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TheLastAirGender

He’s holding a baby to prove he doesn’t pullout?


KnuckleExpert

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Unusual-Shock-1699

This is gold😂


Easy-Tangelo1023

i can totaly imagine his cocaine brain coming up with this


Mintyyungpoo

Cant fight a man holding a baby.


DarthRathikus

..without stretching first


blinkomatic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HjA1RLLJU6Q


hereforlive

https://preview.redd.it/8j1vgxzj267d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f04e0b8ea04d9e4585342f4c11db37840033c4b


smokingbill

Where is this from ? 🤣


MrStealYoVirginity

Exactly what I thought


darkforestnews

You beat me to it.


smpsnfn13

Reminded me of a time when I saw a lady hit another lady while she was holding her baby. I went and caught the baby. This woman almost dropped the baby. So now I'm a grown man standing in a parking lot with a random baby and two women fighting in front of me. I honestly just waited until they were done, and when she was sitting on the ground, I gave her baby back and ran. Idk why I ran. I was just thinking I got to get tf out.


EffectiveTradition53

This is Jerry Springer Elite level


ZekeMoss18

"Fuck them Kids" - Michael Jordan


Opaleaagle

"Fuck them Kids" • ⁠Michael Jackson


Queenstravesty44

What? I’ll straight Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse/Roundhouse a dude holding a kitten for fricks sake. ![gif](giphy|26AHNYAXXOmQu65pK)


Shoot4Teams

Can’t punch a man wearing glasses


GregBule

Can fight a baby holding a man though


Street-Spinach-8492

Watch out for the eye pokes and fishhooks. Babies fight dirty


Valen-UX

His first grandchild


MP3PlayerBroke

what if he's been training with Jackie Chan?


Fun_Role_19

That would be a pretty shitty spot to have an injury going into a fight lmao. He would be leaking after the first punch


stiffyonwheels

Not only that but it may not have been his choice if this is true. Doctors and commisions can deny him a license to fight if the cut was bad enough.


FoldedTopLip

Years ago Alex Gustafson had to be forced out of the main event like the week beforehand, of an event built around him in Sweden due to a similar cut over the eye Coincidentally that was the event McGregor made his UFC debut


wengerz_coat

Now it’s on Ian Garry to continue the Avatar cycle


mikmatthau

AG was always my favorite. was really sad to see that his career never went big big time


Soothsayer71

Shoot, Nate Diaz leaks if the bass drops too hard during his intro. I can't think of a worse place to develop scar tissue for fighters.


Neither_Spell_9040

Gotta be miserable, my bjj instructor fought mma when he was younger and basically his entire face is scar tissue, his will start bleeding from the slightest bump just while rolling.


RaidenDoesReddit

Hol up You are wlecome  https://youtu.be/XCawU6BE8P8?si=SfT2BbVf-tkdYGUu


Jimmy03Z

Holy shit I haven’t heard of the lonely island in so long, thank you 🤣


LordLucy666

not leaking from a cut lol, but a scratched cornea probably. shit feels like there’s a hair in ur eye and u can’t do nothing about it. it can effect ur vision as well. why tf would he wear those glasses for a normal cut on his skin


markiethefett

100% this. I scratched my cornea a few years ago and it never healed properly. I've now got something called Corneal erosion syndrome which fucking hurts. All these eye pokes the fighters keep getting, do much more damage than they think.


RarefiedAir1

Keep trying to fix your cornea for the rest of your life at all costs


markiethefett

I definitely didn't appreciate my eyes enough until this. 👍🏼


SchwiftySqaunch

Medical advancements are coming along to save eyesight issues like this but the results and how it looks afterwards is no bueno. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/TqWkkLJJr6


Citizen_DildoBaggins

Had something similar happen to me, my infant daughter gouged my eye pretty bad. Never healed right, a little pocket of my cornea would randomly detach from my eye and I would be effectively blind and in pain for a week straight off and on over the course of 2 years. Doctors called it a "Recurrent Corneal Erosion". The solution was to grind the entire corneal surface away so it grows back within 6 months from a clean slate. Solved the issue.


justsomeuser23x

I also should be more careful when I play with my cat. Could end badly quickly for the eyes. A few years ago I was taking off my shirt too quickly and forgot it had Buttons, and one of the buttons got caught around my eye ball/scratching. I guess I’m lucky that so far it seems to have healed more or less fine but time will tell. Eyes & good eye sight are a precious thing


betterplanwithchan

Look into cornea transplant if the condition gets worse *Note: not a doctor


TheLastAirGender

It looks like he might have a skin laceration on his left eyelid through the sunglasses. He might wear it for cosmetic reason, or maybe his cornea was also injured.


mssly

It looks to me like the reflection of a hand holding a phone?


xMilk112x

That’s a reflection.


TheLastAirGender

Maybe! I can’t tell


pacificunlimited

Bro, just see red and use your speed to knock your opponent out before he has a chance to swing. Geez, such an easy problem to solve


Fun_Role_19

Real


Pennypacking

Hope it wasn’t a headbutt without head gear on.


