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Rabid023

You’re tawlmbout a hungry wolf my mans


FloppyDonkeyTrick

I like his show but he's such a corny cunt the way he talks about himself, his comedy and comedy in general. They really believe they're modern outlaws, when they're really just millionaire content creators...


BYCjake

More like a bunch of nerds making snarky comments


TheMindsEye310

“I’m gonna spill the beans on all these motherfuckers.”


Ducks7324

And cheese


salamigunn

🎵his palms are sweaty🎵


SuperSmashDan1337

Stop it I can only cringe so much


Alive_Tough9928

He was definitely an annoying little c*nt in school [Historically Accurate Pic](https://images.app.goo.gl/b1Jh7phrA69SnrMb7)


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WooliesWhiteLeg

Hi Tony, thanks for dropping by!


Estevang42

"Yum"


knighthawk2020

So you but successful? Clever


BYCjake

Knight hawk tua 2020 lubing it up for Twinky Hinchcliff love to see it


knighthawk2020

And that is why you aren’t successful.


PussyChang

I think you’d be surprised.


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Scared-Pomegranate84

Tony?


PussyChang

What a sad little cawlment. Tony sucks.


InquireWithJason

He’s a rapid dog, just waiting for a chance to show the world what he’s capable of


strengthof50whores

![gif](giphy|3oKIPppJDEGFYAMNvW|downsized)


elephantboylives

Like as in quick b?


Wrong_Director_4820

Like whippets B


WooliesWhiteLeg

Sounds exactly like what a pedestrian would say tbh


Cole_Phelps-1247

A fucking savage killer. Absolute murdlerer on the mic b.


ExcellentLaw2066

My god he’s built like a prepubescent boy, narrow shoulders and frail limbs. We need to bring back bullying..


Peculiarbleeps

His shoulders are normally proportioned. It’s all bone width and height. Plus, If we didn’t have him, who’d we listen to? High school quarterbacks who peaked at 16, but have big shoulders? UFC fans?


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Peculiarbleeps

We could be talking about different things. I’m 6”3, and built like O’Malley: no matter what I do, my lats will never be those of a short, “compressed” McGregor: different frame. From what I know of myself and others, Tony is just small, but not narrow-boned. I just think there’s a difference between the two. You can also see from the way his t-shirt fits that the proportions (for his small size) are average. Anyway, just clarifying what I meant 👍


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Peculiarbleeps

Not at all 🙏 Have a great one!


hashemforcomedy1

I think that’s what Tony was trying to do, but all he can bully is open mic’ers. I love how much he pumps being a former wrestler; he said his mom is a teacher, so I’m guessing it was that his mom worked for the school and coach let him ride the pine on varsity to be nice.


Rexum420

Muuuuuurrrrderrrrrrrerrrrrr


Gob_Bluth420

Average height of adult wolf at the shoulder? 2.6 - 2.8 ft.


GeneralAnywhere

Rawr! The hungry wolf is loose boys!!!!


King-Demo-

The twink who’s gonna spill the beans on these motherfuckers.


ResistWilling8039

Whatever happened with that? Or was he just talking out his ass like they all do.


Dutchhomelesscat

I find Hinchcliffe extremely annoying. But the post-roast victory tour was next-level redacted imo. We don't need a scientific breakdown of 'nice shoes bitch'.


chamberboo

he wasn't even that great, I dunno wtf is happening


Cole_Phelps-1247

An average level comedian compared to Toe makes them look great


King-Demo-

Joe Rogan is responsible for the worst stand up comedy era of all time.


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|lowAWCxGXbl5vVlrWH|downsized)


chamberboo

real talk


studmcstudmuffin

We are definitely in the Dark Ages of comedy right now. Hardly any of this crew are funny and if they weren't being shoved down our throats, they wouldn't have a fraction of the success they have


Nduguu77

Segura used to be really funny, Gillis and Normand are currently funny. Normand has a distinct style that isn't for everyone though Theo is funny when he gets to riff with people, but his planned bits aren't that great.


qldvaper88

I could listen to Normand talk all day. I like Theo and his pod a lot but he is a strange cat for sure. I've noticed without fail that he almost has this compulsion to run with bits in podcasts even if they aren't funny but he will often just let it play out to the detriment of the conversation, it can almost be combative. Noticed that a fair bit in his last podcast with Matt Mcuscker.


qldvaper88

The societal decay is everywhere. We are heading into full blown dystopia 100 farkin percent. These are all just symptoms of a very sick society.


darcenator411

Do people really find this guy funny? I like some of the comedians than come on his show but he has made me laugh like once or twice ever and mostly just annoys me


Fukuoka06142000

I used to be balls deep in kill Tony and I think I only ever laughed at Tony when Redban or Jeremiah got under his skin and turned him into a whiny baby. Never thought his actual comedy was anything special but he’s fun to laugh at


SuperSmashDan1337

Show was much better with the original band imo. I've stopped watching too but used to really enjoy it.


