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Imagine the feeling of learning you’ve been unknowingly guzzling some old dudes cum. Every single time your water tasted weird flashes before your eyes… that is some nasty nasty work by that dude.
This reminds me of the post where that chick said she and every other woman can smell if a dudes jerked it in the last week.
I'm beginning to doubt the validity of her claims.
what's her reference smell. Does anyone know enough guys that haven't wanked or had sex in the last week to really get an accurate gauge of what not having busted smells like.
Sounds like some shit a fundie would say to try and trick people into not masturbating
> This reminds me of the post where that chick said she and every other woman can smell if a dudes jerked it in the last week.
How would they know about jerking vs sex?
In my experience Reddit is significantly better. A video like this posted on Reddit would have been immediately called out, kind of like right now, but the TikTok comments will just be a bunch of emojis and shit
“He told investigators that the lewd acts were revenge against the two women who were bullying his wife who also worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee in the Hortaleza neighbourhood.”
Yes, I’m sure it was all just a bizarre revenge plot…
Well, yes, that’s how washing containers works. It removes the crap that is in the container. They could leave shit in the container and washing would remove it.
Thanks for the lesson but buddy, the guy was jizzing in their containers. You could wash them 1000 times and it doesn’t make it any less whack and criminal. Don’t matter how clean you’ve gotten it, that’s fucking disgusting.
What it does is give them a chance to see what's in the container. Semen does not look like water, and I bet they would have spotted it. Which, yes, would have caused an investigation sooner, or at least brought up questions sooner. He was absolutely wrong, not splitting hairs about that. It's disgusting and I want to vomit on behalf of those ladies, but I bet they'll be washing their bottles more often and looking inside.
Oddity?? This is a little more than an oddity lmao this is CRIMINAL behaviour. And it’s horribly disgusting. Cleaning a bottle that’s been jizzed in by a stranger might decrease the yuck factor for you, but I’d be willing to bet most people, myself included, would never use that bottle again.
When you clean it, you typically pour out the contents, right? I can see ways that could have been helpful for the women in avoiding drinking this nasty old man's sausage juice.
Ok look at it this way. You clean your bottle before you go to the gym, you get to the gym and the old dude decides to jizz in it . How exactly does cleaning the bottle before you even get there help ?
Why are you dying on this absolutely moronic hill? It is so not the point of this story and all you're doing is placing some amount of blame on the victims.
I think you might just like drinking jizz so you might as well admit it . Usually the inside of water bottles don’t get that dirty , you know unless someone is jizzing in them . But the reality is no matter how you look at it the guy is a piece of shit for doing that and you keep trying to find ways to justify it so you’re probably just as sick and delusional as he is .
A SECURITY guard at the Spanish Olympic Committee in Madrid allegedly carried out a revenge campaign against two female colleagues by masturbating into their water bottles.
The victims, two Spanish women aged 22 and 29, grew suspicious in November when they started noticing their metal bottles were frequently moved and sometimes tasted or smelled strange.
However the true horror of the situation only became apparent when other employees were investigating unrelated thefts in the building.
While scrolling through hours of CCTV video to catch the thief, staff found footage of a night shift guard that they could barely believe.
A security guard working at the Spanish Olympic Committee was arrested and charged for masturbating into female co-workers’ water bottles
The images clearly showed the 67-year-old man masturbating next to the security room and ejaculating directly into his co-worker’s metal bottles.
By interrogating further CCTV, they found that it was not just an isolated incident but a repeated campaign targeting the two women that occurred at least six times.
The suspect was a Romanian national who had worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee for over 16 years and was on the cusp of retirement.
He told investigators that the lewd acts were revenge against the two women who were bullying his wife who also worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee in the Hortaleza neighbourhood.
However, a source within the Spanish Olympic Committee dismissed this justification.
*Straight to jail*
> immaculated
while he may have felt free of sin at the time, there is nothing immaculate about what he did. The word you are looking for is emasculated.
As bizarre as it is, that is such a huge sexual violation on a person. If he meant that they would drink it, it should carry a very heavy sexual assault charge
Lmfao he said he did it to get revenge on the girls because they were bullying his wife? And the they dismissed that right away saying how not true it is. Seems like this old bastard is just a sick, nasty dude.
