Clin caught a fish swimming in sewage filled water, claiming he actually saw a used condom floating by as he was catching the fish. Proceeded to freeze it for a few days to kill the pathogens and then cooked and ate it.
No no. He froze it, and then let it 'thaw in the fridge for about two and a half days'. I believe that's roughly the quote. He says he let it thaw for '3 days' but then corrects himself and says 'two and a half', as if that is some how better.
Wait, I know we like to have fun on this sub and fuck around, but let's be serious for a minute: you don't want to hear a song that sounds like it's describing a Coke or Bud Light (21+) commercial, cry sung by a 50 year old redact trying to pivot from failed R&B singer to failed country clone? Bean serious, b?
Baby let's go for a country drive, Roll down the windows and we'll feel alive, Don't ya know baby that it's been too long, Since I wrote one of these dumbass songs
Who’s responsible for our YouTube views?
It’s me and you yeah me and you.
Watch straight through and then hit refresh.
Me and you we got the brains that’s bess
This might sound completely random
But have you tried fish infused condom
Ignore, if you can, the chemical smell
Were burning rubber while cooking it well
same b, I love cringy shit and have a pretty high tolerance for it I think, but the moment Clin starts wailing I just can't continue. And why does his singing face always look like he's trying to take a huge shit? Tryna push out them notes b.
He stinks. Remember the Rick Glassman episode where he asks Clin to sing and he just can’t. He sounds awful and is embarrassed to do so because he doesn’t have 100 filters to help make him sound better. It was so embarrassing.
So are these guys just doing this for fun or do they really think they could become successful musicians? I'm pretty sure it's the latter and I'm torn about whether that level of delusion is admirable or pitiful.
Actually not bad, he’s not singing like Mariah Carey in this one.
What’s with him always wearing the same outfit tho, he’s like a Simpson character lol
I heard buddy can cook too.
Is this real life ?
I’m expecting to see clin in the Olympics competing in the triple jump next. This guy is all over the place. lol
Clin got dreams. And Bapa gonna help him reach those dreams and Didi the fuck out them. Produce, be along side, nod his head, get some “Thiccc boy” in there, smile that redacted smile, keep that money, make ‘em do some “freak outs” own all the publishing and the merch. Fuck ya! Bapa just goes! Gonna be Boss Bapa! Bryan who? Oh, yeah he back at the factory boxing up merch, making motherfuckers laugh. Thiccc Boy Squad, Thiccc boy nation!!!
*"Not thinking about tomorrow, going up, staying up all night till we saw the Sun. When they ask where we went, we were on the run."*
Dude, you're 50. These lyrics are too cringe even for a teenage pop singer.
Water Chin.
Tbh if the Thiccc shit wasn’t attached to every single inch of this, it’s not horrible. Clin, at least, seems to know what he is doing… that being said, I mean, commercially this would sell, but they live in a black hole and will never make it out, B.
🎶We wuz up all night (cookin juss right), juss one last kiss (rotten catfish), baby please don’t stop (ignore the gunshots), shorty don’t say no (callen told ya so), how old is you queen? (Please say sixteen), runnin ain’t gon’ help (brace yaself now), got a thick 2 inch (and we gon’ plow) 🎶
At no point does chin grip the guitar properly for playing.
I get it, in the studio you’re not always playing and sometimes just have it around.
But he’s mimicking playing chords. So… he’s pretending to play. Jesus Christ this guy- stick to cry singing clin
I can’t bring myself to unmute this. What is this modern horse shit thing of doing the typical, cliche hip hop style gestures and hand movements mixed with boy band squinty eyed faux-soulfulness? It’s fucking vile! Isn’t he about 55 too?
They are drinking and driving on back roads, going almost 100 mph, and they stay up until the sun comes up. This is a love song to Adderall. Literally. Good job guys!
Same song different day. It’s awkward too. That being said,it’s kinda funny clin puts more work into these shitty songs that bapa put into his whole “comedy” career. Also,clin played at open mics and bars. Hardest working guy out there somehow gets out worked by his producer. Anytime clin does something new or tries something dumb fugg shots on him and never shows up,if clin were to blow up,never gonna happen,but if he were to blow up that’s when bapa would start to care and remind them he owns the rights or some shit. Terrible person,fake friend,worst calwmic.
Got any ideas for a song? Not really. Okay let's just do a Brian McKnight thing for the 100th time, maybe people will like it this time.
They’re almost as original as bapa’s logos.
