Bapa interrupts Bryan to say I’m tryna think. Try doing that to yourself if your cohost is talking ? Then he affirms why Bryan should be proud of him and doesn’t say shit about Bryan. Water!!!!!
I'm proud of Brian for his rape denial instagram video, his dedication to his book club podcast, his ability to juggle multiple families and create new ones while in the midst of rape allegations, i admire his ability to not take "no" for an answer, his aggressiveness in pushing women against doors, his relationship with chris d'elia (relationship was comedy store), his business acumen in choosing flip flop companies to collab with, and the way he pronounces Afghanistan. Mostly I'm proud of brian for committing sexual assault and tanking his career and embracing his position as a pathetic, sniveling sidekick to a moron.
quitting comedy has moved from wanting to spend time with the kids, to his wife caught him fucking around and threatened to bankrupt his ass if he didn't sort his shit out :D
But awso, it coincided with people like Diddler and Callen losing everything over a few allegations (for the record, which I don't doubt are true). Messican is a 'retired tv hostess'. She has thrown in her lot with bapa. He needs to keep earning whether married or divorced. She wasn't heartbroken as such in my opinion. She was scared that it would just take two or three baddies to come with a story of bapa being on addies and being a bit of a dick about some baddie not wanting to sugg some digg, and bapa going down the drain financially.
this dude literally blamed IVRYTHING and IVRYONE except himself in ALL of the questions posed. "Blame the team" "Blame the bad people around me" "Blame the business managers" "Blame social media" "Blame the haaydurs" "Blame Bryan's problems" "Blame the woke" blah blah blah what an absolute dickhead
Notice how he says his biggest flaw is also his biggest attribute?
It’s like at job interviews where you answer the ‘What’s your biggest flaw’ question? Oh I just care too much, B.
Man Schnoz needs to shut the fuck up. She is constantly reacting to things the redact and the rapist say and it often doesn’t make sense. Why react to Bryan saying “I’m proud of him all the time?”
Brandon's Pity Party Power Hour. Can't sell enough tickets to justify his badass wannabe lifestyle so now he's gotta play Father of the Year and pretend he gave up a Kevin Hart level comedy career and a Dwayne Johnson level entrepreneurship career to just stay home and work on his truck and coach chombie T-ball.
It’s for has-beens and never-was’s to cosplay like he does that the reason they’re stuck in a shitty monotonous life instead of living out their dreams of glory is because they’re really heroes for being in a loveless marriage and pretending to care about their kids.
It all sounds really noble but everyone knows hes not goin on the road because no ones buying tickets. He stopped drinking because Tiger Thiccc was a commercial failure. He stopped addies and baddies because he was exposed by BGL.
The rumors are true. Or maybe they aren’t, b. Who knows
This circlejerk of bapa is disgusting. The dudes loves being praised. Glad this sub keeps him in check, even tho he doesn’t susscribe to it.
At least he cheated with the willing instead of raping a shitload of people like Bryan Callen did and still does. That old fart was dropped by CAA and Ai because of all the rapes. Pathetic.
If bapa wasnt such an incredible douche id think the dude is making some good decisions and is trynna turn his life around. The truth ? Nah he be on the road in a hot second, trug walking groupies if anyone would pay money to see him.
Wrinks always ready to suck cte tubesteak at a moments notice.
I hate this “Cawlmedy pawldast”
Lmfao even this clip he’s taking D’Elia’s shtick???
Chris has been bringing his wife and kid on tour with him even going as far as having a fuggen flip phone cuz he wasn’t acting “like a married man”
So quitting comedy has moved from wanting to spend time with the kids, to his wife caught him fucking around and threatened to bankrupt his ass if he didn't sort his shit out :D
I just said, alone and out loud, “Oohhh shut the fugg up!” listening to old Bri gas up Bapa. He’s got to the WORLD’S WORST enabler. It almost makes me feel sympathetic for Simple Bren.
He was being himself, had lots of opportunities because of the UFC, toe, and the pawlcass, now they’re all dried up and suddenly now he realized he was maging bad decisions for a married father on the road. He’d still be doing it all had he not fallen off so bad
This show has turned into them just sucking each other's dicks and talking about how great they are at being a family man even though we all have seen their 'darkest' days and not see them for the shitbags they actually are instead of who they pretend to be
as an alcoholic who is on and off the wagon i do respect Brendan quitting drinking when he did. Its gotta be hard to not get fucked up when the wholleeeee world discusses the pawldcast b
He's medically assisted by the 'zempic. It helps reduce all cravings, not just for food.