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Imagine the feeling of learning you’ve been unknowingly guzzling some old dudes cum. Every single time your water tasted weird flashes before your eyes… that is some nasty nasty work by that dude.
This reminds me of the post where that chick said she and every other woman can smell if a dudes jerked it in the last week. I'm beginning to doubt the validity of her claims.
So probably 9 out of 10 guys will smell
That 1 only didn't have time to do it and forgot because he got hungry. He will circle back.
Can confirm. Being a wage slave means sometimes you're just too tired and busy to enjoy flogging the dolphin.
You can go a week without? Impressive
Lmao 🤣
10… 10 out of 10 guys will smell haha
what's her reference smell. Does anyone know enough guys that haven't wanked or had sex in the last week to really get an accurate gauge of what not having busted smells like. Sounds like some shit a fundie would say to try and trick people into not masturbating
Lol I'm fucked.
Sounds like not enough to me
Look, I got told to go fuck myself and I'm just following directions!
> This reminds me of the post where that chick said she and every other woman can smell if a dudes jerked it in the last week. How would they know about jerking vs sex?
I have no idea. It was a post from tik Tok or some shit someone posted on Reddit where this chick claims these things.
Never listen to anything on TikTok.
Yes. Just Reddit. The *tips fedora* sophisticated social media, where everything is honorable and truthful.
Yea Reddits not much better, but TikTok is certainly worse
Everything on the internet is true (I read that on the internet)
In my experience Reddit is significantly better. A video like this posted on Reddit would have been immediately called out, kind of like right now, but the TikTok comments will just be a bunch of emojis and shit
Because then I smell like my wife vagina.
If you have to ask..
Don’t believe everything you read on here dude. If there’s any doubt, that doubt is probably valid! I believe that there is no way that’s true.
I was being sarcastic. I trust absolutely *nothing* I see here on Reddit without verifying the sauce.
I dont believe that statement I'm having a bit of doubt
In the last week? Does anyone actually go over a whole week?
I've gotten close a few times being exhausted from work but no, I don't think so. Pretty sure your balls would explode after a week or two.
Yeah you definitely die. Better keep jorking it
Some people do No Nut November.
I mean I thought it was a joke
I actually did it once, I don't think I'm the only person.
Yeah, he smells like a guy.
I counteract this by jerking so much that I only smell to these magical woman on my non-jerk days, which is just Boxing day and sometimes Easter.
Boxing Day still kind of sounds like a masturbation day
Surely not if you bathe regularly.
In the last week? Jesus fucking Christ no wonder women love perfume
“He told investigators that the lewd acts were revenge against the two women who were bullying his wife who also worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee in the Hortaleza neighbourhood.” Yes, I’m sure it was all just a bizarre revenge plot…
It’s a series of mental gymnastics and leaps of judgment he’s done to validate his actions to… himself
At least it's not Dasani
Everyone knows Deja Blue is the best water.
Reminder to clean your water bottles often.
I don't have to imagine it. Some dude at our local Domino's Pizza at college was doing that. And we ate a lot of pizza.
Dude noooo… jizzing on the pizza?!
For real. Dude worked there for two years before he was caught.
That’s fucked up! Sorry you had to deal with that whackness
Half moon bay ritz Carlton water bottle jizz case, wild shit.
But, why are they not washing their containers?
I wash mine out at the end of my work day. If someone messed with it after that I probably wouldn't notice to be honest.
I was right before I use in the morning. It’s clean when I use it.
Ahh yes just simply wash your containers and it won’t matter if some old dude has been ejaculating in them
Well, yes, that’s how washing containers works. It removes the crap that is in the container. They could leave shit in the container and washing would remove it.
Thanks for the lesson but buddy, the guy was jizzing in their containers. You could wash them 1000 times and it doesn’t make it any less whack and criminal. Don’t matter how clean you’ve gotten it, that’s fucking disgusting.
