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landsnaark

Fully a tragedeigh. Fucking nerds.


Gumbarino420

I thought nerds were smart


Super-Minh-Tendo

Nerds *are* smart. These people are dilettantes.


Gumbarino420

Dilettantes! You, sir, are a swashbuckler of back handed comments! Respect ✊. To quote Dale Gribble “ha sha sha sha!”


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

"pocket sand!"


Gumbarino420

Briefcase! Hayaaa ahhh… POCKET SAND!


kensingerp

Well, I can definitely say that about Kim! She’s a dilatant and so many different subjects. It’s hard to keep up.


No_Offer6398

Not always. Sometimes of course they are. Many times people who are awkward, inept and socially dysfunctional are also intellectually stupid. It's a bias to think all dorks are intellectually gifted, they are not. I've run across too many people in my line of work like that.


Super-Minh-Tendo

Nerds have a strong interest and real competence in an academic field. Geeks have a strong interest and extensive knowledge in a niche topic outside of both the mainstream and academia. Dorks are painfully socially awkward and generally unaware of it.


No_Offer6398

Okay. Like ur thinking. Source? All 3 words are interchangeable in my generation tho tbh. Add to that doofus, dweeb, and well one that is NSFW lol


Normal-Height-8577

I've always thought that dork ought to be a NSFW word - it's the term for a whale's penis.


Meowton_john

You sound like one of those dorks


Gumbarino420

Meowton_john knows what’s up! 🔥


Loud_Ad_4515

Smart, but *awkward.*


Dragonflies3

It wouldn’t be quite so bad if they would just spell it normally. The alternative spelling is horrible.


DragonScrivner

Yes, exactly this. Honestly how can Equinox not already be considered fairly ‘unique’?


No_Offer6398

N.K.


solidcurrency

Equinox is at least a real word that people can spell. It's not that different from naming someone Spring or Summer.


Pajamas7891

Except it’s a popular gym which is weirder


burner94_

Or a boring-ass Chevrolet people mover.


Momina1999

Excuse me, I have one of those and she’s wonderful. 😝


burner94_

As long as you're enjoying it and it's being reliable why not xD I just have a stigma against crossovers and their ubiquity haha


Canditan

Yeah Equinox is an odd name, but not stupid weird. A person could get by in life with a name like that


CuzzmicKarma

“Call me Quinn”


DangerDeShazer

Yeah, I think normal spelling is fine, they could go by Quin for short


Reinardd

I second this. Quin is cute and while still uncommon at least recognisable.


No_Caterpillar_6178

I was thinking the same!


zerooze

Their motive may be to give the child the option to use Quinn if they wanted, but just made it worse.


Capertie

Seriously E.Quinn, like a horse? Horse Aux? She's going to get bullied.


YellowOnline

This is a troll post, right?


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Pixelated_Roses

Children are not billboards for your fandoms.


madhaus

Several thousand young teen girls named Khaleesi scream in rage


Different-Director26

My son came home from school one day because a girl in his class was making fun of his middle name. It’s Thomas and she was joking about Thomas the Tank Engine. I asked him what her name was and I kid you not, it was Khaleesi.


madhaus

And Khaleesi isn’t even a name from Game of Thrones. It’s a title. It means wife of the Khal, who was a Grand Horselord, boss of the Khalesar.


landsnaark

Severely underrated comment. This should be the tagline for this subreddit.


Upper_Release_7850

r/UsernameChecksOut


21KoalaMama

such a dark angel!! 😇


Doge-Ghost

Thank you for your service.


50CentButInNickels

Were you holding in your laughter?


Disastrous-Group3390

So, first name E, middle Quinn, third Aux? That’s gonna suck on any legal form not to mention it’s weird and will sound like Eee Quinn Auxxx.


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Fleetdancer

That...that is just awful. Do you think you can push them towards Equinox as the name? That would be kind of cute and the kid could go by Quin.


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

God no, Equinox is still a horrible name!!! For the love of god, just tell them to use Quinn!


about-time

Aux cable


Doge-Ghost

In or out?


evilgenius12358

Aux Chan


by_the_gaslight

Aka auxiliary…


NovaBloom444

Honestly Equinox or Quinnox aren’t completely ghastly because Quinn is a great nickname. But their butchered spelling of it should be illegal. 10000% a tragedeigh


Ok_Distribution_2603

just Quinn is fine too


CallidoraBlack

It's literally a car and a time of year. Twice.


by_the_gaslight

But also pretty sure the car was named after the time of year. So.


NovaBloom444

And a pretentious gym chain. Sorry “fitness club”


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

Yes, both are ghastly, and Quinnox is next level ghastly. Quinn is a great name. Just…Quinn. No extra nonsense needed.