Trfe

Torn bicep. The arm under the baby is a fake. His actual arm is in a sling under that intentionally puffy sweatshirt.


Mort_DeRire

Like the secret service guys


I4Vhagar

Except instead of a compact smg he’s holding a bottle of jamo and a baggy of Peruvian bambam


echoohce1

"These are fake hands!!"


jkm421

Looks like he had a baby. It's paternity leave


TheLastAirGender

What are you talking about? Chandler just had two babies and they are HUGE…


jkm421

![gif](giphy|l0HefZY0mFfLS9AFa)


AdPrestigious839

You mean porier?


youlook_likeme

This baby looks 4-5 months old at least


TomGreen77

His eye’s a fookin’ balloon mate.


GenTelGuy

Am I just blind or what? All I see behind his sunglasses is the reflection of the guy taking the photo? Or is that lateral line supposed to be stitches?


ffgold

I think it’s above his left eye just by comparing it to his right but it’s hard to tell


GenTelGuy

Agreed but it might be a reflection in the sunglasses Imo if it were an eye cut they'd want to come out and say so cause the much more likely case that it's a shin/knee problem is way more damaging to his viability in future fights


ffgold

Yeah I think you’re right. The more I’m looking at it the more I see a guys head right above what I thought the cut was.


NoTinnitusHear

Top left of the eye looks like the fingers and phone of the person taking the photo.


Blastosist

Looks like he got punched in the cocaine.


Srivo10

Conor’s PR: Conor’s out with a nostril injury Fans: Do you mean ‘nose’? PR: …no


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Take ibuprofen


Saucy208

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic


Linden5150

Some whisky and a bump?


Bryranosaurus

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flowermoonbambino

Man “take eyebuprofen” was right there smh


stevektRED

Ice does wonders.


RobQuinnpc

It’s a reflection but sure


ShowUsYaGrowler

Oi! Ye leaave me choild ewt ah this!


paralleluniversitee

That's Scottish m8


sickduck666

Git tae fook fae me wee bairn lad


Rizzaboi

How long his son been a baby lol? Feel like it’s been 5 years and I know he has multiple kids but still


satyrcan

He was syphoning poor child's HGH to himself this whole time. Jig is up.


xRedStaRx

https://preview.redd.it/993kl1xlw37d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29277f33629ba493e4877f7646ae5251ad672276


gabriel_oly10

Sure seems like his left eye is fucked. Completely understandable to pull out


xRedStaRx

It's really weird, I can see bruising under the eye, but the whole eye is also bloodshot from what it looks like.


MainhaySiKarlo

Conor's bald again?


Dson1

old guy form the pub had his revenge


Future_Sweet9921

The ol' Charles olivera method. Nice.


Jimyccc

This is an old photo btw I’m surprised nobody noticed lol


Separate-Effective33

Yes i agree it's a cut over the eye and around Anal cavity.


redactedforever

That woman probably clocked him after one too many dress grabs


a_lexus97

Im pretty convinced he’s been on a coke bender and he’s not in any shape to fight. He was clearly high as hell in the roadhouse interview and Dana isn’t saying what happened until he “gets right”? There’s no injury.


CarbonPurple

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BackendSpecialist

His injury is from a piss test lol


Ellie_Llewellyn

Who's the guy holding him?


creepoch

Who sparked him in sparring?


El_Coloso

Jeremy Stephens


Dry_Childhood_2971

Who da fuck is that guy?


El_Coloso

Attaboy


Ethical-Hoax

Got knocked out by the old guy in the bar. Revenge is sweet.


BiggusDickusFromWome

Wasn’t there a rumour(no idea how legit) that he was KOed in training?


jfsoaig345

There was yeah but there was no credibility to that rumor. And given the fact that Conor historically spars against bums he clearly outclasses I highly doubt that to be the case.


1-luv

Could have waited to booze & coke after retiring. Conor is the best PSA on what NOT to do after reaching the top.


TheLastAirGender

I don’t know—he seems to be holding on to his wealth and fame and doing whatever the fuck he wants. As disasters go, he’s cringe, but I’ve seen worse crashes


asmd315

Problem is that he isn’t. Still the biggest draw and by far the richest.


1-luv

If he faces real competition when he gets back, he'll be used as a punching bag again. But I agree, he is the biggest draw.


piltonpfizerwallace

Also just a good example of how motivation works. He doesn't have any adversity now and struggles tremendously with motivation.


putitonice

Facts what a tragedy of a human being after a legendary ascension


11cutandshuffle23

The man’s never pulled out before…


cliffwob

Dana will do anything to keep this man in the limelight, even if it means letting Conor do what he wants. Personally I think Conor knows his time is up and since he has been focusing on his whisky and for some reason, making movies, over training to do his job, I think its time to let the Conor hype die and we start giving actual active fighters some time to shine.


[deleted]

Is the cut in the room with us ?


Kalabula

Dude can’t even afford to pave his driveway. Broke bum.


Wrong-West-9581

Purposefully punched


anchors101

That is what happened to Oliveria remember


walkdownzoemachete

His son is going to be a tank, atleast 6’5, yall saw him as a newborn? He was huge ![gif](giphy|3orieYJ5E6MBrv0YSI)


Malcazeen

Nice watch 👍


ismanm

that child is born to a life of billionaire


dubiously_immoral

Did he try putting him in rice?