But, more country?
This is like if AI retooled old Backstreet Boys?
Is AI gender rated, b.
Clin starts singing about open bottles b. Dude has a bit of a prom with the drink.
No sober person would eat fish laced with used condoms.
No sober person would work for brendan schaub
now Condom fish , that was a banger
I been out the kitchen for a bit. What’s this about a condom fish?
Clin caught a fish swimming in sewage filled water, claiming he actually saw a used condom floating by as he was catching the fish. Proceeded to freeze it for a few days to kill the pathogens and then cooked and ate it.
Also Clin ate some of the fetid condom fish RAW while one of his captives protested
“one of his captives” lmaoooo y’all kill me
He did?? Shit I missed that part, JFC Clin. How has he made this far without dying of dysentery
You forgot to mention he let it *thaw* for nearly 3 days before eating it.
I thought he said it was frozen for 3 days. Good God, this man is.... I don't know what he is.
No no. He froze it, and then let it 'thaw in the fridge for about two and a half days'. I believe that's roughly the quote. He says he let it thaw for '3 days' but then corrects himself and says 'two and a half', as if that is some how better.
🤣🤮🤦 I can't with this fuckin guy lol
He even eats that same fish raw.
I understand why he's almost 50 and not married or even in any relationship.
"Cook" is a pretty grandiose term for whatever the fuck it is Clin does to food.
Sounds about right for this brand. Thank you!
What's a condom fish ?
A fish with salsa on top
Fish and cheese, fish and cheese, fish and cheese
Hey that's a Korean delicacy
Missa Schaub, yo chin. Wuss guy yo life
Your cooking oil needs to be changed, that dish was too rich and homlessly redacted for an early week "Banger"
To be fair it's more like fish flavoured condoms at that point.
Can you imagine having a dipshit like Schaub as a boss? I'd be a cry singing alcoholic too.
yeah but you’d at least have 2 balconies
Unreal
🎵 I'm like an empty bottle, drained of everything left in my mind🎵 🎵 Checking out life on the dark side, running down the road to the end of time 🎵
This song is absolutely beautifu and so moving! Currently crying into my Menudo taco and Sewer fish sushi as I type this
thank em
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How was the menudo taco somehow more disgusting than the sewer fish.. Clin is on some real Bizzaro level shit
Just the most basic cliche lyrics that sound like 4 million other shitty songs
Wait, I know we like to have fun on this sub and fuck around, but let's be serious for a minute: you don't want to hear a song that sounds like it's describing a Coke or Bud Light (21+) commercial, cry sung by a 50 year old redact trying to pivot from failed R&B singer to failed country clone? Bean serious, b?
Not bean serious b, bean cheese
Thats country for ya
Damn my husband is going to be pissed when he finds out I listened to this before bed. Dry as a bone.
this chigg doesnt fugg
She don’t like-a the way the digg taste!
Nothin a little motor oil wont fix. Lube fast all gas
Clin has two balconies and condom fish.
Thank you. All these haters saying his music sucks, but how many balconies do they have? Zairo. Also, he ate a condom fish.
His face looks like a pugs face
As many here have said before it looks like a 1950s racist caricature of an Asian guy
Does a little bit
I’m honestly impressed that they can make 10 different songs all sound like the same song
Baby let's go for a country drive, Roll down the windows and we'll feel alive, Don't ya know baby that it's been too long, Since I wrote one of these dumbass songs
I don't need no bots or likes, I don't need working cameras or working mics, i don't need no fancy editing, i just need you here with me redditing
Who’s responsible for our YouTube views? It’s me and you yeah me and you. Watch straight through and then hit refresh. Me and you we got the brains that’s bess
Let me cook your favourite dish wait 3 days to defrost a fish Or go outside down by the lake where I can briquette you a steak
This might sound completely random But have you tried fish infused condom Ignore, if you can, the chemical smell Were burning rubber while cooking it well
Beautiful
I cannot handle Clin’s cry singing face. It makes me want to gadoosh ivirything.
same b, I love cringy shit and have a pretty high tolerance for it I think, but the moment Clin starts wailing I just can't continue. And why does his singing face always look like he's trying to take a huge shit? Tryna push out them notes b.
Then they went ahead and shot a lamp down his forehead and made it way worse.
What type of woman would go to their concert? Chin is 50 and little eye brows appeals to 18 yr old incels.
Helen Keller.