ChaunceyVlandingham

I mean *E[ric/-dward/-ustace/whatever] Quinn Knox* was right there at least that utilizes real names without any misspellings still sounds like a Batman villain, though 😑😑😑


Impressive-Bass7928

I thought Nova was already a bit pretentious, but this is on a completely different level. I’m wondering if this is fake and I’m just gullible. E. Quinn Aux is the kind of name you’d see in a children’s book where the author is trying to be punny. Having the “E.” all by itself (rather than as a self-chosen abbreviation a la E.B. White) is one thing then having “Aux”?? It reads like they are actively trying to make this name look French, but imo it’s in poor taste - “aux” is a French definite article meaning “to the”. Imagine somebody in France naming their kid “To The”. Furthermore, “Aux” just makes me think of the phrase “pass the aux (cord)”


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ConstructionThin8695

The name sucks and they know people will drag on it. I swear that's a huge part of the appeal for some folks. They want to make a statement about themselves, and this is their way to do it. You can show them these posts, and they still may not care. So I suggest a different approach. Tell them something like this... The problem with giving your child a name no one else has is that no one else has it. Meaning, the child will be easy pickings for identity theft or to be stalked and harassed by an ex, former friend, or school bully. The child won't go by this name in many areas of their life, just to preserve their anonymity. Or, imagine a hiring manager looking at a resume, assuming the name on it is some sort of error and just chucking it in the trash. The main goal of parenting is to prepare your child to be a self-sufficient adult. Not to throw roadblocks up from the child's literal first day.


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ConstructionThin8695

You could also point out that this name gives strong celebrity baby name vibes. The problem is they aren't celebrities. They lack the money and connections to smooth the path for a person with this type of name. It's all the downside with none of the perks.


Quake_Guy

Trying to imagine the updated version of a boy called Sue by Johny Cash. A boy named E Quinn Aux... it will make you tough.


randomizedasian

Eve or "Eva" or "Ava" or "Verizon, lol" is a great "space" name


LovieRayKin

If the lass likes oceans and stars so much, then she’s copping out easy from great names related to both: -Delphine, close Latin to the constellation Delphinus which is a dolphin that pulled the poet Arion to safety in some myths. -Mira, a Star located in the Centus constellation, or the whale beast that Perseus fought. Mira has actually faded in time, so your cousin could say the star faded away in order to brighten her everyday with Mira as her child. -Ariel, one of the moons of Uranus and a mermaid princess. Only the most desperate of nerds will make fun of the Uranus part, so she can just say she was named after a moon. (Or say it’s Neptune, will a 2nd grader bully really check?) Probably plenty more constellations, Greek moon names, or even other names I’m missing, but if she’s gonna nerd, then nerd harder.


Impressive-Bass7928

Ya for somebody who likes galaxies and oceans, “E. Quinn Aux” seems very low effort 😭😭😭 Zero mysticism / deeper meaning


LovieRayKin

Apparently there’s a galaxy called Whirlpool. I wouldn’t name a kid that, but I’m definitely naming my character with ✨*unqiue*✨parents that for a book now.


rabbitin3d

Celeste. Stella. Even Star or Starla. Even Equinox is kind of cute, and you could shorten it to Quin or even Noxy (like Roxy) if you're really dead set on making it "unique."


tango_papa101

Well, none of those names is unique enough and can be butchered to be more unique so instant disqualification


DontReportMe7565

I pray your cousin isn't my cousin. Heather, are you pregnant again?


50CentButInNickels

Such a Heather thing to do, too.


No_Entertainment1931

Equine Ox. Jeneyuhz


madhaus

So Horse-Cow cross.


No_Entertainment1931

Giddy-up


Echo9111960

Quelle tragique


Creepy_Push8629

What in the... Just no. Terrible tragedeigh.


This-Split9935

Thats really bad ☺️they should just stick with Quinn which is a cute name. 


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Impressive-Bass7928

Hold up OP - I was plugging things into google translate, and the Greek translation of equinox is “isimeria”. That doesn’t sound bad at ALL; might be worth proposing!   Although I do feel some type of way about having done the research for that wonderful name lol (rather than the parents having done it themselves)


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Impressive-Bass7928

Of course! I hope I’ve contributed to saving this child from a tragedeigh name 🤣 


Impressive-Bass7928

I WOULD suggest they look at names of stars and constellations - some of them could work, such as Carina, Lyra, Vega, or Aquila (which I personally like, to varying extents) but I fear they might pick one of the less usable names like Telescopii lol


tintabula

My best friend is named Quinn.


kyungsookim

Yep


KDdid1

This is an idiot's take on a musk/ Grimes baby name like "X Æ A-Xii." So lame 🙄


CapitalistBaconator

"X Æ A-Xii" is already an idiot's take


KDdid1

Very true 😏


Literal-E-Trash

That name should be considered a feloniegh


ilce123

I’m team Mylkee Weigh


Phaaze13

E. Quinn Aux will not be pronounced as Equinox. where is the A in there? she'll be lucky if she tells people that her name is Quinn.


