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DTAD18

Get Faber in there to shake that chin


bellynipples

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GodSigmaGigaChad

Love the username btw


mcbainer019

Far and away one of the funniest moments with Connor ever. Absolutely torched him


solutiontoproblems1

It was more of a funny jab, he absolutely torched who the hell is that guy guy.


AnOrdinaryMammal

Seems like a totally different person. He’s not even witty anymore, just aggressive. He used to tear people up in ways that were so difficult to respond to.


CarbonPurple

Faber? That 50-year old retired skateboarder guy?


Ccbm2208

I love how this isn’t even a joke anymore. Urijah Faber will be 50 in no time.


Relative-Put-5344

I mean other than that, literally every part of it is still and always will be a joke


Winter_Gate_6433

Come on now, shake, that, chin for me boy, shake that chin for me, oh now shake, that, chin for me boy, shake that chin for me.


Chance-Fun-3169

A dentist a menace..hygienist. i dont know the words. Open that mouth for bout 4 5 minutes


Constantine_f100

Crazy how an 8 year old insult still hits the same


Igetdubss

😭😭


Convict_felon

And no alcohol banners in the octagon


No_Character_2543

Hopefully no gambling ads and maybe they should do every card there.


Rendakor

Heartbreaking: the worst country you know just made a great point.


GodSentGodSpeed

I know in formula 1 they get around the alcohol ban by simply promoting their 0% drinks


EnterNameHere777

I watched the weight-ins, honestly I didn't even notice till now


dutchfromsubway

It’s so funny when people were shitting on khabib when he said they’re irrelevant, they were saying shit like “it’s essential, it adds to the presentation” 😂😂


Genghis_Chong

I had to convince my wife that ring girls were important to the culture of competitive fighting lol. I mean they are part of the history of it. BTW I watched a tough man thing on youtube recently, some ole local girls getting pretty wild shaking their cheeks on that one lol. It made UFCs girls seem pretty classy Edit: pretty sure this was the competition https://youtu.be/zlt8ANNQ0OQ?si=OMnevBFgHmqo8RYS


Sir_Shatsalot

I'm guessing rough and rowdy lol They gotta work for the $500 ring girl prize, I dunno if they get paid otherwise


huntexlol

Bro you dont fucking know, these ring girls get PAID. Tinfoil time: Makes me think the UFC withholds the fighters income so they keep fighting. Watch how money made conor so inactive, I mean he wants to come back yes... well yknow but like for other fighters the UFC wants to make them NEEDD to fight unlike boxing


DragonKing0203

That’s not even tinfoil it’s just correct. With how quickly their biggest stars lose motivation/jump ship I don’t blame them sometimes.


Grouchy-Fill1675

I mean, when your passion and livelihood is fighting, even if you enjoy it, are passionate about it, it's still getting punched in the head for a living. Like, if given an out, you will probably take it. lol I like my job, but if I won the lottery I would bounce IMMEDIATELY.


UnparalleledSuccess

He’s talking about rough n’rowdy ring girls, not ufc. I don’t think they get paid much.


trowawHHHay

Ah! Thank you, was trying to remember the trailer-park style tough man.


JFpizzamaster

They are the most tame / most lame


SupremeNewfie

You cannot be saying things like this without the link sir.


Genghis_Chong

Added to original comment you animal lol


preptimebatman

He’s not wrong but it’s also a tradition in combats sports. The problem with Khabib is that he doesn’t want to continue tradition unless it ties with his religion. It’s his choice to do whatever he pleases with his promotion. However, it’s also the UFC’s choice to have ring girls.


wimpymist

Tbh it's a pretty dumb tradition. Literally nothing would champ if they got rid of them


Hour-Anteater9223

Shit why do they have cheerleaders in football? Don’t they know their cheers are irrelevant to the teams performance? Guess we should nix those too because EVERYONE is so offended and distracted from the game by 8 girls dancing in a corner.


Remote_Bus_7029

Totally dude. Like why would you want pretty girls to look at when there’s half naked muscular men on stage. 😍


Barnettmetal

Exactly. I tune into this sport to satisfy my gay urges, not to look at some disgusting women.


