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The hitman probably will ask for a rise/promotion after more whistle-blowers appear. Boeing probably will hire a second hitman to kill the first hitman
Something similar actually happened in China, only the original hitman delegated his job to another hitman who delegated his job to another hitman and so on: https://youtu.be/ZETvtplK-uM?si=8Ft5QH2nbSkhgr77
The hit man they hired to kill last hit man will outsource it to an independent contractor who pay very little to hired a subcontractor who cut corners on everything and failed at their job, but unlike Boeing , they failed results in life being saved.
A whistleblower is an individual with inside information on (usually) shady or illegal practices of a company, organization or group who decides to inform others (law enforcement, regulatory agencies, government, media, etc) of what they know.
This usually carries a danger of reprisals, so whistleblowers have a number of protections, starting with anonymity. The fact that Boeing's whistleblowers keep dyeing cast some serious suspicion on whether that anonymity is being breached, and they are being killd as reprisal (potentially to intimidate other potential whistleblowers into keeping quiet).
There are several ways to access that information faster than asking for a fucking word definition on Reddit.
You can literally type “whistleblower” into google and find out instantly. Your laziness is outstanding.
There are several ways to respond to a request for information. You can literally not post a reply and save yourself and the world what you wrote here. Your nastiness is outstanding.
Becoz they don't pay you per kill.
They pay you a fixed amount per month and then you have to finish off whoever they want.
So news like these only mean more episodes of risky and potentially life threatening tasks.
Can confirm. Went for an interview, and they were offering salary (plus bonuses, but the bonuses were paid out after the statute of limitations only, so that's a drag).
Also, no medical or dental!
Got offered the position, but passed. Decided to become a defense attorney for corporate tax evasion, and make a real difference in the world.
When it’s a political hit I don’t get surprised. But what surprised me is a huge company like Boeing using hitmen. If congress digs deep enough they’re gonna find the contacts.
Too big of a coincidence that two original whistle blowers were found dead after committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in their heads to assume otherwise.
Most heavy hitters are very low bar. Like they take out the garbage. They get the drinks. They open the doors. At least that’s how it used to be. They’re the dispensable ones no one gives a shit about. In this case I’d assume with no or very little connection.
It's incredible, some how every single whistle blower ended up on the exact same flight going to Malaysia and it just disappeared wow so interesting how Malaysia keeps having disappearing flights huh? Craaaaazzyyyy
If anybody seriously still believes this, there weren't any hitmen. The whole story about the "if I die, it's not suicide" was by a Facebook friend who doesn't have any direct connections to the guy. Seriously, hate Boeing for their shitty airplanes, not a hitman.
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The hitman probably will ask for a rise/promotion after more whistle-blowers appear. Boeing probably will hire a second hitman to kill the first hitman
and hire a third hitman to kill the second hitman it's hitmen all the way down
Always has been
Hitman inception: a never-ending cycle of hired guns.
Just hire hitman and pay extra for suicide after completed mission
That'll cost extra. So just like their airplanes, Boeing yet again decided to cut corners.
Hopefully the hitmen will use guns provided by Boeing and they’ll just fall apart.
If Boeing uses 737 max as a suicide plane to kill the hitmans, it would be a good way to get rid of the hitmans, and the planes.
Like the opening scene to The Dark Knight
Hitception
This Is the way
would explain why half of NY consists of hitmen (in john wick)
It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Wick 🔪
"No, no, no, I kill the bus driver"
Boeing ironically destroying the Hitmen industry
Attack of the clones plot:
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This needs more upvotes Exactly like this
Something similar actually happened in China, only the original hitman delegated his job to another hitman who delegated his job to another hitman and so on: https://youtu.be/ZETvtplK-uM?si=8Ft5QH2nbSkhgr77
This story sounds amazing
At this point the hitmen must unionize and be a whistleblower as well. Lol
and eventually everyone will be a hitman employed by boeing
And that's where the idea for John Wick came from.
Probably outsource to cut costs. Layoff original
The hit man they hired to kill last hit man will outsource it to an independent contractor who pay very little to hired a subcontractor who cut corners on everything and failed at their job, but unlike Boeing , they failed results in life being saved.
The 2nd hitman is actually the 1st hitman with fake mustache.
Oh boy here I go killing again
The first hitman should probably hire a bodyguard then.
Anybody mind explaining what a whistleblower is?
A whistleblower is an individual with inside information on (usually) shady or illegal practices of a company, organization or group who decides to inform others (law enforcement, regulatory agencies, government, media, etc) of what they know. This usually carries a danger of reprisals, so whistleblowers have a number of protections, starting with anonymity. The fact that Boeing's whistleblowers keep dyeing cast some serious suspicion on whether that anonymity is being breached, and they are being killd as reprisal (potentially to intimidate other potential whistleblowers into keeping quiet).
"a person who informs on a person or organization regarded as engaging in an unlawful or immoral activity ".
There are several ways to access that information faster than asking for a fucking word definition on Reddit. You can literally type “whistleblower” into google and find out instantly. Your laziness is outstanding.
