I meeean how else do you marry someone without speaking the same language? And everyone knows she had some hangers on her and that’s what Top Dog was into. That and blondes
They didn’t call him top dog for nothing. The phone calls when they would call him were the best! Top dog is resting in paradise right now with some hot blonde chick with big tits.
Hopefully with a Lauren Compton look alike!
https://preview.redd.it/4z7g4mkse74d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ca9752f3981c51020ea53533350245884f860c
It’s so true. I’m a visual artist and come from a blue collar family. I put myself through college by working in a leather factory. I recently did a residency in Brooklyn and another artist there was 37 and her parents still paid her rent for a 1 bedroom in park slope and for her studio. We’re talking 5k each month in rent. Meanwhile, I couch surfed for 2 years and ate can of black beans so I could afford to buy supplies. I’m finally getting a place of stability with my work but 90% of artists I encounter never had to worry about making rent. It’s absolutely insane what you can achieve in art when you can basically buy yourself opportunities.
Yeah it definitely makes what he said a lot more tone deaf. I feel like he had sob stories about how poor he was when he was trying to make it as a comic, but apparently he was always just a rich brat.
And unfortunate reality for the arts. Normal people don't take the risk because if they fail then they're homeless. Trust fund kids can do shit like paint and pursue comedy because if their careers fail then Mommy and Daddy can always bail them out.
Yeah… I don’t follow YMH much these days, but saying stuff like that “jokingly” on social media definitely hits a little differently when you know his family has been absolutely bank (literally sometimes) for generations. Nothing wrong with that, but maybe don’t pretend to do the whole “started from the bottom now we here” schtick when you never were at the bottom even a little bit.
We would call people like him "poverty tourists". It doesn't count when you are operating with a net, and one call to Daddy can save you from homelessness.
Top dog was not Vp of all of merril lynch. This has been widely debunked numerous times already. He was vp of a department in a branch of Merrill Lynch in Florida. In what world would the VP of all of Merrill Lynch be living in Florida and not the headquarters in New York City?
These high-level sounding designations like VP are handed out like candy in the finance industry. Being a VP is basically just being an assistant manager
Idk how many times I’ve tried to explain this.
Sal fuckin Vulcano (yes, Impractical Jokers Sal Vulcano) was a “VP” at a finance firm at one point. He said he barely did fuck all and got paid about 60k a yr to do so.
> Top dog was not Vp of all of merril lynch.
Its so silly because VP in Corporate America is a title given to everyone, everywhere at all levels of an organization, its like most people don't know how titles work within Corporate America.
I've always got that vibe as well. Like he went to South America and found a poor smokeshow that would do ANYTHING for him. But, if he had the means and wanted a specific type, can't really blame him.
I mean this just confirmed Top Dog is the king we knew he was. You aren’t taking out Charlie and seducing big titted foreign women if you don’t have some cajones.
Tom has been honest about his father paying his rent for the first year he lived in LA, he got nothing after that. Let’s all remember, when Tina started dating him he slept on a mattress on the floor. He didn’t get handed a career in comedy, he worked his ass off.
That's some bullshit dismissiveness.
I saw him live after top dog passed. He was great. *Then* he started phoning it in. Significantly long after getting back on his feet from top dog.
It's really convenient to pretend that all the haters are obsessed and ignore the fact that most are actually fans that have become disappointed.
I dont really think it's fair to blame top dogs death for the the fact that Tom didnt write a single joke for the Brady roast and just substituted him into all the Garth Brooks "jokes" that hes been running into the ground for years.
Seems disrespectful to top dog to blame his passing for that.
When you have daddy to support you, you can go pretty far before giving up. Also thinking that daddy didn’t give them money from time to time is hilarious.
Because when they're successful in a field because they had the means to keep failing until they made it, you cant help but wonder how many other people are better and just dont get the same opportunity to grind for nothing until they hit it big.
All of that would be entirely irrelevent, if he didnt claim that no one works as hard as he does while making all his money from people that absolutely work harder than comedians every single day.