Slippery_Gooch

They are, I love looking at Brookilyn Wren's awesome tits


TrojanHorse9k

That's how useless they are


CalmMaunga

Yeah, because you actually like watching mma Not the fucking shitshow UFC is becoming everywhere else


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TheJohnnyFlash

It's mostly window dressing, not nearly as wide-spread available as they make it seem. Source: I know people teaching over there.


Delanorix

I know people too and they said it feels like an awesome start. Source: i know people from my time working in the aviation sector


ismanm

window dressing?


Johnny_Poppyseed

Superficial. Appears one way on the surface but not really true at the deeper level. Like something painted on a window. Window dressing.


ismanm

ahhhhhh


Mr_Funbags

Folks don't need to downvote someone sincerely asking for clarification, do they?


Hefty_Situation7210

Uh would that be the same prince that chopped an American journalist into tiny pieces?


AloneCan9661

He wasn't an American citizen. He was a long-term resident. He was still Saudi Arabian which is how they managed to do what they did and why he needed to go to the Saudi consulate in the first place. Can you imagine the shit storm that would have happened if this happened in an American embassy?


eyeeatmyownshit

Yikes


ShowUsYaGrowler

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No_Bee9524

100


Ronaldinhoe

You know what I did notice? No shitty WMMA on the main card, I’m all for it. More of that instead of forcefully shoving a women’s fight of a big events main card or a $100 ppv like the one next weekend.


Reso

In F1 people said “it won’t be the same sport without grid girls” and then they got rid of grid girls and nobody noticed.


inneholdersulfitter

They have been banned in Australia too for years, but only like 8 people noticed.


Sir_Shax

Banned in what?


iPureSkillz

Nothing of value was missed


Beer-Milkshakes

Nobody noticed because you see them for 40 seconds before a race that lasts 2 hours


Adventurous_Run8041

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The_Anatomical_Anus

alhamdhulillah


K-mosake

That's Haram brother


takeittothetop1

Khabib was right, they serve no purpose. Until this post, I didn't even notice that they weren't there.


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

They serve the purpose of being sexy hype women.


Previous_Spell_426

I mean, you remove the ring girls and it does make the whole event way more gay. Fans will have nothing to blame their erections on during the fights.


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TheBestDivest

> Fans will have nothing to blame their erections on during the fights. There's still Dern.


wubbalubbadubdub45

![gif](giphy|IvqfGNIgN6OwdkCNuG) “Focus on the fight brother”


No_Character_2543

Made zero difference.


Cheek-Creepy

Honestly, who cares lol


Extreme-You6235

Good —Khabib, (probably)


Real_Evening_6706

Obviously


Bot-357

Based


Jolly-Librarian3715

no ring girls, no women's fights and no alcohol served.


SimRacing313

Who cares, just be grateful that we're getting some decent fights at least


Sal21G

*just be grateful we’re getting fights lol. This card has been massacred.


Jesus_GB

Good


izan3000

How it should be


Remote-Persimmon4583

I dislike combat events in Saudi Arabia, feels so artificial. Filled w rich men w no souls


ShaoLoong

I agree with you on that. It feels like those guys aren't even fan of the sport and are just there for the status


AragornBinArathorn

Isn't it like that everywhere.. I mean real fans sit at the back. Who would pay $50,000 just to sit in front and get blood and sweat thrown at you. It's all for attention and status


EmNas2

im saudi myself and ive went to all boxing events happened here, and you're 100% right, most of the people there don't know shit about combat and go there because its an unusual event, i was sitting in vip for 5V5 boxing event, and next to me was a group of 5 women who were dissecting the fights in the most wrong way possible, one NICE LADY had the audacity to say "i think the black guy is winning" reffering to wildler while he is getting fckd by zhang.


Own-Homework-1363

brother, don't call our sisters 'bitch'.


Butt_Stuph

The only B word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.


EmNas2

sorry that was really rude from me. thank for your comment


ChiefSampson

Their status and to sports wash their shitty global reputation.


Dinoking123456

Lack of half naked women filled with plastic just to be stared at by thirsty men (which is literally objectification, but people don’t want to complain about that) is artificial?  Also let’s be real here, women here in the west have been convinced being naked is the only way they can express freedom and feel empowered, where her character no longer matters, *that* is real objectification. I’m no feminist, and I live in the west.