B...Eye love yu B
Judging by the last few live shows they did, there are very very few people let alone women who would go to these shows
Happy cake day b
clins's voice sucks. i mean he's not tone deaf, but he acts like he's a legitimate singer but all he does is strain his voice. bitchass
[удалено]
I'm that cat. I was just literally thinking he sounds a lot better than most of my friends did the last time we went to karaoke haha.
He stinks. Remember the Rick Glassman episode where he asks Clin to sing and he just can’t. He sounds awful and is embarrassed to do so because he doesn’t have 100 filters to help make him sound better. It was so embarrassing.
I can not look at Chin without seeing a racist caricature of a WW2 Japanese admiral.
its a prom'
are these two dating?
the rumors are true!
Chin is 47. At some point you just got to give it up B.
Claims he’s not thinking about tomorrow…. yet this *drunk* starts talking about staying up for the sunrise. Which is literally tomorrow. Curious.
If you don’t fall asleep it’s the same day. Water.
Clin really starting to show he’s every bit of 50
Yeah starting to look like a cute lil korean grampa
오빠
I’m not even exaggerating. This is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard.
Ima neeja to head on over to r/crappymusic, b
how is this even legal b
I don’t want that
Chin is about 30 years too old for this shit.
Chin been in the lab with a pen and a pad. I'd love to see a long and boring docu series of his creative prawsess b
An accidental mocumentary about the next album would be way better than his vlogs about formatting SD cards
Hit the back road goin’ 95? On a dirt road? Uh….okay
the dirt back roads of LA
So are these guys just doing this for fun or do they really think they could become successful musicians? I'm pretty sure it's the latter and I'm torn about whether that level of delusion is admirable or pitiful.
I think it’s for fun. But ya never know what can go viral.
Actually not bad, he’s not singing like Mariah Carey in this one. What’s with him always wearing the same outfit tho, he’s like a Simpson character lol
He’s probably one of those Steve Jobs only had one outfit guys but also wants to be a 50 year old fuck boi
95 on the backroads
With open bottles
Everytime clin sings I piggture when Ricky Glassman made him sing the national anthem, hey clin yah suggg b
It's crazy how Brendan is the least talented person at thicc boy studios by a mile, and clin is an average singer at best.
I don't want that.
🗑
Thhhhiiiiccccc boooooooiii naaaaaaaaaayyyyssshhhhhhhhh
Sounds exactly like a million other songs that also suck. Stick to condom fish Clin.
This is clearly a rip off of that dog shit florida dive bar new cuntry music lol
I heard buddy can cook too. Is this real life ? I’m expecting to see clin in the Olympics competing in the triple jump next. This guy is all over the place. lol
What the fuck is this garbage
A giant, 50 year old Asian R&B artist. That should work How’s socials ?
chin dogg with dat B funk
Is old mate wearing a Deuces Macchiato shirt B?
This sounds like two different songs, and Clin's cry-singing isn't helping.
Goddamn if that's not the soundtrack going on in the background at a TJ Maxx
808s an Bad Takes
Chin old,b.
Is that bapas redacted man servant on the mic? Sign me the fuck up!
"Slow dancing with our eyes closed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clin has lip fillers now? wtf
Chin using corporate funds to live his dream, newly motivated by his handler letting him go on a fishing trip
Club’s cry singing is pretty good. Too bad it’s attached to thiggg boi
I’ll ride for Chin and Browz music as shockingly listenable. Leave this in chin, some cats won’t like this.
How long before chin pulls a Theo?
😹
That shit is fuccin trash dawg! Get that SHIT off the airways!!
Clin got dreams. And Bapa gonna help him reach those dreams and Didi the fuck out them. Produce, be along side, nod his head, get some “Thiccc boy” in there, smile that redacted smile, keep that money, make ‘em do some “freak outs” own all the publishing and the merch. Fuck ya! Bapa just goes! Gonna be Boss Bapa! Bryan who? Oh, yeah he back at the factory boxing up merch, making motherfuckers laugh. Thiccc Boy Squad, Thiccc boy nation!!!
Hell yeah let’s pop an open bottle and do 95 on an unlit dirt road with our eyes closed. Make this song feel like forever
wait he's Asian and 47 years old really
I don’t want that.
These dorks need to be stuffed in a locker.
I like it
Thicccboy stews drops another banger
Say what you will about Clin’s poor podcasting skills, general awkwardness and lack of self awareness…. but he’s also a pretty terrible vocalist.
Clin is 50 ppl
Not everyone needs to be creative
This is so cringe Whud are we doin here?
