I am an incel to a such extent, I won't get a vagene even if I take these gummies. They'll just shrink my already minuscule peen and enlarge my already enormous baobabs.
[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/13v275q/hrt_gummies/jm3o0y5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), but the repost just said "sadly almost every government dosen"
Do y’all remember the first few iterations of VA-impersonating AI? The ones that sometimes veered clear off the script and into the woods below? This feels like somebody doing an ad read of one of those outputs
You can legally get HRT in Russia.
The government seems to be wanting to “fix” that, but *right now* you can. Surprisingly easily too, compared to even somewhere like Scandinavia or, god forbid, the UK.
There's the issue with social acceptance, though. You may be getting HRT no problem due to oversight - imagine being seen as a trans person by other people, though.
>imagine being seen as a trans person by other people
I am literally a trans person in Russia. Like, duh, being visibly queer is probably dangerous here, but transphobes on the street can’t stop the pharmacy from selling me estrogen.
>due to oversight
I don't know what that means. The doctors and government workers that were all part of me getting HRT and changing my legal identity obviously knew I was trans too. I was honestly surprised by how little the gov drones cared.
О! Чудно! Рад слышать о вашем успехе - я транс*парень из Украины, и без терапевта мне приходится доставать ГЗТ из аптек, в которых иногда забывают о рецептурности тестостероносодержащих препаратов (я был бы рад пойти к хорошему ЛГБТК+-позитивному терапевту/психиатру, но нет денег). Меня пугает не столько отношение правительства, сколько отношение людей вокруг меня, в том числе моей лишь относительно прогрессивной семьи. Опять же, рад слышать, что всё, возможно, не так плохо, как я боялся.
С тестостероном сложнее, эстроген без рецепта продают - моя эндокринологиня только следит за дозой. На то чтобы получить изначально справку для ЗГТ, я потратила в районе 3000 рублей на онлайн прием, справку прислали курьером. Не знаю, есть ли что-то подобное в Украине. У нас транс-сообщество поддерживает в открытом доступе списки френдли-врачей, по крайней мере в крупных городах и тех кто принимает онлайн.
Меня кажется периодически «палят» окружающие, но помимо странных взглядов я не сталкивалась с чем-либо серьёзнее. Обычные приставания от подпитых мужиков на улице страшнее, если честно. Транс-парням мне кажется немного проще, потому что даже если тебя примут за маскулинную девушку/томбоя это обидно конечно но вряд-ли опасно. Семья, увы, другой вопрос.
Oh wow, an American! Hold on, hold on, uh... GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN. That's what you guys like, right?
Seriously, mate, not funny. I don't think anyone would appreciate you chiming in with an unfunny joke about a different language in any given situation, but especially not when you can see we're having a conversation about serious issues in our region. I mean, do you randomly quote Dora the Explorer whenever you see two Spanish speakers engaged in literally any discussion?
Zamn, my friend bought it until their parents caught her and sent her out of the house, she's living with donations via crypto, it's so sad, nobody deserves this
> Verse: Laura Les]
Look-look-look
I had to get a rhythm real quick
I'm taking pills that shorten my dick
Th-th-th-th-th-they're in my hand and in my tummy
**We're smoking estradiol gummies**
https://youtu.be/HZTdBvSeUpQ
Society if Estrogen came in a dainty little test tube and was a bright pink and slightly bubbly liquid that you could cutely down in one sip and it tasted like mildly fizzy strawberry lemonade:
consequence be damned those things look fucking tasty
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I am an incel to a such extent, I won't get a vagene even if I take these gummies. They'll just shrink my already minuscule peen and enlarge my already enormous baobabs.
>enormous baobabs Wordsmith, *creme de la creme*.
Those don’t give vagene :(
Sadly
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Holy shit you're so bad at comment reposting
which comment did they repost
[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/13v275q/hrt_gummies/jm3o0y5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), but the repost just said "sadly almost every government dosen"
that's amazing actually
Cringe bot with fail spam
Trans
You have no idea how hard I’m fucking laughing right now Omg.
the dialouge seems like it was ran through a chain text generator and i fucking love it
I don't think even text generator are even capable coming up with something like that
Do y’all remember the first few iterations of VA-impersonating AI? The ones that sometimes veered clear off the script and into the woods below? This feels like somebody doing an ad read of one of those outputs
Loved when it'd just start having a panic attack halfway in.
oh hell yeah if only it were this easy
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"Joy? In this life? No, we must make things needlessly difficult, for only in our suffering can we become exalted."
It is this easy by illegal resellers! 👍 (True Russian Story, not about me but of my fren)
You can legally get HRT in Russia. The government seems to be wanting to “fix” that, but *right now* you can. Surprisingly easily too, compared to even somewhere like Scandinavia or, god forbid, the UK.
There's the issue with social acceptance, though. You may be getting HRT no problem due to oversight - imagine being seen as a trans person by other people, though.
>imagine being seen as a trans person by other people I am literally a trans person in Russia. Like, duh, being visibly queer is probably dangerous here, but transphobes on the street can’t stop the pharmacy from selling me estrogen. >due to oversight I don't know what that means. The doctors and government workers that were all part of me getting HRT and changing my legal identity obviously knew I was trans too. I was honestly surprised by how little the gov drones cared.