There are several ways to respond to a request for information. You can literally not post a reply and save yourself and the world what you wrote here. Your nastiness is outstanding.
I care not for your comment
Boeing- yes I agree what about we offer you flyer miles to any destination.
no they will just hire an intern for the job, and kill that one before they are promoted into official employee
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Hiring flight attendants to manage the turbulence in the office.
Next up: Pilots giving team-building flights to navigate through corporate chaos!
Why so and not "Stonks!" more job more money, isn't it?
Interesting perspective
It's funnier to picture a man overworked than someone earning a tonne
Becoz they don't pay you per kill. They pay you a fixed amount per month and then you have to finish off whoever they want. So news like these only mean more episodes of risky and potentially life threatening tasks.
Oh c'mon that absolutely not a type of work with monthly salary.
What do you mean? It's their official position, you can check it on their website. The only problem, they don't grant you days off
There is a listed position with benefits on their website? Can you share the link?
No, that was obvious shitpost from me. You both were just discussing with such level of confidence I couldn't resist to join
Can confirm. Went for an interview, and they were offering salary (plus bonuses, but the bonuses were paid out after the statute of limitations only, so that's a drag). Also, no medical or dental! Got offered the position, but passed. Decided to become a defense attorney for corporate tax evasion, and make a real difference in the world.
Shut your you don’t know anything
Boeing: We're hiring assassins to meet our deadlines on time."
hehe, deadline.
It’s like a hydra; chop a head off and 5 more grow in their place!
hail Hydra
Hydra dominatus 🙏
"Agent 47, you won't fucking believe what just happened. We have 10 more targets and you have to neutralize them almost simultaneously."
Gliding over all. 
I can still hear the music...
ICA is making some money 
Well done 47, time to find an exit
When it’s a political hit I don’t get surprised. But what surprised me is a huge company like Boeing using hitmen. If congress digs deep enough they’re gonna find the contacts.
They won't because they won't let "their" aircraft manufacturer die and lose the market to a European Company. Wasn't that clear yet?
It’s dying anyways if they don’t get their shit in order. Nobody wants to fly in a Boeing if they keep going like this.
Jesus christ are you people really this fucking idiotic? No Boeing didn't hire hitmen. Are you completely incapable of critical thought?
Of course Boeing did not hire them. They were volunteers.
Wink wink
Too big of a coincidence that two original whistle blowers were found dead after committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in their heads to assume otherwise.
Shill.
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What surprised me is people who think the whistleblower wasn’t killed by a Boeing hitman.
Scare tactics kinda backfired, eh?
Ahh Boieng, has money to hire assassins but has no money to compensate employees well
Yea you would imagine it would be cheaper to make proper planes and maybe even pay your employees better but nope.
Wish me luck I'm going to fly with 3 Boeing planes next week
See it this way, you might not make it to the third :)
People with a death wish, you are on your own.
Overtime hitman
Good luck agent 747
Poor hitman. He/she is welcome to contact us here and we will send him/her a surprise package. Just leave the address.
So relatable, it hurts.
No matter how many i kill, they keep coming!!!!!!!
I’m tired, boss.
What if after those 10 have mysteriously died, there will be even more whistleblowers?
the power of manyyyyyyyyyywyywdwadi luwi ahdiwua ldiuwafaw
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Hitman sitting there thinking “hell yeah job security”
The hitman is going to be hit because it's too expensive for him to kill 10.
lol the hitmans gonna ask for a raise and get assasinated
More like the "here I go killing again" bug from Rick and Morty.
Agent 47 wants to retire already
The employees should gather funds and do a go fund me to do a reverse uno and hire a hit man to take out the Boeing executives
Someone link weird al cia song
A film about a hitman who awakens to justice and assassinates other hitmen and a mastermind capitalist.
Most heavy hitters are very low bar. Like they take out the garbage. They get the drinks. They open the doors. At least that’s how it used to be. They’re the dispensable ones no one gives a shit about. In this case I’d assume with no or very little connection.
'Overtime it is.'
Boeing Hitman: Business is BOOMIN'
It’s published on May 4th, we are 2 months further, haven’t heard anything yet.
Boeing has that guy in speed dial
it should be money money 
In-flight snacks now include a side of corporate drama and turbulence!
It's incredible, some how every single whistle blower ended up on the exact same flight going to Malaysia and it just disappeared wow so interesting how Malaysia keeps having disappearing flights huh? Craaaaazzyyyy
Somebody, please, think of the hitmen!
No no no! It’s DEI!!! /s
It's kinda sad that this isn't seen as conspiratorial but a meme...
Repost
Oh no! Millennials when asked to do their jobs. Guy should be smiling ear to ear, 10 hits is some serious $$$ 
If anybody seriously still believes this, there weren't any hitmen. The whole story about the "if I die, it's not suicide" was by a Facebook friend who doesn't have any direct connections to the guy. Seriously, hate Boeing for their shitty airplanes, not a hitman.
Boeing's PR, is this you?
no it's the hitman
Do you have evidence of them not hiring a hitman?? Checkmate!!
Please don't kill me sir, I have little kids
how do you know that narrative is not created by boeing ?