That’s not original 😂
And every woman went dry listening to this.
The thicc boy universe is so strange.
*"Not thinking about tomorrow, going up, staying up all night till we saw the Sun. When they ask where we went, we were on the run."* Dude, you're 50. These lyrics are too cringe even for a teenage pop singer. Water Chin.
“Late nights and open buttholes” Chin has such a way with words 🥲
🎶slow dancin’ with our rice toast🎵 Banger.
Clin lookin 60yr old b
Chin is a pretty damn good singer in all honesty. Seems like a good dude.
A cat needs to clip this with a Bapa and Rogan montage
How about we grow up a little bit and put some pants on. At least for the video.
At 20-21 seconds he looks indistinguishable from Manny Pacquiao. Whose like 50
Tbh if the Thiccc shit wasn’t attached to every single inch of this, it’s not horrible. Clin, at least, seems to know what he is doing… that being said, I mean, commercially this would sell, but they live in a black hole and will never make it out, B.
Are they singing to each other?
At night they fuck eachother! *redacted leg slap, fake loser laugh* “dats my time dalliz”
95 on back roads with open bottles...
The hey sound like that guys in the church choir or giving up on there dream
As original as a new born baby’s first shit!
🎶We wuz up all night (cookin juss right), juss one last kiss (rotten catfish), baby please don’t stop (ignore the gunshots), shorty don’t say no (callen told ya so), how old is you queen? (Please say sixteen), runnin ain’t gon’ help (brace yaself now), got a thick 2 inch (and we gon’ plow) 🎶
High school ahh project song
when the kids say "negative rizz" i always picture Chin
hey chen y'certified cornball !
LA is all sad cosplay.
Hey at least he’s better at singing than he is at cooking, talking or any other thing
It’s You and I Chin, not me and you
Bapa will definitely be starting a record label. Big music guy. Heard he had a small studio in his moms basement. O yea man. Big music guy.
Does Clin have pants? I only ever seen him in those shorts
At no point does chin grip the guitar properly for playing. I get it, in the studio you’re not always playing and sometimes just have it around. But he’s mimicking playing chords. So… he’s pretending to play. Jesus Christ this guy- stick to cry singing clin
This belongs here in the crappy music subreddit
Is chin on the ‘tism?
What a pile of horse shit..
Idk why i was waiting for a voicemail type outro ,”hey clinnn this brayden!i heard your new banGggErr,*click*message deleted
God damn how bad is this shit
These are grown men cry singing, doing cool skibidi toilet rizz hand gestures to lyrics a literal toddler wrote. Wader.
Clin’s singing face hair kinda looks like a reecis WW2 propaganda poster of Hideko Tojo.
I can’t bring myself to unmute this. What is this modern horse shit thing of doing the typical, cliche hip hop style gestures and hand movements mixed with boy band squinty eyed faux-soulfulness? It’s fucking vile! Isn’t he about 55 too?
Songs not that bad
Just sounds like every other country song to me. Amazes me how popular that dog shit genre is with Americans.
Cant wait for someone to put this song over a video of clin and his condom fish.
Where do they think this is going to take them honestly. I get it if it is just a hobby but this doesn’t look like it’s just a hobby
I want to die of cringe when I hear Clin sing 🤮
Chin aka Boredom Wallen
What a time to be alive!!!
Clin is looking old af
Chin literally the anti dos equis guy. The most uninteresting man we know
Phattt
They are drinking and driving on back roads, going almost 100 mph, and they stay up until the sun comes up. This is a love song to Adderall. Literally. Good job guys!
Eye brows srsly considering his life choices on this one…
This deserves a good alcoholic gas lighting
Tharr a cute couple, b. Water?
this ugly motherfucker
Not my type of music but it does sound good
These two grown men doing love songs for teenage girls is strange
Chin chills 🥺
Same song different day. It’s awkward too. That being said,it’s kinda funny clin puts more work into these shitty songs that bapa put into his whole “comedy” career. Also,clin played at open mics and bars. Hardest working guy out there somehow gets out worked by his producer. Anytime clin does something new or tries something dumb fugg shots on him and never shows up,if clin were to blow up,never gonna happen,but if he were to blow up that’s when bapa would start to care and remind them he owns the rights or some shit. Terrible person,fake friend,worst calwmic.
Most generic shit I've ever heard
Can’t stop laughing at that soulful face he makes while he’s singing 😂 impossible to take seriously it’s fuckin chin