As someone with a woodshop, a cabin, and we can assume plenty of experience with other rural buildings, he really ought to know the value of cats as pest control.
I jst watched again. At 0:02 you can see his left hand is actually holding the dog's hind leg so the nurse can clip the dog's hind toe nail.
Edit: not jab.
[Definitely didn't miss.](https://i.imgur.com/w5HXCMf.jpeg) It was stupid of the groomer or tech to let what looks like the owner hold the dog, they were probably doing this for demonstrative purposes or were talked into it by the owner.
Most vets will not let owners hold their dogs for things like this, and this is specifically why.
Owners underestimate their dogs, and are often far too gentle with them to actually secure them and stop them from lashing out. Securing animals takes training and practice.
First time I took my dog to the groomer the groomer asked if she should hold her or if I wanted to hold her. I just said “whatever makes this easiest for you?” Because I figured her holding the dog would be the better idea. She ended up holding the dog while she did it but idk why she even offered anything else.
Dog groomer here. Looks like she’s clipping nails. It’s NEVER a smart idea to let the owner hold the dog. They don’t know how to properly and safely restrain. I’m not surprised this happened.
First time I took my dog to the groomer, the groomer asked if I wanted to hold the dog or have her hold the dog. I didn’t really know what to say cause I figured it’d be way easier if she held the dog or put her on the table so I just said to do whatever made the job easiest for her. She ended up taking her but then I was second guessing myself that maybe she wanted me to hold the dog. Good to know that it’s best to let the groomer handle it completely.
what an idiot presumably owner. when my uncooperative cat starts his antics at the vet, i death grip his ass. these animals are like rubber, ya ain't gonna hurt em.
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I am a nurse and once took care about a bite wound created by a dog like this witch got infected. That whas not funny at all, those are some serious injuries
It’s a career ender too if it damages anything in your hands. When I was an apprentice dog groomer that fact was drilled into my head and told to never let owners help. It was too dangerous. I am completely baffled as to why they didn’t use a muzzle or a cone to keep everyone safe with this dog as it was obviously in distress.
I’ve been bitten twice by dogs. One of them left me with permanent nerve damage in my thumb, and that was after having reconstructive surgery for it. Thankfully the damage isn’t severe, and is just permanent numbness on the inside of my thumb. A few millimeters over and it could have been much worse. Hands/wrists are like…super delicate.
That sounds awful, I’m sorry you experienced that. I’ve been bitten a handful of times, one almost led to stitches on my finger from a Dachshund a lady said was “friendly”. I learned fairly quickly cones tend to work better on dogs than muzzles as sometimes they can slip those off or are hard to get on a stressed out dog.
Its movements look more like a puppet than an actual dog. The rearing back of the head to bite is more than a dog would do, small dogs tend to just flail around.
😩
(I know this video is supposed to be light hearted)
I have so much respect for people in medicine in general including veterinary medicine like them.
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I had a rescue Bichon mix for 16 years. The only way to groom him was to have the vet sedate him and clip him. Crazy expensive and did not even get a bath. The would put him in a crate and when he “came around” my husband would pick him up. He definitely had a bad reputation. But, we honored our commitment!
You can not generalize about that the owner should never hold the pet. It all depends. I've had cats that would be calm as long as I've held them and let the vet do whatever they need, but would freak out and panic and try their best to bite and scratch as soon as someone would try to grab them in a high stress inviroment like a vet's office.
That's not a dog, that's a Gremlin
And none may pass without my permission!
Ambrosia! To me!
Excuse me sir, but that dog’s name is Ambrosius!
Keep that up, and I'll make you into a prince
You just reminded me of Kid Vs Cat
Whoa, are you a cat or a cockroach?? That stay in my head all the time. Along with many other moments from kid vs cat.
I have this kind of dog, and when we first got her and stopped on the way home, we were picking a name and a stranger suggested gizmo.
Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless. - Ron Swanson
As someone with a woodshop, a cabin, and we can assume plenty of experience with other rural buildings, he really ought to know the value of cats as pest control.
Doglin
the end bite looked like a muppet attack.
Was about to say that. The unrealness of the "ending blow" is beyond hilarious.
It was so purposeful and direct 😂😂😂
“Target acquired”
"SuhPRISE mutha fuckah!!!
Couldn’t agree more! The dad’s laughing face and versus the fury in the dog’s eyes. I was dying.
i'm glad i'm not the only one that felt that way! seemed like a puppet the guy had on his hand
He moved like those on the movie Labyrinth lol
Sir Didymus!
Haha exactly
First time i watched this i thought the dog was his hand puppet
I still don't believe it isn't.
I jst watched again. At 0:02 you can see his left hand is actually holding the dog's hind leg so the nurse can clip the dog's hind toe nail. Edit: not jab.
