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greatgerm

He got to workshop his dad character some more before So I Married an Axe Murderer.


adrianmonk

\[ bagpipes ... \] "If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy..." \[ bagpipes continue \]


sharkfrog

PIPER DOWN!


ThunderBobMajerle

We’ve got a piper down!


Wyden_long

What are *you* doing here?


ThunderBobMajerle

lol they let me out of the cage for offseason


shinbreaker

Is it just me, or did Mike Meyers get the most sketches up there were based on his family/youth? This one about this father, Wayne's World was based on either his youth or a friend while Garther was inspired Dana's brother, Lorthar was based on Mike's DnD campaigns, and Coffee Talk was inspired by his mother-in-law.


NeuHundred

TIL that Mike played DnD. Austin Powers was straight up inspired by the movies that Mike's dad shared with him.


punchbricks

Very specifically James Bond


NeuHundred

James Bond, In Like Flint, the old Michael Caine thrillers like Pulp, The Tenth Victim for sure (if you've not seen it, you gotta see it!)...


MYSTERees77

No, Mike Myers funneled his youth/family influence into almost all his sketches. The fact thats always boggled my mind is that Myers and Jim Carrey have never worked together, considering they are from same areaish of Toronto, same age, broke out same time, ect. I dont think they even know each other.


Frontiersman_

Apparently Mike Myers was rather difficult off set, and Jim Carry clearly is quite off his rocker. Carrey seemed to fully transition to LA-American but Myers still lives in Trono


Porencephaly

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


poindexter1985

You Scots sure are a contentious people.


relevantelephant00

You just made an enemy for life!


FuckYouThrowaway99

Don't touch Willie. Hmm, good advice.


lapsedhuman

Well, wearing a kilt in a land of thistles is liable to make one a bit angry.


bcorliss9

Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care


PloppyCheesenose

They’re not true Scotsmen.


Tossing_Goblets

"It's like all of Scottish cuisine's based on a dare!" Kyle MacLachlan hit that line perfectly.


RuleNine

That line made it into So I Married an Axe Murderer.


kindaa_sortaa

Woman... Woe-man... Whoooa-man! - She was a thief You gotta belief She stole my heart and my cat.


bassinyourface

Betty Judy Josie and those hot pussycats


DevilishRogue

Sat-uh-day-morny


SojuSeed

They made me horny.


Beans_deZwijger

HEED!


DevilishRogue

PEEPER!


Smeefer

# NAO


Blueshockeylover

Well that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.


Loeffellux

his comedic acting is severly underrated. Shoutout to his performance in Twin Peaks: the Return


ParsnipFlendercroft

People often ask what’s a hill you’ll die on. Well here’s mine. Whilst many very funny comedians, and characters have come from SNL, SNL itself is not funny in the slightest.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

To quote Keenan Thompson, "Hey look, it's 100 floors of frights, they're not all gonna be winners!"


enderjaca

"Tonight's show is going to be! ..... adequate"


Fuckface_Whisperer

That's an insane take. If you can't find at least some sketches funny then you're just not a person who finds things funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HD2xG92-0 If that's not funny to you then just accept you don't understand humor.


Erixson

How the fuck did he keep a straight face through that, jesus christ lol. I lost my shit when he stabbed the bird


ParsnipFlendercroft

I’m not American. SNL humour doesn’t travel well I’m afraid.


noctalla

So, it has funny comedians doing funny characters, but it's not funny?


ParsnipFlendercroft

People who have been on it and got their break on it have gone on to do funny things. But no sketches I’ve ever seen from the show itself have been the slightest bit funny


thrilldabeast010

A comedy show that has been on for 40 years isn’t funny. What a take.