Yeah I'm an episode one listener of the podcast and remember the good old days when Tom and Tina lived in the ghetto and talked about shootings outside of their house.
Tom definitely had the luxury of being in the position to have fall back plans, and college paid for, but he still worked to get where he is today.
Jfc y’all are dense. “Not uncommon” doesn’t mean “everyone”. I know plenty of people that had parents support them when they first got out of high school, or with a first apartment in college. Why should it be any different for Tommy Bunz.
I've never heard of anyone's parents paying for their rent. I believe those peeps are called rich AF with everything getting handed to them. A year of rent is fucking insane
Bro just accept it, your idea of what "average" or middle class is, is greatly skewed to where you think parents providing an entire years worth of rent is normal (not while living at home with them).
If you think this is commonplace, then you were lucky to have been given a VERY privileged life.
Like the other guy said, don't be upset that you've had a nice upbringing that allows you to believe that you're not as well off as you are.
My first shitty apartment in Bowling Green, KY was $650/month, which would’ve been equal to ~$7,800 for a year. I know that’s not an insignificant amount, but you’re acting like that is an impossible sum of money for a parent to give to their child. A quick Google will show you tons of _data_ showing how many parents, even in recent years, still help support their kids financially once they’re out of the house, and it’s not all rich people like you all are making it sound.
Of course, I/OP never said parents don't help support their kids financially.
HELP is muuuuch different from just straight up paying your rent for an entire year.
And we both know ol Tommy wasn't staying in a dirt cheap apt in Bowling Green (no idea what year that 650 from).
> You’re gonna act like that’s nothing?
Oh….oh you’re challenged…
The entire point of that was that *is* something…that’s why they wrote it…lmao holy shit
Do you really think uber-wealthy people are honest about these things? This smacks of all the rich kids at college or backpacking across Europe that cosplay as dirtbags when in reality it’s all a façade.
An FVP broker at a third tier location at Merrill is not rich. It’s upper middle class at best. He wasn’t in investment banking or running a hedge fund. Poors would think this is rich, however. Tom likely makes more per year now than his father did in his entire career combined.
Yea but “first” is in the title! /s
This video was probably made by some jerk off who lives in their mom’s basement and took a break from QAnon shit to put it together.
He was handed his comedy career? That doesn't make any sense. There's no denying he is (was) a top-tier comedian, no amount of money can make that happen
The video highlights the golf course "bond" as the per annum fee while the $12k annual fee is literally right below the $90k line item.
Whoever made this video is either a dumbass or just trying to intentionally fool you.
Tom might have grown up rich, but I believe when him and Tina said they were dirt poor when they came up doing comedy. I know plenty of people with rich parents who have to make it on their own. Haters just love to hate
I hate this fuckin shit. My grandfather was an oil magnate in South America, it doesn’t mean he left his kids anything. My parents and in turn, myself were left to our own devices, to make something of ourselves. When Christina and Tom talk about picking the deodorant out of the dry sticks because they couldn’t afford to buy more, I 100% relate
The only reason Tom acted like he didn't have money before was because his dad didn't allow him to be a pompous prick. I'm sure it was a requirement for having a trust fund that Tom wouldn't flex his wealth and act "better" than everyone else. Since his dads passing, we can see the true Tim seeping out. Now he can buy supercars and make social media posts about "the poors". Remember Tom got the lions share when Top Dog passed away. His mom was married in and a degenerate spender herself. Top Dog made sure the wealth stayed in the actual family bloodline.
Now, he is free to show absolute disdain for anyone that isn't as financially secure and can buy whatever he wants and let the world think it's strictly from his comedy earnings.
Top Dog might have made a very good living, but I seriously doubt he left Tom enough money that it made that much of a difference considering how much he makes himself.
Guy goes through all the research and then doesn’t provide the source. I’m not saying its not true but any information coming from the internet these days, especially TikTok needs to be treated with the following rule: Sourceless=Worthless.
Just because you come from a family of money doesn’t always mean you have money yourself. My mom was comfortable, but she barely gave me anything. Tom never said he grew up poor, he worked his way up through stand-up and made it. People are R-words.
