This. What kind of assassin takes ESOP, does 9-5, or works corporate?
"Professionals" are usually freelancers and contractors who are at best part of a worker's union. Services are paid per job. Health insurance is not a thing cause they pay out-of-pocket to their underground medical practitioner. Maybe a few work for syndicates but those aren't tied to corporates and the syndicate workers are closer to AI kill drones than actual humans. Working with white glove service syndicates is the scrub move that 2nd/3rd gen trust fund babies would do cause they are too scared to hire from the black market mean streets. They'll get overcharged, want to pay by check so they can deduct if on their taxes as "business expenses", and ultimately get fucked like the scrubs they are when Feds raid their books and follow the record trail (Escort services with ex-porn stars listed as "consulting expenses". Shut-up bribe money listed as "legal expenses". And killing off inconvenient folks listed as "pest removal expenses".)
Funny how we're making fun of shit like this, but we're supposed to be free, democratic and better than the Russians
People getting assassinated left and right lol
We aren’t better at all, to your point. We just keep our citizenry completely in the dark and playing with their Tik Toks. Why do you think the “ban” is contentious?
am I the only person fantasizing about a Fight Club scenario where somebody blows up Meta, Youtube, and TikTok and we all have to look each other in the eye again?
The argument is that the Tick Tocks _ aren't _ keeping the kids uninformed. Very much the opposite is happening which threatens whatever makes it to Narrative of the Day.
The amount of information you can obtain from a 90 second video is questionable. People who actually read and understand detailed information aren't generally on Tik Tock. Also short format information is generally done in a way to misinform the viewer by leaving out critical details.
You know, you could point to it. ECDSA is open, public and frankly math. There is no “back door” in a cyclic group. You can only add and multiply numbers, you cant subtract and divide. Which means when I generate a public key from a private key , you can’t generate the private key from the public key.
Publickey = generator point * private key
You can’t do
public key / generator point = privatekey
Implementation matters, as Sony lost their private keys famously on the PS3 on ECDSA.
That being said NO TRUST for the NSA if they implement anything.
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/01/how-the-nsa-may-have-put-a-backdoor-in-rsas-cryptography-a-technical-primer/
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/12/report-nsa-paid-rsa-to-make-flawed-crypto-algorithm-the-default/
Any link to the NSA would be death to trust...and it doesn't have to be straight backdoored, it can just be weak, like RSA default was (easier to break is just as deadly when they can spend billions on servers to crack these algos).
ECDSA has detractors - http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140323-ecdsa.html
I'm not arguing that it's the worst crypto, just that it's healthy to question the sources.
I use to own a lot of BA shares. Sold in 2019. I was tempted to buy more when it dropped below $100 during the pandemic but I never did. I have moved on from BA lol
Listen, their former executives and current share holders, who are in positions of power, have investigated them and have found them to be completely innocent of these allegations!
Whos running the fbi right now? I feel like shits popping off all over the place and they are asleep at the wheel. Foreign paid politicians acting directly for russia, corporate hit men knocking off whistleblowers. The best they can do is p diddy?
No doubt. It goes way on back. All the three letter agencies communicate and compete.
Hell, even AAA is probably throwing nails on the highway around here.
Who gives a fuck if biden hunter did cocaine, hung out with hookers , and went on a waterslide? Hell, i would like to hang out with this guy. Lastly, hes not even in any relevant position. You think thats the first time cokes been in the white house? Republicans love that shit.
Thats laughable comming from a republican. Your candidate is challenging the supreme court for total immunity. Stop with the high horse. the gop has never been so low. Truth is i am actually conservative but im taking a break from the gop clown car.
Are the foreign paid politicians that are russian agents in the room with us right now?
The only foreign-paid politicians I see are the AIPAC-paid ones.
It was a massive infection in the lungs simultaneously with Influenza B, strep and MRSA.
Did he get flu B and then opportunistic coinfections? Or did someone pump high concentrations of aerosolized infectious agents into his car AC? Who knows. It's either a fluke or a state actor though.
Dude, an amateur isn't going to have the access to three different infectious agents and the technology to aerosolize those agents while maintaining infectivity, and whatever skills are needed to surreptitiously administer those agents to the target in a narrow time window without exposing themselves or other people or getting caught.
Even as a state actor, such an operation which would necessarily involve a bunch of people, it's a really unlikely assassination method because so many things can go wrong. It would also involve technology I've never even seen hints of being tested in the BW space.
which of you regards are buying pre-market on this news?
https://preview.redd.it/40m53i1b60yc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=b25bfca716daf7162131bd0c047e523a0e6ab182
Do you guys think #avoidboeing hashtag can get popular enough to drive traffic to a booking service at avoidboeing.com with no Boeing flights even shown in the search results
2nd death of a whistleblower..