4puzzles

You have to ask?


desrevermi

Ask your cousins to survey people as to how one would spell it. Afterwards, show the spelling and if it's pronounceable. Problems? Tragedeigh.


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desrevermi

Fingers crossed. The only argument one could make to anyone is to say "you're setting up this child for failure in life." The only way 'different' spellings are allowed is if it's to honor someone or a culturally traditional spelling (on the majority).


Usernamesareso2004

That’s a roller derby name not a baby name 😭


SignificanceDue9857

A Trag E Deigh


PoundshopGiamatti

Equinox on its own is an interesting name. E. Quinn Aux sounds like some sort of hyperpop act or SoundCloud rapper.


cccatz

Sounds like the next viral strain to shut down the world


Quake_Guy

D grade villian in a Superman comic from the 1950s. That only appeared once because the name was too stupid.


Creepy_Push8629

How are people not embarrassed when they tell people their kid's name and it's something this ridiculous


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Is this rage bait? Please tell me it is


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Forsaken-Jump-7594

Yeah... She knows that child WILL have equine related mockery thrown at her? No child in middle school will know the name of or care about a solar equinox, but I can pretty much guarantee at least one "Horse-face" insult in this child's life.


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Novel-Tea-8598

Equinox would be bad enough, but I honestly could get used to it - at least it's a word. I see NO REASON AT ALL to go with E. Quinn Aux. That's horrible. Why not just Quinn?


Sweet_Sub73

If it makes you feel any better, I met a girl named "Pluto" the other day. She said her parents were/are science needs. And Pluto is going to college for astrophysics. I mean, she practically has to, right?


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Sweet_Sub73

She sounded excited about it actually.


darkangel10848

Then it sounds like they named her correctly ( :


x_PaddlesUp_x

Oh, yes…we were quite taken with the name ourselves. It’s spelled E. Quinn Aux, but it’s pronounced: *crippling lack of self-esteem*


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x_PaddlesUp_x

I hope baby girl shares your sense of humor!


rojita369

A fulleigh phlehjed tragedeigh.


Spinnerofyarn

This is the first tragedeigh that has actually made me laugh out loud. Usually I just sigh and roll my eyes, but this one seriously made me laugh. That poor, poor child.


AnitaIvanaMartini

Quinnox sounds like he broke his glasses and taped them together *in utero.* He will breathe through his mouth, eat the food on his plate clockwise, and wear bow ties. Ask him about guppies! He’s the Guppy Guy.


darkangel10848

… also… he is a she


AnitaIvanaMartini

Ohhhh, add: She has a downy little mustache by age 11


dehydratedrain

Equinox is unique enough as it is without every single person asking what the E. stands for. That said, she better start encouraging the name Quinn early, before someone nicknames her Chevy.


Certain_Mobile1088

Yep, total tragedeigh. Normal spelling would be fine. An unusual name but common enough word. And Quinn is an easy nickname.


ChumbawumbaFan01

I thought of naming my child Louisa Anna because they were born in Louisiana. Let your sister know hormones can make you think funny things.


loveisdead9582

It is. Just spell it correctly. It’s already an unusual name.


Next-Comparison6218

Yea, that’s a weird name and a weird spelling


and_the_wee_donkey

How is this even a question?!!!


Dutch_Rayan

What kind of medicine is that? So yes a sad name.


Laythepype

Yes, unequivocally


Lux_Luthor_777

Just spell it the normal way, FFS. 🙄


Necessary_Carry_8335

Total tragedeigh 😂


EducationalPizza9999

FFS. I can't take this child abuse anymore.


nefrankl26

That poor girl


CampfireGuitars

The first rule of this sub is if you have to ask you already know the answer


bside313

Bad.


Glittersparkles7

They should not be allowed to have kids 😬


BarnyardNitemare

Kids??? They shouldn't be allowed a kitten!


AnyOneFace

That kid will be changing their name as soon as 18 hits.


_introspectivity_

The name Equinox? No. Spelling it that way? Yes.


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Sigh. They should at least spell it normally.


PumpLogger

That kid's gonna be bullied so hard


EnvironmentalShoe5

I thought this was a snark page when I saw that.


RegularNumber455

Bahahahahahahah


phonesmahones

Extreme tragedeigh


KiraiEclipse

Equinox would be an unusual but, in my opinion, acceptable name. Those alternative spellings are just abhorrent.


madhaus

Equeighnox was just sitting there


Hoppinginpuddles

This is some Elon musk grimes bullshit. Absolute dweebs.


