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ConditionCorrect4065

Damn that squirrel is jacked!!!


nopetynopetynops

Thought was a polar bear for a second


IllustriousAd5936

Mongolian Polar squirrel


Toasterdosnttoast

In Soviet Russia, Mongolian, polar squirrel store you for the winter! Ha Ha Ha


SylvieJay

A real chonky boi.


Kingsupergoose

You’re going to shit yourself when you see an actual polar bear.


mrscalperwhoop2

Clearly you've never seen a real Mongolian polar squirrel.


dicew4444r

Yeah, marmots are nothing more than pumped up squirrels after all


ColoRadBro69

Wildling squirrels. 


Efficient_Fish2436

He gonna steal your girl if she has snacks.


FragrantExcitement

Why do you steal my brain thoughts?


pastaMac

**“Damn, that squirrel is jacked!”** ...for a vegetarian.


cjmull94

Squirrels aren't vegetarian/herbivores, neither are marmots. I don't think any rodents are herbivores actually.


freakynit

I thought he was gonna smack it's ass in the end🤣


BednaR1

It is something... jacked is not it.


DarknoorX

That's a squirrel?!


CapitalLigament

The squirrel is indeed jacked. Do you see how he drags the cookie?


Signal-Island6377

Why is it so ripped ?


platyviolence

We call them Whistle Pigs where I'm from


CedarWolf

I was in Denali Natl. Park and they don't allow a lot of vehicles deep into the park, but you *can* take a big green bus that the park rangers drive. The drivers also tell stories, and they're great. So you get a whole bunch of hikers on these busses, and they pull over here and there to look at the animals or so folks can stretch their legs, but it's a national park, they can't risk hurting any of the animals. Well one day they're driving folks out to Wonder Lake and this big ol' marmot runs up under the bus, and they can't find it. The bus can't move until they find this marmot, and no one wants to look up under the engine housing and maybe dislodge some crazy marmot. They've got guys looking all around the bus - did it go out the back, did it climb up in the engine somewhere, where *is* this marmot? They can't see it under the bus, they can't find it, and they definitely saw it go under the bus, but no one has seen it leave. It's under there *somewhere*. So finally the ranger gets himself up under the bus and looks all around and there's the marmot sitting on the differential, just as happy as a clam.


Spdrjay

😁 Marmot! I used to play with them in Colorado all the time. I'm actually in several people's vacation photos and videos with marmots climbing all over me. I talked with a lady who took one home with her to her cabin in Boulder, and she said when she was at work one day it dug a hole through the wood floor and escaped out the crawlspace.


lewdwiththefood

Do you want bubonic plague? Cuz that’s how you get the plague.


yeezee93

![gif](giphy|10xL1uQOMBceuk)


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I feel happyyyyy


radwandern

That's prairie dogs, different members of rodentia.


[deleted]

Rodentia. Reminds me I need to go on a vacation. Is that in Eastern Europe?


AdFearless5560

Liar. The plague in marmots is of the pneumonic form, spread by marmots coughing. The plague can jump from marmots to humans through the bite of the tarbagan flea (Ceratophyllus silantievi), or through consumption of meat. Marmot epizootics are known to co-occur with human epidemics in the same area. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarbagan_marmot#:~:text=The%20plague%20in%20marmots%20is,epidemics%20in%20the%20same%20area.


SnooBananas37

I mean they might just be wrong (on the Internet? Inconceivable I know) and not actively lying. I doubt they're in the business of intentionally misleading the public so they can make plague great again. But nonetheless, good call.


AdFearless5560

Prairie dogs are not silent, long-term reservoirs of plague; instead over 95% of prairie dogs will die within 78 hours of infection with plague. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.humanesociety.org/sites/default/files/docs/Plague%2520Report-%2520Final%2520Copy.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiwk6ab6faFAxUKjYkEHeKmC_gQFnoECA0QBg&usg=AOvVaw2IraqYBdp5gcdwIbJjnAZp Thank you. I just dont like how he made the claim with no source and then said rodentia instead of rodents like he studied this. Its 2 sec on google.


MarmotaFlaviventris

\*cough\* Just allergies. \*sniff\* \*cough\*


SlightlyOffended1984

Flea in terror


Luffyhaymaker

I'm generally wary of wild animals getting too close to me so it's good to know they are friendly. I'd still keep my distance though lol


_electricVibez_

I dunno, sounds like you kinda wanna.


Luffyhaymaker

You're right, I kinda do lmfao, but I'm pretty cautious around wild animals.....unless it's a cat. I go up to street cats all the time, they usually run from me though lol


SheetFarter

Wow, they are really that friendly being a wild animal?


negei

Bober kurwa


Pukanito

Ja pierdole jakie bydle!


SynchronizedLime

No, that's not a beaver


MireyMackey

You're lying


del1ro

Yes, that's not a beaver, that's the bober kurwa


CrashTestWolf

Its so nice to not have to mute a video because of horrible music added to it. Adorable video with pleasant soundtrack. Love it so much.