ParsnipFlendercroft

I mean it's not shown in any other country unlike many many sitcoms. 40 years and nobody not in America actually wants to watch it. That tells you it *is* funny does it?


stuffitystuff

"50 seasons of *Saturday Night Live* featuring 164 cast members with a number of guests several times that and yet **none** of them have ever been funny!" Wow, what a take. Anyhow, here's Operaman on Eddie Vedder [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4n0JVaLqw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4n0JVaLqw)


Grouchy-Country3480

Maybe you're the problem.


HapticSloughton

My friends and I would use this as code when going to garage sales when we didn't want to offend those hosting it. If one of us thought we should go, they'd say "See anything Scottish?" If the answer was "no," it was time to find a new one.


enderjaca

You're lucky you didn't land at the hoose where the owner says "aye lads, this decorative plate set is from me grandad's estate in Aberdeen"


CLBUK

For your future text-based Scottish accent impressions, generally Scottish people would say 'my' more like 'ma', sometimes written 'mah'. 'Me' is more like how an Irish person sounds. 


explain_that_shit

‘Me’ is more like how Kyle McLachlan sounds in this skit


K12onReddit

This Shrek is weird.


jaybram24

I was gonna say this Fat Bastard is weird lol


SANAFABICH

Notice how they rarely look at the cue cards.


enderjaca

Mike Meyers probably wrote this one well in advance and was just waiting for a chance to use it.


Irving94

It's insane how reliant they are on the cue cards these days.


ChesswiththeDevil

Honestly I rarely watch it for this reason alone. I actually like a lot of the jokes, but some part of my brain is just taken right out of the sketch by the way they stare at the cards. Even the cast members, who should have a better handle on it imo.


ThurstonHowellIV

And the acting! Watch Jan hooks react and laugh. She was such a great comedic actor


shinbreaker

Yeah but when they look, it does kind of ring true about how the placement of the people can make a difference since you clearly see Kyle move his head to the cue cards unlike now where they have them face the cue cards.


SDFprowler

The only person who gets a pass from me for looking at cue cards is Christopher Walken. Somehow it makes him even more funny.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

I always liked the one with Kiefer Sutherland. "He drinks like a fish! He's always piss-steamin' drunk! He's gonna ruin my kidney!"


ninjas_in_my_pants

They were all great. Loved the Patrick Stewart one.


TheHYPO

They did another version of this on another episode that goes a different way: https://vimeo.com/611368124 (They actually did this sketch 4 times in total) And I won't spoil the ending, but once you've seen it: - There's a reporter on the local news radio station named Kris McCusker, and the way she says her name on her signoffs "I'm Kris McCusker" is always timed in a precise way that perfectly mirrors "He's Phil McCracken..." in the theme song. It's still crystal clear in my head 30 years later.


Sn0wflake69

best doctor


shinbreaker

Came across this exact same sketch but with Christopher Walken instead - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CR68NDgGg It was for dress rehearsal and you can see why it didn't work, but it has almost all the same jokes although with less energy...and Christopher Walken's attempt at a Scottish accent.


ILoveScottishLasses

One comment: "Walken sounded like a drunk Scotsman trying to do a Christopher Walken impersonation." lmao this is accurate.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

They cut that dead bit chatting to Hillary, and added the fisticuffs bits. And learning the lines helped too.


skonen_blades

My dad was Scottish and as a teen, I remember watching this sketch with him when it aired and we laughed and laughed. Great stuff. No one was really exploring 'being Scottish' as a vein of humour before and there are so many Scots living abroad. It was an untapped resource.


rodion_vs_rodion

Mike Meyers being Canadian helps. I remember when I was in Scotland our tour bus driver saying there were more people of Scottish descent living in Canada than there were in Scotland. Not sure if true, but either way, it's a lot.


eff-o-vex

I wrote a whole post with sources but Reddit ate it. So here's the abridged version: there's about 36M people in Canada, about 12% of which declared themselves of Scottish origins, for around 4.3M ethnic Scots in Canada. Meanwhile, about 77% of people living in Scotland identify as ethnic Scots, for around 4.2M people. So actually true apparently.


baggio1000000

41 million in Canada now.. growing too fast.