[https://time.com/6973635/boeing-spirit-aerosystems-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead/](https://time.com/6973635/boeing-spirit-aerosystems-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead/)
Now the theme song is playing in my head. That's okay though, because it's actually quite a banger. Thank you for this post OP.
For anyone who hasn't heard it, here's my personal favourite version from Hitman 2. It has absolutely no right to be as epic as it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghXl6fGjSNc
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I hope Boeing paid in cash or crypto and not in stock options.
You think anyone would want their ESOP, it's definitely cash or crypto, even their real employees don't want their ESOP
This. What kind of assassin takes ESOP, does 9-5, or works corporate? "Professionals" are usually freelancers and contractors who are at best part of a worker's union. Services are paid per job. Health insurance is not a thing cause they pay out-of-pocket to their underground medical practitioner. Maybe a few work for syndicates but those aren't tied to corporates and the syndicate workers are closer to AI kill drones than actual humans. Working with white glove service syndicates is the scrub move that 2nd/3rd gen trust fund babies would do cause they are too scared to hire from the black market mean streets. They'll get overcharged, want to pay by check so they can deduct if on their taxes as "business expenses", and ultimately get fucked like the scrubs they are when Feds raid their books and follow the record trail (Escort services with ex-porn stars listed as "consulting expenses". Shut-up bribe money listed as "legal expenses". And killing off inconvenient folks listed as "pest removal expenses".)
Ah following that trial in Manhattan I see. A man of culture.
Smh.
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Funny how we're making fun of shit like this, but we're supposed to be free, democratic and better than the Russians People getting assassinated left and right lol
We aren’t better at all, to your point. We just keep our citizenry completely in the dark and playing with their Tik Toks. Why do you think the “ban” is contentious?
am I the only person fantasizing about a Fight Club scenario where somebody blows up Meta, Youtube, and TikTok and we all have to look each other in the eye again?
"noooo you cant just take away my dopamine dispenser"
Oh yah TikTok is def the thing keeping people complacent and that's why they want to ban it. Makes sense!
The argument is that the Tick Tocks _ aren't _ keeping the kids uninformed. Very much the opposite is happening which threatens whatever makes it to Narrative of the Day.
The "information" is buried under a mountain of NPC streams and bad dating advice clips.
The amount of information you can obtain from a 90 second video is questionable. People who actually read and understand detailed information aren't generally on Tik Tock. Also short format information is generally done in a way to misinform the viewer by leaving out critical details.
Ha! Jokes on Boeing Crypto was created by the NSA. Those back doors are wider than your wife’s asshole.
You assume the nsa isn’t help coverings up 🤣 this touches multiple federal agencies
You know, you could point to it. ECDSA is open, public and frankly math. There is no “back door” in a cyclic group. You can only add and multiply numbers, you cant subtract and divide. Which means when I generate a public key from a private key , you can’t generate the private key from the public key. Publickey = generator point * private key You can’t do public key / generator point = privatekey
Nice try, NSA.
Got me lol 🤣. I’m not entirely unbiased. Early btc adopter.
Implementation matters, as Sony lost their private keys famously on the PS3 on ECDSA. That being said NO TRUST for the NSA if they implement anything. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/01/how-the-nsa-may-have-put-a-backdoor-in-rsas-cryptography-a-technical-primer/ https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/12/report-nsa-paid-rsa-to-make-flawed-crypto-algorithm-the-default/ Any link to the NSA would be death to trust...and it doesn't have to be straight backdoored, it can just be weak, like RSA default was (easier to break is just as deadly when they can spend billions on servers to crack these algos). ECDSA has detractors - http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140323-ecdsa.html I'm not arguing that it's the worst crypto, just that it's healthy to question the sources.
I use to own a lot of BA shares. Sold in 2019. I was tempted to buy more when it dropped below $100 during the pandemic but I never did. I have moved on from BA lol
No they wrote him a check. It’s for spring cleaning.
They gave him a Boeing plane as a bonus
pizza, their usual currency
747. 47! Coincidence? I'll bet my life savings.
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I thought this was real for a sec and got so confused
He's coming for you
Listen, their former executives and current share holders, who are in positions of power, have investigated them and have found them to be completely innocent of these allegations!
Agent 747
He replaced Agent 737 since 737 kept fucking up.
