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ResistWilling8039

He’s really leaning into this emotional gimmick eh 


antebyotiks

There's something weird happening to him behind the scenes.


ResistWilling8039

Oh no, it’s happening right out in public. He was gifted a lifetime of opportunities that he botched over and over and over. Instead of having any accountability and admitting that maybe he was out of his depth, he’s continually blamed everyone and everything around him, including his own children. Now that Joe isn’t around to protect him, his mask has been pulled back for the world to see. You’re witnessing a man slowly come to terms with the sad reality that everyone except for his kids and best friend knows he’s a fraud.


roidoid

I don’t think he’s capable (Bapable) of that level of self-awareness.


12washingbeard

But vicariously through callen he's def. Talking about himself. So, it drives him NUTZ that HE isn't selling more tickets than 99% of those guys. He thought knowing rogan would have him at theo levels of fame. Not today bubba


londonsfin3st

Yeah, he is simply falling apart because the wheels have fallen off, he isn't making money anymore and everything he tries fails. Dude is likely 1 step away from Bankruptcy and likely cannot afford the mortgage on his and his mother in laws house. The next couple of years will be dicey.


Dutchhomelesscat

It is like with bapa's tairs for D'Elia. It wasn't for his friend. Just like these emotions aren't for Bry. It is because he has failed and there is no way out.


1amdegen

estrogen


rumgoodie

Estringen, b


antebyotiks

Divorce.


stewedpickles

Yeah, I agree. Not only because this guy couldn’t act with this much emotion with a gun to his head, but he seems to having more and more meltdowns like these. I think he’s really going through it in his personal and professional life


coffee_4me

This muppet goes on an emotional rant about how life’s not fair and Bri can’t sell tickets. In the same episode he mocks a guest for being proud of selling out a theatre. Seeing him fail fills me with so much joy.


Schaubawrinks

Yeah I never watched this this, I can only imagine this outburst occurred after special guest Oat Boy Helwani called in to congratulate Bapa on 1000


Least-Tangelo-8602

It’s common for people to have extreme mood swings both good and bad in the early stages of sobriety. Basically his body has been numb for so long that he’s still emotionally unbalanced and his emotions sway dramatically.


West-Tough-4552

Can addies and ozempic cause the emoness?


stewedpickles

That seems like the most plausible scenario 


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

His slug wife just posted her asshole on the internet again. I'd say she's mind fucking him for more purse money because she's bored.


BrandoCarlton

Withdrawal


15dynafxdb

It’s spelt “waird” bapa.


DELETE_RAW

Nah I think he just saw Strickland and Sal Vulcano cry on Theo's podcast and decided he's gonna mold into that gimmick


Lumpy_Ad_9082

His wife isn't wearing her ring anymore and is looking for a new man. Bapa is losing his grip on his image. It's all falling apart. 🫠😩 Gotta remain a beast of a dad, no matter what.


johnnymavrigg

Neither bapa or Messican weer wedding rings. Waird.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

It's a prom


antebyotiks

Yeah I genuinely think it's gonna be a divorce, too much random crying about his kids


alaw532

Ozimpic makes people emotional


johnnymavrigg

Seriously b?


methmountain

Talmbout the 5 stages of grief Bubba? I reckon he's transitioning from stage 3 (bargaining) where he's become a beast of a Dad into stage 4 (depression) where we see this shit. Even though his calmedy carair has been over for a year, he's finally accepting it.


SK-86

He's going to have a full mental breakdown in the next year or two.


ConfidentSearch8648

You two RICHED PRVILAGED FOOOOCKS. C’MERE


PussyChang

*I NEED A HANDLER?! YOU NEED A HANDLER* 🫵


Yg103

One of my favorite Bapa moments


ddub475

This behavior tells me that Bryan is looking to end the pod.