AloneCan9661

I'm not going to lie dude. When I was a young man and we had things such as Playboy/Penthouse magazines that would come with interviews of the women that were being photographed I'd always be puzzled because they would literally say that...I'm free and empowered and I'd be like, "You know you're catering to a male audience, right? Like the power still resides with the men here."


Polinius

"Objectification" only seems to be an issue for modern western society if the woman doesn't do it to herself, despite providing the same content the 'objectifiers' crave. It's a ridiculous double standard. 'Objectification is bad' and 'sex work is real work' cannot both be true.


dog_from_china

yeah no disrespect to their religion but seeing the same one guy in the audience makes it look like they’re copy+pasted background characters for an indie video game


spaceman_202

the average Joe isn't going Saudi is a conservative paradise, the rich and the people that get their crumbs from them looking down on millions and millions of poor want a bear want a bikini? off with your head oh you're rich? bikini coke parties with beer as long as the plebs don't find out and if you report it or hint at reporting it? off with your head free speech Musk and Dana love those guys, they have the same values, rules for everyone but me


Cum-Gun-5000

Who cares? It's a fight event. If you want to sniff your own farts about political opinions there are millions of better outlets for that


ThinBluePenis

Just because you like sucking the balls of the elite doesn’t mean the rest of us have to, you clown.


Imaginary0atmeal

well put


Remote-Persimmon4583

Lol good way to put it


emru95

I hate saudi arabia, but as a european i‘m so happy to be able to watch it on a decent time


LetsGeauxSaints

honestly as an american, a 9am start time is pretty cool- i love waking up to sports


Toiban7

You hate the government or the people?


emru95

The government


Salimzyzz

A lot of the princes are actually seriously into martial arts, they’re rich no doubt but they’re pumping more money into the sport and raising the quality, level and pay. Maybe not liking seeing Arab fans in the audience in traditional garb is a you issue and not them🤷‍♂️


whitebeard97

And the west has its soul intact? Hah OKAY.


higgboson7

You could say the same about the apex


boombastico_3

Huh ,I didnt even notice


daddy_qaht

And barely anyone noticed lol


SilverFox4428

Dude, honestly didn’t notice until seeing this post lol. Khabib had a point, they serve no purpose lol


Brave_Acadia8214

damn bro thanks for telling me, i didnt notice!!!


Rebar4Life

Wow. Never thought I’d agree with their values. Better this way.


7the-dude-abides420

Redbar in the wild.


wolseybaby

It may be a tradition but it’s a shit tradition that no one would miss


Automatic-Buy3708

Based.


kidseshamoto

I feel so old I don't understand what this even means lol can you explain


Remote-Persimmon4583

Am i old? What the fuck does based mean


kidseshamoto

https://parade.com/living/based-meaning Gotta fkn google these things now to keep up with the youngins lol


WarlordHelmsman

how is no women based


tom-cash2002

Yeah, no shit.


Keepitneat727

It’s haram bratha, only smesh and train


halkenburgoito

Good, no reason to have them.


silver_survivor4

Remove those chicks from the whole UFC setting and nothing substandard gets affected (apart from maybe Jon Anik having a chance to say Ariany Celeste opening the round or some shit like that). Ring girls just showcase the ancient backwards culture that surrounded our sport back in the days. I couldn’t give two shits about anyone holding a placard with the round number in between rounds. I am watching a fight and I definitely know what round it is. Get those broads out of here. Khabib was always right.


Scrubnubzz

Ha gay


SenorPooter

Did you expect ring girls in Saudi Arabia?


casualfinderbot

Literally unwatchable 


Sad-Independence9753

Works for me. Always annoyed me that these ring girls who get by in life by being beautiful get to share the stage with these warriors who have spent decades mastering their crafts


Ohthatsnotgood

Agreed, I’d rather they give their paychecks to the fighters.


Quickman2012

Nope. They love just having a ton of dudes running around. Haram.


shamimurrahman19

Great. The other venues should stop wasting money on them too.