What it does is give them a chance to see what's in the container. Semen does not look like water, and I bet they would have spotted it. Which, yes, would have caused an investigation sooner, or at least brought up questions sooner. He was absolutely wrong, not splitting hairs about that. It's disgusting and I want to vomit on behalf of those ladies, but I bet they'll be washing their bottles more often and looking inside.
Cleaning the container doesn’t change the oddity of the persons behavior. Cleaning decreases the yuck factor.
Oddity?? This is a little more than an oddity lmao this is CRIMINAL behaviour. And it’s horribly disgusting. Cleaning a bottle that’s been jizzed in by a stranger might decrease the yuck factor for you, but I’d be willing to bet most people, myself included, would never use that bottle again.
>Cleaning decreases the yuck factor. Why does that matter in this case?
When you clean it, you typically pour out the contents, right? I can see ways that could have been helpful for the women in avoiding drinking this nasty old man's sausage juice.
Helpful? Yes. Relevant? No.
Why isn't that relevant? Seems like a very relevant statement. Would have avoided so much cum. But you do you buddy.
Ok look at it this way. You clean your bottle before you go to the gym, you get to the gym and the old dude decides to jizz in it . How exactly does cleaning the bottle before you even get there help ?
Dude is messing with the container at night, not during daytime. If they washed the containers in the morning, there’s no yuck.
Why are you dying on this absolutely moronic hill? It is so not the point of this story and all you're doing is placing some amount of blame on the victims.
All I’m saying is wash the container you drink from. It’s not that hard. Not washing is gross.
I think you might just like drinking jizz so you might as well admit it . Usually the inside of water bottles don’t get that dirty , you know unless someone is jizzing in them . But the reality is no matter how you look at it the guy is a piece of shit for doing that and you keep trying to find ways to justify it so you’re probably just as sick and delusional as he is .
Please don’t project your fantasy scenario. That’s your dream, not mine. Clean your water bottles and containers!
In Brazil a couple used to sell appetizers at their bar made with human meat...
Where did they get it from?
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/cannibal-couple-makes-human-flesh-pies-after-killing-women-227341-2014-11-15 and from many Brazilian newspapers.
A SECURITY guard at the Spanish Olympic Committee in Madrid allegedly carried out a revenge campaign against two female colleagues by masturbating into their water bottles. The victims, two Spanish women aged 22 and 29, grew suspicious in November when they started noticing their metal bottles were frequently moved and sometimes tasted or smelled strange. However the true horror of the situation only became apparent when other employees were investigating unrelated thefts in the building. While scrolling through hours of CCTV video to catch the thief, staff found footage of a night shift guard that they could barely believe. A security guard working at the Spanish Olympic Committee was arrested and charged for masturbating into female co-workers’ water bottles The images clearly showed the 67-year-old man masturbating next to the security room and ejaculating directly into his co-worker’s metal bottles. By interrogating further CCTV, they found that it was not just an isolated incident but a repeated campaign targeting the two women that occurred at least six times. The suspect was a Romanian national who had worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee for over 16 years and was on the cusp of retirement. He told investigators that the lewd acts were revenge against the two women who were bullying his wife who also worked at the Spanish Olympic Committee in the Hortaleza neighbourhood. However, a source within the Spanish Olympic Committee dismissed this justification. *Straight to jail*
> He told investigators that the lewd acts were revenge against the two women who were bullying his wife I bet his wife didn't even know
I bet he hit on them, they rejected him, he felt emasculated, and decided they MUST receive his seed now. Edit: damn you poor spelling choices!
> immaculated while he may have felt free of sin at the time, there is nothing immaculate about what he did. The word you are looking for is emasculated.
Babe I got those two bitches back you’ll never guess what I did
I'm genuinely surprised they couldn't smell it in the bottle unless he's only putting in like a drop or something.
It will be massively diluted when you fill up the bottle.
The taste, yes, but the smell is very strong and distinct. I guess I'll have to expirement...
It... Really shouldn't smell strong
“Tasted strange”? Who doesn’t notice they’re chewing on a load instead of drinking water?
That’s a sentence I wish I never read…..eeewwww
Uhhh… chewing?
Ever have sex in the shower?