RoadRegrets

Are you fucking kidding me? I came here to say: Great video, but what‘s up with the Richard Clayderman-Sountrack? [Every German Grandma‘s Pianist of Choice.](https://youtu.be/eCCan3TFPoc?si=lfUagntnrXoN2A6s)


CrashTestWolf

Compared to the oh no song and the snidely whiplash laugh track (just to name a couple) added to seemingly every clip on tik tok for years, this is a breath of fresh air.


cgleachy

Badoo badoo badoo badoo doo doo badoo badoo badoo doo doo


gangnamseoul

This is a better dub, Marvin of the marmot association https://youtu.be/ciEfQRv0gpM?si=XzThZ2NZbhEjPyIL


Zegran_Agosend

inhales\* # BÓBR KURWA # JA PIERDOLE JAKIE BYDLE


Kerissimo

![gif](giphy|PmDNmLouI7kRSVLatm|downsized)


Terp-Titan

![gif](giphy|l4KhUt0qiPMqeAeQM)


theshapeshifter98

My girlfriend does the same when I order the food that she doesn’t want at first when I ask


HuikesLeftArm

"Can I have a few of your fries?"


Bushdr78

"I see you have food, I also like food"


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HuikesLeftArm

Lives in a cold climate. Fat is an asset.


DependentFlora

Bro got what he wanted and got the goodie! Feed him


Nichiku

Also bro's living on the Windows XP background


Low_Consideration_83

Alan!


D3NI3D83

Steve!


chorizo_chomper

Nice marmot


phil-davis

Ve believe in nussing Lebowski


Draelmar

This is got to be the swolest squirrel I've ever seen.


quoiega

When allen finally arrives


[deleted]

That marmot doesn't miss "arm" day.


EhliJoe

DON'T... touch the butt.


DesperateBass23

why....?


Capable_Ad_2365

Hate to be that person, but you shouldn't be feeding wild animals. This is how you get them killed and people get hurt. Animals get overly aggressive for food and will bite people, and the animals get euthanized. They also become dependent on people feeding them food instead of foraging it themselves. It is a good chance wherever this video was taken, that it is illegal to feed wildlife. Marmots are a protected species in many places, and to ruin their chances of life to make a cute video isn't cool. I don't think we should be promoting or encouraging people to make videos like this.


dajdm

This is the way


rlkordas

Thank you! You’re absolutely right, wild animals should not be fed - for their sake and ours.


hakai678

Bro got his foodie friend


JacobPlaster

They are the source of plague.


Few-Veterinarian3943

You should have booped his nose


I3oscO86

Hey hey hey. Sorry about the bubonic plague, but we're good right ? You gonna eat all of that yourself?


Pkboi0017

When I do it, they look at me like a weirdo


Hungry_Angry

Feeding wildlife disrupts their natural behaviors, leading to loss of fear towards people. Respect wildlife and refrain from feeding them.


DemonicAltruism

Not to mention that whatever highly processed food you're feeding them is probably really bad for them. But animal cute! How could you not feed it??? /s


CultBro

I think this is my wife's spirit animal


Kittamaru

Marmot: You has food... I friend now.


Number-Thirteen

Little buddy gettin' chonky!


Shot_Painting_8191

Cocaine bear's cousin


OG-Krompierre

This fatty squirrel would probably make basically a dude friend, just sitting and watching TV and munching on some chips but all the comments about plague bother me a bit.


BednaR1

Millenia of evolution... and here we got a fat squirrel addicted to biscuits


Accurate_Clothes_721

Yes it's a marmot. And it looks like the steppes of mongolia were they are considered pest and beneficial at the same time, just like the wolves. Would highly recommend reading an amazing book called The Wolf Totem, it's one of my favorite book! Edit : spelling


crypticXmystic

Do want.


MKULTRA007

That Marmot looks like the Terry Crews version of a squirrel.


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DarkSouLFreaK

Where is this place, The background is gorgeous


HuikesLeftArm

Looks like Mongolia or somewhere with a similar landscape.


korel1

Windows xp wallpaper


Les-incoyables

Some kind of marsupial?


rabbitsdiedaily

Hangery Beavers.


reddit06valbonne

I WANT MOOOOOOOREEEE


No_Tailor_9529

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC|downsized)


FunnySignal614

That sky is soo beautiful


Kreig_Blazcov

That is a chunky boy


joslayers

Are those muscles under that Fur coat


le-strule

Looks like my rabbit


Nichiku

He's so fat lol


1stFunestist

Food is alwais good way to make friends. Works on people to...


AddendumCold5491

Is that a squirrel or what?


Apycia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himalayan_marmot


b4ttlepoops

I love marmots


RedSquaree

https://i.imgur.com/Q4W1ioS.jpeg


Amelie_foxy

Snow White in today's realities ![gif](giphy|HsAsOUJEYgyFa)


Diligent-Werewolf-38

Where is this windows xp location?


Apycia

Himalaya.


Soggy_Alarm_7843

He chunky


H779F512

lol, cute little chubster.


TheLexLuthor13

Aw, you made a new friend.


Th3NukeShark

Izza not love, izza good deal.


Adrian121237

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️🥹🥹🥹🥹


Prongs69

Can someone give me the name of the background score?