Accomplished-Sign924

call it what you want, the ring girls are unnecessary overall.. but if they INISIST on keeping em, then keep em as actual ring girls. take em to the ppv's and have em do the rounds, but on weigh-ins??? seems kinda pointless. it actually made sense with arianny celeste, but no girl after her has had that fame. so keep em home! --


iSOBigD

Rememeber when the one girl defended her value by saying she needs to work hard by posting selfies on social media and taking photos with fans? 🙄 I'm here for the fights, and I can see the round number thanks to the CG announcement graphics, I would never notice that they're gone.


acrumbled

Bobby might not feel like hardcore masturbating now


T0NEZZY

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Fisherman420

In other news water is wet


SeaweedFinancial3856

Are they necessary? No. Do we all want them? I mean…


Master_Engineer1293

There are no females anywhere and you are wondering where the half naked ones are lol


TuQueSabrasDeLaVida

What a bunch of simps. Those critizicing it, I mean. If you care about a ring girl, you probably get no pussy at all irl


marsbars2345

It'd be hilarious if they had them up there with hijabs


Dead40

Good.


mmabet69

I think it’s kind of funny that we can watch two men try and kill each other for sport but some T&A may be a bit to much to handle lol weird line to draw in the sand


Hugh_Jankles

"Sand" Wow. Racist.


siimbaz

Saudis are gay. Can't have any of that!


ShutupSenpai

Saudi Arabia gay as hell


InertKat

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thatboyrowdy

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frizzylizzy77

How's it feel that a 19 year old kid gets more attention then a Whittaker main event. Guarantee the ring girls would be in attendance for chiwiws


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Than


Able-Work-4942

Literally homosexuals


Witty-Bar3845

Or just not degenerates


Optimal_Rub3140

I'm from that part of the world and I just never understood the obsession with it. I wouldn't want my mother or sister to do this demeaning job why would I wish it on other girls? If I want to watch hot girls I have the internet, it doesn't have to be forced into something not relevant.


Ok-Initiative9549

They will supply their own ghosts thank you very much.


VaccineCookies

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IndependenceNo5598

They're all getting shitted on


Common_Economics_32

I want to see them wearing niqabs...


f2mreis

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come right to me?


Hendrick_Davies64

Just make them wear Burqa


TurretLimitHenry

No brother, that is haram


Jakesonpoint

My friend works for UFC’s social media team and I’ll see the various trips on instagram. It’s quite interesting to see the difference in outfit between working at an event in a Muslim nation vs anywhere else. Not a rag on Islam more just an observation.


Toru-theGreat

Ok


daKingKhan

"I swear to God" i didn't even notice they weren't there L😅L


MigitAs

How long till no women allowed on Saudi cards lol


MigitAs

No women allowed


ake-n-bake

Don’t worry Britney palmer gonna be there covered in a trash bag.


Disastrous-Heron-491

Wack


canuckaudio

how about ring boys?


AbbreviationsSea2516

RING MEN!!!


ok-go-fuck-yourself

No women fights either


3lm312

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Equivalent_Fun6100

I don't know anything about this, but I'm still going to make an ass of myself. They would only have ring girls in Saudi Arabia if they were stoned, not high, but to death.


sugashowrs

Thousand IQ this bloke 🙃


Pikablu555

They are all getting peed and pooped on in high rise suites by the royal family


iwanttokillyoufirst

Fruity cave men in the desert. So afraid of women that they abuse and hide them all. UFC should not allow fights there.


ShowOff90

Saudis are so closeted.


A-Cannon-Minion

No women at all, apparently. There are no female fights on the card.


getbackup21

Great how am I supposed to goon now


harzee

That’s so stupid


rkilla47

They really useless lmao if I want to see a good piece of meat you know I jump on the hub I just wanna see man bled


rkilla47

They really useless lmao if I want to see a good piece of meat you know I jump on the hub I just wanna see man bled


quiettimegaming

Nope, they just fly em' in... Bang em', pay em'... And send them home.


cocorawks

I wonder if the fighters are going to get covered up too cause if two dudes in boxers briefs are fighting in SA...They will not live that long after getting arrested lol


3d-ward

put some goats instead