AJRiddle

> there were more people of Scottish descent living in Canada than there were in Scotland I mean that is easily true in the USA as well. A quick google says about 25 million Americans are descended from Scottish who immigrated there.


miaow-fish

But are they really declared Scots or their great grandparents came from Scotland so they are Scottish?


AJRiddle

You think there are 5+ million actual scots living in Canada? Lmao, wut?


aghamenon

I think he's making a no true Scotsman joke.


AJRiddle

He's not, he's just doing the thing where people make fun of Americans for claiming their ethnic ancestry. Doesn't really work when we are talking about Scottish people talking about how many people of Scottish descent there are in other countries though.


skonen_blades

I know there are more Scots living abroad than there are in Scotland. I'm pretty sure that's a fact. I don't know about specifically Canada but given the influx of Irish and Scottish immigration to the east coast of Canada back in the day, I'm prepared to believe it.


FridayGeneral

> I know there are more Scots living abroad than there are in Scotland. I'm pretty sure that's a fact. I very much doubt "that's a fact", given that the Scots who migrated to Canada "back in the day" are no longer Scots, but Canadians. Same for USA, Australia, etc.


skonen_blades

I mean, we're getting into semantics now, I guess. Apparently Scots are the third-largest 'ethnic group' in Canada as they were among the first Europeans to settle here. The number of people claiming Scottish ancestry is just about five million people. Fifteen percent of all of Canada. Then there's five million in the US, fifteen percent of Australia's non-aboriginal population, a bunch in New Zealand, other parts of the UK, France Poland, Italy, Germany, Scandinavia, the Netherlands, some in Africa and Latin America. So that's WAAAAY more than are currently in Scotland. For sure. But like you said, if they're five generations deep then I reckon they're just Canadian, Aussies, Kiwis, etc. I know the dreary weather in the UK compels large numbers of folks, retirees especially, to run off to sunny Spain or what have you. But I lived in the UK for five years and folks would OFTEN bandy about the 'fact' that there are more Scots living abroad than are living in Scotland. I have a feeling that's one of those myths that is true in some ways but not in others. Depends on how you're looking at it, I guess.


brandonjslippingaway

Yeah it's "of descent" which is a different thing. Diasporic communities are a grey area because how much or little a person engages with the diaspora is up to them, and they usually sort of become a third thing if they're a tight knit group.


Tarlbot

https://youtu.be/4z60R30vxQA


YahYahY

Man, I can’t detect any cue card reading here like almost at all. I can’t remember an SNL skit within the last 5 - 10 years (other than their pre-shot skits of course) where the cast and guests weren’t clearly reading cue-card the entire sketch. I wonder why that is


mangoxpa

I'm sure Kyle was slipping into an Irish accent at times 😄


Zbodownlow

Kyle’s accent in this is horrific


topazsparrow

I only hear fat bastard.


original_greaser_bob

i am the opposite i hear this sketch and the other 3 like it(and like a weekend update thing??) when ever i hear Fat Bastard or Shrek. this episode has another great Mike Myers moment when he does a Sprockets bit with "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos". the winning video is a guy getting hit in the nuts so hard he pukes.


pokemon-sucks

That and when he's fucking with Garth on Waynes World pretending to be "THE LEPRECHAUN!!!"


LettuceC

As an F1 fan, I really want those Jackie Stewart coasters.


ShutterBun

Box of 6 or 12?


ckb614

Kevin Nealon barely fit through the door


trashmyego

Kyle MacLachlan carrying his weight in this skit is just golden.


Hazzman

Definitely slipping into Irish there a few times


ToyBoxJr

Oh aye, I left a rosebud in there for yah


Groovicity

I love you so much, IT HURTS!!


robreddity

ATE HAAAIIIRTS!