West-Tough-4552

New grift. Emo bapa


PaperBeneficial

Suuuuch a backhanded compliment. You can't make this shit up!!! 😂🤣😂🤣


PussyChang

LOL he’s acting like he doesn’t hang with comics because he’s bitter Ray Pest isn’t included. This dude is unfucking real. The mental gymnastics and the lies niver end.


PaperBeneficial

We need to start a list of all the fucking reasons he's given for quitting comedy LOL. The reasons just keep growing.


PussyChang

I’ll start: 1-Beast of a dad, 2-spread too thin. 3-Ray Pest’s bullshit cancel cawlture…


PaperBeneficial

He also said "I just don't care anymore" 😂


[deleted]

He contradicts himself throughout this whole episode


Schaubawrinks

Add purple felt face mafia to the list


3BeeZee

He quit cawlmedy because he's a ride or die for Bryan called, thank'em Hes no longer gonna hang with theo, Shane, or bobby Lee because of it, what a saggrifice


Doobiewopbop

Awww you guys! Don't you geddit? He's a *GOOD PERSON* ! He sacrificed his promising comedy career so his best friend would feel better about being cancelled !


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

For real. Icing is him implying he can get on stage at all the places that don’t want Brian. “That’s why I won’t have sex with hot women! They won’t even acknowledge that my friend right here exists!!!” Fist bump


M0N3Y7INE

“YO UFC, OUR BOY BRYAN WENT TO YOUR EVENT AND YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT ON HIM ON THE BIG SCREEN?! Mannnn..”


Silver-Ladder

And concluding by making it about himself. Lying about that’s the reason he doesn’t go there.


Dry-Unit6191

This is why this asshole is stuck doing this shit podcast with me- Schaub


milky3007

Yeah nobody wants to follow a 60 year old rapist who's been recycling the same act for 30 years. Nightmare B. Then we have the worst rated comic in history telling everyone how funny he is.


ab_tb12

Yep!


MKDDer0001

...brian goes to work... (because I lent him money and the juice is running)


nsaps

Bro have you heard his man dragon bit, comedy gold


chinolofus77

he'll singe ya


PussyChang

Again with the crying. Let’s list things bapa’s cried about: “friend” exposed as a pedo✔️Cancelling a show for low tigget sales (while using sick baby as an excuse) ✔️ Favorite son’s little league performance✔️ Ray Pest not being famous ✔️


BapaStrange

Also he cried about electric vehicles, and cried on Rogan about Lil Browse being so talented at rapping. Also cried when Gringo Papi came out.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

don’t forget the gringo papi release comp


PussyChang

Damn, can believe I forgot that one.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

 no worries b, cte is contagious 


screenorintingtolo

That's a classig


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

Not his wife’s miscarriage


antebyotiks

He's not though, Bryan is a terrible comic


M0D3Z

Yeah, seen Bryan like 3/4 times, one being his special he recorded in Irvine… funny? At times. Repetitive? You bet your ass. Better than 99% of comics? Definitely not. Bryan is goofy. He’s a comedic actor, but he is not a great stand up. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen a huge chunk of the Rogan circle and many Comedy Store comics, not all are as great as their wealth and popularity would reflect, but fuck me, at least a vast majority change things up a bit year to year. Bryan did the same set every time I saw him over the course of like 5 or so years.


DamphTrumph

Thang you for your service


Schaubawrinks

I think you're underselling a dragon yelling "cinder" amongst the legendary comedy bits pantheon


beefycthu

I have only gone to one standup show and it was that one in Irvine, the host or whoever the dude was that started off the show asked everybody to laugh even if they didn’t find the jokes funny, and emphasized it for the people in front. So pathetic, I only went to do something cuz I was visiting family and I don’t think I’ll ever waste my time going to one of those shows again.


OGmolotov

You mean repetitive jokes about manliness and how men smell like leather and musk aren’t funny?