That's because your boomer ass mom hates you and your entire generation. Like all boomers, she's only looking out for herself, it's not to teach you some life lesson or something lmfao. [Tim Dillion has gone over this several times.](https://youtu.be/poIi5GVM3E0?si=kfT9lTF58Raj223I)
Def helps support an early comedy career…where most are struggling and might give up…but doesn’t mean he doesn’t have talent and worked hard for where he is.
This guy thinks he figured something out? We been knowing Tim and Kristy are trust fund kids. Have you ever heard them talk about “the struggle”? The speak about Trader Joe’s like it’s struggle food
He didn’t buy a comedy career. You have to build that no matter how much money you come from. And the poors thing is, you guessed it, a joke! I mean Christ, he’s a comedian and people are taking everything he says literally.
Ok let’s say your parents make 500000 a year right. And then there’s you when you start living you life and barley start off with 35k a year are you not broke because your parents have money?
Are we pretending he didn’t blow up with elite stand up and a world famous podcast? That he didn’t sell out arena tours? He may have always had a safety net with family but that doesn’t mean shit. Is he funny or not? He is a great stand up. He hurt some fan base with wealthy activities but his entire fan base would be doing the same shit.
Every time this gets mentioned I think it needs to be restated.
His father was not VP of the whole company. “VP” exists in many different forms in a company like that. It’s a supervisor. I can’t recall if it was regional or a branch but it wasn’t the entire company as this video will have you believe.
Tom has never said he started from nothing and has mentioned the help his father provided him as he was starting.
How would Top Dog's job running big banks help Tom be funny? Tom is successful because of his humour and his work ethic. If anything, he could have sat on his then fat ass wined like like a snob about doing showd in shitty towns. But he didn't. He went to those towns and took the hundred bucks. And wined about how shitty Erie PA is, on stage. For money. Like a G!
Ehh. His money flashing is really annoying, but he's earned what he's gotten.
Sure, having a safety definitely net helps. But alot of people have parents pay for college etc and do nothing with it.
Interesting to hear how wealthy his family truly is though. Money does interesting things to people.
Went to college with a girl whose father was a multi-millionaire. Her father believed kids should earn their own way, so although she grew up in wealth, she was paying her way through college and got 0 help for anything financially.
I don’t think he was just handed everything… I listened to ymh since the beginning, and Tom and Christina were so much more amateur as comedians. His craft of comedy definitely grew, and I do think his talent and the popularity of the podcast is how he got success
This is really stupid because no matter how much money is handed to you. It won’t make you funny. Tom became a successful comedian because we laugh at his jokes and think he’s entertaining. That has nothing to do with money.
Honestly he is just irrelevant at this point. Him and Bert at that roast was so fucking forced and unfunny... He hit the jackpot tho and is milking it for everything it's worth. I can't blame him.
This guy just said the $85,000 country club bond was his yearly dues….he’s so poor he didn’t know the difference between a country club bond and yearly dues 🤣🤣!!
This^^ is basically Tom’s entire schtick.
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I mean, at least he’s a comedian and not running one of those companies profiting off of drowning orphans or something…I mean, right?
Also, I thought Segura was Japanese name.
hmm let's say Top Dog left a decent amount (which divided amongst his kids and wife isn't a lot)
how's that bad? that only brings me joy and I wish one day I can do the same for the people I love - once I'm gone
now this whole thing is pathetic and doesn't deserve a response but wth, I got time
do you really think someone who knows he's gonna get a huge inheritance or the wife of someone who will, is going to be going around the country performing at shitty clubs, trying to make a successful pomcast, deal with all the merch bullshit etc? come on
future millionaires don't do that - they just sit and wait
and regardless if you like the mommys or not, you can't deny they worked hard for 10 years straight and deserve everything they have
Why does this sub dwell on Tom’s dad being the vice of Merrill Lynch? Tom talks about it numerous times. I don’t get it should I be upset? Please some one help me understand so I can get my pitch fork.