He claims to not be on it but all signs point to it being otherwise.
Talking about a big heart.. the only reason Bapa ever does anything for anyone is either to look good or so they have to feel indebted to him so he can leverage that later
Beandip has taken so much from his kids already, and just turns around and uses them as cover to portray himself as a good guy. He just takes and takes and takes. Fucking sickening
Dude we are really watching the last season of bapa . He’s blood pressure it’s to the roof. If he stopped the ozempic and nicotine at the same time . He will gain all the weight back in a month or two.. 🍿🍿🍿
Bapa would still be out there slangin' digg juiced digg to baddies on addies if he could. He just stopped getting booked and it became too obvious what he was doing.
Bapa interrupts Bryan to say I’m tryna think. Try doing that to yourself if your cohost is talking ? Then he affirms why Bryan should be proud of him and doesn’t say shit about Bryan. Water!!!!!
I'm proud of Brian for his rape denial instagram video, his dedication to his book club podcast, his ability to juggle multiple families and create new ones while in the midst of rape allegations, i admire his ability to not take "no" for an answer, his aggressiveness in pushing women against doors, his relationship with chris d'elia (relationship was comedy store), his business acumen in choosing flip flop companies to collab with, and the way he pronounces Afghanistan. Mostly I'm proud of brian for committing sexual assault and tanking his career and embracing his position as a pathetic, sniveling sidekick to a moron.
Damn bapa, you went for the kill.
be cool, man
Bbbbbrutality
Tbf I see the clip now where he praises Bryan.
He still won't admit he quit comedy...he just says, "I don't do the road".
He's given 3 difference excuses in this one episode (cheating, spread thin, angry at the clubs) but can't say that he wasn't selling tickets.
He also said he was black balled from some clubs for having Callen’s back
There's no fucking way
I’m sure it has Zairo to do with cancelling shows to Zairo tigget sales
Come on man! That’s the coach you’re talking about
The Comedy Store was all set was slow(-witted) white comics.
As if cheating wasn’t one of the main reasons he wanted to be comedian.
quitting comedy has moved from wanting to spend time with the kids, to his wife caught him fucking around and threatened to bankrupt his ass if he didn't sort his shit out :D
But awso, it coincided with people like Diddler and Callen losing everything over a few allegations (for the record, which I don't doubt are true). Messican is a 'retired tv hostess'. She has thrown in her lot with bapa. He needs to keep earning whether married or divorced. She wasn't heartbroken as such in my opinion. She was scared that it would just take two or three baddies to come with a story of bapa being on addies and being a bit of a dick about some baddie not wanting to sugg some digg, and bapa going down the drain financially.
He still does comedy, just not on the road or local shows in LA
He does a hot 5 at baseball practices. "So this cougar was at my door and I said. Gadoosh!!!" That's my time Calabasas Little League
Or innywair elselsssssse buppaaaaaaa
I wonder if messican caught him cheating on the road and she gave him an aldamadum.
this dude literally blamed IVRYTHING and IVRYONE except himself in ALL of the questions posed. "Blame the team" "Blame the bad people around me" "Blame the business managers" "Blame social media" "Blame the haaydurs" "Blame Bryan's problems" "Blame the woke" blah blah blah what an absolute dickhead
Notice how he says his biggest flaw is also his biggest attribute? It’s like at job interviews where you answer the ‘What’s your biggest flaw’ question? Oh I just care too much, B.
Flawl*
He's the white boy that spineless too much.
Hejus wurgztoo mudch. Zno tymer cawlmedy, B.
BGL confirmed that Bapa has long-term sidechiggs in LA. But sure, it was “the road” making you do it, Bapa.
Even now, he lists all that other random shit he does and then realizes he should probably include "husband" at the end.
Bapa at the crawssroads begging the devil for addies and baddies
Including snoz, bgl said no doubt they are fuggin. Not like we need his confirmation.
Man Schnoz needs to shut the fuck up. She is constantly reacting to things the redact and the rapist say and it often doesn’t make sense. Why react to Bryan saying “I’m proud of him all the time?”
