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Plopop87

Dude, the cumpscare at the end terrified me


leafman11

New sentence just dropped


actraiser2

Holy hell


slayqueenkasp

actual zombie


siccoblue

Google pissant


[deleted]

Google en passant


Juli2307

It's leaking everywhere


Mundane_Ad2655

thats what she said


AnimaLibera-

New response just dropped


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benavivhorn

New response just dropped


SaltfuricAcid

Holy hell


society_man

I cant believe im still fucking seeing en passant comments like 6 months later


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Plopop87

Bot just got lasered for no reason


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potatopelvis

Bad bot


OneAfricanAmericano

Man, fuck this bot.


[deleted]

lmao it sounds like the beginning of O KURWA


Darthnosam1

POLSKAAA GUROM


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Ah, the 'ol Reddit Cumpscare-a-roo


LemonySnicketMD

Hold my pop rocks, im going in!


ScrewSimonCowell

Congrats! Your thinking license has just been extended by -2.3 years! Let's try even harder next time.


Kazk2501

I wish I never heard that word


[deleted]

Some ‘Succession’ writers are stealing that line


VanFkingHalen

I swear, half the time the comments make me laugh 10x harder than the actual video.


ernkrellteam

very cump


[deleted]

That was a real cumpscare yeah


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[deleted]

Okay, I guess. Thanks?


Bhadwa_Attorney

*New kink unlocked*


[deleted]

Either that feels tingly and really good or like rocks and really bad, and I don't have anyone to experiment with... :(


[deleted]

I think that has a chance of hurting like a bitch


DEADNOUGHT269

It might hurt if it gets into the hole


EchoItalic

The answer is both. It’s both.


Salt-River5985

It’s definitely both - 😂


Broskiffle

Don't do it, Tried this once, we got specific poprocks meant for oral. It was not pleasant and actually hurt when they burst sometimes


deabot99

Oh my goodness, You are one brave lad.


Broskiffle

It was a blowie, you think I'm going to say no? Hahahaha gotta say the pain was not worth it at all, also everything in a foot radius became extremely sticky, 2/10 experience


deabot99

Yeah that's fair can't say no to that. I'm curious though do you have any worse experiences than that.


TechsSandwich

Hahahahahah why the fuck did I think looking at your profile was gonna be a good thing


Broskiffle

Hahahahahahaha I knew I shouldn't post this on reddit


DrWeezilsRevenge

Always the redhead.


Jonathan20126

There is a saying in Italy: "If the roof is rusty, the basement is wet"


[deleted]

Italy seems like the place to be.


HomieDaClown9

Words of damn wisdom


Automatic_Ad_5859

I bet Italians make a lot of jokes about Irish people.


Kazk2501

Holy shit thats fucking hilarious


ThinkFree

LOL I gotta steal this!


Darkpsy420

In Germany/Austria we say "Je rostiger das Dach, desto feuchter der Keller"


THC_Golem

This is close to how I met the mother of my children and she is a natural redhead with freckles.


ABoringAlt

Please don't fuck your students


THC_Golem

Bruh I was a homeless 24 year old and she was twenty and she snagged me to a bathroom. Edit: we have two beautiful kids and she has a boyfriend that seems cool.


walpurgisnachtmare

Getting along with your wife's boyfriend is an important skill for every Lord of the Rings fan to have.


Accomplished-Salt-10

I thought it was a sign of a high mitochlorian count?


walpurgisnachtmare

It can be two things.


CaptainRogersJul1918

Redheads are my Kryptonite.


differentkindofwar

haha the amount of times ive heard that or something similar. never gets old though.


CaptainRogersJul1918

They are! Every Redhead I’ve dated has been amazing!


DoomBringer9999

Mary Jane


asdspartadsa

Cum accelerates


Oberon_12

C U M A C C E L A R A T E S


tHe_bAgeL14

Infinite Cum Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.


ahyesverycheese

What the fuck did I just read


AppleEnslaver

You just read "Infinite Cum Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking."


tHe_bAgeL14

Idk but I have now realised how difficult it is to write with one hand


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ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

I wonder how it goes if someone actually tried this out


soyboye_

Doesnt feel good at all shit hurts like jerkin off with pebbles in your hand


ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

I’d ask how you know but I don’t think I want answers


soyboye_

Got curious if it actually works and my GF was like "aight bet"


ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

I honestly don’t know what to say to that. I’m in shock and awe


IllustratorAlive1174

Lol good woman. Sense of humor, marry her.


ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

Sense of humor is top notch


Mototsu

Can confirm. I am his girlfriend


UserOfReddit0001

Can confirm. I was the pop rocks


PartRadiant1935

Im his penis.


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uDudyBezDudy

I have you can barely feel the poping and feels like she has sand in her mouth, not worth it, ice is better


ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

I had my girl use ice on me before. A sold 10 out of 10 sensation


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leif777

Shits cold


CatLadyJas

lol I did it on my man and all it did was make candy stick to him


SteadyBear9

I tried it with my gf, really doesnt do anything to you and then you have these little pebbles scraping you. Dont recommend


sansasnarkk

Tried it with a my boyfriend using a brand that was made safe for oral sex and my boyfriend enjoyed it but it was messy. He likes using Listerine breath strips better.


OutLawTopper521

It's worse than a normal beej. By a lot.


[deleted]

There's a chance above zero that it would hurt like a motherfucker


Bigfoot-izz_real

What people don't realize is that this is an actual legitimate pop rocks commercial. They don't give a fuck over there at the pop rocks HQ.