Maybe that was him getting the puppet set up? Man, just let me have this...damn.
Like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth!
Hiiiii-ya!
A 'Hell muppet' 🎵 It's time to play the music, it's time for rabies shots! 🎵
Nailed it.
Its the fastest muppet pirate attack
It looked like an evil gremlin lol
I thought the same thing.
That dog from Labyrinth
Omg! The Muppets, yes!!!! Best comment.
Yes!! Top comment, as it should be.
I'm about 50% sure that's his hand in a dog puppet
😩
Sir Didymus from Labyrinth
That's an enthusiastic chomp
My man put everything he had into that bite.
I paused it and slid the cursor to watch it in slow motion. Savage.
Me too - happened so damn fast
Even his soul 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
In animation, we call this anticipation! LMFAO! There was intent here.
honestly thought it looked like a hand puppet for a second.
If this is real then that's the most muppet-like dog bite I ever saw.
Was a king cobra in a past life.
What a bite man. I rate it 101%
3.5lbs of bite force >:)
That got a split moment of charge-up for the final strike
I thought you wrote euthanasia and I agreed 
I initially read that as "euthanasia chomp" and I'm thinking "idk, this dog is pretty spry to be getting put down".
this fucking killed me lmaf
“Laugh my ass fuck”???? Brother, I think the laughter has induced a stroke. Hehehehe
lmfo
and then you came and laughed your fuck off!
Lah
Ooooh I know this one.... LAUGH assHOLE
Laughing my ass furiously
"O" is so far away from "F" that I'd conclude, in my professional opinion, that it could only be Fuck as well.
OMG looks like a Muppet 🤣
I dead set thought the biting part of it was the first time I saw it. The next five viewings didn't really convince me otherwise.
The way it rears back before putting its whole soul into that bite....I think they miss tho 😂
[Definitely didn't miss.](https://i.imgur.com/w5HXCMf.jpeg) It was stupid of the groomer or tech to let what looks like the owner hold the dog, they were probably doing this for demonstrative purposes or were talked into it by the owner.
Most vets will not let owners hold their dogs for things like this, and this is specifically why. Owners underestimate their dogs, and are often far too gentle with them to actually secure them and stop them from lashing out. Securing animals takes training and practice.
First time I took my dog to the groomer the groomer asked if she should hold her or if I wanted to hold her. I just said “whatever makes this easiest for you?” Because I figured her holding the dog would be the better idea. She ended up holding the dog while she did it but idk why she even offered anything else.
nah, they got their whole mouth around that wrist!
And all it could manage is a bit of a tickle.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
It needs literally 3 more seconds.
Nah I think the cut makes this more hilarious.
Na dude I would trade this any day over a 3 minute clip with this randomly placed in there towards the very end
Was looking for that
I hope the vet was okay after that bite, dang
Right! Nothing funny about getting stitches because the owner half-assed holding their muppet
THIS is why owners aren’t allowed to hold their pets. Don’t give me that “But he’s better if *I* hold him” BS!
I've always held my dog at the vet but my dog wasn't psychotic like this. Guy is laughing and obviously clueless to the danger.
Dog groomer here. Looks like she’s clipping nails. It’s NEVER a smart idea to let the owner hold the dog. They don’t know how to properly and safely restrain. I’m not surprised this happened.
First time I took my dog to the groomer, the groomer asked if I wanted to hold the dog or have her hold the dog. I didn’t really know what to say cause I figured it’d be way easier if she held the dog or put her on the table so I just said to do whatever made the job easiest for her. She ended up taking her but then I was second guessing myself that maybe she wanted me to hold the dog. Good to know that it’s best to let the groomer handle it completely.
SOAD song is playing
You! What do you own the world?!?
Whaddoyou own disORDAAA
disORdaaaa
Now! Somewherebetweenthesacredsilence
Sacredsilenceandsleep! Sooooomewheeere
BetweentheSACREDsilenceandsleeeeep
System of a Dog - Dogxcity
Sounds like the Great Value version, idk what they did to the pitch but it sounds atrocious.
Quit laughing and hold your damn dog what the hell
This is why you never let clients hold the pet. Take the pet back into treatment and have a competent person hold. Bites are not fun.
what an idiot presumably owner. when my uncooperative cat starts his antics at the vet, i death grip his ass. these animals are like rubber, ya ain't gonna hurt em.
That guy holding the dog is useless.
Or you know, administer a sedative?? There is zero excuse to allow your pet to get this stressed about routine checkups.
"administer a sedative" ok that'll be $500 sir
I give my GSD hemp based treats to calm her because she's an absolute drama queen with this stuff. Works like a charm.
Seda*GIVE*?
And that's why we don't trust owners to hold their pets. 9 times or of 10 they're fucking useless at it.
Frame by frame is terrible. He got a big ol bite of meat there.
