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CodeN3gaTiV3

"Things I like: libertarianism.....big brained guys" No wonder she's single


blade944

The two are also mutually exclusive


thachad108

Unless you're 100% communist, I bet there is a good chance you share more than half of your political stances with most rational libertarians


Duck_duck_ruse

“Rational libertarians” let me stop you right there


International_Let_50

Yea my crazy mom is one of those. She’s also anti-vaxx and anti hospitals etc


TheMightyBoofBoof

Yeah. Except that other half is abolishing the age of consent, eliminating environmental regulations, putting profits before people, and allowing virtually unfettered access to firearms.


joobtastic

Unless you are 100% anarchist, I bet there is a good chance you share half of your political stances with most rational socialists.


folie-a-dont

Most libertarians I’ve met are lifer middle-class white dudes who have lived their lives insulated from real struggle due to their privilege enough to not understand or care about the inherent racism of libertarianism. They also have some weird fascination with sucking billionaire cock and believing they themselves are just a few steps away from being Elon Musk. Also, I’m a middle class white dude


blade944

Libertarians are the flat earthers of the political spectrum.


8ringer

Libertarianism and personal accountability….hmm…


ArjunaIndrastra

It's been documented on more than one occasion that when libertarians try to take over a town, things end up going to shit very quickly. There is nothing intelligent about their mindset. It's all garbage. They spout on and on about the free market right until they get screwed over by it because they're too stupid to truly understand how a functioning society doesn't go together with their Atlas Shrugged bullshit. Edit: Spelling because I originally posted this on my phone.


JuanDirekshon

What occasions?


SoySauceSyringe

Grafton, NH, was overrun by bears. It was billed as a libertarian utopia, free of all sorts of pesky town ordinances and bylaws. Turns out when you don't make libertarians take out their trash they just keep trash heaps, and bears are only one of many reasons a town like that quickly becomes somewhere nobody wants to live.


JuanDirekshon

The main source I found with that information in it acknowledges: “The project has been associated with an increase in the number and aggressiveness of black bears in town, including entering homes, mauling people, and eating pets.[14] A single, definitive cause for the abnormal behavior of the bears has not been proven, but it may be due to libertarian residents who refuse to buy and use bear-resistant containers, who do not dispose of waste materials (such as feces) safely, or who deliberately put out food to attract the bears to their own yards, without caring how this affected other people.” Blanchfield, Patrick. "The Town That Went Feral: When a Group of Libertarians Set about Scrapping Their Local Government, Chaos Descended. And Then the Bears Moved In." The New Republic, October 13, 2020. Archived from the original on October 13, 2020. ISSN 0028-6583.


poor_andy

so basically it's all their fault


Klem132

Don't dispose of feces safely? No toilets and how is this relevant to bears? Am I missing something?


WumpusFails

The country of Honduras (I think?) allows small enclaves of libertarians. Checking... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pr%C3%B3spera#:~:text=Pr%C3%B3spera%20is%20a%20private%20city,%2C%20regulatory%2C%20and%20legal%20architecture. There's also references (in my Google search) to Ciudad Morazan, though I think it might have been only from an interview with an Italian libertarian.


Dexinerito

A libertarian paradise where a company has a veto over what the people vote for? Wow, sounds about libertarian lmao


Moneia

Rationalwiki has a [some examples](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Libertarian_paradise) My favourite quote "*According to a city council member at the time, a lot of citizens didn't care what privatization cost; they just wanted less government. This was to the point that people would rather pay $300 to turn on streetlights in their own neighborhood than collectively restore all government services for everyone for $200*"


D-Delta

The documented ones.


JuanDirekshon

What towns?


JaSper-percabeth

Any names in mind?


JaSper-percabeth

examples?


ArjunaIndrastra

Grafton, NH, for one thing. Libertarians did a lot of crap there that caused problems but the most noticeable one was causing the town to be overrun with bears. There was another example out west that I can think of off the top of my head, but I forget the town name and the state it happened in.


LD50_irony

"Big egos" and "dipshits" describes every gun-toting libertarian dude I've met.


Seldarin

Yeah, she's too old for them. Also obligatory [I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front of my privately owned police cruiser....](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department) reference, for the folks that haven't seen it.


Lcbrito1

Nah, she just wants a guy confident enough to say whatever he thinks about a subject in a convincing way, so they can keep fooling themselves


addamee

Omfg I came here to comment, I stayed for the deep belly ugly laugh


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I mean, she certainly has a type. And it's the type that will make her constantly unhappy, something she will then complain about on social media, along the lines of "men are the worst", or some shit. Like, who the fuck does she think she's gonna attract with this intellectual diarrhea, other than assholes like herself?


