I was wondering when this would show up lol. Good on you for honouring it. I wouldāve deleted my account. But you need to drink some more water my guy. Maybe itāll make it more palatable for next time lol.
I know youāre just making a joke but pee gets so much darker than that. As an alcoholic who also loves soda and sweats a shit ton at work, trust me. Pee can get dark enough it looks amber or dark orange almost. Yes i know i need to drink more water.
Don't forget, dYesgat was a spy for a foreign government hell bent on preventing the freedom of the nation of r/UFC to act as a sovereign sub. Upon Islam's victory in the war dYesgat was forced at gunpoint to turn his dick, inward, facing the wall of a glass, as the true dick is the national emblem of r/UFC! A sub he actively bet against in an attempt to suppress its freedoms and prosperity. Check the dick on your r/UFC passport, it faces the correct way. Now check his dick in the sticky. It is facing inward toward the wall of the glass. This was at gun point he was made do this. So if you back this man, you know what you are backing. It wouldnt be me anyway. Not ever. FORGED ARMY! Shove that dick into the glass YOU FOREIGN SPY!
r/UFC! Forged through battle!
Dude for real, like you make a bet like this I think we all expected a sip if you're gona own it...this mother fucker just slammed like16oz of warm piss....
The piss drinker has come forth, and absolved himself of his sins. We will now welcome him back into the light of brotherhood. Be welcome in your new life dYesgat, we salute you
Been known to tape a IV bag around my chest under my armpit then run the tube down up under the ballsšdid that shit when I got out of basic and was going to AIT. Was scared as fuck. OP didnāt drink piss. Came out too fast and stopped way too fast but a lot of dumbasses blv he did
Well I believe it because you can see the cunts cock in the glass
Edit: I just googled what the whizzinator was so I understand what youāre saying now haha
Next time make a bet that you'll drink some water all day, that shit was yellow yellow dude
Edit: I was skeptical to begin with, and am now definitely supporting the idea that this video was made with a whizzinator and some mountain dew.
https://preview.redd.it/dequu7kdof4d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376cf0177b40ea5cd9d9d7aa691c76e03e9603c2
bro what the fuck. respect for pulling through you fucking legend. but what the fuck
Fake. Dick blacker than skin? I've taken way to many piss test to know the routine. For someone who never drinks piss downed it in one gulp? No gag or yuck reflex, didn't run to go throw up, didn't even seemed bothered.. how did you piss so much or feel the need to down the whole cup like it tasted delicious.. I mean A+ for effort and production but I'm not buying. Why this picture look the same? Do all black cock look the same?
Societal hatred by honor. Will not lie, as much as I think this is gross.................I would rather have someone like this around than some people who couldn't keep their word worth a damn.
Did drink it mean chug the whole thing? Thats extra credit in my book. Id have taken a sip.
But the stopping mid stream to not over fill the cup? Am i the only one a lil sus about that? Almost like ya had an off switch
Hi OP, I've been following your posts and I think this should be a fixture of every main ufc card for the foreseeable future. Thanks for your time. Look forward to doing more business in the future.
This is the most disgusting shit i have ever seen , you guys should be ashamed of yourselves you should have bet him to drink semens . Lol
Jokes aside though ,i only joined this sub to watch news about fight and see some badass scenes of some mf fucken other mfs up , why the fuck did i need to watch some random dude drink piss ...what did the other person who bet him gained from it ?!
Remember when Lyoto Machida was drinking his own piss as a training thing to get impurities out of his system and folks were like āthatās a warriorā
Now we got weirdos on Reddit doing it because they lost a bet
MMA is Wilddddddin
By filming this and posting it, youāre saying youāre ok with anyone you know personally seeing this. You realize that right? People know what your clothes and home look likeā¦ take this down bro. Iām all about bullshitting on the internet but this can ruin your life.
He should actually show it to everyone he knows. If a guy came in to interview for a job with me, sat down and showed me this video and explained the story, Iād hire his ass on the spot.
 Wow, props for actually doing it. However I am disappointed in you.
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Not Bsolz catching a stray š
Bro I opened reddit and was watching with this exact face from beginning to end
Holy fuck Iām sent
Bratha, who give him piss??
https://preview.redd.it/ry79bftqxf4d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee2a0ac37c620796cb6a9bc1d1530e1e9e27032
I was wondering when this would show up lol. Good on you for honouring it. I wouldāve deleted my account. But you need to drink some more water my guy. Maybe itāll make it more palatable for next time lol.
That was the first water he's drank in weeks by the looks of it
Maybe itās vitamins? High doses of B will do that
Gotta be vitamins. That was my first thought, shit was super bright.
I know youāre just making a joke but pee gets so much darker than that. As an alcoholic who also loves soda and sweats a shit ton at work, trust me. Pee can get dark enough it looks amber or dark orange almost. Yes i know i need to drink more water.
Wait beer isnāt water??? Ah fuckā¦.
āNEXT TIMEā lol there should be no next time bro
He's in too deep now. One of these days the cravings will start up again..