That guy had one job.
That one was personal
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Douchebag owner not even paying attention still chuckling away like an asshole even after the dog obviously got out
"hE's nEvEr BiTtEN aNyOnE"
I get so irrationally angry seeing him laugh. What a scumbag.
I am a nurse and once took care about a bite wound created by a dog like this witch got infected. That whas not funny at all, those are some serious injuries
It’s a career ender too if it damages anything in your hands. When I was an apprentice dog groomer that fact was drilled into my head and told to never let owners help. It was too dangerous. I am completely baffled as to why they didn’t use a muzzle or a cone to keep everyone safe with this dog as it was obviously in distress.
I’ve been bitten twice by dogs. One of them left me with permanent nerve damage in my thumb, and that was after having reconstructive surgery for it. Thankfully the damage isn’t severe, and is just permanent numbness on the inside of my thumb. A few millimeters over and it could have been much worse. Hands/wrists are like…super delicate.
That sounds awful, I’m sorry you experienced that. I’ve been bitten a handful of times, one almost led to stitches on my finger from a Dachshund a lady said was “friendly”. I learned fairly quickly cones tend to work better on dogs than muzzles as sometimes they can slip those off or are hard to get on a stressed out dog.
Damn witches always going around biting people
And that's why the owner should never be the holder.
I hate the dude so much.
Vet here - And this is precisely why I never let an owner hold their dog for procedures. 🤣
I think that's a papillon. Mine did this too a couple of times. Then I bought heavy-duty leather gloves.
Looks like it, mine would also bite like that if you manhandle him.
That dog revved up for maximum torque
Gremlin has been released
Looked like a muppet
lol is that a muppet
First thing I thought of was Muppets, but wtf didn't they muzzle the dog?
Grab that fucker by the gruff next time. Helpless it will be.
Its movements look more like a puppet than an actual dog. The rearing back of the head to bite is more than a dog would do, small dogs tend to just flail around.
Nice of the asshole to take it seriously and hold his fucking bite happy dog.
Hilarious
Where are those gauntlets when you need them. Chain mail sleeves at the last. JFC!!
Needs a "You Died" screen at the end
😩 (I know this video is supposed to be light hearted) I have so much respect for people in medicine in general including veterinary medicine like them.
“Surprise! MF!”
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Omfg I cackled lmao
That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while
I'm going to hell for laughing
Idk why I think it's like poppy playtime jumpscare or the newer fnaf ones
So far this year this "maybe" my favorite
FAFO
That bite was like “surprise! Motherf****r”!
Looked and bit like a Sesame Street puppet.
That dog bites like a cobra
CRICKET !!!!
too soon! 🤣
I don't even need to see the face to know that's Cyriak.
💀
Ok y'all this one got me good xD I'm overheating from laughing on the couch now
Bites in like Venom some head.
Why do small dogs get a pass for terrible behavior imagine what the comments would be like if you swap that dog far a Rottweiler or pitt
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Where there's a will, there's a way.
Like a cobra.
Like a scene from gremlins
Pretty sure that is a puppet
Not convinced that wasn't a puppet
me when im eating seeds as a pastime activity
It’s even worse when u slow it down lol
She chose violence
Murder muppet!
It's like that vid of that cat charging up its bite hahahaha!
This is the funniest video I've seen in quite some time, and I love that it's becoming viral everywhere.
It’s a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal
😂😂😂
DISORDER
Flawless comedic timing
I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
Like a Grambling, she got the shit bit out of her. Her fault. that what muzzles are for, so you don't get bit. Live and learn.
Oh hell no
Dude that was straight out of the movie gremlins.
That shit looked like a muppet 😂
looks like that hurt
I'd be so pissed bc you had one job - make sure the dog and vet are safe. So how do you plan to do that while smiling with your eyes closed?
All I could hear was Dave Chappelle. "gotcha bitch" lol
F'n useless guy can't even hold his cat still
How it recoiled before striking though....
Yoooooo
r/bettereveryloop
Pure Reddit gold this one
That looks like a muppet!! DIE B!TCH!!
Terriers!
The movement felt animatronic almost like “the thing”
Hhahahaha its so frame perfect
I was very sad to find out that everyone in this clip passed away from rabies soon after this clip was taken.
I had a rescue Bichon mix for 16 years. The only way to groom him was to have the vet sedate him and clip him. Crazy expensive and did not even get a bath. The would put him in a crate and when he “came around” my husband would pick him up. He definitely had a bad reputation. But, we honored our commitment!
I love System of a Down
You can not generalize about that the owner should never hold the pet. It all depends. I've had cats that would be calm as long as I've held them and let the vet do whatever they need, but would freak out and panic and try their best to bite and scratch as soon as someone would try to grab them in a high stress inviroment like a vet's office.