Basic Glendale girl mannerisms
Your avatar cracks me up B
One of my fav things to happen in TFATK history bappa
Plz explain the scene
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/7RpjaOEmEO
Agreed, but I just want her to shut the fugg up in general
“MARG, DIGG JUICE!” “Marg, have you heard from any baddies?” Only messican is stupid enough to believe he’s faithful
Messican is fuggin the florist no? I dont think either of these idjits cares too much who the other one is fuggin
I dunno. He’s not “liking” her ass pic on IG & she’s not deleting. At the very least, she’s proving some kinda point
Touch grass
Touch ass
Look ass
Editors note: Chin did that zoom-in on Bapa's face at the start of the clip.
Just like McSpitfire did on all his clips back in the day. Maybe they’re the same person?
It’s not, B. 
Oh yeah? Well, what the hell do YOU know about the late great McSpitfire? Just kidding, b 🫡
;)
What the hell is this show even about
Brandon's Pity Party Power Hour. Can't sell enough tickets to justify his badass wannabe lifestyle so now he's gotta play Father of the Year and pretend he gave up a Kevin Hart level comedy career and a Dwayne Johnson level entrepreneurship career to just stay home and work on his truck and coach chombie T-ball.
Goddamn this cracked me up.
It’s for has-beens and never-was’s to cosplay like he does that the reason they’re stuck in a shitty monotonous life instead of living out their dreams of glory is because they’re really heroes for being in a loveless marriage and pretending to care about their kids.
Comedy, B. Only 250 people on Earth can do it. And we have the honor and privilege of watching two of them do it before our very eyes. Thank'em.
It all sounds really noble but everyone knows hes not goin on the road because no ones buying tickets. He stopped drinking because Tiger Thiccc was a commercial failure. He stopped addies and baddies because he was exposed by BGL.
Least he’s got kratom still, I believe that’s called Calabasas sober.
Does he still do Happy Hipple too, or did they drop him?
I actually haven’t seen it in a while. That’d be the most redactedest to get dropped by a Kratom company
Brandon look like he went for the 1000ccs of lip injection in honor of the 1000ep . No soys here
His best friend doesn’t even know his name. Brennans got a big heart
These two lying fucks b ! Brine is such a fucking sleazebag. They deserve each other.
Wrinks the Rapist answers the question, the Egomaniac does not. God that’s so funny.
“Guys who can manage that stuff, god bless you, I can’t” is really just a good analysis of everything he has attempted to do in his professional life
That really is the best descriptor of his life in general. I’m surprised he remembers to breathe at times.
Bapa a coach now? What did he say about Dana white being kickboxing coach or something
These questions are set up so they can just stroke each other's ego. It's been asked many times, but who willingly listens to this shit?
It’s alzo my biggesss liarbillidy…….lmao stfu
He’s so egotistical that he unironically went with the shitty interview answer of “I’d say my biggest weakness is that I care too much”
Funny how he never interrupts when wrinks is inflating his ego.
Bapa: I haven’t been acting like a married man on the road. Ray: me too Everyone: no shit
The rumors are true. Or maybe they aren’t, b. Who knows This circlejerk of bapa is disgusting. The dudes loves being praised. Glad this sub keeps him in check, even tho he doesn’t susscribe to it.
Chang’s is *his* only venture that isn’t tanking 🪦🐶
Can’t be on the road cheating after only selling a handful of tickets. Gotta hold down the fort and coach Tigre’s bassball turnamint.
At least he cheated with the willing instead of raping a shitload of people like Bryan Callen did and still does. That old fart was dropped by CAA and Ai because of all the rapes. Pathetic.
You bring up a good point.
You as well. Braindumb is scum. Pays a rapist and statutory rapist to be on his podcasts.
From a couple a road dawgs to pair a house cats. That’s what happens when you use up ya nine lives B
God he has so many reasons why he quite comedy. Wonder if he’ll ever let the non existent ticket sales slip out
Basically telling us Toe and all these other working comedians all fugg when they are on the road without directly saying it.
Based on messicans gram, she’d like nothing more than brennan to hit the road
Such a big heart he tried cheating on his wife with his "friend's" girlfriend.
Is daddy paying for him to be a stay at home husband ?
Episode 1000k grand and bapas face looking extra thiccc with fresh new fillers
I try not to look too closely at him but it's really apparent today.