This fucking subreddit smh
Fanbase went from just bleed to drinking their own piss on cam. Reddit on!
This is the real machida era ufc fans just drinking piss
Just pee.
Don't forget, dYesgat was a spy for a foreign government hell bent on preventing the freedom of the nation of r/UFC to act as a sovereign sub. Upon Islam's victory in the war dYesgat was forced at gunpoint to turn his dick, inward, facing the wall of a glass, as the true dick is the national emblem of r/UFC! A sub he actively bet against in an attempt to suppress its freedoms and prosperity. Check the dick on your r/UFC passport, it faces the correct way. Now check his dick in the sticky. It is facing inward toward the wall of the glass. This was at gun point he was made do this. So if you back this man, you know what you are backing. It wouldnt be me anyway. Not ever. FORGED ARMY! Shove that dick into the glass YOU FOREIGN SPY! r/UFC! Forged through battle!
I think we need to have a sit down with his family...a pisservention of sorts.
That went down way easier than it should have. Not the first time me thinks.
āWhen I bet my piss, I only make bets I know Iāll loseā
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Yoooo this made me Crack up
Strikes me as someone who wanted an excuse to drink their piss and upload a video for a sexual kink
Yeah itās like the head shave ones where itās clearly someone who shaves their head lol, although a lot weirder admittedly
Heās the one who came up with the idea and Islam is a stylistic nightmare for dp. Bro just wanted a taste
If im drinking piss im not downing it. I'm hesitating and maybe gagging . Bro showed his cock too something ain't adding up
Dude for real, like you make a bet like this I think we all expected a sip if you're gona own it...this mother fucker just slammed like16oz of warm piss....
Absolute sex offender behaviour, the whole video.
Maybe, maybe not. Letās see if he makes another piss bet for this weekās card. If he takes Dominick Reyes to win weāll know for sure.
My lord. This is the wildest shit Iāve seen in this sub I canāt believe you actually did this What the actual hell š
They sell fake dildos for drug testing nowdays
Itās more fun if you assume itās real
The piss drinker has come forth, and absolved himself of his sins. We will now welcome him back into the light of brotherhood. Be welcome in your new life dYesgat, we salute you
I dont associate with people who drinks their piss, unless they're dying of thirst.
it looked green like tf
Bro pissing Mello Yellowš
You definitely used The Whizzinator
Whizzinator and Mellow yellow or Mountain Dew. You could see the second squeeze in the cup
So fake. People in here are gullible af.
i genuinely canāt believe so many people are buying this, piss aināt carbonated like dat š
Or with that pressure! Also, why would he fill the glass so full? If it was really piss heād want to drink as little as possible.
Yeah that shit came out with PSI haha
And stopped on a dime
Got me my first big boy job out of college. Best $70 bucks I ever spent
Been known to tape a IV bag around my chest under my armpit then run the tube down up under the ballsšdid that shit when I got out of basic and was going to AIT. Was scared as fuck. OP didnāt drink piss. Came out too fast and stopped way too fast but a lot of dumbasses blv he did
I scrolled way too far for this. So fake.
Right? I thought I was the only one not retarded, thankfully I was wrong and thereās still hope for humanity
Well I believe it because you can see the cunts cock in the glass Edit: I just googled what the whizzinator was so I understand what youāre saying now haha
https://preview.redd.it/46qjqynsyf4d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f21d68cb49f333db06e4716779e57ccc2ab9c90
Next time make a bet that you'll drink some water all day, that shit was yellow yellow dude Edit: I was skeptical to begin with, and am now definitely supporting the idea that this video was made with a whizzinator and some mountain dew.
https://preview.redd.it/hj732860nf4d1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=fac7d896a5827b99d1be279539e0395178d3a9ee
I remember the old days when a redditor would eat a can of asparagus when his fighter lost.
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This couldnāt possibly have been your first time bro you made it look easy
https://preview.redd.it/dequu7kdof4d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376cf0177b40ea5cd9d9d7aa691c76e03e9603c2 bro what the fuck. respect for pulling through you fucking legend. but what the fuck
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? https://preview.redd.it/newk1hkmxf4d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdebadb2428e2634b6a8df763580f3160225b135
That's fucking illegal
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100% a wizzinator.
https://preview.redd.it/ez2yvsgstf4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36a24988cd2e819ebfbf9aec74a8129923c49c1 Nice try stud
Fake. Dick blacker than skin? I've taken way to many piss test to know the routine. For someone who never drinks piss downed it in one gulp? No gag or yuck reflex, didn't run to go throw up, didn't even seemed bothered.. how did you piss so much or feel the need to down the whole cup like it tasted delicious.. I mean A+ for effort and production but I'm not buying. Why this picture look the same? Do all black cock look the same?
That is 100 percent flat Mountain Dew
Not even that flat, definitely still some carbonation
Lyoto Machida be like āyouāre taking everything I worked for motherfucker.ā
Societal hatred by honor. Will not lie, as much as I think this is gross.................I would rather have someone like this around than some people who couldn't keep their word worth a damn.