AnnaVonKleve

There are so many beautiful and acceptable nature-related names. Aurora, Andromeda, Lily... 


jjillf

Tragedeigh.


50CentButInNickels

Is your cousin fucking Elon Musk?


Reasonable_Tenacity

If your cousin is trying to be creative/clever it’s a major fail. Your cousin will be ridiculed - probably not to her face, but definitely behind her back. I find that sad.


Rustmonger

Jesus Christ. People like this should not be allowed to procreate.


watadoo

Double tragedeigh. Choosing a bizarre name AND then customizing the spelling is over the top weird .


PinkPencils22

I think Equinox would be a cool middle name, or even a first name if the last name is very standard and they could be known as "Quinn." (Quin makes me think of "quim.") Like "I'm Equinox Jones, private eye. Call me Quinn, my friends do."


DidNotDidToo

You know the answer, and it wouldn’t change even if spelled normally.


HotchnGideonForever

Egh Kwynn Knockss


Maester_Maetthieux

A complete tragedeigh and travesteigh


StrongTxWoman

If you have to ask, then most likely it is. Yeah, totally. Sad.


kjnelson2112

So she is naming her kid after my car? I am so honored! Definitely a tragedeigh


darkangel10848

… growing up it was the name of the boys summer camp affiliated with the girls summer camp I went to … so in my mind Equinox is a very masculine name


kjnelson2112

I am not saying it isn't by any means. If I had to pick masculine or feminine I would definitely say masculine. I just find it amusing because my biggest association with Equinox is that it's what I drive 😄


Accomplished-Two3577

All these outrageous alternative spellings are insane. All these people will try to get on planes one day and end up on the no-fly list. Voting in a red state where the names have to be perfect and they will be turned away from the polls or their vote not counted.


Man-o-Bronze

That’s the real name of an old comic book supervillain.


TheHip41

Every version of this name is brutal Take a non name and make it worse.


Apprehensive_Lie3521

Tregedeigh for sure. If they like celestial names there’s so many better ones. Miranda (one of Uranus’ moons, also Noel DeGrasse Tyson’s daughters name ), Nova, Luna, Danica (morning star), cyllene and Eirene and Elara (moons of jupiter)


salmonroll22

what does the E stand for 😭


CallidoraBlack

Mmmm. Maybe Eve Quinn Eudoxia as the first, middle, and last? E QUINN OX? And then she never has to use that dumb f*cking name because her name is Eve, which is nice and normal and Evie is cute.


Kimby143

I can’t help but think of the vehicle


Born-Emu-3499

WTF?!?!


Thick_Mick_Chick

Or maybe they love large animals? Equine Ox?! 🐴🐂🤭😂🤣😭💀


No_Offer6398

It absolutely 1000% is a tragic and horrible horrible thing to name a child this. Are you for real?


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No_Offer6398

Show her this reddit...


driveitlikeyousimit

At least the kid should be fairly evenly balanced. The name though? I'm 50/50 on it. /s


Nyx_Shadowspawn

Their first name is going to be E., and they’re going to have 2 middle names? Poor kid..


Tromblown

Equinox in any spelling is a dumb name for a human.


Rose_Gold1000

Equinox- a very popular gym


Dragonflies3

They can name baby #2 Planet Fitness


muvamerry

That’s such an ugly name 😭 it’s not a name!!! Totally a tragedeigh. Just name her Eevie or Stella or Luna and leave it at that. Is their next baby going to be Milky Way??


RogueEmpireFiend

I keep seeing "Aux" as being pronounced "oh," which is the pronunciation of the French word "aux."


BlackSnow555

The name is fine, that spelling is a tragedeigh


Ken-Popcorn

There should be a law against this type of stupidity


Sector-West

Just name the FUCKing child Equinox damn 💀💀💀 Equinox is different but not actually bad IMO, like the names Auckland or Rain


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GS2702

Equinox isnt a galaxy or ocean. . . .


Zorak9379

Jesus these people


penguin_0618

My friends like galaxies and oceans and equinoxes. So they got married on the solstice, at the exact moment of the solstice, like normal people, and didn’t ruin a child’s life over it.


NotDaveBut

Quinnox is at least fairly straightforward to spell.


tango_papa101

Totally a tragedeigh.


earthwormsandwich

Equinox is a fun unique name. E. Quinn Aux should be illegal


PurrfectlyMediocre

Equinox just as it is... actually kind of cool and interesting. Quinnox... it's pretty nice but feels a bit like it's trying too hard. Even just Quinn would be adorable, but I've always liked this as a name. But E. Quinn Aux? Yikes.


StoicWeasle

LOL


Powerful-Soup-8767

With a little work it could graduate to a Tragedeigh.