Smartyunderpants

The awkward thing is that Callen while I’m sure is annoyed he lost his tv shows etc is somewhat aware that he’s not filling theatres because he’s just not good enough. He knows Delia was cancelled as hard if not harder and still play theatres. He’s aware his success is tied more to his popularity independent of his cancelling. And have Bapa harp on about him having a shit carrer because of cancelling must hurt Callen when he knows that’s not the reason


DJScratcherZ

He's like an emotionally abusive husband that constantly tells his wife she's fat and dumb, if you crush their spirit they will be too afraid the leave the nest. See he's doing Callen the favor. See what he did there??? Callen is lazy in all aspects of his life so sitting and zoning out for a few hours for a paycheck is worth the abuse to him. Plus my guess is that he's not all that smarter than bapa, he just thinks he hides it better by saying geography with unintelligible redact accents.


itsyaboigreg

Maybe I’m wrong but I feel like I’ve only seen Bryan spoken about as a good stand up comic but a terrible person.


Massive_Plan_4008

NUTS!!!!!!!!!


todoroki

The cornerstone of many delicious stews.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Now this is pure cawlmedy!!!! 😂🤣😂


penus_poop69

Yeah, this might be my favorite clip ever. It drives me NUTS! Lmao, ok dude.


torpedobonzer

I like how he’s essentially saying Bryan isn’t successful. 😂


DJScratcherZ

If he beats that idea into his head daily he won't pick up and leave like theo. He pulled the same shit to theo, he's got problems, he's on drugs, I'm the best thing you've got going. Leach.


torpedobonzer

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MKDDer0001

And we're reaping all the benefets. Tawlmbout Wedding Singer, great movie niivir saw it


Ryan_Pliskin

Lmaooooo this guy has 0 shame. He uses others people’s issues as excuses why he doesn’t perform places. Fuck you, b.


Psychological_Use_83

Those places been beggin bapa to come through but he taking a stand for his bud brayn Callahan and not going… iivryone knows the tigget sales were there but his morals are unbreakable🥴


gandalfstaffexitonly

NUTZ


DrinkL

Stealing WWII quotes now. General McAuliffe would not approve of bapa


King-Demo-

Is bapa putting all the blame on ray for the downfall of tfatk? Kinda sounds like it b


MKDDer0001

it does duhn it?


whattarush

i'm gonna look straight at the camera *looks at wrong camera*


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

It drives him nuts that he is an abject failure in his make-a-wish hobby and burnt every professional bridge that was handed to him, that now can’t ride the coattails of someone more successful than him


Rabid023

LMAO gawd dawlg using Callens situation as an excuse to not be doing local spots or at the cawlmedy store is a new low. He managed to make it about him in true bapa fashion. Bapa, buddawlso dun forget, you’re not welcome at the cawlmedy store anymore because you aren’t good enough. Only reason you where ever on that stage was because of daddy Joseph Rogan.


1amdegen

Oh, so that's why he doesn't do cawlmedy...


CLEM-FANDANGO9

I rememeber Bapa saying Shane Gillis should be cancelled for having a bad podcast


InquireWithJason

That’s why you don’t see me at those places! Those arenas! Those theatres! Bc of solidarity!


FriskyLisp

lol these guys are such bozos. also, Bessbrains' face looks ridiculous - fresh fillers!


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“That’s why you don’t see me at those places” made me do a spit take that hurts my eyes. Ok so what THE FUCK is it moron? Did “something have to give” or was it “I missed my family” or was it really “YOU. ARE. NOT. A. DRAWL.” (that’s what it really was)……. holy fucking shit it’s fun to laugh at him when he’s a clueless clown but the undeserved righteousness is unforgivable.


Forsaken_Ad_4725

"Don't edit this out Chin, I want everyone to see how emotionally unstable I am. It drives me NUTS!!!!!" - This is just a taste of the rage callabasas baristas have to contend with every day.


BapaStrange

That was by far the most cringiest thing I’ve ever seen him do iiver!! He’s gonna act the same way when El Tigre doesn’t become a pro Wiffle Ball player 😂


px7j9jlLJ1

Braenda’s big mad


darkjediii

LoL what the fuck


TomGreen77

LOL got it buddy. That’s why we don’t see you at those places anymore 👍


Kelemandzaro

Ohhh, so it's not because he was selling 4 tickets at those places. Makes cents, thanks B.