“Max, Max 747”
I like my whistleblowers dead, not alive
Damn, that's fuckin' good
😭🤣🤣
This should be a higher comment.
its cooking
https://preview.redd.it/nk60hfuvs0yc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94533e3a1ecf7b78192127916e43103f207c4420 The Senior Audit Executive
I hear he's into Murders and Executions mostly
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s plane”
When you spend more money on hitmen than on engineers to run your business.
Mister Hitman was nicknamed, Boeing-Boeing … they could have summoned him whenever they want and he would have came.
Hey at least *someone* at Boeing is doing their job!
…and when you are fucking proud of it in that typical American smug way!
Why spend money on engineers when the CEO could give himself another bonus?!
Don't need QC when you got a good cleanup team.
https://www.theonion.com/boeing-promotes-mysterious-employee-known-only-as-the-1851333169
That's amazing. Much like the Panther, the Onion doesn't miss.
Soon people will be falling out of windows
Or committing suicide with two shots to the back of the head.
While mid flight….
At this point, the easiest way to kill someone an pass it as an accident might as well be to book them a flight on a Boeing.
Coroner's report: ( ) Intoxictation ( ) Asphyxiation (X) Death By Boeing Door ( ) Spy PUTS
Imagine casually walking down the street and an iron door lands on you
Boeing taking a play out of good ol' Vladdy's playbook
Vlad works for Boeing.. he better watch out. No way he buys from the French.
Accident kill 50+ xp
of natural causes, falling out of windows of natural causes.
Brooooooo!!! I’m dying
Third whistle blower is u/RONA-Boy confirmed
Do they know something we don't know about Boeing airplanes being pieces of shit?
Did you just book a flight?
no he's retiring
Que "Ava Maria" forever stuck in my head.
Best video game credit scene ever.
Another white guy hire
It will be a non-binary person of color when Netflix makes the Hitman miniseries
Just wait till they start knocking off users for sharing their passwords
Can't wait for the blood money season when 47 squares off with the black albino.
Whos running the fbi right now? I feel like shits popping off all over the place and they are asleep at the wheel. Foreign paid politicians acting directly for russia, corporate hit men knocking off whistleblowers. The best they can do is p diddy?
4 years with a traitor at the helm
the problem has probably been brewing longer than that unfortunately
No doubt. It goes way on back. All the three letter agencies communicate and compete. Hell, even AAA is probably throwing nails on the highway around here.
Wait who’s at the helm again?
There had better be some investigations running for god sakes
“We’ve investigated our extremely lucrative defense partner and found they’ve done nothing wrong.” https://preview.redd.it/o4e3hcu3f0yc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b7a7304530a53e9aecd3e230d9cc789b82b167
Who’s investigating the investigators?
They can’t even figure out who left cocaine in the White House? Definitely not the president’s coke head son.
Who gives a fuck if biden hunter did cocaine, hung out with hookers , and went on a waterslide? Hell, i would like to hang out with this guy. Lastly, hes not even in any relevant position. You think thats the first time cokes been in the white house? Republicans love that shit.
LMAO and most Wall Street guys I know🤣
Hookers and cocaine my friend thats the only way to do this job...
>Who gives a fuck if biden hunter did cocaine, People who think the rule of law should apply equally.
Thats laughable comming from a republican. Your candidate is challenging the supreme court for total immunity. Stop with the high horse. the gop has never been so low. Truth is i am actually conservative but im taking a break from the gop clown car.
Literally a Russian asset running the Republican Party lol.. Roger stone. He once said “Trump is the horse I will ride into the White House.”
Don't forget Israel directing the executive branch and wall Street scamming out in the open Wtf is this country
the end of rome
makes you just want to drone out on tiktok and youtube videos doesn't it?
Alternatively they are not actually dead but in a high level witness protection where they fake your death to protect your family.
Hope so.
What was the Diddy crap about. Big raids, don't arrest him, and then just gone from the news.
Are the foreign paid politicians that are russian agents in the room with us right now? The only foreign-paid politicians I see are the AIPAC-paid ones.
No. There are no gop senators here were good
Is it Mueller time yet?
Did another death happen?
Yup. Due to illness and infection (MRSA).
Died of "suddenly"
It was a massive infection in the lungs simultaneously with Influenza B, strep and MRSA. Did he get flu B and then opportunistic coinfections? Or did someone pump high concentrations of aerosolized infectious agents into his car AC? Who knows. It's either a fluke or a state actor though.