Plus like another comment said his name is top dog… you don’t get that name being poor. (Sorry had too even if it risks hurting my sweet internet points)
It kinda explains why Charro is so materialistic..she was used to that lifestyle
I meeean how else do you marry someone without speaking the same language? And everyone knows she had some hangers on her and that’s what Top Dog was into. That and blondes
More common than you would think. My in laws can barely speak to each other. The one worldwide currency is pussy.
And bushes
Never looked at it that way but damn you’re right
They didn’t call him top dog for nothing. The phone calls when they would call him were the best! Top dog is resting in paradise right now with some hot blonde chick with big tits.
And a nice bush!
A big titted animal if you will
G boobs
Hopefully with a Lauren Compton look alike! https://preview.redd.it/4z7g4mkse74d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ca9752f3981c51020ea53533350245884f860c
And she wipes down
I don’t care if Tom was a rich this whole time. Gimme fat Tom again. Gib dat boy some double chocolate croissants.
Live stream himself eating a chocolate souffle every night until he is fat again. Ill pay $10 for that stream
Tim sugar muk-bang? Until he's funny again? I might re sub.
Saka souffle?
Garth going all darknet on Dom Segurat
Next you're gonna say the poo pile wasnt real
Finance has always been the gatekeeper of art
I was happy and yet sickened to read this
It’s so true. I’m a visual artist and come from a blue collar family. I put myself through college by working in a leather factory. I recently did a residency in Brooklyn and another artist there was 37 and her parents still paid her rent for a 1 bedroom in park slope and for her studio. We’re talking 5k each month in rent. Meanwhile, I couch surfed for 2 years and ate can of black beans so I could afford to buy supplies. I’m finally getting a place of stability with my work but 90% of artists I encounter never had to worry about making rent. It’s absolutely insane what you can achieve in art when you can basically buy yourself opportunities.
Went to art school can confirm this is absolutely true. Most successful artists have rich parents with deep pockets.
> Most successful...have rich parents with deep pockets. FTFY
Well, it's true.
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NOOO!!! HIM AND TINA HAD TO LIVE OFF OF WHOLE FOODS SNACKS BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR! HE JUST "figured" IT OUT!!!
Traders Joe
Read this in a Hungarian accent.
Yeah it definitely makes what he said a lot more tone deaf. I feel like he had sob stories about how poor he was when he was trying to make it as a comic, but apparently he was always just a rich brat.
And unfortunate reality for the arts. Normal people don't take the risk because if they fail then they're homeless. Trust fund kids can do shit like paint and pursue comedy because if their careers fail then Mommy and Daddy can always bail them out.
Yeah… I don’t follow YMH much these days, but saying stuff like that “jokingly” on social media definitely hits a little differently when you know his family has been absolutely bank (literally sometimes) for generations. Nothing wrong with that, but maybe don’t pretend to do the whole “started from the bottom now we here” schtick when you never were at the bottom even a little bit.
Dude most of the successful stand ups come from rich families. Easy to take risks when you know you have mom and dad to fall back on.
We would call people like him "poverty tourists". It doesn't count when you are operating with a net, and one call to Daddy can save you from homelessness.
Top dog was not Vp of all of merril lynch. This has been widely debunked numerous times already. He was vp of a department in a branch of Merrill Lynch in Florida. In what world would the VP of all of Merrill Lynch be living in Florida and not the headquarters in New York City? These high-level sounding designations like VP are handed out like candy in the finance industry. Being a VP is basically just being an assistant manager
Amen. BTW, I'm VP of my home.
president pooch?
Same with commercial real estate brokers. VP just means that you're a primary agent rather than an agent under another agent.
Idk how many times I’ve tried to explain this. Sal fuckin Vulcano (yes, Impractical Jokers Sal Vulcano) was a “VP” at a finance firm at one point. He said he barely did fuck all and got paid about 60k a yr to do so.
> Top dog was not Vp of all of merril lynch. Its so silly because VP in Corporate America is a title given to everyone, everywhere at all levels of an organization, its like most people don't know how titles work within Corporate America.
Are we going to avoid the fact that his Dad and Mom had one of those.... Mail order feels.
