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I pick the tiger shark if it can walk, he loves me therefore trusts me, I train him to maul the shit out of civilians and release him into major cities. The tsar bomb will level the city but everyone dies instantly (no fun) the tiger shark will induce fear into everyone, want to go outside? Bring a gun and gl
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with the tsar? Shove it up my ass? I've got no plane for that, rendering it useless.
But with the cat shark, I atleast get a good meal out of it.
Because of changed i can no longer use normal toilets i must use only latrine, i am scared that there will be some latex stuff or god knows what and it will bite my ass
I am bound by blood and name to that game, I shall end my presence once the game disappears, my whole reality is based around the knowledge of it, I will never be free...
I don't have such a destructive desire, but having the TSAR as a backup disposal sounds like a good idea... You know, just in case the neighbouring city suddenly got some funny ideas...
Just from the size of the bomb itself, it would probably wipe everything one the city it fell on and cause immense destruction on the neighboring cities
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Wtf why tiger shark?
The tiger shark is often found in tropical and warm temperate waters. It inhabits both oceanic waters (up to 140 m) as well as shallow coastal waters. They seem to prefer turbid coastal areas where fresh water runoff occurs as different prey species may congregate to feed in these areas.
Stupid question.
Tsar bomba all the way!
This is a tough choice. On one hand, I want to nuke a massive human city to reduce the population but on the other, I want a little pet that loves me cause my last one was 10 years ago.
"one city" mf you kidding me, the first 2 weaponised nukes were "destroy one city" level, this is "destroy 2/3rds of the US and shake the entire planet level"
Tsar bomba contained about 64 kilos of uranium. U-235 goes for about $15,000,000 a kilo. 64 kilos of that would fetch me about 960 million dollars, not including all the sensitive and valuable electronics in the bomb as well.
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The must largest nuke?
It must be.. No guarantees in life boy
*Little boy* 
War never changes
War.....has changed. MGS4 reference
"Or has it?"
Yes...no...war has certainly changed. Love that demo.
*Collective Consciousness starts*
*Stains of Time starts*
*It Has To Be This Way starts*
War... war never changes. nukes do, trough the scientists they meet. And this one died of radiation poisoninf
I pick the tiger shark if it can walk, he loves me therefore trusts me, I train him to maul the shit out of civilians and release him into major cities. The tsar bomb will level the city but everyone dies instantly (no fun) the tiger shark will induce fear into everyone, want to go outside? Bring a gun and gl
look up where that tiger shark is from 💀
Even more chaos, unleash a great plague that will cause more harm than one measly thermonuclear bomb can ever muster
the riots
The porn..
The- wait what the fuck
THE FUCK
\>:)
"if they goo they not horny" -sun tzu, The art of war
Uhh.. Shouldn't it be the opposite
look idk about that, just if people are goo they cant draw porn due to lacking brain functions.
Name checks out
Plague Inc mod anyone?
Looks like we are spreading the latex
Link? I cant find anything about it
“changed” if you want to ruin your perception of reality
love that game
T minus 1 and a half years till you become a furry
Nah, 2 months at best
Remindme! 2 months
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Oh trust me. # ***it doesn't take that long***
Love puro
bruh i cant see that well i thought it was atsushi from bsd💀💀
The suggestive furry game?
*loud correct buzzer sound*
Every time I see a changed reference I die a little more inside
Thank god im dead already
Dead people don't talk, stupid smh
Great plan
I wanna join
Count me in
aaand that's 5 tiger sharks spreading mischief.
I picked him cuz he looks cute, but that too now
That’s actually a nice argument but remember the Tzar Bomba destroys your annoying cousin instantly, the tigershark has to be trained for years
I want the nuke I'm going to bomb Poland
 Nah bro tsar bomb so I can bomb the furries
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with the tsar? Shove it up my ass? I've got no plane for that, rendering it useless. But with the cat shark, I atleast get a good meal out of it.
Just hit it with a hammer a few times
thats how you upgrade it
nah that’s how you give it back it’s final stage, returning it to its funni splendour that the reds were too much of cowards to test
I think you mean wrench of various shapes but also a good suggestion
it’s a latex tiger shark btw so i don’t think it’s a good idea to eat it. then again i can’t stop you if you do decide to eat it
Why is Changed following me STOP IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Amogus
You cannot escape Puro's love
Because of changed i can no longer use normal toilets i must use only latrine, i am scared that there will be some latex stuff or god knows what and it will bite my ass
UwU
vade retro
I am bound by blood and name to that game, I shall end my presence once the game disappears, my whole reality is based around the knowledge of it, I will never be free...
This is why changed should never become real even tho is posible
Don't yinx it
he? do i look like some sussy wussy femboy lover
That's a trick question, right?
did someone called me?
Assemble!
Oh lawd
Here we go-
Me! >:3
:O
you only here for the sharkussy arent you?
yeah
You look like a boy kisser, you like kissing boys? :3
oooooo you like boys ur a boykisser
If we nuke Japan again it might just get worse... again.
 This time we delete it from the face of the earth
Paris.
Correction: Par*was*. At least after the Tsar Bomba does its thing.
Who's. In. Paris?