Dapper-Educator-7494

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mrw4787

Where cut?…


nice_flutin_ralphie

Those sunglasses are absolutely appalling


MA1998

He got ko’d by Zab Judah in sparring. Common knowledge in Dublin and SBG but being kept hush hush.


jdavidmcgregor

The shaved head also suggests a second hair transplant to fix the trash one he got last time.


_stoned_chipmunk_

Conor rocking the Patek Philippe Ellipse with a custom band. Straight fire.


Guy_Le_Man

He cut it on the mirror he was doing the coke on.


JuiceyTaco

Look at that little future asshat.


magebot_tony

We will never see Conor fight in the octagon again, change my mind


JonathanS93

ive been telling you people, he got knocked out in practice badly prior to presser, doctor wouldnt let him fight, severely concussed, i been saying this since day 1 and that i got the info from a person training at his gym but no one believed me.


Holiday_Pool_4445

A cut above the rest !


MisterFistYourSister

Dude literally posted photos of himself after all of this shit came to light. His eyes looked fine


gnarrcan

Lmao what kinda picture is this


Nduguu77

Why do you think that


CommissionUseful9824

Broken vagina


putitonice

He's cutting something alright , but it involves a card not stitches


Traditional-Hat1026

I tell you what, it would have been a bad day to be a Forged Irish stout when the fight was officially called off. My boy is no longer a sniffer, he's a gulper.


Zealousideal-Pie4213

He went to go get his 15th hair surgery lol


Cyph21

Ngl he shaved his head, then he was probably gonna fight foreal


[deleted]

He is sick with alcoholism


hike2bike

Or bad sunglasses


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|ZZCl0zJbwhv0MnzvGK|downsized)


AcrobaticWin3240

Looks like his leg


Infused_Hippie

An eye cut? M8’s got a huge ass black eye!!


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

sometimes i wonder if they avril lavigne'd his ass https://preview.redd.it/o48i5m6ur27d1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7e7b946a81d97e61217a2538271578cf6590bdd


Mookhaz

Is this a euphemism in reference to his druggie glasses?


cotch85

How is this confirmation of an eye injury I see nothing


smackknucklehead

Brain damage


kutzur-titzov

It’s a broken septum


jdmwell

I heard he wanted to fight with an eyepatch, but the tomato wouldn't let him pirate the event.


LickEmTomorrow

He’s gone shaved head Conor.


KingJzeee

Take an Eye drop then


droolsdownchin

I just don't think he wants to fight, remember when everyone said that about olly last year?


Still_Swim8820

Pussy...


PolarGCNips

Injured his puss


[deleted]

Zoom in and it just looks like the reflection of someone’s finger who’s holding the camera. If it was a bad cut in sparring they’d have said that, rather than some mysterious injury.


IntentionallyBlunt69

I'm pretty sure it was a bone bruise on his leg


DANGER_1300B

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therealjgreens

His head is coming apart at the seams


SuccessfulWait1457

What watch he's wearing? Thanks .


ButtHuRtMoD24

He's got Fatfuckitis. He's done .


FDVP

Victory has defeated him and all he has left to market is, Who will smash Connor into retirement? Yawn.


lBeerFartsl

Probably a septum injury from all that blow.


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

Pupils like pissholes in the snow more likely


Wildcat_Dunks

That's a baller Patek Golden Ellipse.


bisteot

If Dana didnt gave a return date, we can be sure it is not something as simple as a cut in the eye. It means that either, Dana is done with Conor, or it is more serious (drug abuse or leg or both)


Traditional-Music363

This guy is ageing


BeRad85

Who’s that goofy looking bastard that’s carrying him?


imgirafarigmi

I heard his eye was a balloo-'an.


svAdagioME

Looks like his injury is that haircut.


Coastkiwi

It’s marketing. He’s gunning for the sphere.


Hank-the-ninja

Or it’s sunny out?


Apprehensive_Sell601

Ya know, I didn’t even think of this. When he posted the pictures I didn’t notice anything with his legs that looked like an injury, but I thought it was odd that he had glasses on in every picture. If you zoom in on the right side of the picture, you can see what looked like a cut on his eyebrow


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

He got air in his cocaine hole.


Agent-Active

He didn’t want the fight


Swimming-Food-9024

Looks like his injury is gonna require the 12 steps of healing….


kakashi6ix9

Probably getting another hair transplant. Probably why he shaved his head again


aegis666

The secret is that he would have done ANYTHING to not fight another cheating pos like himself, up to, and including pulling his own fucking eyeball out.


seemeeee

Conor suffers from bitchitus!


LordReekrus

Plot twist: OP means Connor just simply can't see himself fighting Chandler


Canyoutaketheheat

He was getting tagged in sparring maybe? That might be why he pulling out because he’s getting caught in sparring


stylinandprofilin88

Every year he flukes a comeback he’s always got a new baby


bebobbadobop

What a little bitch….. his dad too.