Cargobiker530

Meth is a type? TIL.!


sailorjupiter28titan

- jokes about being homicidal - is into guns Ill skip thanks.


TumasaurusTex

Hey! I’m a nice guy! She’s like my katana s/


Dystopicfuturerobot

I can fix her


No-Pumpkin3852

I hope she keeps the same energy when a homeless person decides to move in


BeerAndaBackpack

Frank Gallagher has entered the chat.


Far-Bookkeeper-9695

I see ur Gallagher and raise u an Andy dick..


Ragnatear

HELP POLICE!!!!!


In_The_News

Six months from now Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!!


Blitzer046

Okay neck tatts! I'll grab my toothbrush!


Cargobiker530

Bring the handcuffs too or don't walk out the door.


mossimo654

I’m assuming it’s Cyrillic? Anyone know what it says? Edit: wouldn’t it be great if it said “I’m a walking red flag.” Everyone should get a neck tattoo that says that.


wciazpytania

It says “Learn to do everything by yourself”


mossimo654

Thanks! Username checks out. What language is it?


Durst_offensive

Russian.


Beagle_Knight

She should really follow that advice lol


Blackforest_Cake_

"Учись все ~~фелать~~ [делать] ~~сди~~[сам]" "Learn to do everything [by] yourself." Edit: thanks for the correction


Maleficent-Advisor

It's written: 'учись все делать сам', not фелать or сди translation is correct 🥂🥂


Blackforest_Cake_

mb lol thanks for fixing it, keyboard typo and new to language


Maleficent-Advisor

That's fully understandable! 🥂 Good luck and enjoy your language journey ❤️


orthopod

Except neck tats?


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123supreme123

classy


Karman4o

That's not what it says, it says "УЧИСЬ ВСЕ ДЕЛАТЬ САМ", "Learn to do everything by yourself". And what you wrote down isn't even words.


No_Reveal675

No ragrets


imtooldforthishison

I'm old, not old old, but 45 and heavily tattooed. I don't partake in the generational wars and I don't "kids these days", but I am curious why the younger generation are going straight to their necks and hands for tattoos? Like almost completely bare then, BANG, neck tattoo.


SAM5TER5

My guess is that as tattoos become more and more socially and professionally acceptable, people are prioritizing tattoos that are visible regardless of what they’re wearing.


Youcantblokme

Pssst…. I’ll let you in on a little secret, employers are still massively less likely to employ people with visible tattoos. Just because it’s acceptable on TikTok and insta it doesn’t change how employers actually feel about it. 👍


PapaSteveRocks

A tasteful back or upper arm tattoo won’t piss off dad.


orthopod

Yeah, but that Tammy Faye Baker Blue eye shadow is pissing me off. That crap looks horrible.


mrkemeny

I’m 49 and my first and only tatt is on my hand which I got 4 years ago. No regerts but I own my own business.


girlwiththedicktat

I run my own business and that's why I was comfortable getting these tattoos.


Jodiesid

I asked my artist about this recently and they said hands and neck are so common as first tattoo requests at the moment. They reckon it's so people can look like they're fully covered when wearing jumpers or something.


Rugger01

What does that say around her neck?


CoalCruncher

Looks like "учись все делать сам" Learn to do everything yourself.


A1sauc3d

Well she better learn how to get herself on and keep herself company because that profile ain’t getting her nowhere xD


ShinyDapperBarnacle

I wonder if she can even read русский язык or if she's just a sad little Putin-glorifying culture vulture. 🙄


ALinIndy

Option B


mtaw

Yeah, people are less likely to get some basic phrase in their own language because they realize how banal it sounds. But a lot of idiots think writing something banal in a _foreign_ language- especially one with ’strange’ (or should I say _strannoye_?) writing makes it interesting somehow.  The ones who think a tat saying ”strong woman” sounds stupid but somehow the same with Chinese characters is profound, even though several billion people find it just as stupid.


ALinIndy

I just don’t think she speaks Russian. If her supposed motto is “teach yourself everything” she’s gonna have a tough time learning a foreign language without any personal instruction or books. It’s a stupid motto that ignorantly discounts how incredibly complex almost everything involved with the STEM fields are. You can’t learn chemistry (and keep all of your appendages) by fucking around in your backyard. You can’t successfully sew up a wound without someone showing you how to first. Happily willful ignorance and libertarianism, what an epically useless combination.


DefinitelyNotRyanH

There isn't a direct translation, but it is basically "unemployable"


4DoubledATL

Don’t take me home to your mom!


ZebraBrown

“No regerts!”


K1nd_1

I felt homicidal just reading this.


dlc741

Not to jump to conclusions, but neck tattoos? Pass.


NihilisticApothic

I read big egos as big eggs😭


SagsMcSaggerson

She likes the grande huevos.