No-Historian-6391

This guy just cries every other day now ?


Turkey_nugs

I mean the reasons are legitimate but ok keep crying lol


Wonderful-Salary5432

Bapa refuses to go to the comedy store and now we know why. They keep begging him to go and he says, no, I'm not walging through dem doors til Callen can be here. What a brave friend, B.


JWal0

Callen has been ostracized because of the rapes. Also he isn’t that funny. Shob on the other hand just sucks ass on stage. The comedy clubs aren’t calling so no need to lie bubba.


Ok_Belt2521

We’re at the stage where he tries to rationalize his failures.


hashemforcomedy1

“Lemme look into the camera to say this” Looks into the wrong cam Good job guys. Team effort.


whatchildhood

Ah so that’s why he’s not at those places


ranchuan

What he means is.. It drives me nuts that Bryan has reached this point where he can’t rely on his Hollywood connections to carry the show anymore and I can no longer just coast along, step all over everything and benefit from their star power


hilly316

A hunnert percent


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

The CTE is goin NUTZ eating parts of this guys brain causing whatever the fuck is happening emotionally to big brown. This is a glorious time in changs. Truly onrail


Corned_Beefer

Clin has niiiver edited anything out in his entire life. Not the gunshots, not the condom fish, not the camping fails, nothing.


Radiant-Wolverine960

The crying era is amazing


Latarjet3

Brian doesn’t talk about it bc he literally raped someone


dandykaufman2

I haven’t read the Callen stuff in a while but this is how you should speak on your friends if they’re canceled on some bs. Except for the last part where he insinuates he’s left comedy cause they’ve canceled Callen or something?


xxBarbWireTatxx

How many times is this dude gonna have a breakdown looking for clicks? Hey hey, dumb shit.. people are where they are because the fans decide who they like. Bryan’s had literally 25+ years of getting exposure, and he’s just not as funny as most of these comedic legends or he’d be bigger. Sorry bout it. If he were, he’d get more spots. Stfu


tragicmike

“It drives me nuts that they got callen because they caught me trugg walggin and slidin into baddies dms” 😭 think bapa is a little projectoring


fucked_OPs_mom

I think Brian's pretty funny, there's plenty of popular comics who aren't very funny. Brian's critical misstep in his carrair was hitching his horse to this fucking donkey.


NickChevotarevich_

And the rapes


nodisintegrations420

Bryne looks absolutely thrilled at braindumb defending his honor


speedway65

Whoa. Got a new excuse not to go up on stage “I’m on strike until my thigh slapping, macho talking, partner here starts getting treated better. I can hold on a long, long time! Watch!”


Silver-Ladder

Oh is that why we don’t see you at those fucking places? Bapa they won’t let you in


HerbalAndy

Lol he’s literally stealing Callens thing where he angrily talks to the camera when he’s addressing an accusation. Just testing the waters b


DeeYouBitch

Bryan was kinda funny in about 5 minutes of one Hangover movie and im being very fucking generous


rondaxeaxe

“I’m gonna look right (into the camera)” Chin cuts to the camera he’s not looking at lmaoooo


KimboSlicesChicken

38-40 seconds in the video. That shit is fucking hilarious lol ole ray pest is fucking terrified of this giant Lenny


Whothefvckarewe

So is it the kids or brine being an outcast in the clubs of why bapa stopped doing comedy?


Odd_CombinationB

Snowflake


dkydd

Leave this mods do not edit this out. You think everyone is just going to forget all the dumb shit you guys have done publicly and privately over the last 2-4 years? You dont get rewarded from baad behaviour especially if you dont fully acknowledge it until the chips are fully down


Plane-Bandicoot1907

What a shit show.