His parents met because Tom’s aunt (charos sister) married top dogs friend or brother? Idk but they met thru other people
I've always got that vibe as well. Like he went to South America and found a poor smokeshow that would do ANYTHING for him. But, if he had the means and wanted a specific type, can't really blame him.
A poor made this.
I will not stand for this Top Dog slander
I mean this just confirmed Top Dog is the king we knew he was. You aren’t taking out Charlie and seducing big titted foreign women if you don’t have some cajones.
Seriously what trust fund baby is a war time marine
he was an officer. they make bank
Like like George W Bush did…
Tom has been honest about his father paying his rent for the first year he lived in LA, he got nothing after that. Let’s all remember, when Tina started dating him he slept on a mattress on the floor. He didn’t get handed a career in comedy, he worked his ass off.
It’s different when you know you can just stop and go back to daddy.
And don’t have $50k in student loans
He never stopped though, did he?
He stopped trying to be funny 2 or 3 years ago.
You mean right after his dad died and all the other shit they went through?
Dude you’re talking to a bunch of complete losers. They don’t give a fuck about that.
That's some bullshit dismissiveness. I saw him live after top dog passed. He was great. *Then* he started phoning it in. Significantly long after getting back on his feet from top dog. It's really convenient to pretend that all the haters are obsessed and ignore the fact that most are actually fans that have become disappointed. I dont really think it's fair to blame top dogs death for the the fact that Tom didnt write a single joke for the Brady roast and just substituted him into all the Garth Brooks "jokes" that hes been running into the ground for years. Seems disrespectful to top dog to blame his passing for that.
When you have daddy to support you, you can go pretty far before giving up. Also thinking that daddy didn’t give them money from time to time is hilarious.
Sounds like jealousy. Why the fuck would you care that he’s well off?
Because when they're successful in a field because they had the means to keep failing until they made it, you cant help but wonder how many other people are better and just dont get the same opportunity to grind for nothing until they hit it big. All of that would be entirely irrelevent, if he didnt claim that no one works as hard as he does while making all his money from people that absolutely work harder than comedians every single day.
It makes it less genuine. He was never a normal guy trying to make it big. He was just a rich guy trying to be a comedian.
Aw you sad you have no daddy and you have no talent?
No. I do wish I had a trust fund though. That would be nice.
No dad, huh. Sorry bro.
No trust fund. I’m sorry about that too. I’d go all in on my dreams if I knew I had a safety net like this.
Too bad you'll always be a nobody tho
Brutal. I love it
Super hilarious. High brow stuff here. None of you are Bezos. Lol suck it. Am I a comedian now?
Yeah I'm an episode one listener of the podcast and remember the good old days when Tom and Tina lived in the ghetto and talked about shootings outside of their house. Tom definitely had the luxury of being in the position to have fall back plans, and college paid for, but he still worked to get where he is today.
Lol ‘the ghetto’ the rampart division is made up of some of the trendiest neighborhoods in LA.
They weren't in the ghetto. They heard gunshots once and suddenly it was "ghetto".
A year of rent??? You’re gonna act like that’s nothing? Looool
It’s not nothing, but it’s not uncommon, even for middle class families.
The fuck where. Apparently I've not been as middle class as I thought my whole life and I'm just poor.
Jfc y’all are dense. “Not uncommon” doesn’t mean “everyone”. I know plenty of people that had parents support them when they first got out of high school, or with a first apartment in college. Why should it be any different for Tommy Bunz.
I've never heard of anyone's parents paying for their rent. I believe those peeps are called rich AF with everything getting handed to them. A year of rent is fucking insane
“Fucking insane” lmfao
Bro just accept it, your idea of what "average" or middle class is, is greatly skewed to where you think parents providing an entire years worth of rent is normal (not while living at home with them). If you think this is commonplace, then you were lucky to have been given a VERY privileged life. Like the other guy said, don't be upset that you've had a nice upbringing that allows you to believe that you're not as well off as you are.
