothingReallyAndYou

You know it's serious when he breaks out the L Gun! L Gun: When your enemy's just around the corner! Also, I'm really enjoying the spare armed arm floating under the 5. Remember, we have a right to arms... carrying arms.


CptMisterNibbles

Ok, so weirdly I watched an episode of "forgotten weapons" on youtube yesterday about the Gilboa Snake, a dumb experimental israeli AR with two barrels and two triggers... the same manufacturer that makes the CornerShot, an L-Gun that is designed to shoot around corners. Both are featured in the video


BuildyOne

He has 5 fingers and a thumb because that is required for this special weapon you dumb lib! /S if it's not obvious


justgonnadownvote

Also the guy right there that is significantly larger than the people around him.


SnoopySuited

'We're going back to the pile!!'


CptMisterNibbles

Exactly my thoughts


KinksAreForKeds

I honestly don't get why they keep insisting this dope is a Christian who would wear a cross around his neck, despite all the evidence to the contrary.


ShotgunForFun

Does anyone know if that tattoo is a language? My favorite part is the gun with 2 triggers and barrels... and obviously the fact you know people are sharing this unironically. Even the AI knows his face is a different color and he's old and overweight.


24223214159

Trump's right hand has an extra finger too.


sockass88

That's... very gay 😂


PrincessCyanidePhx

Surely you don't mean because not a single man is wearing a shirt and...there aren't any women?


sockass88

Maybe? 🤔


Lucy_Lastic

Definitely looks that way


lizzycupcake

What kind of party is this? I thought they hated these types of parades


Adventurekateer

I love how they never bother to vet their own AI creations before spraying them all over the public. What the hell kind of "gun" is he holding with his six-fingered hand? And why is that grinning guy on the right so much bigger than everyone else?


pdub72

Those guys are pissed. Someone took all of their shirts! Oh for the love of all that's holy give these fat old fucks their shirts back.


mr_lizardface

AI has counted the number of fingers Trump needs correctly


sdmichael

Why is it they always fantasize about violence? I thought they were all about democracy.


Lifeesstwange

Oddly, the AI distorts the MAGA followers behind him, making their faces look disturbingly malformed and accurate.


Enjoy-the-sauce

I’m 90% certain that if Trump ever put a cross around his neck, both would instantly catch fire.


crablegs_aus

The image gets worse the longer you stare at it


Drumtochty_Lassitude

Lots of elderly folk with man boobs are going to have a parade on the 6th of January next year apparently led by a carrot? Whatever floats their boat I guess.


crusher23b

That ellipses hides all the context of this quote. "So I will come to put you on trial. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me," New International Version


derpy_derp15

Conservative ai propaganda always looks like it's about to break out into a gay orgy


rutabega_brown

A buncha shirtless plus-sized patriots with their Dr. Seuss guns. You could hear the wheezing and farts through the phone.


meetmypuka

Just WHY such a proliferation of lubed-up- Trump-fantasy-porn imagery? What is the message they think they're sending?


Comprehensive_Value

Is there a shortage of shirts?


aoifeg8r

I’m just stuck on why oh why did I need to see a plethora of old out of shape white guys shirtless on my phone screen this morning. Where’s the extra strong brain bleach??


rhyno44

The homoerotic hero worship of Trump is the worst. They love to plaster shirtless pictures of him everywhere


PreciousHamburgler

Is that the part of the Bible catholics decided wasn't hood enough for them?


CallMeGrendel

Getting really tired of this AI Chippenwhales shit...


RedditingNeckbeard

Say what you will about AI, it nailed the demographics here.


TacoTheSuperNurse

So... Florida. All I see is Florida.


jazzhandler

Looks like Blondie over there is about to pop Von Schitzinpantz in the right kidney.


Wageslave645

Nice tits.


Banaanisade

I love how the AI made everyone in the background the same guy and it's still an accurate representation of the demographic.


sinisteraxillary

Nobody told the AI about red MAGA hats?


WrestlingWoman

Trump supporters are a cult. A scary one.


kgro

What is this Lemon Party bullshit?


Dltwo

I would love to see the prompt that generated this lmao


metalman8291

Why does everyone in that picture have no shirt


icouldbejewish

Fuck yeah give the land back to the natives. I would happily accept their teachings. Glad to see the right finally trying to me things right.


Ok-Book-3924

Even AI knows they’re all old white dudes


guyonlinepgh

Once again, an AI image of Trump that's super-homoerotic


RandomOrange852

How does this have 15.5k likes??? Malachi 3:5 is listing people the lord will bring judgement against including those who deprive the stranger their right.


Damasticator

I’m convinced a lot of this is AI generated shit by other countries to destabilize the US.


fanglazy

More propaganda from the adult diaper industrial complex


MadBuffleHead

Why is a bunch of white dudes with their shirts off 😂


gypsydawn8083

That's the opposite of what the verse is saying wtf. That verse says people will be judged if they deprive the foreigners of justice. ‭Malachi 3:5 NIV‬ [5] “So I will come to put you on trial. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me,” says the Lord Almighty. https://bible.com/bible/111/mal.3.5.NIV


patdashuri

Things they got wrong: * No red hats * Number of fingers * How guns work * trump has tattoos * the Bible quote is actually a condemnation * head size ratios What they got right: * all middle aged white men


KC_experience

Ummm is that supposed to be a firearm? Cuzzz, yeah, that shit ain’t workin.


TheSkinnyJ

At least this one makes him kinda overweight vs. the 8 pack abs like he’s a Hemsworth.


BrokenEye3

What the hell is that impliment?


Master_Honey9783

Get back in the pile!


Borderlinecuttlefish

That gun?? Do you need 6 fingers to shoot it?