Competitive-Fox-3990

Ohhhh so that’s why he doesn’t go to those places? Because he’s mad about Wrinks. Has absolutely nothing to do with nobody wanting him to be there.


BosephusPrime

[Awl the homeless cats in this sub today](https://youtu.be/aK8vVk4_n2Q?si=AbZhvGByScj-nUqS)


CarefulBuffalo182

What a pathetic slug


IZZY_PLUM

This is like a few episodes away from the season finale b….


Unusual_Cod_3970

Yeeaaah that’s why we don’t see you at those places 😂😂😂👍🏽


David_Duke_Nukem

Callen's comedy is basically a shitty improv show but he makes up his own prompts in advance and they're all awful.


Comprehensive_Rent76

Saw Callen live in JFL Vancouver and all he did was air kick shit. He got destroyed by Sasso playing some one off character where he basically just yelled “what are apps?” the whole time. S’average comedian


chimchimchow

Don’t worry Chin doesn’t know how to edit it out


WasWasKnot

Who booted Callen off TFATK 🤔


gregorymachado

Way to make something he’s proud of Bryne for all about himself.


Remarkable-Low7953

“Chin don’t edit this out” hahah oh he wasn’t going to don’t fucking worry bean dip


justanotherfan6hd

Man he’s a rapist. So bapa fully admits rapist are really not that bad people? Cool good to know. And u have a daughter and a wife? Jeeze man says a lot


No-Description-2727

Addies are back, B


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Can’t tell if he’s defending brian or insulting him. Definitely letting new listeners know they should do some digging on Brian.


Nearby_Tumbleweed548

He’s the dude from the bubba sparxxx music video


Forward-Deprivation-

Brenda working on his Joanna left me Comedy Fathership crowdwork


clickclick-boom

Some bullshit = Rape and sexual assault. I would get the reaction if Callahan was in this situation because someone dragged up a joke he made in 1990 which is offensive today but not back then. But he raped a woman. Well, very probably more than one. His own “best friend” described him as a sexual assaulter (back when they thought there would be no consequences). His wife and kids left him. He 100% raped that woman. I guess it’s everyone else who are the bad guys for not wanting to have anything to do with a rapist.


Primary-Picture-5632

Trying so hard to go viral


Smartyunderpants

Delia equally has been cancelled and sells out theatres. Callen playing those places cause it’s comparable to the tickets he sells. The public don’t rate him above a club act. Thats the fact.


IanOD

So he’s not involved in cawlmedy because ray isn’t welcome GOOD ONE


Fafnir22

How the fuck someone has the arrogance to fail at a career and then hand out advice on said failed profession is beyond me.


Altruistic_Switch_73

Rape accusations = ‘sum boll shit’. OoOoooOohhh ReeeeeEeeAaaalllllyyy dudeeeeeee


CantaloupeMaximum660

If Rogan is right about there being only 1000 of these rare talents, and Slob is right that Rapey McWrinks is better than 99% of them, then that means we live in a world where Bryan Callen is a Top 10 comedian.


AggravatingOnion

😡👌🏻


InquireWithJason

Yeah it’s just a shame that the rapes derailed his career.


just_corrayze

brian's at where he's at because he's sticking with you. You drag everyone down BBBBBBBBB.


RipLife_00

This is a nice slice.


FriskyLisp

Can someone make a dish that flashes between the silly goose, carefree, top-of-the-world early days of tfatk (preferably during the peak of Bessbrains' fashionista personality) and his recent emotional outbursts? I'd like it if a chef highlighted that juxtaposition. There's a more masterful feast waiting to be sauteed that includes some of their banger pos antics and brine's sexual assault allegations, but a lunch-sized portion will satisfy just fine.


Beneficial-Bug-1969

perhaps Brine should have considered his career before doing all the raping


TorontoLove

Maybe don't rape people next time ya?


SnooGiraffes3827

He’s not funny, that probably plays in to it.


