"Some day, this world will understand and celebrate my sexpesting abilities. Until then, I will travel through time and space to find my home, my pedoverse."
Captain D'elphilia
1. How the fuck did he get an Australian tour?
2. As someone from Adelaide, I can confirm I've literally never seen anyone play a gig music/standup/plays at the town hall ever. It's somewhere you hold your wedding reception if you're a bit posh
I do kind of want to go to just tell him he's a sex pest to his face
I’m from Adelaide too and it’s weird that I never heard about it till now. Was just scrolling through instagram and it came up as an ad. IG algorithm must think I’m a diddler.
My great great grandmother was sent to Botany Bay for stealing a dressmaker's pattern, don't lump honest criminals in with fuckwits from LA who groom teenagers.
That's Bill and Ellie D'Elia's son, Chris. He's a famous statutory rapist. I honestly didn't know he did comedy. He's extremely famous for having sex with underage people.
Haha remember when he thought he was gonna be the next big action movie leading man but decided to text explicit nasty shit to underage girls instead?
Oh rEaLlY dUdE??!! Uhuehuehuhehuhue
I've seen promo for his Australian tour on facebook for months now. If you make a comment with any reference to diddlin' it gets deleted pretty swiftly.
Heard it bowlth ways, B.
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The AI didn’t understand what he was going for and gave him a rainbow cape. What this actually is is Chris with all his best friends going out to beat up conservatives
What does CD stand for? Child diddler?
Good guess! Perhaps also “Criminal Defendant.”
Cease & Desist
Carair Dents.
Child Desirer
1/250
CDs nuts
Caught Diddling
Completely Deviant
Cross Dresser I believe
Cross dresser?
Cum Dispenser
"Some day, this world will understand and celebrate my sexpesting abilities. Until then, I will travel through time and space to find my home, my pedoverse." Captain D'elphilia
Actually folded reading this, b. Fuck sake. 😭 😭 😭
Is it a bird?... is it a plane?... No! It's a pedophile!
Just make sure your daughter or little sister is not in the nighbourghood that day, B.
Phew, no wearies for me B, my sister is not underwage
It's a universe where he didn't get caught diddling
It took Dr Strange a looong time to find that one B
It’s Delia’s way of being “anti woke”. Super basic BS from a scumbag skinny twig man who texts teenagers for titillation.
Talm bout alliteration b?
Whoa that wasn’t even intentional!
This mother fucker is coming to Australia? Honestly be worth attending just to stand up and call him a pedophile
Watch out he’s gonna use his comedic instincts to burn ya up with something brutal like claiming you fuck horses
Horsefarm!
"Oh yeah? Hey, come up here, gimme your phone!" Subject_Fisherman_77 just walks out of the venue. gadooshed
Did he actually ask that guy to give him his phone? Lmao easy response of “Why, trying to Snapchat some teenagers that blocked you?”
Yeah, then gave him shit for having an Android. If I was that guy I would've killed a chomo that night.
1. How the fuck did he get an Australian tour? 2. As someone from Adelaide, I can confirm I've literally never seen anyone play a gig music/standup/plays at the town hall ever. It's somewhere you hold your wedding reception if you're a bit posh I do kind of want to go to just tell him he's a sex pest to his face
I’m from Adelaide too and it’s weird that I never heard about it till now. Was just scrolling through instagram and it came up as an ad. IG algorithm must think I’m a diddler.
I believe Chris is standing up for his right to abuse whatever the fuck he can get his hands on. I just pray he doesn't have kids of his own
He has a son
He has 2
Just make sure your daughter or little sister is not in the nighbourghood that day, B.
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
Makes sense touring a country full of fellow convicts.
We’re 7 days ahead though. You should see Bapa’s new grift he announces.
My great great grandmother was sent to Botany Bay for stealing a dressmaker's pattern, don't lump honest criminals in with fuckwits from LA who groom teenagers.
Yoo shots at handicap spidermen is pretty low lol
His weakness is kidtonite
Cribtonite
Captain Diddles to the rescue!!
That's Bill and Ellie D'Elia's son, Chris. He's a famous statutory rapist. I honestly didn't know he did comedy. He's extremely famous for having sex with underage people.
Haha remember when he thought he was gonna be the next big action movie leading man but decided to text explicit nasty shit to underage girls instead? Oh rEaLlY dUdE??!! Uhuehuehuhehuhue
I've seen promo for his Australian tour on facebook for months now. If you make a comment with any reference to diddlin' it gets deleted pretty swiftly.
We need a movie with diddy and diddler, no diddy
I don't want that.
Oh shidd, that's in my cidy!
AI Super Pedo
someone with average at best prompt/shop skill made a thing
Ripping off bapas MO of ripping off others IP to promote their pathetic bullshit
lol people are going to protest and he’s going to get kicked out again
He rapes and he saves hopefully he'll save more than he rapes.
The logo at the bottom look like it says CP, no?
Does he sell out venues? Is it like a pocket of people that follow him? Or is it resurging or waning?
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Child Didler
AI was a mistake
Tasty dish my friend
Deceiving kids by cosplaying a superhero
Is he trying to throw shade at Zack Snyder or why is he cosplaying as Super Sex Offender?
Is that... Is that woke Hulk and trans batman?
The AI didn’t understand what he was going for and gave him a rainbow cape. What this actually is is Chris with all his best friends going out to beat up conservatives
Some one get Marvel’s lawyers on the phone !
This is his Australian tour. I often imply that I'm going to attend it. I get down voted.