О! Чудно! Рад слышать о вашем успехе - я транс*парень из Украины, и без терапевта мне приходится доставать ГЗТ из аптек, в которых иногда забывают о рецептурности тестостероносодержащих препаратов (я был бы рад пойти к хорошему ЛГБТК+-позитивному терапевту/психиатру, но нет денег). Меня пугает не столько отношение правительства, сколько отношение людей вокруг меня, в том числе моей лишь относительно прогрессивной семьи. Опять же, рад слышать, что всё, возможно, не так плохо, как я боялся.
С тестостероном сложнее, эстроген без рецепта продают - моя эндокринологиня только следит за дозой. На то чтобы получить изначально справку для ЗГТ, я потратила в районе 3000 рублей на онлайн прием, справку прислали курьером. Не знаю, есть ли что-то подобное в Украине. У нас транс-сообщество поддерживает в открытом доступе списки френдли-врачей, по крайней мере в крупных городах и тех кто принимает онлайн. Меня кажется периодически «палят» окружающие, но помимо странных взглядов я не сталкивалась с чем-либо серьёзнее. Обычные приставания от подпитых мужиков на улице страшнее, если честно. Транс-парням мне кажется немного проще, потому что даже если тебя примут за маскулинную девушку/томбоя это обидно конечно но вряд-ли опасно. Семья, увы, другой вопрос.
Oh hey, I know what to do here! Uh... cyka... blyat. ^(Am I saying it right?)
Oh wow, an American! Hold on, hold on, uh... GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN. That's what you guys like, right? Seriously, mate, not funny. I don't think anyone would appreciate you chiming in with an unfunny joke about a different language in any given situation, but especially not when you can see we're having a conversation about serious issues in our region. I mean, do you randomly quote Dora the Explorer whenever you see two Spanish speakers engaged in literally any discussion?
Actualmente, creo que puedo decir algo mas interesante en esta situacion
Truest reddit story:
Same, actually, I've bought testogel with no receipt from a Ukrainian pharmacy.
Zamn, my friend bought it until their parents caught her and sent her out of the house, she's living with donations via crypto, it's so sad, nobody deserves this
Bless their soul, I hope they find the love and support they need and deserve. Stuff's easy to find - but society's hard to deal with.
Holy crap this is well done. And fucking hilarious 😂
Reminds me of the analog horror clip by blue channel for [Thalasin and Thalasin+](https://youtu.be/Td2x8s9GZlo)
Properly done, HRT can significantly reduce your unwanted dorceless episodes.
My trantiveness has been acting up lately though, and I’m a little worried because I can see my neighbor’s heartbeat through the walls.
Estrager 🤤🤤😍🤤😍😍
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Or titty explode of f u c k
Reverberating, no less!!
There are two kinds of people: Ha ha funny text And Holy shit I want one
That's me. I'm both.
When dysphoria ain’t for ya is an excellent tagline
do-it-yourself mtf bottom surgery blender (budget)
omg budget???😳😳😳😳 from guilty gear strive?😳😳😳😳
Omggg i love brisket!!
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Briefcase is one of my favorite takes on this, right next to robot gorillaman
Basket ❤️
Barefoot 😁
i love burger!!
Balls Guilty Gear 🥰
I love Bulge
***Dear God.***
there's more
*No...*
I don't care if I'm not trans, I'm dumping a whole bag or 2 of these down My throat.
First take the estrogen then the testosterone. They'll cancel eachother out
this is fucking great oh my lord
That looks so insanely tasty, how could anyone resist how good those gummies look??
Bro i ain't even trans and I'd eat these. Shit looks delicious
The way I'd be dumping a fucking barrel of these things down my gullet if they existed...
Whhhhhhhhy is this not already a thing.
I want these so bad wtf ?? Please god
This is a hell of a banger ad
R/thomastheplankengine try not to have trans related dreams challenge (impossible)
I had this dream where my pe teacher called me a transphobic slur then I intercepted his body with a piece of wood.
***BONK!!!***
You must kill the vampire with a stake to the heart.
I’m popping 10 whole packs of these in my mouth all at once
You get the tiddied explode of [reverbating] fuck
Would buy after this ad
If I ever become a multimillionaire I'm running this as an ad on the superbowl
Based and Gummypilled
I legit thought this was fucking r/traa
How to unlock sex 2
Why the advetising the gummy like an iphone tho
What would happen if I just ate all of them.?
> Verse: Laura Les] Look-look-look I had to get a rhythm real quick I'm taking pills that shorten my dick Th-th-th-th-th-they're in my hand and in my tummy **We're smoking estradiol gummies** https://youtu.be/HZTdBvSeUpQ
geengis
it's 4:30am and i am hysterical after reading this
The fuck is killing me holy shit.
Was the dialogue made with an AI?
This is just a masterpiece.
r/egg_irl
Somebody send this to f1nn immediately!
Epic
I think I'm gonna fail my drug test next week just by watching this...
#N E E D
I need this video. someone send me it.
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Need them🔥🔥🔥🔥
Am I the only person who’s asking what exactly these are?
Those gummies look tasty
Oh shid
Bruh this sum real r/engrish
Yummy hrt😋
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why do I hear a big shot
Me needy
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This makes me *extremely* uncomfortable
But why?
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after i'm done it's gonna be a 🕳
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Gender gummy
When is this being added to Spotify?
How is this so well made??
What the fuck is this!? Edit: how do I always miss that? It’s plank engine
Sims talk?
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Like vitamin gummies
r/makeitreal