The Tsar bomb
Kevin
Five, black,guys, and they bust on my eyes, they eat my ass like an apple pie
Five, black, guys, riding on hogs, bustin down doors...
That furry femboy is tempting to me but the desire to destroy the enemy’s strategic fortification and secure the valley is stronger
You can use the femboy tiger shark to turn everyone into a tiger shark
I don't know if it works like that
The character is from a game called changed and all the furries in it can you turn you into a furry by a touch
Oh I see
A fate worse than death
No it actually sounds great actually
flair checks out.
I don't have such a destructive desire, but having the TSAR as a backup disposal sounds like a good idea... You know, just in case the neighbouring city suddenly got some funny ideas...
But I want the Tsar to cuddle me and love me forever
the bombastic love
They're the same picture.
*"I mean, hes got a point"*
One can destroy a city. The other can destroy a city
Actually due to the Russian radiological signature, if used in a mask country it could trigger MAD and take out much more than one city
Just from the size of the bomb itself, it would probably wipe everything one the city it fell on and cause immense destruction on the neighboring cities
I don't think Tiger Sharks look like that.
You arw goddamn right
Tiger shark as he can destroy more than one city
And yet he can't even capture a human in a small pool
He tried ok!? >:(
# BOTH.
This guy options
TSAR BOMBA
Mos def the nuke. Straight to DC.
joe biden
he will biden blast it out of the sky
boe jiden
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Madegascar 3??? Whatever, a bop’s a bop
y’all got no idea where that shark is from 💀💀💀💀💀
Can you explain? I couldnt find whats up
look up changed on Google
Its just a game? I dont understand whats wrong
Worse, it's a fetish game
Oh no 😭
It's a fetish game but it has a wholesome story lmao
I second this. I have also constructed a shrine entirely dedicated to Puro
i played the game
And I finished it
B, Imma gonna Nuke the Kremlin.
I'm gonna sit on the tsar bomba and ride it until my ass becomes a capacitor for Pee
How exactly big of a city?
New York City
That's small actually, it can level multiple DCs even
Country size
Tsar Bomba can delete Paris end to end. It's on Wiki.
OP is a reposter Use B on A
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Paris? More like Pa-Boom
I get more value if i choose A. Because if i choose B, one wrong move and i turn into ash.
B. Nuke venezuela
Nahh give me the cat I want a bomb that can destroy the hole world
Does the tiger shark live on land or in the water? Either way I'm not taking care of it, that is a wild animal.
Tsar Bomb 🗿
If it’s the most largest nuke It should be able to do more than destroy 1 city
Sayonara, Birmingham
Wtf why tiger shark? The tiger shark is often found in tropical and warm temperate waters. It inhabits both oceanic waters (up to 140 m) as well as shallow coastal waters. They seem to prefer turbid coastal areas where fresh water runoff occurs as different prey species may congregate to feed in these areas. Stupid question. Tsar bomba all the way!
Tsar. Why would I want a furry when I can just nuke em all
It’s a femboy
Furry femboy
Furremboy
TSAR of course
As a Dane the only logical choice is to choose the nuke. I will of course be nuking Stokholm
Tsar, Those dirty Nebraskans always look at me funny…
Is Biden still in Hiroshima? Askn for a friend.
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys. *side affects my include radiation poisoning*
Me looking at estonia rn
Can I put a remote detonator on "Tsar"? Or at least timer?
This is a tough choice. On one hand, I want to nuke a massive human city to reduce the population but on the other, I want a little pet that loves me cause my last one was 10 years ago.
Ill use TSAR to nuke Paris cuz Fr🤮nch
B
That’s an easy one good bye North Korea
It’s bad that I know where that fucker is from isn’t it…
Tsar Bomba can definetly destroy more than one city
Look the fuck out, Paris
A.
Those cuddles are gonna be wild considering what game he's from.
A or B either way I’m blowing something on someone.
Stop the war and nuclear weapon threat. Gimme the tiger shark
B easily.
Yo whats the music It's familiar
Tiger Shark (I am plagued with loneliness)
I want the tiger shark cause I want a hug and someone I can cry to cause all I cry to hurt me and I just want a hug
The greatest Russian invention! Well maybe Vodka is close but thats it
Tsar and throw it on engl🤮nd
i pick "one" cuz it told me to
Must for sure
All I can say is, BOOM
tsar new york easy
B
Tsar bomba can destroy way more than a city...
Can the tiger shark protect me after i give it enough testosterone?
Everywhere I go, I see Changed #WHY.
A I PICK A
Both can get you sent to prison.
"one city" mf you kidding me, the first 2 weaponised nukes were "destroy one city" level, this is "destroy 2/3rds of the US and shake the entire planet level"
What's with "Changed" being involved in this subreddit!?
One city?!!
Tsar bomba contained about 64 kilos of uranium. U-235 goes for about $15,000,000 a kilo. 64 kilos of that would fetch me about 960 million dollars, not including all the sensitive and valuable electronics in the bomb as well.
A small price to pay for no more Manchester…
TSAR Bomb, so I can delete Cincinnati.
Music?
Game on by hans zimmer
A
B
Tsar bomb so I can nuke Kiev and start a nuclear war!!!!!!!!!
Esay B... who chooses A?