I feel like this is fake because of the bubbles at the top of the glass but on the other hand i sleep better never knowing for sure
bro ffs that's disgusting lol but respect for honoring the bet. champ shit only
This is going down in r/UFC history lol
It's faked. Obviously. Dude's cock is jet black.
Jett blackšš
Bro unless there was a fucking literal gun to your head you know you could've just NOT done this right?
Fuck that, this is honor. How could you live the rest of your life knowing that you didnāt do it.
How could you be dumb enough to put yourself in this situation?
Definitely a stupid decision, but good follow through
Fair play bro, but drink more water, especially if youre planning on drinking your piss.
This man's piss is carbonated!
Man, you need to drink some more waterā¦
Mfs thirsty for attention
You didn't care about the bet. You just wanted to drink your own piss.
Mf gulped that shit down like there was money on the table š
That's how I drink apple juice too
I am no longer a UFC fan.
Tried so hard to cover it up and you still fail. Guess it fits for a guy who would make such a dumb bet
Lol everyone comenting and failed to see it. Dumb dumbs
Itās so shockingly fake I canāt believe how many believe it
Lyoto Machida style
Damn, really honored his bet. Respect.
Oooo shitš
You're a legend for following through but my god, how many highlighters do you eat a day for your piss to be that color?
Youāre the man for following through, Iād just disappear off the internet
Fuck a bet dude don't drink piss.
You definitely just wanted to drink your own piss. Everything else is just a front
Fuuuuck people are dumb.
https://i.redd.it/6s6ady570g4d1.gif
Bro why did you drink the whole glass
Why the fuck is it neon!?
Fucking disgusting. You definitely wanted to do that.
yeah not your first time clearly, moron. Also drink some water.
Nah bro, you need to drink some fuckinā water it aināt supposed to look like beer.
Did drink it mean chug the whole thing? Thats extra credit in my book. Id have taken a sip. But the stopping mid stream to not over fill the cup? Am i the only one a lil sus about that? Almost like ya had an off switch
Why the fuck would you actually commit to some dumb shit that you said on Redditā¦
INTEGRITY
Real shit š
Hahahahahahahaha. Well a bets a bet.
Bro unlocked the super power of Machida
WTF!
Ure dehydrated bro
Hi OP, I've been following your posts and I think this should be a fixture of every main ufc card for the foreseeable future. Thanks for your time. Look forward to doing more business in the future.
A man of his honor. Respect.
Man what the hell
Bratha no
Jesus fucking christ
Some Mountain Dew right there.
Fake as fuck. Should have not done it or actually drank your own piss. Faking it is the lamest
Yeah that's like mtn dew or something not piss
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That is horrific.. you couldn't have flushed everything out before and at least have some clear pee to drink? You must hate yourself..
WTF did I just watch?
This is the most disgusting shit i have ever seen , you guys should be ashamed of yourselves you should have bet him to drink semens . Lol Jokes aside though ,i only joined this sub to watch news about fight and see some badass scenes of some mf fucken other mfs up , why the fuck did i need to watch some random dude drink piss ...what did the other person who bet him gained from it ?!
That is a fake dick/whizinator. I've done many a piss test and it is impossible to fill a vessel that quickly
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Bro nobody wanted you to do that
Apple juice ā¦ Iām calling shenanigans! Shenanigans!!!
Fair play
wtf in God's name
my day is ruined
Remember when Lyoto Machida was drinking his own piss as a training thing to get impurities out of his system and folks were like āthatās a warriorā Now we got weirdos on Reddit doing it because they lost a bet MMA is Wilddddddin
No one called Lyoto a warrior for piss drinking. We called him a fucking fruitcake.
Ugh you dirty motherfucker
Bro I did tell you to stay hydrated in preparation smh
Holy shit I expected just a sip but you went full Lyoto Machida in the morning on that glassš¤Æ
This isnāt political, this is monster energy.
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Drink some water.
Dude just take the ban like a normal fucking personā¦
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God have mercy. Respect.
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That fake bruh
That's mountain dew
https://i.redd.it/mjcc9idypg4d1.gif .......
Taking away you're Black card rn
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You sir, are a moron. 
This is why Iām an animal person! Some of you are just š¤¦š¼āāļø
Why??? Just why??? We are screwed as a society.
Plot twist- Heās one of those guys who drinks urine for health benefits anyway
Brother you could've just deleted your reddit and made a new one.
This man is now goated within this subreddit for being a man of his word. Mods, enshrine him into the wiki!
By filming this and posting it, youāre saying youāre ok with anyone you know personally seeing this. You realize that right? People know what your clothes and home look likeā¦ take this down bro. Iām all about bullshitting on the internet but this can ruin your life.
He should actually show it to everyone he knows. If a guy came in to interview for a job with me, sat down and showed me this video and explained the story, Iād hire his ass on the spot.
Redditors saying he used a whizzinator mad because he's hung unlike them
Youāve earned my respect. You a real one. The realest.