My first shitty apartment in Bowling Green, KY was $650/month, which would’ve been equal to ~$7,800 for a year. I know that’s not an insignificant amount, but you’re acting like that is an impossible sum of money for a parent to give to their child. A quick Google will show you tons of _data_ showing how many parents, even in recent years, still help support their kids financially once they’re out of the house, and it’s not all rich people like you all are making it sound.
Of course, I/OP never said parents don't help support their kids financially. HELP is muuuuch different from just straight up paying your rent for an entire year. And we both know ol Tommy wasn't staying in a dirt cheap apt in Bowling Green (no idea what year that 650 from).
You're really offended at the fact that you might be more well off then you thought. Wild.
I know 0 people. So again, maybe I'm just poor and all my friends were poor.
Are you crying bro
Yes, can you hold me and tell me everything's going to be ok.
No, you’re a disgusting poor
Fair enough. You might catch the poor.
LOL
True but back then rent was like $500/month or something, not $3000
> You’re gonna act like that’s nothing? Oh….oh you’re challenged… The entire point of that was that *is* something…that’s why they wrote it…lmao holy shit
The pr team dickriders out in full force
YMH fans are some of the craziest parasocial weirdos I’ve seen on the internet.
I think this fat poor needs a hug.
Yep
whiny poors
Do you really think uber-wealthy people are honest about these things? This smacks of all the rich kids at college or backpacking across Europe that cosplay as dirtbags when in reality it’s all a façade.
Exactly, did his dad pay for his humor too? Tom made one poor people joke and now people are investigating his entire family tree lmao
When you don’t have a job you have all the time in the world to do shit like this lol
FGT RTD
An FVP broker at a third tier location at Merrill is not rich. It’s upper middle class at best. He wasn’t in investment banking or running a hedge fund. Poors would think this is rich, however. Tom likely makes more per year now than his father did in his entire career combined.
None of these mommies work at banks apparently. They give out VP titles like candy
Yea but “first” is in the title! /s This video was probably made by some jerk off who lives in their mom’s basement and took a break from QAnon shit to put it together.
His dad making $250k per year doesn’t make him rich. Only a bunch of poors would think that’s enough money for a trust fund.
Tom literally makes that per show, if not more.
Look at all the sad, fat, desperate nobodies in these comments, bitter that they'll never amount to anything
Why does his mom always hit him up for money if she married into a wealthy family? Didn't Top Dog leave her plenty?
This is gay
I thought the video was funny. Really hit it home.
And retarded
He was handed his comedy career? That doesn't make any sense. There's no denying he is (was) a top-tier comedian, no amount of money can make that happen
My dad was a first vice president at ML, there are 15,000 of em
The bond is a one time deposit, the annual payment was only $15,580 plus tax. Big difference from $85k a year to $15k
I've seen him and Christina P talking about starting out poor Was that lies?
Washcloth gang upset af
I stopped liking his comedy a while back. It’s pretty hack. The roast of Brady was bad for him and Bert.
Yes, rich people choose to live in the Rampart area of LA, one of the shittiest of all in town. With only one phone charging cord.
Tom Brown Nosers really hate these facts eh
The video highlights the golf course "bond" as the per annum fee while the $12k annual fee is literally right below the $90k line item. Whoever made this video is either a dumbass or just trying to intentionally fool you.
Tom might have grown up rich, but I believe when him and Tina said they were dirt poor when they came up doing comedy. I know plenty of people with rich parents who have to make it on their own. Haters just love to hate
I hate this fuckin shit. My grandfather was an oil magnate in South America, it doesn’t mean he left his kids anything. My parents and in turn, myself were left to our own devices, to make something of ourselves. When Christina and Tom talk about picking the deodorant out of the dry sticks because they couldn’t afford to buy more, I 100% relate
Jesus fuck, just bc you’re in your late 30s and mom pays your bills doesn’t mean everybody’s does.
So his dad was Vp at a bank.. there is hundreds of Vps at big banks man, thats only one step above manager
This is the worst take down attempt I’ve ever seen. Who gives a fuck.
My thoughts as well!
Retarded fucktards. They care lots.
who needs rich parents when you can live rent free in all these poor loser's heads.