Consistent_Kick_6541

Kill Tony is a fun absurdist nightmare. It feels like a surreal descent into some form of cosmic judgment on Lost souls if you're high enough. That being said I think any of the brilliance is unintentional, and these guys actually think they're creating great comedy which makes it pretty lame.


WanderingStoner

guess


Yyrkroon

Now I wonder if Tony talks with his "mouth" full


todoroki

Is that the boy who challenges Joseph sometimes?


Different-Estate747

Yeah, Toby challenges him hard. Harder than anyone else, that's why Joeseph loves him so much. Mrs. Rogan has no idea how much these 2 guys challenge each other.


CarbonPurple

Father Toe feels like a large, violent man around him


ListenToKyuss

So much violence, just look at his giant midget hands


apenkracht

Short men —> low self esteem —> bad jokes —> short dna —> short men


Nduguu77

They go on a yearly fishing trip up to that one mountain in Montana right?


CarbonPurple

The white boi who roasts too much


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He sure does push back against him


Cole_Phelps-1247

Oh he’s that white boy who jokes too much.


BrothOfSloth

Any examples? I've only seen him nod along and say "yeah that's crazy ufc is wild tiger king man hey he's trans hey that's wild i roast"


New2dis11

Hahaa that may have been his cringiest moment.


mrwholefoods

Dude has zero style. He always wears stupid shit. Maybe that's how they bonded with Rogan.


Fukuoka06142000

In this photo he looks like a nascar fan fresh off a cycle of ozempic


SuperSmashDan1337

Is that you David Loogas?


strengthof50whores

Damn that is accurate 😆


PussyChang

It’s not his fault. He’s a size women’s extra small. He has to take what he can get.


MarstoriusWins

Tawlmbout fanny packs n lil rascals hats, b?


sl_o_an

Haha what's he wear u don't like


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He has a female swimmer body


raytrackani

Female swimmers have more muscle mass


n3lswn_uWu

Female swimmers have big butts big back. This guy has the body of an altar boy.


Educational-Track-10

Prime for the taking


kakaperv

Hey now! That’s the host of the most suggzestful calmedy show on the net: Kell Twink


Otherwise_Gap_4170

That's the guy that hangs out with the guy from fear factor


marty_myers

Be careful or he’ll light’cha’up


GilMcFlintlock

You mean Joe “talking is an art form” Rogan?


bobdylansmoustache

Few things are funnier than short-as-fuck comedians. I generally like Nick Mullen, for instance, but his anger/worldview makes a lot of sense when you learn that he's like 5'4."


Educational-Track-10

This is super hard to conceptualize.


SuperSmashDan1337

Why are all these entertainment industry guys so fucking short?


Dominus_Redditi

Man, I didn’t realize Diddy Kong was 5’4”


jeffgoodbody

You just let a wolf into your house mf.


abittenapple

The bi wolf


Billy_BlueBallz

On one episode of JRE Tim Dillon referred to Tony Hinchecliff perching on things like a bird 😂


PussyChang

>He looks like a parakeet. Bravo for this line b. Bravo.


youguyzsloosers

Did he have that shirt taylored. No way they make an extra small in adult sizes.


hempeap

HGH gut


UnderstandingDuel

He should ask for a refund. It’s clearly just working on his belly.


The-Riddim-God

Talmbout America’s top rising young comedian?


MrTreeManGuy

That the twink who murders too much?


biggerm3

He looks like he’s getting the HGH gut like Rogan


CharlieKelly_Esq

It's just pasta, b


RobChombie

Looks like Shrimp


I_Have_2_Show_U

I'm fucking certain they have gyms in Texas.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

I ROAST 🚘


CoolOPMan

I thought he was on TRT?


CharlieKelly_Esq

Toes redacted Twink?


Vinylforvampires

Not a Hinchcliffe fan but his reaction to Gringo Papi with Steve-O was hilarious


Affectionate-Rent844

Quietly the biggest clown of them all. Changs should cater his next event.


sukmahaydik

Isn’t he on trt? How does he have a 7 year olds body?


ErrorAlternative2572

How is he that small on gear??


Hot_wings_and_cereal

Shit tier hypertrophy genetics


Mighty_Joe_Young1

Talmmbout……spilling the cheese bapa?


