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IainKay

Christ, that letter has seen better days.


HC-paws

Day* 😂literally


IainKay

I must say I had never guessed missing mail might have been eaten by snails. TIL 😂


DrunkStoleATank

That's why they call it Snail Mail


AdamStonefold

Who the hell’s been posting snails? 🐌


rougekhmero

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Agent_Futs

Wait until a rat jumps out at you! Mail covered in rat piss and shit 🤮. Didn’t empty it, reported it


HC-paws

Apparently there's nothing we can do about snail infestation. Slug pellets are banned, so I took upon cleaning it manually today. We'll see what gives.


Millenium_Pigeon_x

Slug pellets are not banned, they just had to change the formula so they were not harmful to birds, cats etc. if they were banned then supermarkets etc would not be selling them.


HC-paws

What I meant is we're banned to use them, within the RMG


Eastern_Mastodon602

Are... People not getting the reference?


HC-paws

Maybe they're not as rotten as we are


Eastern_Mastodon602

Heheheheh yeh.


Orphan-red

Apparently they’re attracted to the licky bits/stamps on some envelopes. Not sure if it’s true or not