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Big_Improvement5658

Thank you for sharing your day-to-day process as a recruiter. It seems like a pretty rough job, honestly, and I'm more sympathetic to your struggle now that I have a clear view of what you must endure.


HITMAN19832006

Lol. This was hilarious satire. Nobody seems to be getting it.


EWDnutz

I think the reason the satire is missed because this is how genuinely exhausted and frustrated a lot of people are with the current market. Posts like this just aren't funny anymore. People are fed up of being treated like second class citizens at this point.


HITMAN19832006

I agree. But I instantly saw the satire. Maybe it's because I'm more used to being out of work and getting fucked with by employers. #oldoutofworkvsnewoutofwork


Fickle-Rutabaga-1695

It was hilarious. And well done. Everyone too dumb to see CLEARLY that it was satire/a joke ironically makes me a little sad for actual HR/recruiters. lo and smh Because it shows the amount of people being mostly stupid people applying for stuff. šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


flyhighsometimes

ā€œĀ a role I posted one week agoā€¦ had around 3 candidates that made it to the final round.ā€Ā  Everything else is believable, but 1 week turnaround time for multiple rounds of interviews? Seems very ineffective and slow compared to your work pace Ā /sĀ 


Pyrostemplar

You should bring up the subject of work schedule with your boss. It is way too extensive, and also a bit intense. What about getting up for coffee at 10AM? That would be an healthy compromise.


jobventthrowaway

>blacklist come candidates from the company as I didnā€™t like their vibe This is the realist shit I will read this quarter.


DevLink89

Too many people here not realizing it's satire. I bet you got your inspiration from those 'homer simpson job descriptions' on tiktok?


Fickle-Rutabaga-1695

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newfor2023

Sounds about right


Audio9849

Lol I'm glad I read the whole thing. Was about to post saying how ridiculous this is only working six hours a day.


dankmeme006

im sending this to my recruiter gf


royalunicornpony

You forgot to include the applicants that applied 5 months ago haha.. need to keep leading them on while you think of a unicorn application


SometimesElise

well played


royalunicornpony

Omg this is hilarious!šŸ˜‚


rhinoballz88

2 Hour lunch?! 4 hour for Europe!


energy_is_a_lie

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/Kma2sPrIYCg?si=rPIATyADC8_K7fjI


malkie0609

Glad you are getting some work life ruining balance in


RebelGrin

Takes you two hours to make coffee ?


warpedspockclone

I think you'd be more efficient in the 11am timeslot if you didn't craft individual unused responses. A template is best.


[deleted]

Do you folks really think recruiters make hiring/firing decisions, decide how much people get paid, or set macroeconomic conditions?


spiritof_nous

...is there any job that attracts the most sociopathic, lazy, and unskilled grifters as recruiting, real estate, or used car sales?


Tall_Lab4

Why yes, onshore maritime managers for maritime terminalsā€”particularly with APM Maersk, you can add unprofessional, and misogynist to the listā€¦


No-Elk3522

Wow, thatā€™s quite a routine! Itā€™s interesting to see the behind-the-scenes perspective, but the part about ignoring applicants and gaslighting during layoffs seems a bit harsh. Maybe a touch of empathy could make the process smoother for everyone involved?


Sea_Dentist_4044

It's satire.


Proper-Snow-911

you must be a part-time job if you wake up at 9am and get off at 5pm with a 2 hour lunch?


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yourdonefor_wt

nobody cares


Latter-Recipe7650

Geez. Not sure how this is suppose to make people not like recruiters/HR. Comes off as someone who doesnā€™t like confrontation. Then again, that area is plagued with derailers. No wonder the people who donā€™t like them put them on the same pedestal as real estate agents.


DevLink89

Satire mate.