LGK420

I think it’s time for Tony to go from xs shirt to small shirt. He’s getting a gut lol


macgirthy

Looks short here but if Joseph stood next to him I think Joseph's head would be shoulder level.


pirate_leprechaun

Isn't that the psycho assassin that has zero ruth? Absolutely none. He murders on command.


Corgsploot

He he he... twinkle twittchcliff


SCWickedHam

Has the nerve to make fun of people. What is that facial hair? The hat? Are you a child or a baseball player? The shirt? Does it come in a smaller kid’s size? The belly? Too busy murdering on stage to get in shape? Tell me again about your mob connections.


goldsax

violence in his DNA


CharlieKelly_Esq

At "5'8"" and 96 pounds, I bet he has a hard time finding suits.


youwhatmush

Roalguns sauna buddy


johnnythreepeat

![gif](giphy|fnix5judzLJDJTaLgm|downsized)


Mission_Literature44

Careful, he almost made the wrestling team in middle school.


Lastfoxx

He's even workin' on his pasta gut. 


Equivalent-Web-1084

Annnnnn everything he said has becum cring as fuggggg


RetiredFromRealWork

Bet he was picked on in school. Hardcore.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

He deserved it guaranteed


mrw4787

He reminds me of a little marionette puppet 


teegugeeno

Guys a little twinkie doofus


Intelligent-Agent440

Talmbout the killer? The microphone assassin, we civilians stands no chance


Putyourjibsin

You must have forgot who the fuck he is.


PatTRD17

Mulderer.


jakeskybound

STR8 MERDERER


xXBlackPickleXx

Why are you guys so obsessed with height on this sub? Like what if Tony was a tall guy he’d be awesome?


RevReads

So you're saying if he was tall you would like him mmmmmm you might have more in common with Tony than you think 🤔


ThorntTornburg

Parakeet B? He's a parasite.


vincethepince

Tiny C Hinchcliffe


Jaws044

How tall is Tony


Flimsy-Stand-3581

Do Rogan next


imcrapyall

![gif](giphy|Z1AuQW1xC8FcQ) Vietnamese Ricky Ricardo


TheFashionColdWars

Gawd dawg,this dude is hard as fugg.Talm bout bean-spillin’ and vanity plates for yer yellow ‘vette reading “iRoast”? They don’t make real men like this anymore…


Krusher21

Talm bout killers B


CallensCoiFish

Rowlgain like his twinks shawt


FocusFancy7693

Bert is 5"8 by the way


Tikiwash

All jokes go over his head.


Easy_Lobster1071

U see him sit on the couch at the brady roast? Looked like a toddler


Roscoe182

Is that little girl meeting the white guy who works to much?


Nduguu77

Being small is never a problem. It's being insecure and taking wild measures to not appear small. Tony doesn't wear 4" lifts in his shoes, stand with his knees locked, or abuse HGH because he's insecure He's just a funny little dude


Sugarlumps69

Rogan's banana split.


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Randall-Marvin-Marsh

On Rogans chest in the sauna while the security seals watch.


Ok-Secretary8571

He’s so hot


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Scared-Pomegranate84

No that's not it


mrlookinthesky

Have to admit, he killed it at the Tom Brady roast.


material_mailbox

I'm a little guy! My hands are little, my features are small, my shoulders slope down... I'm a little guy!


Alone-Clock258

Ever since the clip of him holding that pistol like an idiot to look cool because he us smoking a cigar with the boys, I haven't been able to take this complete loser seriously. Holding guns doesn't make you look cool Saying "the safety is on" when youf friends ask you to stop pointing it near then makes you look like an asshole


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Definitely. Hinchcliffe is an absolute freak. If there was a sub that documentated all the weirdo shit that he says and does he'd be hated just as much as anyone in the Rogansphere


JoshHogan666

Twink-wolf


StickNasty87

High school wrestler


StickNasty87

Death by a thousand paper cuts


kakaperv

Certified Twink…I don’t wanna know what happens in the next scene 🙈🫣


scotburgh

Just tall enough to fit in Joe's asshole....


mongolreach

That’s why toe likes him so much


Due-Photograph-7165

Why you spilln beans on Tony's actual height b?


EB2300

I do YouTube


Fluid-Appointment277

The best was when someone tried saying Tony was jacked (this was on KT I forgot who said it) I pretty much did a spit take.


focusontheyellow

Lookin like the movie Clifford


R0CK1TMAN1

I have small shoulders I can fit in small places…I’m a lil guy…😅😅😅😅😅


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Appropriate-Tea-7276

Schultz hate isn't justified? Gtfo. Dude is a meglomaniac hack. Same with Tony, who made his career on ripping into people trying out comedy. I'm tired of being told who's a legend or who is a killer based on Papa Toe's inner sanctum.