Bah, doesn't have to be a state actor! lol
Dude, an amateur isn't going to have the access to three different infectious agents and the technology to aerosolize those agents while maintaining infectivity, and whatever skills are needed to surreptitiously administer those agents to the target in a narrow time window without exposing themselves or other people or getting caught. Even as a state actor, such an operation which would necessarily involve a bunch of people, it's a really unlikely assassination method because so many things can go wrong. It would also involve technology I've never even seen hints of being tested in the BW space.
Yes that [blasted MRSA](https://youtu.be/SyUySWHg0qM?si=91HkLMuPW0VLCpJ9)
The illness and infection: a bullet to the back of the head
Guess they gave him a pill and he didn't get better
Johnny Sins is a true renaissance man
https://preview.redd.it/sihpfhhl90yc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b303bca1a41533bfac68f3fd9ce9e8a9e980f71
Rice n' beans?
AGENT 747
US justice system is pretty much a joke now
alwayshasbeen.jpeg
Excellent work, Agent 747.
Piano wire and Silver Baller are natural causes you know.
Aaand the stock goes up 
I love it here. I FUCMING LOVE IT HERE!
I would have never thought they would be so audacious as to suicide a second whistleblower only a few months after suiciding the previous one.
If these are hits, they’re not about stopping them from whistleblowing, they’re about stopping others. The publicity is the point.
“Send a message.”
Too soon. Lol
which of you regards are buying pre-market on this news? https://preview.redd.it/40m53i1b60yc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=b25bfca716daf7162131bd0c047e523a0e6ab182
...is that actually the Spirit you think is relevant to the discussion?
lol
Boeing went up LOL
Did they whack someone else?
Ahem! This is officially an "unfortunate incident."
Lmfao this is top content
Just know it’s not safe to fly on a Boeing if these clowns are killing people because the issue is too far widespread to fix
😂 And this is the meme of the year!!! Hats off to your sir or madam!
"You sir, won the internet today" ahh comment
\*tips fedora\*
EDIT: wow this blew up!!!
Le epic meme \*tips fedora\*
I hate how this made me laugh.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hitman actually manages without unnecessary casualties
Ok, that made me start hysterically laughing in the gym
This is good.
Would now be a good time to invest in Boeing since they’re down right now?
If I had a nickel for every time a Boeing whistleblower died I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
Best post so far today
Whats the diff between america and china? LMAO at least jail and hard labor is nicer
The government will probably put as much effort into investigating these crimes as agent 47’s
This seems too dark and too serious to joke about. Even for this sub.
Do you guys think #avoidboeing hashtag can get popular enough to drive traffic to a booking service at avoidboeing.com with no Boeing flights even shown in the search results
🤣
Johnny Sins looking serious, y’all./s Yes- I know it’s Agent 47.
2nd death of a whistleblower.. [https://time.com/6973635/boeing-spirit-aerosystems-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead/](https://time.com/6973635/boeing-spirit-aerosystems-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead/)
All it took was one extra chromosome to be that good...
He probably has the Delta black CC
The Milkman?
Lol
Knew it was him all along. He loves money 💰
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
World of Assassination.
We need some Jack Reacher up in this bitch
Zinedine Zidane is coaching Boeing?
Boeing "Contractor" of the year...
Who is that?
*That*... is a stock-buyback, Forty-Seven.
Really is the continuation of “Boeing blood money”
This is great 😂😂😂
Now the theme song is playing in my head. That's okay though, because it's actually quite a banger. Thank you for this post OP. For anyone who hasn't heard it, here's my personal favourite version from Hitman 2. It has absolutely no right to be as epic as it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghXl6fGjSNc
The patsy will take the fall
Technically a sub contractor.
Boeing up big time on another loose end snuffed.
Alright this wins best post of 2024
47 wouldn’t take those jobs though. He’d be going after Boeing LT/Board instead.
Boeing. If the planes don't kill you, our HR dept will
Remind to never apply at Boeing.
[The Boeing employee waiting for the whistleblower to come home.](https://i.imgur.com/4brbKeV.jpg)
I'm curious if my airbus or boeing stock will win the tug of war. One crashing one lifting off, just like their planes
WoW
Good job 47.
Yikes!!
Boeing employee dies, stock bumps
Where js John Wick when you beed him?
Rejoice! My calls are saved!
Dat hitman doug
Is he still alive?
BA stock is already up over 3% today. I guess the market likes that the whistle blower is out of the picture.
Boeing orders hits by having whistleblowers take flight 47.
Zidane?
thanks for the laugh 💯
"Loose lips sink ships." -Dave Calhoun. I stg if a 3rd one turns up dead I'm going all in.