5HTRonin

Even funnier as Kyle drifts into an Irish accent


figital666

that episode was a classic. interestingly enough, that was the ep with sinead o'connor and the pope photo ripping incident. kyle is amazing in SPROCKETS. al franken's mobile remote from baghdad is hilarious. and BAD IDEA jeans is great too! RIP phil hartman.


atswim2birds

This episode aired [in 1990](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0694565/). Sinéad ripped up the photo of the Pope [in 1992](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jul/27/sinead-oconnor-ripped-up-the-popes-photo-on-tv-snl).


figital666

you're right! i forgot she was on SNL twice. the song she ripped the pope on was a cover of WAR by bob marley.


robreddity

NO FAIR! Bringing up your mother like that!


FPFresh123

Can we get a new Austin Powers?


PHATsakk43

Watch The Pentaverate on Netflix. It’s basically 10 episodes of peak Myers.


FPFresh123

I'd never heard of that. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I'll give it a go.


andyavast

This is exactly what Scotland is like (I’m Scottish and have lived here for my whole life)


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S1lent-Majority

Would be funny if they were speaking like they were from falkirk


Number-Thirteen

That lass sayin' Scotland and Ireland be the same is lucky she dinnae get kilt!


MoonDaddy

I'm right in the primo age demographic for SNL during this period but I've never seen this before. Thanks!


NotGreg

We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and friggin huge!


Dependent_Market7788

Ahh this is the SNL episode with lesser known performance of Sinead O'Connor.


Bkid

Kyle MacLachlan has been in so much, but I'll always remember him as Cliff Vandercave from The Flintstones movie.


PHATsakk43

He’s always going to be Muad Dib for me.


Chaserivx

God damn it I miss when SNL was actually funny


rndname

Was this written by Conan? clip from 1990, Conan worked there 1988 to 1991. Time lines up.


Scherzoh

MIke Myers, based on his family.


CeilingUnlimited

Brilliant! And - SNL has sure gone downhill.


omnichronos

I wish Mike would make a new, hilarious movie, but it seems like all the great ones that used to be funny lose their ability over time (Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey, etc.).


Flipnotics_

he had that recent thing on netflix.


PHATsakk43

Which is friggin’ hilarious.


GoForAU

Seems like some move onto different paths in their career too. Could be for any reason, but maybe they don’t find comedy as rewarding anymore or they do films with half the effort and double the pay check. I mean, I don’t blame a lot of comedians who go the latter route. They scraped and crawled to get where they are at through comedy and deserve to cash in.


SkeletalJazzWizard

this is the most unrefined version of his scottish accent ive heard. its like 40% wayne campbell.


hornytoad69

My college's mascot is the Fighting Scots. I was a DJ on the college radio and I used this sound clip a ton.


11shovel11

That's funny stuff!


Suraru

Anyone else notice how low the door handle is?


CanadianCaveman

one of the best!


LordAwesomesauce

IIRC, this was on the season premiere 1990. Sinead O'Connor did "Last Day of Our Acquaintance" as her 2nd song and absolutely killed it. Best SNL musical performance I've ever seen.


Uvtha-

So crazy to me that I remember this sketch so well that I knew what the door would sound like. It's not even a very good sketch.


JimNasium123

That door music has been in my head this whole time, and I didn’t know it until now.


TheHipcrimeVocab

Sadly, Sean Connery never wrote his autobiography.


jockspice

My mum used to say "it's no so wee as wee" when talking about something slightly bigger.


ImperialSattech

Why is Shrek talking to the Lisan al Gaib?


StudsTurkleton

This has taken up space in my head for 30 years for no reason.


MagnifyingGlass

And this show lasted for 50 years?


triangulumnova

Does a show existing require your approval?


Sterlod

You didn’t hear? All show approvals are routed through him first now.


stevenette

Cue the "But SNL was so much better back in the day" crowd. Almost every time.


Critical_Moose

Fuck Kyle MacLachlan


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