If bapa wasnt such an incredible douche id think the dude is making some good decisions and is trynna turn his life around. The truth ? Nah he be on the road in a hot second, trug walking groupies if anyone would pay money to see him. Wrinks always ready to suck cte tubesteak at a moments notice. I hate this “Cawlmedy pawldast”
Yeah right! Brendan paying Callen $24K per month! Great friendship
Brennan would be on the road with toe every weekend if he could. Family man…..lol
Huge heart from the streroids
Lmfao even this clip he’s taking D’Elia’s shtick??? Chris has been bringing his wife and kid on tour with him even going as far as having a fuggen flip phone cuz he wasn’t acting “like a married man”
Self Congratulatory horseshit from two of the most unlikable gentlemen in the podcasting world
Road baddies and addies
So quitting comedy has moved from wanting to spend time with the kids, to his wife caught him fucking around and threatened to bankrupt his ass if he didn't sort his shit out :D
He’s starting to look like Mr Potato head
He still on addies B.
‘I can’t do the road, I can’t give the good quality podcasts’ So since he quit cawlmedy, that’s when the good quality podcasts started?
That's when he doubled down on talking about trucks and t-ball. And he started being late to/leaving early on shows that he actually showed up to.
This is insane. What Brian is saying is insane.
I just said, alone and out loud, “Oohhh shut the fugg up!” listening to old Bri gas up Bapa. He’s got to the WORLD’S WORST enabler. It almost makes me feel sympathetic for Simple Bren.
He was being himself, had lots of opportunities because of the UFC, toe, and the pawlcass, now they’re all dried up and suddenly now he realized he was maging bad decisions for a married father on the road. He’d still be doing it all had he not fallen off so bad
It’s rare that I agree with Bapa, but he was 100% correct then when he said he can’t do good quality podcasts.
Suggin too many diggs on the road
"If that means making less money and not doing the road...." Bapa.... you were losing money on the road. Yah numbers guy?
Making less money and not doing the road? You know he wasn’t clearing shit with standup anymore!
Addies and baddies
He can’t do any of it tbf. He just goes
I can’t do the selling tickets to shows .
It’s not what I do. Wtf ? It is what you do.
Is this really all that surprising? all these skanks that marry comics know they are just a permanent side piece.
Is this 1000th episode just 1000 questions for 2 of 1000 comedians ?
So he stopped doing calmedy cause he kept getting caught cheating on messican? “Cawlled it!!”
Nope, he couldn’t sell any tickets anywhere. Thats why he stopped. What you’re hearing is the redact’s narradiv
You can move the table any way you want, the final product always is : I’m a hero! WoW
Clip that last 15 seconds. 😂
This show has turned into them just sucking each other's dicks and talking about how great they are at being a family man even though we all have seen their 'darkest' days and not see them for the shitbags they actually are instead of who they pretend to be
as an alcoholic who is on and off the wagon i do respect Brendan quitting drinking when he did. Its gotta be hard to not get fucked up when the wholleeeee world discusses the pawldcast b
He's medically assisted by the 'zempic. It helps reduce all cravings, not just for food. He claims to not be on it but all signs point to it being otherwise.
why does brine look like hes there on community service.... Braindum was going down a road that he wasnt supposed to be on and got caught!
Bapa is literally callens norfstar,I've never seen one man simp for another so hard.
Shits on Callen evr chance he gets unless ol Brys pumping up his ego and then interupts to carry on a little self ego pump, big heart yeah right.
Fuck a homeless cat battle/ This a life long battle with yourself
Talking about a big heart.. the only reason Bapa ever does anything for anyone is either to look good or so they have to feel indebted to him so he can leverage that later
Keep up the nardif B
I can manichest 225 (40) plus times, b.
He's right. He can't.
Beandip has taken so much from his kids already, and just turns around and uses them as cover to portray himself as a good guy. He just takes and takes and takes. Fucking sickening
Some self awareness from bapa. The road wasnt great for him. Some maturity. Nice.
Do you think they didn’t know these questions beforehand?
Of mice and men
Rapist and Redact edition
Dude is this a tell-ll special? Lol
Dude we are really watching the last season of bapa . He’s blood pressure it’s to the roof. If he stopped the ozempic and nicotine at the same time . He will gain all the weight back in a month or two.. 🍿🍿🍿
They seriously want us to believe that brendan/bryan didn’t pre-write all the questions?
Sounds like the theerpist and messican gave him the awldimadum.
Bapa would still be out there slangin' digg juiced digg to baddies on addies if he could. He just stopped getting booked and it became too obvious what he was doing.
Anyone else think it’s weird that the guy from OZ ended up being “best friends” with Brendan Schaub?