Mrtorbear

Damn, all I have is huevos rancheros. Think that's an okay substitute?


ibhopirl

Small eggos only


MediaOnDisplay

Nice approach, poor execution. At least have 1 date before you offer the move in. Also how many kids we talking, 4, 6, more???


No-Test-375

Yeah, blur the eyes. Like that's the big defining feature out of everything you can see. Not like those TATTOOS EVERYWHERE are so common.


CactusCobalt

The name looks like “Hannah” too


akartiste

"LIKED YOU"


TheLoneGunman559

Throat tattoos: classy


No_Caterpillar1902

This woman looks like a fucking nightmare 😂


akartiste

On the other hand, those are amazing in bed.


neepster44

Until you wake up with them standing over you with a knife…


DemonShroom87

This DEFINITELY has never happened to me before in some form or another…


growtfup-an-be-a-man

Fed


DS3M

Literally thought the same thing


Saul_T_Bauls

MOLE


Unit0048

r/dontputyourdickinthat


EnLitenPerson

I mean she knows what she wants and what she doesn't want, looking for a serious relationship on tinder is already incredibly hard, I can respect what she's going for here.


girlwiththedicktat

Hey this is me! Thanks for all the kind words. Still looking for a roommate who could potentially become my husband.


wheresmyflan

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were being sarcastic. https://www.reddit.com/r/bodymods/s/glkvGFhc5T


DemonShroom87

Shit, if I lived in Michigan I would be down. I’ve got a serious thing for tats and piercings as well (although I need more piercings than my gauged ears, septum and tongue). Judging by your comments on your posts I’ve read, you and I would be absolute chaos together (in a good way of course). You’re well spoken, cute, intelligent and funny. How good are you with money though? Being fiscally responsible isn’t my forte.


girlwiththedicktat

Personal finance is my thing. Jumped into the market at 3%. With all taxes and insurance escrowed in, mortgage is 400 a month. Put 70k into CD bonds at 5.15% and the interest earned on those yearly pays for my mortgage in its entirety. Little self-sustaining ecosystem over here.


DemonShroom87

Well damn, that’s awesome to hear! I’m glad things worked out that well for you! Congrats. I certainly have not been so successful in that sense. I could blame plenty of things around me for that, but I would be naive to think it’s anyone else’s fault but my own considering I’m the common denominator in all of these shortcomings. So you’re tatted, pierced, cute, intelligent, funny and financially responsible and literate… when can I start the one month trial? ;) (I live in central PA so I know it won’t happen, but it’s a fun little thought lol)


superthrust

roommate here


Few_Carrot_3971

Wow. She sounds like a dream.


Crecher25

She sounds fun in a crazy I might stab you kind of way


TheMystxc

lol this chick shows up on my dating too lol is op in Michigan or is her account fake lol


Fuzzywuzzy343

Oh the irony


AssumeTheFetal

This is the stairs girl in every movie with the boy at the bottom, seeing her for her everything.


undarated79

Ok crazy tattoo girl I’m down. Let’s give a whirl


Life_Team8801

russian


legomaniac133

Is this bio attractive? No. Is it funny? Absolutely. I’d have a good laugh and then swipe left


OHWhoDeyIO

She's not entirely wrong lol


waitingformoass

Is there a correlation between neck tattoos and dipshits? Asking for a friend.


4DoubledATL

So many questions…


Nozzeh06

I admire her strategy to move in with a stranger. It sounds like the plot of an MTV show from the early 2000s.


Mandalorian6780

![gif](giphy|bm3ud11tTzKXGkTtzE) Her ideal man.


123_eyes_on_me_

Blocking her eyes is like censoring bugs bunny’s teeth and wonder who the hell it is.


Public-Platypus2995

There’s a Venn Diagram in this somewhere that will be hilarious


TheFarisaurusRex

My dyslexia read Legos at the bottom I was almost disappointed


Chemical_Actuary_190

She sounds a little cray-cray. You'll be dead long before the month is up.


The_Big_Green_Fridge

You mean that every time I have sex with you I get to stare at a creepy tattoo of a weird dude lingering in the doorway? Sign me up.


autistic_bard444

moves in. has sex. gets six std's. tries to kill her in a homicidal rage just like all the rest.


Chrisbert

More red flags than a Chinese parade.


Pandemic_Future_2099

Things I don't like: she proceeds to describe herself


ICLazeru

Dislikes lack of personal accountability...invites strangers to her house for a month. Who's fault is it really?