MakoSanchez

Is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the front left?!


J4S0NFTW

Does this mean they think they’re gonna lose the election?


beaniebooper

At least this one didn't make him weirdly buff


SaturnalianGhost

“Ok boys, back to the pile!”


sethro919

Trump winning means some sort of right wing orgy ?


no_name65

Aye, Donny. Nice tittys you got there. Also, is that suppose to be a gun in his hand?


Martyrotten

I’ve often heard that the Devil can quote Scripture to suit his own purposes. This is a prime example.


The-Grand-Wazoo

Dudes got bigger tits than Cher.


hitchcoz

Hahahaha 🤮


mrslother

What's up with the extra index finger on his right hand?


TheSpiggott

What a deeply weird bunch of people.


pablank

Imagine how that crowd will smell, with all those proud diaper wearers


KayRocky

This is some serious AI made cousin fukery. lol at the weird depiction of guns


Skreeethemindthief

Strange looking gun there.


Rudyears

TOTALLY NOT GAY


DownWithW

The number of verses that say say the opposite is insane.


MarlythAvantguarddog

Nothing says win like naked old people showing their worst wrinkles


Lord_Duckington_3rd

It is weird how obsessive americans are with God


kvimbi

I don't judge anyone's sexual preferences. Be it a full blown gay orgy of elderly people with guns. 🤷‍♂️ You do you


freshly_ella

Why do they want to fuck him so bad


jkurl1195

At least this time, they didn't depict Trump with 10% bodyfat.


prodrvr22

MAGA really loves their homo-erotic versions of Trump, don't they? **MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN**


tunghoy

Whenever I see this sort of homoerotic imagery, I show a real picture of the orange guy in all his feeble, rotund glory.


JustAGreenDreamer

The faces in the crowd all look like the same person.


feverlast

It looks like a large portion of the crowd do not have teeth.


SauteePanarchism

Planet of the Apes remake.


mashnbeansMachine

This reminds me of that South Park episode where all the men fuck in a big gay pile to stick to the time immigrants.


Mamasquiddly

That is a terrifyingly rapey looking mob.


chinmakes5

There is so much OMG in that picture, but the big cross may be the most unrealistic thing there.


ConditionYellow

Such a diverse crowd. Lol


GrooveBat

Gross.


kimness1982

Why aren’t they wearing shirts? Any of them? Was that part of the prompt?


KapnKrumpin

Well at least they don't all have 6 packs


ConnectImportance790

Thats a really wierd gun hes holding


ERuoSuV

Duude, your gun is broken


johnbran69

Why do all the Trump memes give off gay vibes?


Grammarnazi_bot

Anybody else concerned about the fact that this is advertising a Jan 6 part 2?


isthatsoreddit

Why is he in a crowd of half naked men?


sdbct1

Could they at least make his whole body pasty white, then it would look more real AI then that.....LOL


CalibratedRat

You know, for as anti homosexual a these asshats say they are all the time, all this Trump “art” is really giving off a pretty “gay for Donny” vibe.


No-Wrongdoer-7346

wtf am I looking at…


buttered_scone

If people are going to use the Old Testament as justification, they better be following all 613 mitzvot. To that they will say "Mah New Covenant!", while not seeing the issue.


SoCalGuy7

Take away the guns and you’re looking at a gay pride event, sans the diversity.🤣😁


Happythejuggler

What the fuck is with the poorly done AI art that conservatives keep throwing out. Is Civil War 2.0 gonna be shirts vs skins? Is trump using their standard issue weaponry?


jeffweet

I am hoping I am not the only one that thinks it’s bizarre that this is all old topless dudes. Like you’d kind of need to have that in your prompt


eddiespageti

Was “man boobs” part of the prompt? Interesting choice.


HugAMortician

Um...considering mine and my relatives' across the continent's ancestry is rooted here, *they* are the foreigners. They want to "deport ill*gals?" They can start with themselves.


mudduck2

I don't think these people understand homoerotic art


Kriss3d

Isn't tattoos a sin in the Bible? Also what the hell kind of weapon is he holding? It looks like some kind of sawed off shotgun type between his fingers and a mag for something else in his hand.


Jnlybbert

Why Papyrus?


Delirium_Of_Disorder

They didn't even read the verse. They just want justification for their disgusting views.


LawPD

Donnie with a cross around his neck is possibly the most blasphemous part of this pic but then again the dumb fuck that made this is about as far from what Jesus wanted his followers to be anyway.


Steppyjim

lol look at the gun holy shit


gouhp

Half of the problem in the US is religion. I'm am SO sick of these ignorant ass holes holding our species back.


toro1059

This is... Suuuuuuuuper gay, no?


TheDunadan29

That's the most homoerotic picture outside of gay porn I've ever seen.


Shabingly

Just have a look at some of the "faces" in the background 😂


ImNotlooking4karma

Not at all gay.


DisastrousShackup

So many moobs.


Grandlordyeetus

“With liberty and justice for all” I wonder what part of “all” they missed


toolatealreadyfapped

That looks gayer than Pride in SF


Godeshus

When the AI gets prompted "I wanna see trump leading an army" It assumes corectly that the "army" is a bunch of fat rednecks.


JustLikeJD

What the sweet Jesus is this AI b.s and how do these mental cult leaders not recognise it. I mean the gun he has in his hand has two barrels in opposite directions!?


Imaginary_Lawfulness

The fact that **this** is what they went with to post implies that there are so many things that were even worse that it generated


redcrowxxx

That picture is gayer than a sack of dicks


ChumpChainge

The whole verse makes it pretty clear that Orangedump McPoopypants would be in a bit of personal trouble. "So I will come to put you on trial. I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers, and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me,'' says the Lord Almighty.