Luckily not crunchy sperms
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Nah he discharged His weapon.
>The guard was arrested in January and charged with moral corruption and sexual assault Reducing your reactivity can help increase your comprehension.
On the next episode… masturbating in prison
Inmates will also complain
they’ll do way worse than just complain
He should never take a drink from anything given to him in there ......
Omg WTH is wrong with people.
JFC
He was just sending a message in a bottle.
I DIDN’T CUM IN YOUR WATER BOTTLE! I WOULDN’T *DO* THAT TO YOU!
certain crimes like this should be eye for an eye… For example he should have to drink half a gallon of cum in one sitting.
Freshly sourced from a local donkey, like in fear factor
Holy crap, you weren’t joking. That actually happened!😖
Death penalty or he has to drink a cup full of cum
Premium Bukkake is now an instructional video site.
That would be poetic justice. Might happen in prison...drinking and taking it up the bum might be happening
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There are easier ways to self cum guzzle.
After a *hard* day’s work the man just wanted to crack open an ice cold cum water and relax.
How would they not feel the stringy jizz? Has anyone came in the shower and seen how stringy it gets in water?
Iirc this is a hot water thing, though I haven’t done any cold-shower cum science to confirm this so who knows
What the fuck
if a drink leaves my vision it's dead to me.
Dude should go under the jail
Bruh wtf
I never sit my drink down and let it out on my sight.
“When they left he came in,” said the employee…. Yes, yes he did.
Wish I didnt read the title
dirty bastard... dirty, filthy, creepy bastard. What a fucking lowlife he needs to be in a 5X9 for this. Disgusting!
Cum on.... that's disgusting and why isn't he in jail?
Roses are red, bees make honey:
My water bottle tastes funny?
I forgot about boottoobig
Having this article hosted on 'theolivepress' makes it so much worse
What’s the charge he was arrested on? Wondering how this would be classified from a legal standpoint.
Sexual assault I would hazard to guess, or whatever poisoning someones food would be
"...charged with moral corruption and sexual assault..." from the article.
I mean if spitting on someone can be assault with a biological agent, this I would imagine to be worse.
r/NotTheOnion
As bizarre as it is, that is such a huge sexual violation on a person. If he meant that they would drink it, it should carry a very heavy sexual assault charge
They probably just thought they were drinking Dasani.
What in the holy hell!?
Make him drink a water bottle full of period blood
Dear god
Drown him in fresh bukkake as a punishment
What a terrible day to understand the English language.
Sometimes I hate having the ability to read
"My water bottle is not where I left it, and tastes like cum. Oh well! *gulp gulp gulp*"
and men don't understand why women are choosing the bear.
Pretty sure this happened in America too, but a different dude.
Reminds me of this story https://www.ocregister.com/2011/04/22/man-gets-jail-for-semen-in-co-workers-water-bottle/amp/
Where my roach reporters at!?
Cheese and rice
Wicked wicked wicked
Reminds me of Onani Master Kurozawa
Crosspost to r/RodStewart?
More like Masterbater Guard
This tastes familiar. I can’t put my finger on it…
Free protein
That guy should be executed.
Lmfao he said he did it to get revenge on the girls because they were bullying his wife? And the they dismissed that right away saying how not true it is. Seems like this old bastard is just a sick, nasty dude.
They just probably thought they were drinking Dasani.
Burry him under the jail.
If ya kno ya kno
The subject of this olivepress article was pressing their olives into water bottles.
This is why we need the death penalty
Well, if they were in fact bullies then I suddenly have run out of fucks to give.
But they weren’t. I just said that to try and justify his actions.
You are trying to justify his actions?
Of course you, nor I, know if that is true or not.
We just going to ignore the bullying? He wrong and they are wrong - all three are shit bags
We're just going to take this sick fuck at his word? Do better 🤡
Only 9?
Flush it if you don't want the smell to linger lol
He could always get a job at Dunkin Donuts. 🤷♂️
Geez, first the kiss, now this?!! Come on, Spain
Cloudy Sangria is a red flag.
not only is that a dumb comment to make, the guy is a romanian national.