The only reason Tom acted like he didn't have money before was because his dad didn't allow him to be a pompous prick. I'm sure it was a requirement for having a trust fund that Tom wouldn't flex his wealth and act "better" than everyone else. Since his dads passing, we can see the true Tim seeping out. Now he can buy supercars and make social media posts about "the poors". Remember Tom got the lions share when Top Dog passed away. His mom was married in and a degenerate spender herself. Top Dog made sure the wealth stayed in the actual family bloodline. Now, he is free to show absolute disdain for anyone that isn't as financially secure and can buy whatever he wants and let the world think it's strictly from his comedy earnings.
Top Dog might have made a very good living, but I seriously doubt he left Tom enough money that it made that much of a difference considering how much he makes himself.
Source? Or is this straight from your neck information? Why would Tom get the lion's share? Considering his 2 siblings.
Guy goes through all the research and then doesn’t provide the source. I’m not saying its not true but any information coming from the internet these days, especially TikTok needs to be treated with the following rule: Sourceless=Worthless.
It doesn’t mean that he was handed money after moving out. I know a lot of people whose parents did the right thing and made them earn their own.
Tom's said regularly that Top Dawg was responsible for paying his rent in LA while he was a "struggling comic"
Just because you come from a family of money doesn’t always mean you have money yourself. My mom was comfortable, but she barely gave me anything. Tom never said he grew up poor, he worked his way up through stand-up and made it. People are R-words.
That's because your boomer ass mom hates you and your entire generation. Like all boomers, she's only looking out for herself, it's not to teach you some life lesson or something lmfao. [Tim Dillion has gone over this several times.](https://youtu.be/poIi5GVM3E0?si=kfT9lTF58Raj223I)
Lol. There’s something waiting for me when her time is done, but her parents didn’t give her anything. It’s called self-resilience.
I have no idea what is and isn't true. Rich Tom needs to buy new jeans though. Clearly he's wearing the old ones low and loose.
Still so funny that people don’t get the poor jokes
I always pegged top dog as a guy who’d bury gold bars in the backyard
Have extended family this happened to recently. The dad died and his kids found out he had over $3 million in silver bars locked away.
So what I’m hearing is this works
I mean. Just the fastest poor move here.
So those stories of him and Christina sharing a charging cable in a sht apartment are not true?
Sure it was but that's because they're Tok'd
“Trust fund Tom” 😂😂😂
That makes sense why Christina married him. Theo got it for free
So basically, relative to his lineage,Tom's a loser.
Def helps support an early comedy career…where most are struggling and might give up…but doesn’t mean he doesn’t have talent and worked hard for where he is.
That’s why then Hot Christina married him never mind his talent as a comedian
Easy to follow your dreams when you don’t have to worry about putting food on the table.
Lol you sad fucks need a life
FIGURE IT, THE FUCK, OUT!
Never forget,tim and tuna always have had a cleaner even when they were "poor"
Did this video keep muting for anyone else??
What a rascal
Well, that’s the internet community he cultivated with the whole Garth Brooks thing.
All amazing people who deserve to be our elites.
You can’t buy a sense a humor and growing up rich doesn’t make you a great stand up comedian
I think you mean, "losers have way too much time on their hands."
This guy thinks he figured something out? We been knowing Tim and Kristy are trust fund kids. Have you ever heard them talk about “the struggle”? The speak about Trader Joe’s like it’s struggle food
Cool story, still funny AF
Let em be
"It's a big club and you aint in it" george carlin
I mean I remember when the pod was being broadcast from like my aunt's living room but yeah silver spoon af
I mean, Top Dawg probably didn’t make fuck you money from his jobs at Merrill/B of A
He didn’t buy a comedy career. You have to build that no matter how much money you come from. And the poors thing is, you guessed it, a joke! I mean Christ, he’s a comedian and people are taking everything he says literally.
i thought toms dad was retired military
You think the seguras had them?
Ok let’s say your parents make 500000 a year right. And then there’s you when you start living you life and barley start off with 35k a year are you not broke because your parents have money?