Acceptable_Result488

These 2 against the world


JesusDiedforChipotle

We’ve seen his act bubba it’s hitrocious


studmcstudmuffin

What did Bryan do? Is it the rape?


surgeyou123

So performative lol


Homesteader86

Holy fuck this is so awkward. The subtext of this .."alright Bryan so you're a failure"


No-Elevator7756

Elephant Kratom withdrawal


SnooMemesjellies3634

Tik-getz


eedabaggadix

Oh okay. So basically what you’re saying is Brian is doing a podcast with you because people don’t respect him as a comedian? Yeah, we already knew that. Thanks b.


bowwds

Look at these ritched privileged fucks.. demanding people laugh at them


Gawldalmighty

He’s mad that the guy he’s “closest” with isn’t more successful so he could ride is coattail.


lookout450

Wrinks is probably thinking: "STFU you god damned redact! They almost forgot that I'm a rapist!" Braindumb: 🥴


JoyousDiversion2

“That’s why you don’t see me at those places” . . .


chikinstrippin

So THAT'S why we don't see him at those fucking places...because of his respect for Brine. Not because he's terrible, or T has a game those weekends. Got it.


NeroFMX

This is it folks, the end is coming. This is what we've all been waiting for.


No_Noise_2218

I've commented before about being a semi Callen fan.. but I was never a fan of his stand up.. he's better as a comedic actor in my opinion.. even just acting.. but stand up.. no way


AUSL0c0

If Brine was better, he'd be getting better spots and specials, not sentenced to TFATK and listening to Bapa's YooToob advice. It's also not why Bapa isn't at those places.


AUSL0c0

One of the biggest reasons Brine has been ostrasized in the comefy community is that he listened to bapa's insane horseshit and went after Bobby. Y'made your own beds, Bs.


LickPooOffShoe

Ozempic is doing a number on this guy.


LickPooOffShoe

Damn, so it’s not that the Mothership doesn’t want him, it’s that he doesn’t want the Mothership.


Sweaty-Ad3678

This guy cries a lot


ThorntTornburg

Is emotional hair like black and spikey? Wadder?


xxlizardking-kongxx

Didn’t Bapa just talk about how brine is a hot head? Also, “ that’s why I don’t show up to those places” no dude because you were never good and you don’t deserve to be on those stages. You should have been doing amateur hours


Wrong_Director_4820

Callens at where he's at cause of YOU Bapa you redacted cunt


RikkjamesB

Natz! Natz!...lmao..he shits on his best friend more than anyone.


SREAL1

Oh is that why we don’t see you at those places Bapa?? I thought it was because “those places” are meant for REAL and GOOD Cawmedians. You know the few 1000 that are actually funny 😂😂😂 Edit: The “250” cawmedians


bigarb

Na B Brian ain’t that funny.


FrankyRollins

It's proven CT can make people highly emotional...


_mickle

Thats why u dont c me at dose places. When he named The Comedy Store and referenced others on that level. I’m getting emotional, we can’t have bappa comedy anymore because of the clubs, even though Callen performs at those clubs. That’s loyaty cooks, and what needid from the kichen


Geedis2020

Callens stand up sucks. I dunno what he’s even bitching about.


Judas1878

You don't see you at them places because you can't sell a ticket.


RedDudeItIs

Funniest material shaub has ever had, good one bapa


screenorintingtolo

Bapa lossing if b


screenorintingtolo

Calling his bestie a loser comic to his face bbbeeaast of friend.


Competitive-Two-5793

How does this retarted tard not realize he is totally shitting on Callen and nothing he said was positive or uplifting. He could have said that so much better that wouldn't require calling him a failure and shaming him for what he's doing now and for what hes done for his career. Of course Bapas human flesh light and public bitch Callen looks dejected and says nothing like usual. Letting this sorry excuse for a human once again belittle him.


donthomaso

Brenda be like “I’m not going to that party I was not invited to! 😤😭”


Stout1765

Bryan is not better than 99% of any comics.