Wonderful-Try-762

I need you to tell me you're lying


Bigfoot-izz_real

You should see the version that aired in japan...


Wonderful-Try-762

I don't want it


Bigfoot-izz_real

Are you quoting the ad because they say that alot in the Japanese version


[deleted]

Please stop


WaluigisBro

wait i think this was in the japanese version too


tHe_bAgeL14

link?


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ArgumentStrong2758

That isn't the link bro


WaluigisBro

haven’t actually seen it, ‘twas a joke on my part, maybe the other guy has a link tho lol


[deleted]

I’m not going thru my search history to find it. That was a wild 20 mins


Deku_distortion

やめて、気持ちいい !


Sawovsky

She's my queen.


Ace_kid32

I need it


mouflonsponge

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pop-rocks-commercial-real/ Not a real commercial, for obvious reasons.


Titanium_Crusher

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet


Bigfoot-izz_real

I have no idea why it feels so good to do it.


Xirious

No. Fucking. Ways. None.


mitchellthecomedian

The question I had came here for. Thanks, I’m leaving now..


rushikeshfr

what the fuck did I just watch


fuckitweredoingitliv

Idk but I'm harder than trigonometry right now


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Yes.. Pythagorean theorem. Oh god


[deleted]

Do not do this, pop rocks hurt.


_Lusty

How do you know?


Prunsel_Clone

they are pop rocks


TunaOnWytNoCrust

You know what would feel great on my penis? The burning sensation when you drink a really carbonated soda combined with the texture of volcanic rocks.


_Lusty

Mmmm, kinky


ARandomGuyThe3

New version of the ginger beer trick just dropped


Watudom8

🤨📸 ***caught yo ass in 4K UHD***


beaversareawesome

Pop cocks


DeathCeaser101

Pops cock


Necessary_Relation45

![gif](giphy|N7nEsJAkTEoPMz0fIh)


ndbdhicdhdvvrbeh69

Uti speedrun


JalhiMamed

One of the most reposted videos from old west, but i never rest watching.


Professional-Elk-Man

Terms and conditions: Pop rocks claims no responsibility in cases of underage intercourse, use responsibly


Substantial-End7219

This not real THIS IS NOT REAL


hebic91655

Wake up son, it is


Substantial-End7219

What has humanity come to!? ![gif](giphy|myPdoRAlad0J2)


Agreeable_Stand_4308

Such an old video


retardedgummybear12

What is it from?


[deleted]

Unaired pop rocks commercial


Gear_Dismal

Brings a whole new meaning to getting your rocks off


TwistedMisery13

Please make sure you buy the ones specially made for this! They do work.


86yourhopes_k

??? Theres points made for this??


TwistedMisery13

There are specific poprocks made for bjs, yes! You can usually get them at the adult shops. They taste exactly the same, but I think they're made to get less sticky, and if anything does go in the hole, there's no need to worry lol


Square_Tea_1113

WTF did I just watch? 👀


ftcihugug

Wtf


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


SpringKid896

I have many questions rn


Riley-satori

This fake commercial is so deep-fried now holy shit even the audio doesn't match the lips any more


SkeetnYou

Hot Rocky Load


Frequent-Emphasis877

AYE, THE POP ROCKS IS GETTING I TO MY SUIT!


Frequent-Emphasis877

For those who don't understand the reference, ROCK AND STONE! Now maybe you'll get it


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Natural_Chicken_1768

new sex update dropped


Popular_District9072

so was it an A or B+?


Straight_Interest471

I don’t think I’ve ever made a face of pure confusion before


gwh811

Pop goes the weasel.


Deep_North_South

Buying some pop rocks for my wife next time I go to the store!


the-mrp

I’ve tried this and it’s meh. It doesn’t really feel like anything.


WetSand99

No way....no way


RagnarockInProgress

“Blow up his dick, he will not survive the pain”


the-pp-poopooman-

I really want this to be real, but I know it’s not.


TTR8350

Gonna try this next time I'm sucking someone off.


CaptainRogersJul1918

It works. Mark my words. it works.


An_Unwanted_Child

I wonder if anyone has ever actually tried this


retardedgummybear12

Bruh what is this from 💀💀💀💀


Muziuzi48

Shock


Relative-Context-620

Damn


HelloGordan8734

I no longer want to have liked pop rocks


penguinz_0169

Bruh


Opposite-Primary1015

Oh Lord what have we done


Muziuzi48

![gif](giphy|INM0EjukO8OWnHmASw)


Gaming_with_Hui

#What the actual fuck did I just watch?..... ?!?


[deleted]

Ayo is this real because wtf


1235gc

Gae


highflyershan

😝


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Geniusly-Idiotic69

Does anybody have Clorox eye drops pls thanks


Low-Major-5486

Childhood officially ruined


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GabrielCs14

Dafuck


Iliketurtles893

Do people actually do this?


BlackAntu

Bro wtf .-.


supersammos

I wanna try that now


kekelodeon

Was not ready for that cumshot


Quinnbot2000

Guy cunming: *roblox death sound*


TronicsComicsReview

I remember seeing this before. I don’t remember if I saw it on tv


TanishPlayz

seen this too many times lmao


Imaginary-One-6599

And this was on tv? For anyone to see? Including children?!?


Jekakki

Nice an old classic


_indiehead_

Is that Sydsnap(Gigguk’s wife) ?


OneLightBoi

why does he look like Bryan Kohberger 💀


theautistofwallst

Can’t believe they aired this


HappyMealXD3

Wait, how old is she again?


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Bro just got Cumscared