OriWindcatcher

Ah yes, the joy of feeding wild animals, fantastic


Mewzi_

it's too cute, too sweet once the creature realises there is no harm and gets all confident and bossy!!


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JMusicD

I play this song on the keyboard more than anyone will ever know. We play it at Hispanic ceremonies such as 15’s birthday parties for girls, weddings… pretty cool hearing it here.


jordenioman

My wife when I go to KFC and she says she doesn't want anything.


Slow-Dog-2498

Kurwa bober


helpmepleeeeeeeease

I’ll never forget the squirrel I gave a couple cashews to at Yosemite, he kept coming back and I started to take a nap on a rock then I thought my sister was poking me to wake me up, but nah it was the squirrel poking me for more cashews


Quiet_Reference3198

I LOVE it.


ReceptionNecessary44

Cute dog


_AManHasNoName_

Weren’t these animals associated with the bubonic plague in the 14th century?


LucentP187

From apprehensive to straight up running this guys pockets. 😂


shinobipopcorn

You have crisp. Give me crisp. SURRENDER CRISP!


celtbygod

Salt give me salt !


MrGOCE

THAT JINGLING ON HIS EAR MADE ME SMILE HAHA, SO CUTE !


ResonableVillain

Better love story than twilight


Zendo88

Gimme dat hooman


Buying100K

chonk!


ross71699

Me and my girlfriend 1 week into her new diet 🤣


myw4ylongway

Plot twist, he ate it later that day.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Maybe marmot


Dont_Start_None

He's a pushy little muscle bound thing, isn't he 😆


ZyvisX

And now you're my bestie.


BidenFedayeen

r/fatsquirrelhate


EcstaticDirt6464

Bobber kurwa!!!


Neat-Amphibian-8503

Dudes chilling


ghtown45

Made my whole morning


Shitbird5001

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8) Dude had Clint Eastwood face


AgressiveSocks

This is how I make friends. Bribe them with food.


biggbombaclatt

Aw I want to share my food with a marmot (marmots aren’t real they’re just fat squirrels)


banhmithapcam

I got emotional for real


AtticusSPQR

That's almost exactly what happened to Leia, except then they braided her hair


Cosmonauta-DOS

Everything to pet the groundhog Everything to pet the groundhog...😏


MenacingGummy

Alan!


sorrowNsuffering

Price-less


SaltyWahid

r/suddenlycommunism


darkheartshadows

"GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!"


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*scratches neck* you got some of that crack...ers?


RockStarMarchall

Look at that chunky boy, he is so cute


Individual-Tailor-10

![gif](giphy|kCpg2FYkENfnuvXSsS)


ziharmarra

That mouse is jacked! Boiii


SlightlyOffended1984

“Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today… the big question on everybody’s lips… On their chapped lips… Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow? Punxsutawney Phil! That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers it’s… GROUNDHOG DAY!”


Sir_Rageous

Pretty sure you're not supposed to feed wild animals people food.


BlackOutIRL

lol, from shy to robbing :D


Popular-Influence-11

When he pinches the tiny furry ear!


Ioncurtain

big chungus


ChristinaHepburn

Why are people feeding animals with crap? I don't get it.


xGenocidest

Cuz that's what humans do. It's how we domesticated a bunch of animals.


RikerLiker

I just like their friendship


The_Assignment79

Run yo rice cakes 🥷


generatox

Bidouf


SaltySolomon9

This is like a buddy comedy


Obvious-Ask3109

🥰 so cute


Weary-Adeptness8227

An unexpected friend.


lightning2017gt350

![gif](giphy|Swn5yuXfDhg40)


3BodyJimmel

r/fakeasiangifs


aguero1987

I wouldn’t be arsed about feeding my self this squirrel comes first


Fitty4

Squirrel must work out


mrscalperwhoop2

For a moment I thought that was a very far away polar bear.


asbestosdemand

Those little guys can carry bubonic plague.


Lounat1k

Hanta virus, too.


HorrorLettuce379

That last scene with their final form the biscuit bros both mucking on some biscuits lol


0HardYards0

❤️👍


Nintura

Pretty sure thats a marmot, not a groundhog or squirrel


narnarnartiger

I want one as a pet


BatFancy321go

groundhog or marmot? has the coloring of a marmot but his face and belly shape look more like a grey groundhog. in america they're brown and a little shaggier. i've never made friends with either!


AaronTuplin

No, Kitty! This is my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!


Educational_Drink471

Aww!! It's so cute!! I would also make friends with him!!


Splatboy0612

My dog when I eat something


BroccoliDry5253

If you give a mouse a cookie he will get jacked and jack you for the rest


Fresh-Cranberry-4005

What’s that animal


ConversationAsleep38

What an adorable creature, love the way it stands tall and proud.


PreviousNatural4441

Bro catches Gofers the same way I catch girlfriends.


astralseat

Oh yeah, pet that furry thing. Now read that out loud in public.


loopingrightleft

Damn chubs


ChimneySwiftGold

I love how greedy he gets by the end but also how comfortable.


nadyo

a new friend! it's so lovely!


Haverts_cool

He passed vibe check


cynthiaemason

pov: me and my bf