Dusty_Mike

I don't want to fix her.


halluxx

Things I like: Fire departments, not getting shot


AffectionateTip9716

Idk... I kinda like her. Swipe right. Go on, down vote me. I kinda like her. I like a good old fashion toxic relationship 🤣


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

I actually do like dipshits


Ravenwight

She seems nice


sugoiboy1

She “liked” you go get your soulmate 😂


suuhdude666

what does her neck say


SmithyMcSmithton

I'm actually down for this one.


D41109

Big brained guys… good god. Tell me you want to be talked down to and made to feel less than by an asshole without telling me you want to be talked down to and belittled by a misogynist piece of shit.


Plantboy28

You just know she has a mostly drunk from beer can filled with cigarettes on her front porch.


GraemeMakesBeer

You know it’s time clean up your image when you are chosen by this lady


Legitimate-Donut-368

You’re in for a treat!


Stock_Telephone_4878

Tbf I totally understand the whole “TRIAL RUN MOVE INTO MY HOUSE” but I know that’s just my trauma troll ass brain coping and I have to be patient to receive good in life.


NewldGuy77

Is the neck tattoo written in Russian?


Longjumping_Cash9070

Honestly she Kindle has a point, would be fun to try something like that


naveedkoval

Yeah but meeting people in person at the bar is a dream made in heaven hence why you’re online dating


killbauer

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


Key-Fire

Would.


kremenatlc

Oh no, I was so close. But I'm a dipshit, and now I couldn't show her how great I am with counting ammunition and what the total cost of one shooting day is if you're shooting only with a 9mm... I'm really good at this...


bnetana1

If you just want to fuck just say so.


sugaredberry

I’m scared lol she lets randos “move in for a month” 😳


Billyjamesjeff

I’m afraid.


WorthySparkleMan

Is it weird I like that plan though? She skips right to the end and if the end game doesn't work out, move on.


SUNDER137

I'm a libertarian not a republican. I give zero fucks about your hate for Trump. The freedom of the American people has been infringed by both democrats and republicans. The country needs a course correction. Democrats can't do it and Republicans won't do it. When people speak of libertarians they talk about fringe. The same way a republican would speak about a democrat because of their liberal policies. The same way a democrat would speak of a republican for their conservative policy. Libertarian values are not to go back to the gold standard but to have a reasonable Fiscal approach. Socially liberal. International policy is to be consistent and dependable. Not to be the police of the world. Allen Bloom said it best, " I have seen young people and older people ,too who are good democratic liberals lovers of peace and gentleness struck dumb with admiration for individuals threatening or using the most terrible violence for the slightest and progressive reasons. They have a sneaking suspicion that they are face-to-face with men of real commitment, which they themselves lack and commitment, not truth is believed to be what counts." Don't speak your propaganda. Speak plainly and pragmatically.


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Smackdab99

Pass!


DesertReagle

Not pretty enough to be that crazy. Sorry, not sorry.


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Wonder what the tattoo on her face will be once you connect the dots?


Ok-Mix65

In a perfect world I’m giving it a try and keeping an online journal about what occurs


dalina93

I like her


Exciting-Ad5204

Sorry, folks. Please forgive my visible arousal


LonnieChilds

Nyet


CraponStick

Dude! Talk about assertive, and un afraid! That's a challenge! Kinda Bad ass if you ask me.


Serious-Mud-1031

personal accountability. Good thing I don't have a neck tattoo , phew!


XxSliphxX

Yikes


Murky_Current

The perfect woman does not exi-


Stop_icant

Tough gurl


CGPsaint

I can’t think of a point in my life low enough that I would even consider giving this a whirl…


Nardorian1

Fuck you I’m in.


iang_106

anyone who takes her up on that prolly disappears faster than a north korean who speaks out against the regime


Youkilledpaula

How much you wanna bet her body doesn’t match her head. That’s happened to me once. She looked fit, and I thought “hmm, vegan, must be fit” then we met in person and she was like a blown up balloon.


3amGreenCoffee

That's hot. Got a link?


Knight_TheRider

She's 28, that's good enough age to have more* maturity than 18


BeTheBall-

Didn't even need to read it, all the red flags are right in the photo.


daabbot

28?? Hehe


Dirty-Balloon-Knot

She walks the walk at least. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Financial literacy can also be described as frugal. And if you look at those tattoos…….


bngbngsktskt

I believe my interracial gay couple friends should be able to protect their tax-free Marijuana business with AR-15's. What does that make me? 😂


DemonsReturns7

I like how guns is the second thing she lists The type of girl that’ll shoot a guy in his sleep then hit and scratch herself talking about she did it in self defense


akartiste

Neck tattoo...


batissta44

a couple red flags


catnapkid

This one will lop off your willy without a second thought boys. Silver eyeshadow says so.


catheterhero

Something tells me she’s got a big ego


ajs_5280

They hate themselves… yikes.