Dude is lame. His last special, the reason for the name.cringe creepy AF
Too many shits given about this. It's Tom Segura, if he has old money, let him enjoy it, who gives a fuck.
Are we pretending he didn’t blow up with elite stand up and a world famous podcast? That he didn’t sell out arena tours? He may have always had a safety net with family but that doesn’t mean shit. Is he funny or not? He is a great stand up. He hurt some fan base with wealthy activities but his entire fan base would be doing the same shit.
Every time this gets mentioned I think it needs to be restated. His father was not VP of the whole company. “VP” exists in many different forms in a company like that. It’s a supervisor. I can’t recall if it was regional or a branch but it wasn’t the entire company as this video will have you believe. Tom has never said he started from nothing and has mentioned the help his father provided him as he was starting.
This adds up. No way Christina would’ve settled for him unless she knew she was set. Dumb blonde, dumber fatty (at the time).
How miserable do you have to be to spend hours creating this video.
How would Top Dog's job running big banks help Tom be funny? Tom is successful because of his humour and his work ethic. If anything, he could have sat on his then fat ass wined like like a snob about doing showd in shitty towns. But he didn't. He went to those towns and took the hundred bucks. And wined about how shitty Erie PA is, on stage. For money. Like a G!
Ehh. His money flashing is really annoying, but he's earned what he's gotten. Sure, having a safety definitely net helps. But alot of people have parents pay for college etc and do nothing with it. Interesting to hear how wealthy his family truly is though. Money does interesting things to people.
He always smelled of that condescending narcissistic make fun and look down on the poor type
Went to college with a girl whose father was a multi-millionaire. Her father believed kids should earn their own way, so although she grew up in wealth, she was paying her way through college and got 0 help for anything financially.
You fell for that shit story?
Loser poors
Dddddddddddddasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmnnn!!!!!!!!! Phil Collins. Burnt Chrysler is a trust fund baby too.
And?
I don’t think he was just handed everything… I listened to ymh since the beginning, and Tom and Christina were so much more amateur as comedians. His craft of comedy definitely grew, and I do think his talent and the popularity of the podcast is how he got success
This is really stupid because no matter how much money is handed to you. It won’t make you funny. Tom became a successful comedian because we laugh at his jokes and think he’s entertaining. That has nothing to do with money.
How the fuck is any of this relevant? Tom is funny. We like Tom's jokes. That's it.
Who cares you like him or you don't. End of the story. Onward
Honestly he is just irrelevant at this point. Him and Bert at that roast was so fucking forced and unfunny... He hit the jackpot tho and is milking it for everything it's worth. I can't blame him.
I like when retarded nobodys claim famous people are irrelevant.
I wonder what this guy's reddit handle is
This guy just said the $85,000 country club bond was his yearly dues….he’s so poor he didn’t know the difference between a country club bond and yearly dues 🤣🤣!! This^^ is basically Tom’s entire schtick. Edit because I don’t know formatting
Lol what fkin loser took the time to make this?
I mean, at least he’s a comedian and not running one of those companies profiting off of drowning orphans or something…I mean, right? Also, I thought Segura was Japanese name.
Ohhh okay so this is why Tim acts the way he does then. Interesting.
Yea fuck tom for having a good family!
hmm let's say Top Dog left a decent amount (which divided amongst his kids and wife isn't a lot) how's that bad? that only brings me joy and I wish one day I can do the same for the people I love - once I'm gone now this whole thing is pathetic and doesn't deserve a response but wth, I got time do you really think someone who knows he's gonna get a huge inheritance or the wife of someone who will, is going to be going around the country performing at shitty clubs, trying to make a successful pomcast, deal with all the merch bullshit etc? come on future millionaires don't do that - they just sit and wait and regardless if you like the mommys or not, you can't deny they worked hard for 10 years straight and deserve everything they have
Why does this sub dwell on Tom’s dad being the vice of Merrill Lynch? Tom talks about it numerous times. I don’t get it should I be upset? Please some one help me understand so I can get my pitch fork. Plus like another comment said his name is top dog… you don’t get that name being poor. (Sorry had too even if it risks hurting my sweet internet points)